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Gil-Galad · 08-29-2005, 04:54 PM

Pippin: the pizza is here m'lord

Denethor: did you tip him?

Pippin: uhh...no

Denethor: Good man!

mormegil · 08-29-2005, 04:57 PM

Even though Denethor already expressly told Pippin that the mushrooms were for him and not Pippin, Pippin still decided to try his best 'puppy dog' face in hopes that it would produce the desired result.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-29-2005, 05:18 PM

Even the lifelike Hobbit-style pepper mill could not lift Denethor's spirits.

Kitanna · 08-29-2005, 05:31 PM

Pippin: Please sir, can I have some more?

Glirdan · 08-29-2005, 06:09 PM

Denethor: Way to go you stupid Hobbit! All thanks to you, Faramir came back and tagged me! ME! His own father! How could he!? As for your puishment, you will go tag that Wizard Gandalf for me.

Pippin: Yes sir. But I have one question.

Denethor: What's that?

Pippin: What if he's uncloaked?

The Only Real Estel · 08-29-2005, 06:18 PM

Pippin spent his days in loneliness, watching Lord Denethor try to break the record for farthest watermelon seed spat over and over and over again.

CaptainofDespair · 08-29-2005, 06:55 PM

Pippin is bored.

or

Pippin now regrets entering Denethor's service. The late night DnD sessions in the Tower with Sauron (via PalantirNet) have made the Steward rather...crazy.

Pippin: Milord, I don't think Faramir can handle taking Osgiliath.
Denethor: Why not?! How dare you question the judgement of the Grand Archmage of The White Tower!
Pippin: He isn't a high level Wizard, and nor are his men contingents of devoted Paladins....
Denethor: Outrageous! Fine! But if he doesn't go and level up, we'll never be able to conquer the Morgul Dungeon. Sauron is one mean Dungeon Master...

Alcarillo · 08-29-2005, 08:17 PM

Pippin has bet the statue a shiny new sword that Denethor will lose the staring contest against the wine jug.

Oddwen · 08-29-2005, 08:22 PM

After rapidly scarfing half a plate, Denethor paused, looked up and began to giggle.

Or...

As the gentle sound of Pippin singing "Stayin' Alive" fill the hall, Denethor's eyes fill with tears.

Or...

Denethor starts as he sees Galadriel in his wine decanter. (Look look, you can see it!)

Or...

Pippin is not amused as Denethor snorts several kinds of food out his nose.

Glirdan · 08-29-2005, 08:48 PM

Denethor attempts to beat the Guieness World Record of the most food eatene in one hour.

or

Denethor plans to take Pippin by unawares by counting to ten in his head.

Kitanna · 08-29-2005, 09:23 PM

Denethor realizes he's eaten a chicken bone...

Gurthang · 08-29-2005, 09:48 PM

Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table.

OR

Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!"

OR

Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs.

OR

Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!"
Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly."
Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Pippin *thinking*: "He should have gotten the Catfish." *shakes head*

Ainaserkewen · 08-29-2005, 09:56 PM

Denethor: Just so that you are aware Master Hobbit, the pouty puppy-dog-look does not sway me. I've been living with it from my son for decades.

THE Ka · 08-30-2005, 01:33 AM

Denethor soon discovers that along with wide cultural differences, pippin added alittle too much leaf 'spice' to the tomatoes, in a hope it would liven the old lord up a bit... What he got was a flameful response...

~ Aesthete

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-30-2005, 03:10 AM

Pippin: Would sir like a wahfeyr thin mint?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-30-2005, 03:49 AM

Denethor: Not now, that wine glass is checking me out.

or

Denethor: No, I don't buy Hobbit Scout cookies! Now git!

or

Denethor: What do you mean you don't accept MallornCard?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 04:16 AM

Pippin was so hungry he began to think Denathor looked remarkably sandwich-like.

OR

Pippin: You're going to need stronger knives and forks if you’re going to eat through the table.

Kath · 08-30-2005, 05:30 AM

Pippin was not very impressed with the belch Denethor had just produced, especially given the amount he had just eaten.

OR

Pippin: It's Gandalf my lord! Turn your eyes away . . . Oh, too late.

Holbytlass · 08-30-2005, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Even the lifelike Hobbit-style pepper mill could not lift Denethor's spirits.

Because he was strategizing how to get the matching Hobbit-style salt shaker from Theoden!

Lalwendë · 08-30-2005, 06:37 AM

Peregrin Took, the original Little Chef.

OR

Peregrin: "Oh he's such a slow eater! If he'd finish a bit more quickly then I could be excused from the tea table sooner and get more playing out time!"

OR

Peregrin watched in awe as Denethor practiced for the 64th Annual Minas Tirith Trencherman Championships.

OR

After a few weeks Denethor began to tire of the cardboard standee of Pippin he had bought from Forbidden Planet. "It's the eyes, they seem to follow me everywhere..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 07:00 AM

Denathor: *nibbles small amount of food* Well, I'm full up. Peregrin, throw this other stuff out would you.

OR

Denathor: Faramir, you are not going to impress me by imitating Gandalf, now put your cloak back on.

The Only Real Estel · 08-30-2005, 08:00 AM

Seeing Gandalf Uncloaked during meal time was not conducive to keeping your food down.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-30-2005, 08:11 AM

It was a bitter surprise that the jelly wasn't strawberry, currant or even cherry, but Boroberry...

The Only Real Estel · 08-30-2005, 08:12 AM

Denethor: "What flavor is this? It's not strawberry...not blueberry...not raspberry....WAIT! It must be lmpberry!!! Bleeek!"

Meanwhile Werewolf Pippin smiles on the inside...

Bêthberry · 08-30-2005, 08:31 AM

Bethberry decides to refrain from comment at this point in time, as she thinks Paul Newman did such a fine job with the boiled egg scene in Cool Hand Luke that it need not be regurgitated here.

But I bet the boroberry jello was in a ring mold.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 08:36 AM

Denathor just got a p-m telling him that he was going to be a Werewolf for the 9th game in a row.

OR

Pippin wonders weather to tell Denathor about the goose that was under the table.

Gurthang · 08-30-2005, 08:43 AM

Denethor: "Strange... I don't remember ordering a hobbit statue."

OR

Pippin: "The Mouth of Sauron requests an audience, my lord."
Denethor: "Inconceivable!"

OR

Denethor realizes he just swallowed the ring he had on his right hand!

OR

Pippin believes in love at first sight.
(background music: "I can't take my eyes off of you...")

OR

Pippin: ??
Denethor: Well come now, sing me the Mario Theme Song.
Pippin: ?? "But it doesn't have words?!"
Denthor: "I don't care, make some up."
Pippin: ??

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 08:49 AM

Having dinner with the Mouth of Sauron was never a pretty sight. Denathor had quite lost his appetite.

OR

Having dinner with the Mouth of Sauron's Dentist was enough to break the will of even Denathor.

Dentist: And He never brushes!

Denathor: Hmm. Yes. Very interesting.

Dentist: I keep telling him, ‘Look after them teeth’ but he just talks all Shakespearian to me and I can’t understand a word of it.

Denathor: Thou thinks thou art wise, but nay, thou art a fool. Get ye gone before I set my Hobbit on ye!

Morsul the Dark · 08-31-2005, 10:11 AM

Denetor:Oh please Peregrin you actually expect me to believe that my son Boromir actually liked Disco? That's crazy talk

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark

Denetor:Oh please Peregrin you actually expect me to believe that my son Boromir actually liked Disco? That's crazy talk

Pippin: Well, this is Crazy Captions, sir.

The Only Real Estel · 08-31-2005, 11:03 AM

Pippin's news that over half of the Gondorian army was taking an official leave-of-absence to play in the next Werewolf game was not well received by Denethor.

Alcarillo · 08-31-2005, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holbytlass

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Even the lifelike Hobbit-style pepper mill could not lift Denethor's spirits.

Because he was strategizing how to get the matching Hobbit-style salt shaker from Theoden!

Denethor then realized that Faramir had stolen the hobbit-style centerpiece.

Lalwendë · 08-31-2005, 11:52 AM

Pippin: "Sire, I think you can stop comfort eating now. The Barrow-Downs are up and running again. You can get your new Crazy Caption on at last."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 12:30 PM

Denathor only stopped for a moment when the chef told him that by some accident, Faramir had fallen into the meat grinder.

OR

Denathor has just found out that he is descended from grovelling stone trolls, where as Pippin tries to work out since when has he been going out with a creepy Nazgûl.

Boromir88 · 08-31-2005, 12:42 PM

Denethor is haunted by the next picture...

Arwen: Who was that blonde girl you were staring at?
Aragorn: Uhhh...what blonde girl.....honey?

Kath · 08-31-2005, 12:49 PM

Arwen: Making Frodo look like a mini-Nazgul is not amusing!

Alcarillo · 08-31-2005, 12:53 PM

Arwen: Good Eru, what happened to Frodo's head?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 12:56 PM

Aragron: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked?

OR

Aragorn: What the Angband are you doing here? What happened to Glorfindell?

Arwen: He had to go!

Aragorn: You mean he's dead?

Arwen: Yes! As dead as that squirrel!

Aragorn: Which one?

Arwen: *shoots arrow into tree, there is a squeaking sound* THAT squirrel!

Kitanna · 08-31-2005, 01:39 PM

Aragorn: What do you mean the rugged look is out?

or

Arwen was elected to be the designated driver of Frodo.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-31-2005, 01:43 PM

As Arwen and Aragorn bickered, the Ringwraith casually stole their horse.

08-29-2005, 04:54 PM	#6961
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pippin: the pizza is here m'lord Denethor: did you tip him? Pippin: uhh...no Denethor: Good man! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-29-2005, 04:57 PM	#6962
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Even though Denethor already expressly told Pippin that the mushrooms were for him and not Pippin, Pippin still decided to try his best 'puppy dog' face in hopes that it would produce the desired result. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-29-2005, 05:18 PM	#6963
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Even the lifelike Hobbit-style pepper mill could not lift Denethor's spirits. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-29-2005, 05:31 PM	#6964
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Pippin: Please sir, can I have some more? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-29-2005, 06:09 PM	#6965
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Denethor: Way to go you stupid Hobbit! All thanks to you, Faramir came back and tagged me! ME! His own father! How could he!? As for your puishment, you will go tag that Wizard Gandalf for me. Pippin: Yes sir. But I have one question. Denethor: What's that? Pippin: What if he's uncloaked? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-29-2005, 06:18 PM	#6966
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin spent his days in loneliness, watching Lord Denethor try to break the record for farthest watermelon seed spat over and over and over again.

08-29-2005, 06:55 PM	#6967
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Pippin is bored. or Pippin now regrets entering Denethor's service. The late night DnD sessions in the Tower with Sauron (via PalantirNet) have made the Steward rather...crazy. Pippin: Milord, I don't think Faramir can handle taking Osgiliath. Denethor: Why not?! How dare you question the judgement of the Grand Archmage of The White Tower! Pippin: He isn't a high level Wizard, and nor are his men contingents of devoted Paladins.... Denethor: Outrageous! Fine! But if he doesn't go and level up, we'll never be able to conquer the Morgul Dungeon. Sauron is one mean Dungeon Master...

08-29-2005, 08:17 PM	#6968
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Pippin has bet the statue a shiny new sword that Denethor will lose the staring contest against the wine jug.

08-29-2005, 08:22 PM	#6969
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	After rapidly scarfing half a plate, Denethor paused, looked up and began to giggle. Or... As the gentle sound of Pippin singing "Stayin' Alive" fill the hall, Denethor's eyes fill with tears. Or... Denethor starts as he sees Galadriel in his wine decanter. (Look look, you can see it!) Or... Pippin is not amused as Denethor snorts several kinds of food out his nose. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-29-2005, 08:48 PM	#6970
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Denethor attempts to beat the Guieness World Record of the most food eatene in one hour. or Denethor plans to take Pippin by unawares by counting to ten in his head. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-29-2005, 09:23 PM	#6971
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Denethor realizes he's eaten a chicken bone... __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-29-2005, 09:48 PM	#6972
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor stares at the strange man that is suddenly sitting on his table. OR Pippin: "And so I followed this white rabbit, and he fed me this mushroom, and now even Treebeard's drink won't make me grow!" OR Pippin manages to avert his eyes, yet Denethor cannot take his eyes off of the Breakdancing Orcs. OR Denethor: "What do you mean Faramir sent me a postcard from Rivendel! I told him to go to Osgiliath!" Pippin: "He said he followed the directions you gave him perfectly." Denethor: "Curses! I knew that I was being set up. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Pippin thinking: "He should have gotten the Catfish." shakes head __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-29-2005, 09:56 PM	#6973
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Denethor: Just so that you are aware Master Hobbit, the pouty puppy-dog-look does not sway me. I've been living with it from my son for decades. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

08-30-2005, 01:33 AM	#6974
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Denethor soon discovers that along with wide cultural differences, pippin added alittle too much leaf 'spice' to the tomatoes, in a hope it would liven the old lord up a bit... What he got was a flameful response... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-30-2005, 03:10 AM	#6975
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Pippin: Would sir like a wahfeyr thin mint? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-30-2005, 03:49 AM	#6976
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Dinnertime interruptions. Denethor: Not now, that wine glass is checking me out. or Denethor: No, I don't buy Hobbit Scout cookies! Now git! or Denethor: What do you mean you don't accept MallornCard? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-30-2005, 04:16 AM	#6977
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin was so hungry he began to think Denathor looked remarkably sandwich-like. OR Pippin: You're going to need stronger knives and forks if you’re going to eat through the table. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2005, 05:30 AM	#6978
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin was not very impressed with the belch Denethor had just produced, especially given the amount he had just eaten. OR Pippin: It's Gandalf my lord! Turn your eyes away . . . Oh, too late. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 08-30-2005 at 06:22 AM.

08-30-2005, 06:37 AM	#6980
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Peregrin Took, the original Little Chef. OR Peregrin: "Oh he's such a slow eater! If he'd finish a bit more quickly then I could be excused from the tea table sooner and get more playing out time!" OR Peregrin watched in awe as Denethor practiced for the 64th Annual Minas Tirith Trencherman Championships. OR After a few weeks Denethor began to tire of the cardboard standee of Pippin he had bought from Forbidden Planet. "It's the eyes, they seem to follow me everywhere..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2005, 07:00 AM	#6981
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denathor: nibbles small amount of food Well, I'm full up. Peregrin, throw this other stuff out would you. OR Denathor: Faramir, you are not going to impress me by imitating Gandalf, now put your cloak back on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2005, 08:00 AM	#6982
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Seeing Gandalf Uncloaked during meal time was not conducive to keeping your food down.

08-30-2005, 08:11 AM	#6983
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	A tribute to Oddwen (with apologies) It was a bitter surprise that the jelly wasn't strawberry, currant or even cherry, but Boroberry... __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-30-2005, 08:12 AM	#6984
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denethor: "What flavor is this? It's not strawberry...not blueberry...not raspberry....WAIT! It must be lmpberry!!! Bleeek!" Meanwhile Werewolf Pippin smiles on the inside...

08-30-2005, 08:31 AM	#6985
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Bethberry decides to refrain from comment at this point in time, as she thinks Paul Newman did such a fine job with the boiled egg scene in Cool Hand Luke that it need not be regurgitated here. But I bet the boroberry jello was in a ring mold. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 08-30-2005 at 08:38 AM.

08-30-2005, 08:36 AM	#6986
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denathor just got a p-m telling him that he was going to be a Werewolf for the 9th game in a row. OR Pippin wonders weather to tell Denathor about the goose that was under the table. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2005, 08:43 AM	#6987
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: "Strange... I don't remember ordering a hobbit statue." OR Pippin: "The Mouth of Sauron requests an audience, my lord." Denethor: "Inconceivable!" OR Denethor realizes he just swallowed the ring he had on his right hand! OR Pippin believes in love at first sight. (background music: "I can't take my eyes off of you...") OR Pippin: ?? Denethor: Well come now, sing me the Mario Theme Song. Pippin: ?? "But it doesn't have words?!" Denthor: "I don't care, make some up." Pippin: ?? __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-30-2005, 08:49 AM	#6988
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Having dinner with the Mouth of Sauron was never a pretty sight. Denathor had quite lost his appetite. OR Having dinner with the Mouth of Sauron's Dentist was enough to break the will of even Denathor. Dentist: And He never brushes! Denathor: Hmm. Yes. Very interesting. Dentist: I keep telling him, ‘Look after them teeth’ but he just talks all Shakespearian to me and I can’t understand a word of it. Denathor: Thou thinks thou art wise, but nay, thou art a fool. Get ye gone before I set my Hobbit on ye! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-31-2005, 10:11 AM	#6989
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Denetor:Oh please Peregrin you actually expect me to believe that my son Boromir actually liked Disco? That's crazy talk __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-31-2005, 11:03 AM	#6991
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	bearer of ill news Pippin's news that over half of the Gondorian army was taking an official leave-of-absence to play in the next Werewolf game was not well received by Denethor.

08-31-2005, 11:52 AM	#6993
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "Sire, I think you can stop comfort eating now. The Barrow-Downs are up and running again. You can get your new Crazy Caption on at last." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-31-2005, 12:30 PM	#6994
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denathor only stopped for a moment when the chef told him that by some accident, Faramir had fallen into the meat grinder. OR Denathor has just found out that he is descended from grovelling stone trolls, where as Pippin tries to work out since when has he been going out with a creepy Nazgûl. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-31-2005, 12:42 PM	#6995
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Denethor is haunted by the next picture... Arwen: Who was that blonde girl you were staring at? Aragorn: Uhhh...what blonde girl.....honey? __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-31-2005, 12:49 PM	#6996
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Arwen: Making Frodo look like a mini-Nazgul is not amusing! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-31-2005, 12:53 PM	#6997
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Arwen: Good Eru, what happened to Frodo's head?!

08-31-2005, 12:56 PM	#6998
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragron: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked? OR Aragorn: What the Angband are you doing here? What happened to Glorfindell? Arwen: He had to go! Aragorn: You mean he's dead? Arwen: Yes! As dead as that squirrel! Aragorn: Which one? Arwen: shoots arrow into tree, there is a squeaking sound THAT squirrel! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-31-2005 at 01:01 PM.