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12-07-2002, 02:26 AM | #641 |
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Nor can I.
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12-07-2002, 06:46 AM | #643 |
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I don't really think it needed that many of us to say we couldn't see it. I would post a picture, but I haven't got time to look for one at the moment. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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12-07-2002, 08:16 AM | #644 |
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12-07-2002, 08:18 AM | #645 |
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All: Must...not...look...at...his...nose!!!
Gimli: Maybe if I just hide here behind Aragorn, that thing won't look at me.
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12-07-2002, 09:52 AM | #646 |
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Aw, dangit. I liked that pic too. Anyway, I might see if I can get it up next time. Anyway, ah, yes, caption!
Boromir: {Wispers} What is that thing sticking out of his teeth? Legolas: {Wispers} I don't know, but maybe if we just sit here and look interested in what he's saying, he'll keep talking and eventually it will fall out. Boromir: {Wispers} Good Idea. {To other Elf} Yeah, yeah. I agree completely. Go on... |
12-07-2002, 10:21 AM | #647 |
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Haldir (I'm guessing): "You must be exhausted after your ordeal...look at you all, you're turning blue!"
Gimli: "You're blue, too." Aragorn: "That was not so courteous, stinkaroo!" Boromir: "I think he's blue, too." Legolas: "Yeah, me too." Haldir: "It's your eyes. They're turning blue, so that everything you see looks blue to you." Gimli: "We're blue, it's true, but so are you, yet our hue isn't worth this hullabaloo." Haldir: "Wow, nice rhyme for a Dwarf. I'm impressed." Gimli: "Thank you. My hidden talent is that I can rhyme on cue. By the way, I like your hairdo." Haldir: "I like yours, too." Aragorn: "All right, enough with the bonding. Are you going to let us through?" Haldir: "Not until you and Boromir use some shampoo to get rid of that greasy residue." Aragorn and Boromir: "Boo hoo hoo." [ December 07, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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12-07-2002, 11:41 AM | #648 |
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Haldir to the others:
Come Oooon, guys! That was a joke! The Lady REALLY WANTS to meet you! (whisper to Gimli: And you put on your helmet again, the Lady doesn't like weird haircuts)
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12-08-2002, 11:32 AM | #649 |
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12-08-2002, 11:32 AM | #650 |
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" is there something in my teeth???!!!???"
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12-08-2002, 11:55 AM | #651 |
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Random orc : "I smell a caption opportunity!"
or "Aragorn ? is that you out there ? *sniffs and can't stand the smell* well i see it is "
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12-08-2002, 12:59 PM | #652 |
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some random mum walking past the poster says to her son: Now that's what happens when you pick your nose too much!
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12-08-2002, 01:24 PM | #653 |
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"The better to eat you with, my dear!"
------------------------------ Sorry. Random red riding hood moment there. Yikes... |
12-08-2002, 01:41 PM | #654 |
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Orc: Err! Look at all those ugly humans on the other side of this screen. It's sickening. *chucks up*
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12-09-2002, 03:50 PM | #656 |
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Is that Bill the pony? Oh well.
Legolas: Here you are, nice juicy grass... Bill: Oh geeze, grass, woohoo. Not like we're surrounded by it or anything, and you give it to me like you're doing me a favour, thanks ever so much. You're SUCH a good friend [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] *gobble gobble*
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12-09-2002, 06:36 PM | #657 |
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No, I believe that is Arod, not Bill.
Legolas: "Grass! A single nibble can fill the stomach of a grown horse for a whole day!"
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12-09-2002, 06:41 PM | #658 |
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Really, Diamond? Cause I saw that picture on Bill's fan page {found here Bill the Horse) and it said that the horse was Bill the Pony. But oh well...ah, yes, a caption.
Bill: Mmmm......gooood graaaasssssss.....mmmmmmm I like this stuff it is soooo goo-- Legolas: Ow!!! Bill!! Bill: Oh, sorry Elf guy, this grass is sooo gooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
12-09-2002, 08:06 PM | #659 |
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Horsy: Yes, the grass is good
Legolas: So you'll do it! Horsy: No, i refuse to jump through the fire - no matter how much you feed me! Legolas: Oh c'mon! Horsy: Okay then, let's see YOU jump through it, i'll follow!
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12-09-2002, 10:50 PM | #660 |
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I was sure that Bill did not have a white streak down his nose, though. Hmmm, oh well. Maybe that's just my mental image and I'm forgetting what he looked like in the movie.
Horse: "Bill, Arod, what's it matter? All the mares just call me Sexy Beast" Legolas: "Yeah, whatever. Eat."
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12-10-2002, 04:50 PM | #661 |
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Come on and take it. Everyone is doing it.
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12-11-2002, 11:11 AM | #662 |
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Legolas: What a nice little horsy you are!
Bill: Shut up, eating.
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12-11-2002, 11:13 PM | #663 |
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It's new pic time!!!!
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12-11-2002, 11:47 PM | #664 |
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Dominic: I wore this ridiculous shirt JUST for YOU.
Billy: I was YOUR idea! ------------------------ Dominic: I'm cooler than you because I wore this shirt and cross my hands like THIS. Billy: NO! I can wrap my fingers around each other like THIS! See! Here is the church, here is the steeple... [ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Pookabunny ]
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12-12-2002, 12:06 AM | #665 |
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Do you smell that??
I know it was you.. bastard! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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12-12-2002, 02:26 PM | #666 |
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Dom: (in a ridiculus English accent) Do you think it's time for tea, ay whot?
Billy: (in an eaqually ridiculus accent) certainly do old chap.
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Brilliant Dragoneyes !
Quote:
Billy - pompously (as if) " im telling my mummy!" Dom- (pouts) "well then you can't come to my birthday party!" Billy "didn't want to come anyway!" Dom - Good! Billy (bursts into tears) Ok that probably made no sense and was not funny at all but i tried [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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12-12-2002, 03:16 PM | #668 |
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Dom: "I've never told you this before, but I love you, man."
Billy: "Have you been into PJ's special brew?" Dom: "No! Well...yes...but that isn't the point...the point is...I...forgot what the point was..." [ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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12-12-2002, 06:32 PM | #669 |
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Diamond, that was funny. I can actually picture them saying that...with their accents and all! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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12-13-2002, 06:49 AM | #670 |
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Dom: You know you loved it!
Billy: Loved what? Dom: *pause* You weren't paying attention!? Billy: No... Dom: Oh, neither was I...
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12-13-2002, 09:19 AM | #671 |
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{Billy stares at Dom. Dom stares back. Keeps going like this for many minutes.}
Billy: {starts to laugh} Dom: Ha! I told you I could beat you.! Everyone knows that us British boys rule at staring contests. Billy: No, I was laughing at you cause you have the most disgusting green glob in your teeth! Ha ha!! |
12-14-2002, 10:08 AM | #672 |
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How about this one?
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12-14-2002, 11:20 AM | #673 |
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Gríma: "I wish I had a beard like that, just look at it blow in the wind...it makes him look so impressive...I'll bet that if I had a beard like that the women would flock to me and the men would obey my every command...just look at him...I'll bet under that beard he has a weak chin..."
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12-14-2002, 11:22 AM | #674 |
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Saruman: *yawn* Go get me some coffee, Wormtail... whoops! I mean Wormtongue.
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12-14-2002, 12:54 PM | #675 |
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Thankyou Engwaaphiel [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
this was the first thing which came to mind when I saw that pic: Saruman: I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too. Wormtail: huh?
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12-14-2002, 03:31 PM | #676 |
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*Saruman is singing opera*
Saruman: Joyful, joyful, we aren't joyful....*whispers to Wormtongue* Any fangirls yet? Wormtongue: Nope, but an awful lot of your orcs seemed to be entranced by your beatiful voice. Keep singing!
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12-15-2002, 07:10 AM | #677 |
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Wormtongue: I don't know you!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
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12-15-2002, 07:54 AM | #678 |
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"Didn't anyone ever tell you smoking can have terrible side-effects ?"
For the saruman wormtounge pic - Wormtongue : Master we have a visitor....... Saruman: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wormtongue Who is it my lord? Saruman : It's my MOTHER!!! Ok so saruman doesn't have a mother but hey!
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12-15-2002, 07:55 AM | #679 |
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Left: How did you get this gig?
Right: I'm not sure. I was minding my own business, ruling my kingdom when a peddler comes along. He was selling rings and I thought 'ooh nice, man-rings' so I bought one. All of a sudden I'm dressed in these drab robes and hissing and riding all over the countryside looking for some punk named Packins, I mean Purser, no wait it's...oh sh*t I forgot. Anyhoo, what's your story? Left: About the same. Want a smoke? Right: No thanks. Kinda scared of fire after what that stupid king-in-hiding did. Left: Allright, but you do know it takes care of that "sucking on lemons for a thousand years" look you've got going on.
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12-15-2002, 11:19 AM | #680 |
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Right: Smoking will be the death of you.
Left: No, the ring was the death of me. Right: Good point.
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