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Gurthang · 08-28-2005, 01:41 AM

Eomer: "You! Were you in charge of navigation!"
Soldier: "Yu-y-yes, sss-sir. I u-used M-MapQuest."
Eomer: "Blast! I should have known. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Eomer: "I can sing higher, higher than you..."

OR

Eomer doesn't see the man coming up to stab him in the back.

OR

Soldier: "Sir, the battle is that way!"
Eomer(clearly not knowing): "I know that! I was just making sure you were paying attention!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-28-2005, 05:16 AM

Éomer found where his sword was.

The Only Real Estel · 08-28-2005, 08:19 AM

The old whoopie-cushion-on-the-day-of-battle trick didn't seem to be recieved well by Eomer.

Boromir88 · 08-28-2005, 12:24 PM

Eomer: I want a new picture up and I want it now!
Guy holding Horse: Sir, we got one.
Eomer: WELL, where is it!

Madril: So, you got the Ransom letter done Captain.

Faramir: Yes, it says...Dear Sauron, I have your ring. If you want it, you must withdraw your troops from Osgiliath, and tell Denethor I did it.

Madril: Sounds good sir, but what's with the P.S. Oh, and give me some fluffy bunnies.

Ainaserkewen · 08-28-2005, 12:26 PM

Eomer:
"Everyone needs to calm down. *girlish squeals* THIS IS NO TIME TO PANICK!"

Faramir:
"I didn't know we could still get Atlantic Salmon on the Anduin. Nice of them to send some though."

Lalwendë · 08-28-2005, 12:30 PM

Faramir and the Flatpack Furniture.

Faramir: "Clearly they put in two Piece Gs and didn't put a Piece F in the box. And there are three screws missing."

Eowyn (shouting from the kitchen) : "Next time read the instructions before you try to put the shelves together. Tch."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-28-2005, 12:43 PM

Faramir and his men puzzle over the strange uncloaking patterns that Gandalf uses.

Faramir: We'll get him one day!

Bêthberry · 08-28-2005, 01:07 PM

Madril: "Well, that's my two cents' worth anyway."

Faramir: "I see you haven't been nipped yet by Rimbaud's Phantom Finance Foible-metre."

Lalwendë · 08-28-2005, 02:01 PM

Faramir: "According to the map we should have taken the first turning on the right a mile back. That's where the short cut is."

Madril: "No, it was second on the right. I'm sure. If we keep on this way it will cut five minutes off the journey time."

Faramir: "No cause then we'll get to those awful traffic lights coming out of the Morgul Vale. Always loads of traffic there."

Madril: "I'm right. If we go your way then there are roadworks, and that one-way system."

Faramir: "I'll get Eowyn, she's a woman, she'll know how to use the road atlas."

mormegil · 08-28-2005, 02:21 PM

David Wenham: According to this map the hidden script is hiddden here *points*

Other actor: And you think by showing PJ this, he'll make your character a good guy.

or

Faramir: So all we need to do is travel 10 leagues north turn west for one league then we shall find the treasure.

Madril: What treasure is that my lord?

Faramir: Why the map that will show us the way to the ring of power.

Madril: Ummm my lord you just let the hobbit go who had that very ring.

or

(for gurthang)

Faramir is working with Mapquest of Middle-earth

Kath · 08-28-2005, 02:45 PM

Madril: So, you think that if we set fire to these maps so that we never find our way to Osgiliath your father will let you off the hook?

Faramir: Of course!

Madril (muttering): Idiot.

Alcarillo · 08-28-2005, 02:48 PM

Mardil: The rose petals are set and my men have lit all the candles.

Faramir: Good, now get out before Eowyn gets home!

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 03:11 PM

Faramir: See, Grima is here, in Orthanc. We're here, in Ithilien. It will take him a long time before he finds us.
Maldir: Umm, sir?
Faramir: Yes Maldir?
Maldir: YOU'RE IT!!!! GOT YOU!! YOU SUCK!!!
Faramir: I knew one of those Hobbits was it!!

OR

Faramir: I KNEW we should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque (sp?)

SamwiseGamgee · 08-28-2005, 04:19 PM

Faramir: And here is conclusive proof as to why I am a much better guy than Boromir.

Maldir: Sir, that's a pencil drawing of you kicking Boromir in the butt. What's that signature? 'By Faramir. Age 7.' Sir, this isn't conclusive proof!

Faramir: Well you have horrible teeth and your mum smells! *runs off screaming like a young girl*

Maldir: Oh dear.

The Only Real Estel · 08-28-2005, 04:45 PM

Faramir & Maldir: "If we build this large wooden badger..."

Lalwendë · 08-28-2005, 04:50 PM

Faramir: "Yes, Madril, the candlelight might be very romantic but I would be much happier if you had paid this here electricity bill on time."

davem · 08-28-2005, 04:58 PM

Faramir: 'All right - who's nicked me chips?'

wilwarin538 · 08-28-2005, 05:24 PM

Faramir: Who stole my pen?
Maldir: I think it was Joe.
Faramir:Joe, who's Joe?
Maldir: Joe Mama. hahaha.
Faramir: Oh brother.

Maldir: I can't believe you fell for that again.

The Only Real Estel · 08-28-2005, 05:29 PM

Madril: "We must look to our own borders. Orcs are on the move. Sauron is marshalling an army. Easterlings & Southrons are passing through the Black Gate."

Faramir: "Madril kindly stop picking your nose when your talking to me."

Boromir88 · 08-28-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

(for gurthang)

Faramir is working with Mapquest of Middle-earth~Mormegil

I was thinking the same thing only...

Faramir: We're lost. It says we're right here, but we're not.

Madril: Don't you just hate mapquest?

And actually I do hate mapquest, I recently had a bad experience with it.

Oddwen · 08-28-2005, 07:55 PM

Madril: So you got your report card? Have you shown it to your father yet?

Faramir: NO! I mean, no.

Madril: But you got an "A+" from Mithrandir.

Faramir: Precisely. Help me burn it.

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 08:24 PM

Maldir: Of all the places in Middle Earth, you had to pick THIS dark creepy place to hide from Grima!!
Faramir: What!? I liked the waterfall!!!

Kitanna · 08-28-2005, 08:37 PM

Grima Pic
Grima: Ring goes on...Ring goes off...

Eomer Pic
(from the Ham thing first mentioned by dancing spawn)
Eomer: I brough you your sandwich, but I'm too late!!!

Faramir Pic
David Wenham: This is my script and I am going to be the hero and Aragorn will give the throne to me.

Lalwendë · 08-29-2005, 04:17 AM

When Gondorians get the TV Guide.

Faramir: "Oh look, there's a really interesting documentary on at 8 tonight about the decline of the tree-frog in the woods of Lothlorien."

Madril: "Sorry, but that clashes with Coronation Street. I have to find out what happens to Gail when she goes to trial for stealing from Ena Sharples."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-29-2005, 05:26 AM

Madril: So, me and the boys, well, we had a bit of a whip round and we bought you this "Sorry your father hates you and is sending you to a certain death" Card.

Farmir: They actually sell these?

Cailín · 08-29-2005, 05:55 AM

Faramir: So, you see, I want a tiny braid like this, and a few nonchalant, dirty curls like over there... *pauses* you think I should go chocolate brown?

Eowyn (from just off the picture): And you tell me to get over my 'Aragorn obsession'!

--- or:

Faramir: NOOO! Look at the plan! The candles were supposed to be on the other side. And you promised to move that one barrel to my friendship corner. This shall disturb my love-feng shui!

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-29-2005, 06:43 AM

Faramir: Hmm, I quite like the Pale Mango, but perhaps a more subtle shade like the Apricot White would suit the place better.

Madril: What about the Lime Green, sire?

Morsul the Dark · 08-29-2005, 08:41 AM

Faramir:Ok....I will attack South mirkwood from east mirkwood

unbeknowst to the rest of the men Maldir and faramir have been stuck in a dashing game of risk for 3 years

The Only Real Estel · 08-29-2005, 09:01 AM

Faramir: "Okay, lets see what we have so far...

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

Every step that I take is another mistake to you
And every second I waste is more than I can take...

You think it's any good?"

Madril: "It sounds like an awesome song to me."

THE Ka · 08-29-2005, 10:33 AM

Madril: So sir, is our attack on the eastern walls ready yet?

Faramir: Eh... I don't know, if we paint the walls purple they will tarnish the glow of the green, and if we carpet the floors in blue, it will hurt our eyes... Unless, we only put half-windows in at every half corner and encrust some tortoises in gems to balance out the basic wall colours, then we have to figure out what type of gems...

Madril: ...Sir, do you remember what we were actually talking about?

Faramir: Not a clue, but I think I might have enough style to start my own interior design show, better than that Oliver guy from Changing Rooms!

~ Aesthete

CaptainofDespair · 08-29-2005, 11:11 AM

Faramir has been living in his mother's old basement for too long.

Faramir: How could my attack miss?! I'm a level 32 Wizard, and I have 45 points in Concentration! And you aren't even that strong!
Madril: Yes, sir...but my Paladin has the Amulet of Undreth, and it allows him to cast Arcane Magic Failure.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-29-2005, 11:37 AM

Faramir: "Check it out Madril, gullible's not in the dictionary!" *muffled giggles*

The Only Real Estel · 08-29-2005, 12:14 PM

Faramir: "Now you take the left sleeve & bring it over to the right side, and you take the right sleeve & wrap it around the shirt and back down...*sigh. I'll never get the hang of folding these darned ranger garments."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-29-2005, 01:07 PM

As far as Faramir was concerned, Osgiliath could wait: The new NME was out today!

Lalwendë · 08-29-2005, 01:57 PM

Madril: "Sire!"

Faramir: "Hang on..."

Madril: "SIRE! There are 100 Orcs right on the doorstep!"

Faramir: "Yeah, give me a minute...let me finish this Sudoku puzzle."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-29-2005, 02:38 PM

Faramir: What have we here?

Madril: A new picture, sir.

Pipin began to worry when Denathor began talking to his wine glass.

OR

Denathor: Come, sing me a song.

Pippin: Err... hmm... err... Happy Birthday to you...

mormegil · 08-29-2005, 02:47 PM

Pippin thinking to himself: *sigh* Aren't Denethor's gray curly locks so dreamy. I wish I could get my hair to look like that.

Denethor: What do you think me a dotard that I cannot read your thoughts. I grow weary of your obsessing over my hair. If you continue I will send you to retake Osgilliath too.

Boromir88 · 08-29-2005, 03:10 PM

Denethor tries desperately (yet to no avail) to move the Wine glass with his mind.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-29-2005, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Denethor tries desperately (yet to no avail) to move the Wine glass with his mind.

At the same time, Pippin tries desperately (yet to no avail) to move the Wine glass with his mind.

wilwarin538 · 08-29-2005, 03:16 PM

Wine glass: Hello Denethor.
Denny: How do you know my name!?!

08-28-2005, 01:41 AM	#6921
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Eomer: "You! Were you in charge of navigation!" Soldier: "Yu-y-yes, sss-sir. I u-used M-MapQuest." Eomer: "Blast! I should have known. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Eomer: "I can sing higher, higher than you..." OR Eomer doesn't see the man coming up to stab him in the back. OR Soldier: "Sir, the battle is that way!" Eomer(clearly not knowing): "I know that! I was just making sure you were paying attention!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-28-2005, 05:16 AM	#6922
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The hard way to do it. Éomer found where his sword was. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-28-2005, 12:24 PM	#6924
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Eomer: I want a new picture up and I want it now! Guy holding Horse: Sir, we got one. Eomer: WELL, where is it! Madril: So, you got the Ransom letter done Captain. Faramir: Yes, it says...Dear Sauron, I have your ring. If you want it, you must withdraw your troops from Osgiliath, and tell Denethor I did it. Madril: Sounds good sir, but what's with the P.S. Oh, and give me some fluffy bunnies. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-28-2005, 12:26 PM	#6925
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Eomer: "Everyone needs to calm down. girlish squeals THIS IS NO TIME TO PANICK!" Faramir: "I didn't know we could still get Atlantic Salmon on the Anduin. Nice of them to send some though." __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 08-28-2005 at 12:47 PM.

08-28-2005, 12:30 PM	#6926
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Faramir and the Flatpack Furniture. Faramir: "Clearly they put in two Piece Gs and didn't put a Piece F in the box. And there are three screws missing." Eowyn (shouting from the kitchen) : "Next time read the instructions before you try to put the shelves together. Tch." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-28-2005, 08:19 AM	#6923
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The old whoopie-cushion-on-the-day-of-battle trick didn't seem to be recieved well by Eomer.

08-28-2005, 12:43 PM	#6927
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir and his men puzzle over the strange uncloaking patterns that Gandalf uses. Faramir: We'll get him one day! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-28-2005, 01:07 PM	#6928
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Madril: "Well, that's my two cents' worth anyway." Faramir: "I see you haven't been nipped yet by Rimbaud's Phantom Finance Foible-metre." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-28-2005, 02:01 PM	#6929
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Faramir: "According to the map we should have taken the first turning on the right a mile back. That's where the short cut is." Madril: "No, it was second on the right. I'm sure. If we keep on this way it will cut five minutes off the journey time." Faramir: "No cause then we'll get to those awful traffic lights coming out of the Morgul Vale. Always loads of traffic there." Madril: "I'm right. If we go your way then there are roadworks, and that one-way system." Faramir: "I'll get Eowyn, she's a woman, she'll know how to use the road atlas." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-28-2005, 02:21 PM	#6930
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	David Wenham: According to this map the hidden script is hiddden here points Other actor: And you think by showing PJ this, he'll make your character a good guy. or Faramir: So all we need to do is travel 10 leagues north turn west for one league then we shall find the treasure. Madril: What treasure is that my lord? Faramir: Why the map that will show us the way to the ring of power. Madril: Ummm my lord you just let the hobbit go who had that very ring. or (for gurthang) Faramir is working with Mapquest of Middle-earth __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-28-2005, 02:45 PM	#6931
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Madril: So, you think that if we set fire to these maps so that we never find our way to Osgiliath your father will let you off the hook? Faramir: Of course! Madril (muttering): Idiot. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-28-2005, 02:48 PM	#6932
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Mardil: The rose petals are set and my men have lit all the candles. Faramir: Good, now get out before Eowyn gets home!

08-28-2005, 03:11 PM	#6933
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Faramir: See, Grima is here, in Orthanc. We're here, in Ithilien. It will take him a long time before he finds us. Maldir: Umm, sir? Faramir: Yes Maldir? Maldir: YOU'RE IT!!!! GOT YOU!! YOU SUCK!!! Faramir: I knew one of those Hobbits was it!! OR Faramir: I KNEW we should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque (sp?) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 04:19 PM	#6934
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Faramir: And here is conclusive proof as to why I am a much better guy than Boromir. Maldir: Sir, that's a pencil drawing of you kicking Boromir in the butt. What's that signature? 'By Faramir. Age 7.' Sir, this isn't conclusive proof! Faramir: Well you have horrible teeth and your mum smells! runs off screaming like a young girl Maldir: Oh dear. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-28-2005, 04:45 PM	#6935
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Faramir & Maldir: "If we build this large wooden badger..."

08-28-2005, 04:50 PM	#6936
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Faramir: "Yes, Madril, the candlelight might be very romantic but I would be much happier if you had paid this here electricity bill on time." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-28-2005, 04:58 PM	#6937
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Faramir: 'All right - who's nicked me chips?' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

08-28-2005, 05:24 PM	#6938
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Faramir: Who stole my pen? Maldir: I think it was Joe. Faramir:Joe, who's Joe? Maldir: Joe Mama. hahaha. Faramir: Oh brother. Maldir: I can't believe you fell for that again. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-28-2005, 05:29 PM	#6939
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Madril: "We must look to our own borders. Orcs are on the move. Sauron is marshalling an army. Easterlings & Southrons are passing through the Black Gate." Faramir: "Madril kindly stop picking your nose when your talking to me."

08-28-2005, 07:55 PM	#6941
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Wizard's Pupil Madril: So you got your report card? Have you shown it to your father yet? Faramir: NO! I mean, no. Madril: But you got an "A+" from Mithrandir. Faramir: Precisely. Help me burn it. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-28-2005, 08:24 PM	#6942
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Maldir: Of all the places in Middle Earth, you had to pick THIS dark creepy place to hide from Grima!! Faramir: What!? I liked the waterfall!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 08:37 PM	#6943
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Grima Pic Grima: Ring goes on...Ring goes off... Eomer Pic (from the Ham thing first mentioned by dancing spawn) Eomer: I brough you your sandwich, but I'm too late!!! Faramir Pic David Wenham: This is my script and I am going to be the hero and Aragorn will give the throne to me. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-29-2005, 04:17 AM	#6944
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When Gondorians get the TV Guide. Faramir: "Oh look, there's a really interesting documentary on at 8 tonight about the decline of the tree-frog in the woods of Lothlorien." Madril: "Sorry, but that clashes with Coronation Street. I have to find out what happens to Gail when she goes to trial for stealing from Ena Sharples." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-29-2005, 05:26 AM	#6945
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Madril: So, me and the boys, well, we had a bit of a whip round and we bought you this "Sorry your father hates you and is sending you to a certain death" Card. Farmir: They actually sell these? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-29-2005, 05:55 AM	#6946
Cailín Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lurking in the shadows. Posts: 711	Faramir gets his hands on the hairdresser's catalogue Faramir: So, you see, I want a tiny braid like this, and a few nonchalant, dirty curls like over there... pauses you think I should go chocolate brown? Eowyn (from just off the picture): And you tell me to get over my 'Aragorn obsession'! --- or: Faramir: NOOO! Look at the plan! The candles were supposed to be on the other side. And you promised to move that one barrel to my friendship corner. This shall disturb my love-feng shui!

08-29-2005, 06:43 AM	#6947
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Faramir and his men decide to brighten up Henneth Annun Faramir: Hmm, I quite like the Pale Mango, but perhaps a more subtle shade like the Apricot White would suit the place better. Madril: What about the Lime Green, sire? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-29-2005, 08:41 AM	#6948
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Faramir:Ok....I will attack South mirkwood from east mirkwood unbeknowst to the rest of the men Maldir and faramir have been stuck in a dashing game of risk for 3 years __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-29-2005, 09:01 AM	#6949
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	An Ode to Denethor Faramir: "Okay, lets see what we have so far... I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface I don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes Every step that I take is another mistake to you And every second I waste is more than I can take... You think it's any good?" Madril: "It sounds like an awesome song to me."

08-29-2005, 10:33 AM	#6950
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Faramir has too much of his dream... Madril: So sir, is our attack on the eastern walls ready yet? Faramir: Eh... I don't know, if we paint the walls purple they will tarnish the glow of the green, and if we carpet the floors in blue, it will hurt our eyes... Unless, we only put half-windows in at every half corner and encrust some tortoises in gems to balance out the basic wall colours, then we have to figure out what type of gems... Madril: ...Sir, do you remember what we were actually talking about? Faramir: Not a clue, but I think I might have enough style to start my own interior design show, better than that Oliver guy from Changing Rooms! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-29-2005, 11:11 AM	#6951
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Faramir has been living in his mother's old basement for too long. Faramir: How could my attack miss?! I'm a level 32 Wizard, and I have 45 points in Concentration! And you aren't even that strong! Madril: Yes, sir...but my Paladin has the Amulet of Undreth, and it allows him to cast Arcane Magic Failure.

08-29-2005, 11:37 AM	#6952
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Faramir: "Check it out Madril, gullible's not in the dictionary!" muffled giggles __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-29-2005, 12:14 PM	#6953
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Faramir: "Now you take the left sleeve & bring it over to the right side, and you take the right sleeve & wrap it around the shirt and back down...*sigh. I'll never get the hang of folding these darned ranger garments."

08-29-2005, 01:07 PM	#6954
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As far as Faramir was concerned, Osgiliath could wait: The new NME was out today! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-29-2005, 01:57 PM	#6955
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Madril: "Sire!" Faramir: "Hang on..." Madril: "SIRE! There are 100 Orcs right on the doorstep!" Faramir: "Yeah, give me a minute...let me finish this Sudoku puzzle." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-29-2005, 02:38 PM	#6956
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: What have we here? Madril: A new picture, sir. Pipin began to worry when Denathor began talking to his wine glass. OR Denathor: Come, sing me a song. Pippin: Err... hmm... err... Happy Birthday to you... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...