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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-17-2005, 03:24 PM

Aragorn: Gandalf, just apologise and we can be on our way!

Gandalf: Never! I stand by my statement! Your mother was very rude to me Mr. Balrog!

OR

Balrog: I said NO sugar in my tea!

OR

[A joke from many, many captions ago]

Balrog: I shall kill you! You have met your doom in the dark deep of the mighty- ... Ah! I'm on fire! Why didn't you tell me I was on fire?

Gandalf: Sorry, I thought it was your look.

Gurthang · 08-17-2005, 04:22 PM

Just before he attacks Gandalf, a giant hand comes out of nowhere and grabs the Balrog around the waste.

OR

Gandalf: "I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I was wondering: Do you have Wings?"
Balrog: "Well,... I, er... uhm,... I've never checked, actually, so I don't really know."

OR

Gandalf's fireworks turn against him.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-17-2005, 05:24 PM

It took some effort, but fortunately Gandalf was able to deflect the Balrog's guided missiles.

mormegil · 08-17-2005, 08:18 PM

This Balrog was particularly hot-headed

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-17-2005, 08:20 PM

Gandalf: Don't make me use . . . the shiney pokey-stick of Doom!

Oddwen · 08-17-2005, 08:40 PM

The Fellowship finally found a way to convince Gandalf to keep his Cloak on.

Gurthang · 08-17-2005, 10:56 PM

Gandalf: "Well, with that big of a torch, I certainly don't need my light anymore."

OR

Gandalf: "This isn't the right path, and there's a Balrog to boot! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Gandalf: "Wow, you big."
Balrog: "Don't say that! I'm very sensitive about my weight."

HerenIstarion · 08-17-2005, 11:57 PM

Aragorn: Do you suppose we should not have let him smoke all that weed back in the Hall of Mazarbul?
Boromir: Yeah, right. What d'ya reckon is he seeing this time?
Aragon: Dunno, he kept shouting about pursuing orks and cave trolls all the way down.
Boromir: As we could hear anything... Must be something bigger this time, the way he jumps and shouts there...
Aragorn: Oh, I'll better go and get him before he throws himself off
Boromir: You better do that

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-18-2005, 02:50 AM

Apparently, that is Saruman the White... uncloaked!

OR

Gandalf: Come on, just a few more steps! You can do it!

Balrog: NO! I can't do it! It's too high up!

Gandalf: This is the last time I let Frodo talk me into teaching circus tricks.

wilwarin538 · 08-18-2005, 05:26 AM

The Balrog's mouth falls open in horror at the sight of the giant hobbit standing behind Gandalf.

Mithalwen · 08-18-2005, 06:21 AM

Question:

Whose last words were "Lawks a mercy, my bottom's on fire!"?

a The Balrog of Moria
b Joan of Arc
c Feanor

Oddwen · 08-18-2005, 06:33 AM

Bill the Balrog: No no no Gandalf, left foot, then right foot!

CaptainofDespair · 08-18-2005, 06:37 AM

The lone member of the Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked Fanclub has finally caught up to his idol, only to have his autograph request denied.

the guy who be short · 08-18-2005, 06:37 AM

Gandalf: Oh. That's a shame.
Balrog: What? *roaaaaaaar*
Gandalf: Oh, cut it out, you're not a real Balrog. Balrogs are meant to be flame wreathed in shadow, not vice versa. *Turns his back and walks off muttering*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-18-2005, 10:03 AM

Yes, outrageous ponytails do rock; but it's mighty annoying when they get caught on, say, a bridge.

davem · 08-18-2005, 10:05 AM

Gandalf seeks to impress the rest of the Fellowship with his new novelty lighter....

OR

Gandalf reflects for a moment on the wisdom of trying to sneak the Fellowship across the Bridge without paying the toll.....

Bêthberry · 08-18-2005, 10:32 AM

Gandalf: "I tought I saw a puddy tat. I did, I did. I did see a puddy tat."

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-18-2005, 10:45 AM

The Fellowship learned why there hung a sign "flammable" around the balrog's neck.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-18-2005, 01:16 PM

Generic Balrog: Leave him, Bill, he's not worth it

Bill (the Balrog): NO! He has to face the consequences!

Gandalf: All I said was it must be hard for Balrogs to take a shower.

Encaitare · 08-18-2005, 01:36 PM

Minimum waaaaaaage -- YAH!

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-18-2005, 01:37 PM

Gandalf: You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ...

Frodo: Great, the Gandalf decoy seems to be working. Come on fools, let's fly!

Lalwendë · 08-18-2005, 02:25 PM

Gandalf: "Oh maaan, I didn't know the Crazy World of Arthur Brown were still touring?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-18-2005, 03:00 PM

Balrog: My theme tune is so much better than yours!

Gandalf: Is not!

Balrog: Is to!

the guy who be short · 08-18-2005, 03:04 PM

Gandalf wonders how the Dwarrowdelf could have been sealed off for centuries, and still have enough oxygen to support and army of Orcs, and still have enough oxygen for an eternally combusting Balrog. Funny, aint it?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-19-2005, 03:15 AM

Gandalf: OH! So that's why you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave!

OR

Balrog: For the last time! Tom Bombadill can't be a Maiar! I'm a Maiar, I should know!

Gandalf: Shut up you! Your not supposed to even have wings!

Balrog: Oh you had to bring that up didn't you!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-19-2005, 05:34 AM

Gandalf couldn't help but be impressed by Pippin's Hallowe'en costume.

or...

Glom the Giant soon realised that fire was dangerous.

Gil-Galad · 08-19-2005, 07:47 AM

Balrog: Gandalf...I am your father!

Gandalf: noooooooooo! Daddy!!!!

~or~

Balrog: Theres something you should know about us

Gandalf: whats that?

Balrog: i am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate

Gandalf: what does that make us?

Balrog: absolutely nothing

Encaitare · 08-19-2005, 08:30 AM

Balrog: If you so much as think of uncloaking yourself here... *waves whip menacingly*

or

Balrog: Ph34r my 1337 skillz.

or

Gandalf: All your bridge are belong to us.

the guy who be short · 08-19-2005, 08:42 AM

Fortunately, due to the large amount of shadow surrounding him, the Balrog couldn't quite make out where exactly Gandalf was, leaving him perfectly safe as long as he didn't move.
He moved.

wilwarin538 · 08-19-2005, 08:47 AM

Balrog: New pic or else!

Gandalf prepares to do a cheesy matrix move.

CaptainofDespair · 08-19-2005, 08:50 AM

Old Pics:

The Balrog has finally caught up with Gandalf.

Balrog: You!

Gandalf: Please, I didn't mean to!

Balrog: How dare you say my daughter looks like the most beautiful horse you've ever seen! I went through all that trouble setting your date up, and you do that!

Gandalf: Well, uhh...

Balrog: Time to die, Bill!

Gandalf: Wait! I'm not Bill!

Apparently, the Balrog forgot his glasses. Gandalf now wished they hadn't let poor Bill the Pony go.

New Pic:

Gandalf's School for Breakdancing Orcs seems to be failing, as all the dancers keep dying.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-19-2005, 09:23 AM

Gandalf: There are so many Orcs! 100,000 at least! I've got a plan. Pippin, distract them!

Pippin:

OR

Gandalf: Will you two guards stop playing rock, scissors, paper!

Morsul the Dark · 08-19-2005, 09:30 AM

Gandalf(to gondorian in background):Yoiu relize you have a sword right the guy's right in front of you use your sword not a bow!

-or-

Gandalf:Press the X button now come on I can use my special move! X,X,press X Darn you!

-or-

Gaandalf:I know the CGI artists are busy with Gollum but come on this is ridiculas(sp?)

mormegil · 08-19-2005, 09:42 AM

In the confusion of battle the gondorians and orcs forget whom they should be fighting and they instead of fighting each other they fight their own species.

(look closely and it appears that the gondorian soldiers are in combat and the two orcs are fighting each other)

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-19-2005, 09:55 AM

Orc (fighting Gandalf): You will no longer be uncloaked!

Gandalf: NOOOOO!!!!

OR

Gandalf and the Orc test out their new Disco moves.

Gurthang · 08-19-2005, 12:36 PM

Gandalf finally meets his end. Will he come back to life... again?

OR

Gandalf, looking down on the fallen warrior in front of him: "Now did I just kill an orc or a Gondorian? I can't tell!"

OR

Gandalf: "Why are you attacking me?! I only asked for directions!"
Orc: "You used MapQuest! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Orc: "Gandalf, you've been naughty. Time for your spanking."

Elennar Starfire · 08-19-2005, 01:06 PM

Gandy: That dead guy is floating...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-19-2005, 01:45 PM

Gandalf does not realise that the small fairy next to the fallen Orc was planning to make sure Gandalf got uncloaked at an inappropriate moment.

OR

Being a bodyguard for the Break-dancing Orcs was no easy task.

Gurthang · 08-19-2005, 11:35 PM

Many fell in the battle for the last ticket to see the Breakdancing Orcs Live!(They are in the background.)

OR

Gandalf suddenly sees that the orc he is fighting has an arrow stuck in his butt. That can't be normal.

OR

Gandalf: "How many times do I have to kill the same orc! Ack! There are two more already!"

OR

Darth VadOrc: "Obi-Gan-Dalf-Nobi. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I have become the Master."
Obi-Gan: "You're only a Master of Evil, Darth!"

the guy who be short · 08-20-2005, 04:45 AM

Gandalf suddenly realises that glowing white in the middle of the night will make him particularly susceptible to Orc arrows.
Gandalf: Bugger.

08-17-2005, 03:24 PM	#6721
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Gandalf, just apologise and we can be on our way! Gandalf: Never! I stand by my statement! Your mother was very rude to me Mr. Balrog! OR Balrog: I said NO sugar in my tea! OR [A joke from many, many captions ago] Balrog: I shall kill you! You have met your doom in the dark deep of the mighty- ... Ah! I'm on fire! Why didn't you tell me I was on fire? Gandalf: Sorry, I thought it was your look. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-17-2005 at 03:27 PM. Reason: Rats in the pipes

08-17-2005, 04:22 PM	#6722
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Just before he attacks Gandalf, a giant hand comes out of nowhere and grabs the Balrog around the waste. OR Gandalf: "I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I was wondering: Do you have Wings?" Balrog: "Well,... I, er... uhm,... I've never checked, actually, so I don't really know." OR Gandalf's fireworks turn against him. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2005, 05:24 PM	#6723
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	It took some effort, but fortunately Gandalf was able to deflect the Balrog's guided missiles. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-17-2005, 08:18 PM	#6724
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Very Corny This Balrog was particularly hot-headed __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-17-2005, 08:20 PM	#6725
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Old jokes--with a twist. Gandalf: Don't make me use . . . the shiney pokey-stick of Doom! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-17-2005, 08:40 PM	#6726
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The Fellowship finally found a way to convince Gandalf to keep his Cloak on. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-17-2005, 10:56 PM	#6727
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: "Well, with that big of a torch, I certainly don't need my light anymore." OR Gandalf: "This isn't the right path, and there's a Balrog to boot! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Gandalf: "Wow, you big." Balrog: "Don't say that! I'm very sensitive about my weight." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2005, 11:57 PM	#6728
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Aragorn: Do you suppose we should not have let him smoke all that weed back in the Hall of Mazarbul? Boromir: Yeah, right. What d'ya reckon is he seeing this time? Aragon: Dunno, he kept shouting about pursuing orks and cave trolls all the way down. Boromir: As we could hear anything... Must be something bigger this time, the way he jumps and shouts there... Aragorn: Oh, I'll better go and get him before he throws himself off Boromir: You better do that __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

08-18-2005, 02:50 AM	#6729
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Shoes! Apparently, that is Saruman the White... uncloaked! OR Gandalf: Come on, just a few more steps! You can do it! Balrog: NO! I can't do it! It's too high up! Gandalf: This is the last time I let Frodo talk me into teaching circus tricks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-18-2005, 05:26 AM	#6730
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	The Balrog's mouth falls open in horror at the sight of the giant hobbit standing behind Gandalf. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-18-2005, 06:21 AM	#6731
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Showing my age again ... Question: Whose last words were "Lawks a mercy, my bottom's on fire!"? a The Balrog of Moria b Joan of Arc c Feanor __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-18-2005, 06:33 AM	#6732
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	I remember when... Bill the Balrog: No no no Gandalf, left foot, then right foot! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-18-2005, 06:37 AM	#6733
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	The lone member of the Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked Fanclub has finally caught up to his idol, only to have his autograph request denied.

08-18-2005, 06:37 AM	#6734
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Unfunny Technicality, but I couldn't resist Gandalf: Oh. That's a shame. Balrog: What? roaaaaaaar Gandalf: Oh, cut it out, you're not a real Balrog. Balrogs are meant to be flame wreathed in shadow, not vice versa. Turns his back and walks off muttering

08-18-2005, 10:03 AM	#6735
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Yes, outrageous ponytails do rock; but it's mighty annoying when they get caught on, say, a bridge. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-18-2005, 10:05 AM	#6736
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Gandalf seeks to impress the rest of the Fellowship with his new novelty lighter.... OR Gandalf reflects for a moment on the wisdom of trying to sneak the Fellowship across the Bridge without paying the toll..... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 08-18-2005 at 10:13 AM.

08-18-2005, 10:32 AM	#6737
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Gandalf: "I tought I saw a puddy tat. I did, I did. I did see a puddy tat." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-18-2005, 10:45 AM	#6738
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The Fellowship learned why there hung a sign "flammable" around the balrog's neck. __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-18-2005, 01:16 PM	#6739
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Generic Balrog: Leave him, Bill, he's not worth it Bill (the Balrog): NO! He has to face the consequences! Gandalf: All I said was it must be hard for Balrogs to take a shower. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-18-2005, 01:36 PM	#6740
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Only TMBG fans will get this... Minimum waaaaaaage -- YAH!

08-18-2005, 01:37 PM	#6741
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gandalf: You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... Frodo: Great, the Gandalf decoy seems to be working. Come on fools, let's fly! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-18-2005, 02:25 PM	#6742
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "Oh maaan, I didn't know the Crazy World of Arthur Brown were still touring?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-18-2005, 03:00 PM	#6743
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Balrog: My theme tune is so much better than yours! Gandalf: Is not! Balrog: Is to! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-18-2005, 03:04 PM	#6744
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Gandalf wonders how the Dwarrowdelf could have been sealed off for centuries, and still have enough oxygen to support and army of Orcs, and still have enough oxygen for an eternally combusting Balrog. Funny, aint it?

08-19-2005, 03:15 AM	#6745
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: OH! So that's why you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave! OR Balrog: For the last time! Tom Bombadill can't be a Maiar! I'm a Maiar, I should know! Gandalf: Shut up you! Your not supposed to even have wings! Balrog: Oh you had to bring that up didn't you! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-19-2005, 05:34 AM	#6746
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf couldn't help but be impressed by Pippin's Hallowe'en costume. or... Glom the Giant soon realised that fire was dangerous. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-19-2005, 07:47 AM	#6747
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Balrog: Gandalf...I am your father! Gandalf: noooooooooo! Daddy!!!! ~or~ Balrog: Theres something you should know about us Gandalf: whats that? Balrog: i am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate Gandalf: what does that make us? Balrog: absolutely nothing __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-19-2005, 08:30 AM	#6748
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	dorky humor Balrog: If you so much as think of uncloaking yourself here... waves whip menacingly or Balrog: Ph34r my 1337 skillz. or Gandalf: All your bridge are belong to us.

08-19-2005, 08:42 AM	#6749
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Fortunately, due to the large amount of shadow surrounding him, the Balrog couldn't quite make out where exactly Gandalf was, leaving him perfectly safe as long as he didn't move. He moved.

08-19-2005, 08:47 AM	#6750
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Balrog: New pic or else! Gandalf prepares to do a cheesy matrix move. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-19-2005, 08:50 AM	#6751
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Old Pics: The Balrog has finally caught up with Gandalf. Balrog: You! Gandalf: Please, I didn't mean to! Balrog: How dare you say my daughter looks like the most beautiful horse you've ever seen! I went through all that trouble setting your date up, and you do that! Gandalf: Well, uhh... Balrog: Time to die, Bill! Gandalf: Wait! I'm not Bill! Apparently, the Balrog forgot his glasses. Gandalf now wished they hadn't let poor Bill the Pony go. New Pic: Gandalf's School for Breakdancing Orcs seems to be failing, as all the dancers keep dying. Last edited by CaptainofDespair; 08-19-2005 at 08:54 AM.

08-19-2005, 09:23 AM	#6752
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eye see thee! Gandalf: There are so many Orcs! 100,000 at least! I've got a plan. Pippin, distract them! Pippin: OR Gandalf: Will you two guards stop playing rock, scissors, paper! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-19-2005, 09:30 AM	#6753
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gandalf(to gondorian in background):Yoiu relize you have a sword right the guy's right in front of you use your sword not a bow! -or- Gandalf:Press the X button now come on I can use my special move! X,X,press X Darn you! -or- Gaandalf:I know the CGI artists are busy with Gollum but come on this is ridiculas(sp?) __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-19-2005, 09:42 AM	#6754
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	In the confusion of battle the gondorians and orcs forget whom they should be fighting and they instead of fighting each other they fight their own species. (look closely and it appears that the gondorian soldiers are in combat and the two orcs are fighting each other) __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-19-2005, 09:55 AM	#6755
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A pint of tea Orc (fighting Gandalf): You will no longer be uncloaked! Gandalf: NOOOOO!!!! OR Gandalf and the Orc test out their new Disco moves. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...