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Lalwendë · 08-31-2005, 02:03 PM

Arwen: "Hang on, what do you think you're doing? The kids asked for a guy for Bonfire Night, but who said you could use my best cardigan?"

OR

Arwen: "I leave you to get the groceries on your own and this happens. 12 cans of beer? A 15" pizza? A bumper pack of Pop Tarts?"

wilwarin538 · 08-31-2005, 02:07 PM

Arwen: Why, in the name of Eru, would you put glue all over you hand? Now what are we supposed to do?

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 02:11 PM

Arwen: No! I will take Frodo to Rivendell! Pippin won't find him there!
Aragron: Umm, Honey? We're heading there right after you.

or

Aragron: So, where have you been?
Arwen: I wasn't hiding in a bush with Haldir!!!

or

Aragorn: Arwen!? Where's Glorfindel?
Arwen: I stole his horse and knocked him out so I could get a bigger role in the movie.
PJ: Somebody get me the script!!!

davem · 08-31-2005, 02:37 PM

Aragorn: 'No, it will work - you just move this lever at the back & its mouth moves- 'I'ng Grodo Gaggins & I gav the gring'

Arwen: 'Look, when Legolas mentioned a diversion I think he meant something else.'

Aragorn: 'You never like any of my plans! I never dissed your dumb Banner idea!'

The Only Real Estel · 08-31-2005, 03:01 PM

Aragorn: "There, you ought to be safe enough now honey. This decoy looks just like you."

Arwen: "Excuse me!?"

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 03:07 PM

Arwen: No I will take him to Rivendell, I am the faster rider and once we crossed the...
PJ: CUT!!!!
Viggo: What now!?
PJ: Is this Lord of the Rings or Sleepy Hollow!?

Boromir88 · 08-31-2005, 03:14 PM

The village is down to three people.

Arwen: What are you doing?

Aragorn: I thought we agreed to turn on Frodo and hang him.

Arwen: I haven't casted my vote yet. For all I know you could be the last wolf?

Aragorn: Me, are you kidding. Look at this face, does this look like a face of a wolf?

Arwen: Well you're the only one with a beard.

Frodo: *chokes* I'm innocent.

Aragorn: Come on he's obviously lying.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 03:15 PM

Aragorn: there taking the hobbits too isengard! there taking the hobbits too isengard!

Arwen: and you wonder why i'm not with Legolas...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 03:30 PM

Aragorn: So we just place the Hobbit gently in the Catapult and fire him to Mount Doom!

OR

Aragorn: What do you mean the Eagles won't take them to Mordor?

mormegil · 08-31-2005, 03:38 PM

Arwen: You must listen to me Aragorn, this is not Frodo.

Aragorn: Well it certainly looks like him.

Arwen: Don't you remember this is the doll you stole from Legolas

Aragorn: Really!?! I was wondering why he wasn't answering my question.

Kitanna · 08-31-2005, 03:58 PM

Aragorn stares at the celery between Arwen's teeth.

The Only Real Estel · 08-31-2005, 04:35 PM

Which one is the wolf?

Aragorn: "My what pointy ears you have Arwen..."

Arwen: "All the better to hear you with, my dear."

Aragorn: "And what blue eyes you have..."

Arwen: "All the better to see you with."

Aragorn: "And what sharp teeth you have..."

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 08:08 PM

Aragorn: Ok, let me get this straight. You saw Gandalf uncloaked?
Arwen: Yes! And Haldir and Théoden. OOPS! Said to much!
Aragorn: You WHAT!!!!! I think I'm going to faint! *THUD*

or

Arwen: You want to dress Frodo up as a Nazgul, put him in a catapult and launch him into Mordor just so he actually looks like a flying Nazgul and hope that he lands in front of Mount Doom!?!?

Boromir88 · 08-31-2005, 10:21 PM

Arwen: I don't even know why I fell in love with you. Men are stupid.

Aragorn: Calm down, you're beginning to sound like your father.

Arwen: EXCUSE ME!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 03:55 AM

Aragorn: What do you mean the Green Dragon is closed?

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-01-2005, 04:02 AM

Aragorn: Come on, dear. It's only a cloak, a jacket and a few shirts.

Arwen: Look, I am not taking your dirty washing back with me to Rivendell and that's final!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 04:05 AM

Arwen: No! I forbid you to do this!

Aragorn: He has stood unchallenged for too long now! Someone has to take his crown!

Arwen: But Boromir is too god a Disco dancer! You'll never beat him!

Aragorn: I'll have to try!

Lalwendë · 09-01-2005, 05:00 AM

Arwen: "Another Hobbit? You're really going to have to curb your e-bay addiction. We've already got seventy-five of them in the loft!"

The Only Real Estel · 09-01-2005, 08:12 AM

Arwen: "You left the seat up...again."

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 08:22 AM

Arwen: I leave you for one minute, and this is what happens! *points at Frodo* You go and buy that Hobbit statue off of Denethor!
Aragorn: What!? I was only missing one from the entire set.

Morsul the Dark · 09-01-2005, 08:31 AM

Aragorn:OK so you'll take Frodo to Rivendel

Arwen:WHat while you go galvanting around with that Eowyn girl!

Aragorn:We've been over this I'm not cheating on you!

Arwen:That's not what she told me.

Aragorn:Who you going to believe me or some cross-dressing psyco

Frodo:I'm dieing.......

Arwen and Aragorn:Shut up we're in the middle of something

Gurthang · 09-01-2005, 08:58 AM

Frodo, Aragorn, and Arwen in the Christmas pageant.
Arwen: "But I want to be Mary!"
Aragorn: "It's too late now, he's already on the donkey."
Arwen: "But he's not even a girl."
Aragorn: "Look, you don't like it? Talk to the director; he's the one who chose parts."
Frodo: "The only reason I'm Mary is cuz I can scream like I'm giving birth."
Arwen: "You are one sick little hobbit."
(to see Frodo scream like he's giving birth, watch him get stabbed on Weathertop.)

OR

Officer Arwen: "Sir. Do you have any idea how fast you were going."
Aragorn: "No I'm not drunk!"
Officer Arwen: "Sir, That's not what I asked you."
Aragorn: "Seriously, it's an emergency."
Officer Arwen: "Yeah! Let me guess: He's about to go into labor."
Aragorn: "Um, well, actually... um. This is really hard to explain...."
Officer Arwen:

OR

Arwen: "Look into my eyes."
Aragorn: "Wow...."
Meanwhile, Frodo falls of the horse.

The Only Real Estel · 09-01-2005, 09:49 AM

The Horse and His Hobbit by C.S. Tolkien

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 10:05 AM

Aragorn flatly denies filling in for Gandalf while his cloak was in the wash.

OR

Aragorn: There are five ring wraiths on our trail.

Arwen: We cannot beat them. We need to think of something.

Aragorn: ... ... Okay, I have a plan. Pippin, stall them!

The Only Real Estel · 09-01-2005, 11:31 AM

A sneak peek at a scene from next Tuesday's Soap, As the Ranger Ranges:

Aragorn: "I love being around you."

Arwen: "But we're both married to other people, what can we do?"

Aragorn: "We could...kill our spouses."

Arwen: "I love it when you talk that way!"

Frodo (to himself): That was so predictable Madam Cleo called it three weeks ago! And the acting is so wooden the audience must be board.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 12:12 PM

Aragorn: You’re descended from grovelling stone trolls?

OR

Arwen: What's this I hear about you dating a creepy Nazgûl?

Mithalwen · 09-01-2005, 12:57 PM

Denethor Pic...

Pippin wonders how to tell Denethor that Atkins is so last year and he should be doing the GI diet instead.

or Billy sulks because they have botched the scaling again and when Denethor stands he will only reach his shin......

Aragorn and Arwen

Arwen - "Look Aragorn - I know Dad is the best healer Middle Earth has known but even he isn't going to be able to do much about decapitation - especially if you can't find the head...."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-01-2005, 01:02 PM

Arwen is clearly not amused by Aragorn's suggestion for the night's entertainment.

davem · 09-01-2005, 01:11 PM

Aragorn: 'Frodo's got a cod piece, why can't I have one?'

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 01:21 PM

Arwen: Are you sure this is safe?

Aragorn: Of course, Hobbits are always being fired out of cannons.

OR

Arwen: Why would a Balrog want to have fake hair?

Aragorn: Not Wigs, Wings!

- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

Gil-Galad · 09-01-2005, 02:08 PM

Frodo: i'm still alive

Aragorn: no you won't you'll be dead soon

The Only Real Estel · 09-01-2005, 02:33 PM

Arwen catches Aragorn in the act of trying to steal her sword again.

Arwen: "Come on, PJ already let you carry around your own instead of just the shards like the book!"

davem · 09-01-2005, 03:02 PM

Aragorn:'Now, make sure you sit behind Frodo...'

Boromir88 · 09-01-2005, 03:47 PM

Arwen: How'd this picture get in your knapsack?

Aragorn: I can explain you see. Eow-...

Arwen: Don't explain, just give it back to them!

Pippin: Boromir88 sir, can we have some more of your fireworks?
Merry: Yah, your's are a lot better than Gandalf's.

(The truth hurts sometimes

)

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 03:58 PM

This is what happens when you see Gandalf uncloaked (

)

or

Pippin: Merry?
Merry: Yes Pip?
Pippin: Did we just get tagged?
Merry: I believe we did my old friend.
Pippin: Well in that case *tags Merry* YOU'RE IT!!! HA!!! GOT YOU!!! AFTER ALL MY SEARCHING....
Merry: *tags Pippin and runs* You were saying!?!?
Pippin: Not again!!!

Lalwendë · 09-01-2005, 04:07 PM

Merry: "Pippin, we smoke too much."

OR

The Hobbits were really looking forward to the Cure tribute night at the Green Dragon.

CaptainofDespair · 09-01-2005, 04:19 PM

Merry and Pippin got a little too into their DnD session with Gandalf the Dungeon Master. When they thought his staff was a rare item they could use, and tried to steal it, he cast fireball and fried them.

The Only Real Estel · 09-01-2005, 04:37 PM

Pippin: "Man! Light sockets are evil!"

Merry: "They're like the devil or something..."

mormegil · 09-01-2005, 05:01 PM

Unbeknownst to most but both Billy and Dominique were required to be humiliated by PJ as part of thier "initiation" or otherwise they wouldn't get the parts.

Boromir88 · 09-01-2005, 07:21 PM

I know that pictures small so here's a better one...

08-31-2005, 02:03 PM	#7001
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Arwen: "Hang on, what do you think you're doing? The kids asked for a guy for Bonfire Night, but who said you could use my best cardigan?" OR Arwen: "I leave you to get the groceries on your own and this happens. 12 cans of beer? A 15" pizza? A bumper pack of Pop Tarts?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-31-2005, 02:07 PM	#7002
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Arwen: Why, in the name of Eru, would you put glue all over you hand? Now what are we supposed to do? __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-31-2005, 02:11 PM	#7003
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Arwen: No! I will take Frodo to Rivendell! Pippin won't find him there! Aragron: Umm, Honey? We're heading there right after you. or Aragron: So, where have you been? Arwen: I wasn't hiding in a bush with Haldir!!! or Aragorn: Arwen!? Where's Glorfindel? Arwen: I stole his horse and knocked him out so I could get a bigger role in the movie. PJ: Somebody get me the script!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-31-2005, 02:37 PM	#7004
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Aragorn: 'No, it will work - you just move this lever at the back & its mouth moves- 'I'ng Grodo Gaggins & I gav the gring' Arwen: 'Look, when Legolas mentioned a diversion I think he meant something else.' Aragorn: 'You never like any of my plans! I never dissed your dumb Banner idea!' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

08-31-2005, 03:01 PM	#7005
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	setting up a decoy Aragorn: "There, you ought to be safe enough now honey. This decoy looks just like you." Arwen: "Excuse me!?"

08-31-2005, 03:07 PM	#7006
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Arwen: No I will take him to Rivendell, I am the faster rider and once we crossed the... PJ: CUT!!!! Viggo: What now!? PJ: Is this Lord of the Rings or Sleepy Hollow!?

08-31-2005, 03:14 PM	#7007
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	The village is down to three people. Arwen: What are you doing? Aragorn: I thought we agreed to turn on Frodo and hang him. Arwen: I haven't casted my vote yet. For all I know you could be the last wolf? Aragorn: Me, are you kidding. Look at this face, does this look like a face of a wolf? Arwen: Well you're the only one with a beard. Frodo: chokes I'm innocent. Aragorn: Come on he's obviously lying. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-31-2005, 03:15 PM	#7008
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Aragorn: there taking the hobbits too isengard! there taking the hobbits too isengard! Arwen: and you wonder why i'm not with Legolas... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 03:30 PM	#7009
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: So we just place the Hobbit gently in the Catapult and fire him to Mount Doom! OR Aragorn: What do you mean the Eagles won't take them to Mordor? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-31-2005, 03:38 PM	#7010
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Arwen: You must listen to me Aragorn, this is not Frodo. Aragorn: Well it certainly looks like him. Arwen: Don't you remember this is the doll you stole from Legolas Aragorn: Really!?! I was wondering why he wasn't answering my question. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-31-2005, 03:58 PM	#7011
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Aragorn stares at the celery between Arwen's teeth. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-31-2005, 04:35 PM	#7012
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Playing off of Boromir88 Which one is the wolf? Aragorn: "My what pointy ears you have Arwen..." Arwen: "All the better to hear you with, my dear." Aragorn: "And what blue eyes you have..." Arwen: "All the better to see you with." Aragorn: "And what sharp teeth you have..."

08-31-2005, 08:08 PM	#7013
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Aragorn: Ok, let me get this straight. You saw Gandalf uncloaked? Arwen: Yes! And Haldir and Théoden. OOPS! Said to much! Aragorn: You WHAT!!!!! I think I'm going to faint! THUD or Arwen: You want to dress Frodo up as a Nazgul, put him in a catapult and launch him into Mordor just so he actually looks like a flying Nazgul and hope that he lands in front of Mount Doom!?!?

08-31-2005, 10:21 PM	#7014
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Arwen: I don't even know why I fell in love with you. Men are stupid. Aragorn: Calm down, you're beginning to sound like your father. Arwen: EXCUSE ME! __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-01-2005, 03:55 AM	#7015
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: What do you mean the Green Dragon is closed? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 04:02 AM	#7016
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: Come on, dear. It's only a cloak, a jacket and a few shirts. Arwen: Look, I am not taking your dirty washing back with me to Rivendell and that's final! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-01-2005, 04:05 AM	#7017
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: No! I forbid you to do this! Aragorn: He has stood unchallenged for too long now! Someone has to take his crown! Arwen: But Boromir is too god a Disco dancer! You'll never beat him! Aragorn: I'll have to try! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 05:00 AM	#7018
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Arwen: "Another Hobbit? You're really going to have to curb your e-bay addiction. We've already got seventy-five of them in the loft!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-01-2005, 08:12 AM	#7019
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	preparing to leave the house... Arwen: "You left the seat up...again."

09-01-2005, 08:22 AM	#7020
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Arwen: I leave you for one minute, and this is what happens! points at Frodo You go and buy that Hobbit statue off of Denethor! Aragorn: What!? I was only missing one from the entire set. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2005, 08:31 AM	#7021
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Aragorn:OK so you'll take Frodo to Rivendel Arwen:WHat while you go galvanting around with that Eowyn girl! Aragorn:We've been over this I'm not cheating on you! Arwen:That's not what she told me. Aragorn:Who you going to believe me or some cross-dressing psyco Frodo:I'm dieing....... Arwen and Aragorn:Shut up we're in the middle of something __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-01-2005, 08:58 AM	#7022
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo, Aragorn, and Arwen in the Christmas pageant. Arwen: "But I want to be Mary!" Aragorn: "It's too late now, he's already on the donkey." Arwen: "But he's not even a girl." Aragorn: "Look, you don't like it? Talk to the director; he's the one who chose parts." Frodo: "The only reason I'm Mary is cuz I can scream like I'm giving birth." Arwen: "You are one sick little hobbit." (to see Frodo scream like he's giving birth, watch him get stabbed on Weathertop.) OR Officer Arwen: "Sir. Do you have any idea how fast you were going." Aragorn: "No I'm not drunk!" Officer Arwen: "Sir, That's not what I asked you." Aragorn: "Seriously, it's an emergency." Officer Arwen: "Yeah! Let me guess: He's about to go into labor." Aragorn: "Um, well, actually... um. This is really hard to explain...." Officer Arwen: OR Arwen: "Look into my eyes." Aragorn: "Wow...." Meanwhile, Frodo falls of the horse. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-01-2005, 09:49 AM	#7023
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Horse and His Hobbit by C.S. Tolkien

09-01-2005, 10:05 AM	#7024
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn flatly denies filling in for Gandalf while his cloak was in the wash. OR Aragorn: There are five ring wraiths on our trail. Arwen: We cannot beat them. We need to think of something. Aragorn: ... ... Okay, I have a plan. Pippin, stall them! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 11:31 AM	#7025
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	A sneak peek at a scene from next Tuesday's Soap, As the Ranger Ranges: Aragorn: "I love being around you." Arwen: "But we're both married to other people, what can we do?" Aragorn: "We could...kill our spouses." Arwen: "I love it when you talk that way!" Frodo (to himself): That was so predictable Madam Cleo called it three weeks ago! And the acting is so wooden the audience must be board.

09-01-2005, 12:12 PM	#7026
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: You’re descended from grovelling stone trolls? OR Arwen: What's this I hear about you dating a creepy Nazgûl? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 12:57 PM	#7027
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Denethor Pic... Pippin wonders how to tell Denethor that Atkins is so last year and he should be doing the GI diet instead. or Billy sulks because they have botched the scaling again and when Denethor stands he will only reach his shin...... Aragorn and Arwen Arwen - "Look Aragorn - I know Dad is the best healer Middle Earth has known but even he isn't going to be able to do much about decapitation - especially if you can't find the head...." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-01-2005, 01:02 PM	#7028
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Arwen is clearly not amused by Aragorn's suggestion for the night's entertainment. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-01-2005, 01:11 PM	#7029
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Aragorn: 'Frodo's got a cod piece, why can't I have one?' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

09-01-2005, 01:21 PM	#7030
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: Are you sure this is safe? Aragorn: Of course, Hobbits are always being fired out of cannons. OR Arwen: Why would a Balrog want to have fake hair? Aragorn: Not Wigs, Wings! - Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 02:08 PM	#7031
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo: i'm still alive Aragorn: no you won't you'll be dead soon __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-01-2005, 02:33 PM	#7032
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Arwen catches Aragorn in the act of trying to steal her sword again. Arwen: "Come on, PJ already let you carry around your own instead of just the shards like the book!"

09-01-2005, 03:02 PM	#7033
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Aragorn:'Now, make sure you sit behind Frodo...' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

09-01-2005, 03:47 PM	#7034
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Arwen: How'd this picture get in your knapsack? Aragorn: I can explain you see. Eow-... Arwen: Don't explain, just give it back to them! Pippin: Boromir88 sir, can we have some more of your fireworks? Merry: Yah, your's are a lot better than Gandalf's. (The truth hurts sometimes ) __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-01-2005, 03:58 PM	#7035
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	This is what happens when you see Gandalf uncloaked ( ) or Pippin: Merry? Merry: Yes Pip? Pippin: Did we just get tagged? Merry: I believe we did my old friend. Pippin: Well in that case tags Merry YOU'RE IT!!! HA!!! GOT YOU!!! AFTER ALL MY SEARCHING.... Merry: tags Pippin and runs You were saying!?!? Pippin: Not again!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf