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Lalwendë · 08-15-2005, 05:19 PM

After one too many potentially embarrassing moments on the steps of Meduseld, Eowyn decides that the only option is to tie her wig down firmly.

davem · 08-15-2005, 05:23 PM

Eowyn contemplates the bad news - she must leave Meduseld quickly with all her worldly goods, but the wagons are full! She will have to sit on horseback with her suitcase on her lap...

That's right - its a 'nurse-case scenario'....

Lalwendë · 08-15-2005, 05:27 PM

Ouch davem...

Eowyn would never be the same again after Hannibal Lecter invited her to dinner at his house on the lake.

OR

Eowyn after reading the C-thread.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-15-2005, 08:55 PM

Circlet: $160
Dress from mysterious peddler: $370
Realising that Arwen's hand-me-downs wouldn't impress Aragorn: Priceless.

Oddwen · 08-16-2005, 05:21 AM

Eowyn was not a morning person.

Or...

Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eowyn: *stifling a yawn* Being bored beyond all recall or desire.

Or...

Theoden: Where is Theodred? Where is my son?
Eowyn: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of old wineyards. Pfffft-pffft-pfftt-pffft!

Or...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. 300

Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.

She then noticed that Smeagol bears an uncanny resemblance to the same.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 05:50 AM

Aragorn: Excuse me, Sir?

Eowyn: What do you mean, 'sir'?

Aragorn: Oh...

CaptainofDespair · 08-16-2005, 06:49 AM

Eowyn ponders what it would be like to have Aragorn's manly stubble, and to strike a dramatic heroic pose.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-16-2005, 07:04 AM

After a wild night out, Faramir must face the 'trouble and strife'.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-16-2005, 07:07 AM

Ghost of Eowyn: Does my bum look big in this?

Ghost of Eomer: Good grief! You're a disembodied head. You don't have a bum.

Gurthang · 08-16-2005, 07:20 AM

Eowyn: "Does this dress make my butt look big?"
Faramir: "No, you just got a really big booty; the dress is fine."

OR

Eowyn: "Does this make me look fat?"
Eomer: "No, fat makes you look fat."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 07:57 AM

Eowyn: What do you mean, wings? Of course Balrogs don't have wings! Silly king!

OR

Eowyn: No Gimli! Just because you have a beard doesn’t mean you can imitate Gandalf the Grey!

Kitanna · 08-16-2005, 11:09 AM

After spending all day making dinner Eowyn becomes very angry when Faramir, Eomer, and Aragorn decide to go drinking instead.

Morsul the Dark · 08-16-2005, 11:13 AM

Eowyn(secretly a Valley Girl):Seriously Grima dude Alright you're like groady to the max like Oh my gawd!

wilwarin538 · 08-16-2005, 12:14 PM

Eowyn: I can't believe they didn't put me in the next pic.

Click here for pic!

Leggy: It cant be!.............I've run out of arrows!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 12:34 PM

Legolas: ... ... Gandalf?

You get the idea...

OR

Legolas: A Balrog? With Wings? Inconceivable!

mormegil · 08-16-2005, 12:42 PM

Legolas: Hey dwarf, I say, do stop acting that way, you are stealing my lime light

CaptainofDespair · 08-16-2005, 12:51 PM

Legolas: ....
Gimli: ....
Aragorn: ....
Legolas: So, he's really dead, eh?

Durelin · 08-16-2005, 01:23 PM

Legolas uses his secret weapon against the charging orcs: furrowing his brow in Elven rage.

Gurthang · 08-16-2005, 01:34 PM

Orlando Bloom: "Blast, I hate it when I do this. I'm dressed all LotR, when we're filming Pirates of the Caribbean!"

OR

Legolas: "A fork in the Road?! The map doesn't say anything about that! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Legolas just got mooned.

OR

Legolas again spots those strange breakdancing orcs.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 01:37 PM

Legolas: Hay! Jackson! What's going on with my hair? I don't remember Tolkien saying anything about Blonde hair!

OR

Legolas hears the faint sounds of "Tra la la lally"

Lalwendë · 08-16-2005, 01:44 PM

Legolas hears the laughter in Lothlorien and realises with horror that the Mullet has gone out of fashion for the second time.

OR

"What do you mean, you forgot the Touche Eclait? I can't go out looking as hungover as this!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 01:48 PM

Legolas: What do you mean, 'watch where you're shooting'? I think Gimli looks much better like that! You have something against the Arrow through head look?

Bêthberry · 08-16-2005, 05:19 PM

Eowyn pic:

Miranda Otto: "Why does Eowyn have to look like plain Jane Eyre when in fact she doesn't get Rochester?"

Legolas pic:

"Darn. Waste of a good hairdresser."

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-16-2005, 06:05 PM

Éowyn
- "My bed-pan needs emptying, Sister-daughter"

- Éowyn was suspicious of Gríma's suggestion that she put her inky cloak aside.

Legolas

- Prompt!

- With seven hours of filming ahead, Orlando was beginning to regret the second helping of lamb vindaloo

HerenIstarion · 08-16-2005, 11:19 PM

Legolas: Oops, I did it again...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-16-2005, 11:58 PM

Legolas: What do you mean Christopher Tolkien edited me out of The Fall of Gondolin?!

Kitanna · 08-17-2005, 12:04 AM

Legolas: What is Boromir doing?!

Lhunardawen · 08-17-2005, 04:28 AM

Éowyn pic:

Éowyn tries out her telekinetic skills on Aragorn's beer mug.

Legolas pic:

Gimli stepped on his foot.

Gurthang · 08-17-2005, 09:33 AM

Orlando: "A diversion!"
PJ: "Cut! What are you doing you idiot, that line isn't until Return of the King!"

OR

Legolas has been separated from his parents. He's so lost and scared!

OR

Legolas suddenly finds himself in a dense forest.
Legolas: "Whoa, what have I been drinking?"

CaptainofDespair · 08-17-2005, 09:37 AM

Legolas is shocked and disturbed at what he is witnessing.

Legolas: Gimli! Are you...are you eating Boromir?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-17-2005, 10:25 AM

Legolas catches his reflection in the middle of battle.
Aragorn (with sword): ... ... ... Oh No! Keep away from me! *Runs away*

OR

Seeing the Disco dance off between Boromir and Gimli was a surprise to anyone.

Morsul the Dark · 08-17-2005, 10:42 AM

Orlando Bloom: where my fangirls going?

JOhn:Well laddy since nick and jessica broke it off hes single again and guess who's prettier you or him...

Orlando:No...it cant be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-17-2005, 11:31 AM

*looking in a mirror* "Look at those ears; they look terrible!"

or

Legolas glares at Lalwendë as if to say I do NOT have a mullet! (

)

Mithalwen · 08-17-2005, 11:45 AM

Legolas is outraged when he is "goosed" by one of the Fellowship

Orominuialwen · 08-17-2005, 01:01 PM

Legolas is horrified to realize that he has just missed a big sale at The Gap of Rohan. (Nobody ever seems to do these ones any more!)

The Elf-warrior · 08-17-2005, 01:41 PM

Legolas: "Aragorn, you didn't peek at my inbox did you?"

Aragorn: "Yes, and I saw you leading on OrlieiteXOXOXOXO@hotmail.com. You're not seriously considering marrying her are you? She looks as silly as a goose."

Legolas: "Oh, noooo! Why didn't I use an alphanumeric password?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-17-2005, 01:56 PM

Legolas: A new picture? No! It cannot be! It must be a diversion!

Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of - Are those wings?

OR

[referring to an earlier caption]
Gandalf: Look, I know your upset, but I told Frodo to deliver the party invitations!

Merry: I don't think he's buying it.

Gandalf: Okay, Pippin, stall him!

Pippin: okay, I'll just… WHAT?

mormegil · 08-17-2005, 02:27 PM

Middle-earth was pleased when Gandalf returned to them and he was able to dispell the myth that Balrog's whips only had 4 thongs.

Lalwendë · 08-17-2005, 02:28 PM

A game of Pooh Sticks at the Bridge of Khazad Dum demands more than mere twigs.

The Elf-warrior · 08-17-2005, 03:21 PM

Pippin: "I wish I bought a fire-extinguisher."

08-15-2005, 05:19 PM	#6681
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	After one too many potentially embarrassing moments on the steps of Meduseld, Eowyn decides that the only option is to tie her wig down firmly. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-15-2005, 05:23 PM	#6682
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Eowyn contemplates the bad news - she must leave Meduseld quickly with all her worldly goods, but the wagons are full! She will have to sit on horseback with her suitcase on her lap... That's right - its a 'nurse-case scenario'.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

08-15-2005, 05:27 PM	#6683
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Ouch davem... Eowyn would never be the same again after Hannibal Lecter invited her to dinner at his house on the lake. OR Eowyn after reading the C-thread. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-15-2005, 08:55 PM	#6684
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad. Circlet: $160 Dress from mysterious peddler: $370 Realising that Arwen's hand-me-downs wouldn't impress Aragorn: Priceless. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-16-2005, 05:50 AM	#6686
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eye see you! ... ... yes... Aragorn: Excuse me, Sir? Eowyn: What do you mean, 'sir'? Aragorn: Oh... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-16-2005, 06:49 AM	#6687
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Eowyn ponders what it would be like to have Aragorn's manly stubble, and to strike a dramatic heroic pose.

08-16-2005, 07:04 AM	#6688
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	After a wild night out, Faramir must face the 'trouble and strife'. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-16-2005, 07:07 AM	#6689
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The haunting of Edoras ... Ghost of Eowyn: Does my bum look big in this? Ghost of Eomer: Good grief! You're a disembodied head. You don't have a bum. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 08-16-2005 at 11:12 AM.

08-16-2005, 07:20 AM	#6690
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Going off of Saucepan, and from Nilpaurion Eowyn: "Does this dress make my butt look big?" Faramir: "No, you just got a really big booty; the dress is fine." OR Eowyn: "Does this make me look fat?" Eomer: "No, fat makes you look fat." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-16-2005, 07:57 AM	#6691
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Ring! It's on fire! Eowyn: What do you mean, wings? Of course Balrogs don't have wings! Silly king! OR Eowyn: No Gimli! Just because you have a beard doesn’t mean you can imitate Gandalf the Grey! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-16-2005, 11:09 AM	#6692
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	After spending all day making dinner Eowyn becomes very angry when Faramir, Eomer, and Aragorn decide to go drinking instead. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-16-2005, 11:13 AM	#6693
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Eowyn(secretly a Valley Girl):Seriously Grima dude Alright you're like groady to the max like Oh my gawd! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-16-2005, 12:14 PM	#6694
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Eowyn: I can't believe they didn't put me in the next pic. Click here for pic! Leggy: It cant be!.............I've run out of arrows! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 08-16-2005 at 12:39 PM. Reason: typo!

08-16-2005, 12:34 PM	#6695
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I'll drink to that! Legolas: ... ... Gandalf? You get the idea... OR Legolas: A Balrog? With Wings? Inconceivable! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-16-2005, 12:42 PM	#6696
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Legolas: Hey dwarf, I say, do stop acting that way, you are stealing my lime light __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-16-2005, 12:51 PM	#6697
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Legolas: .... Gimli: .... Aragorn: .... Legolas: So, he's really dead, eh?

08-16-2005, 01:23 PM	#6698
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Legolas uses his secret weapon against the charging orcs: furrowing his brow in Elven rage.

08-16-2005, 01:34 PM	#6699
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	All dressed up with nowhere to go... Orlando Bloom: "Blast, I hate it when I do this. I'm dressed all LotR, when we're filming Pirates of the Caribbean!" OR Legolas: "A fork in the Road?! The map doesn't say anything about that! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Legolas just got mooned. OR Legolas again spots those strange breakdancing orcs. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-16-2005, 01:37 PM	#6700
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: Hay! Jackson! What's going on with my hair? I don't remember Tolkien saying anything about Blonde hair! OR Legolas hears the faint sounds of "Tra la la lally" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-16-2005, 01:44 PM	#6701
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas hears the laughter in Lothlorien and realises with horror that the Mullet has gone out of fashion for the second time. OR "What do you mean, you forgot the Touche Eclait? I can't go out looking as hungover as this!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-16-2005, 01:48 PM	#6702
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Look here! Legolas: What do you mean, 'watch where you're shooting'? I think Gimli looks much better like that! You have something against the Arrow through head look? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-16-2005, 05:19 PM	#6703
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Eowyn pic: Miranda Otto: "Why does Eowyn have to look like plain Jane Eyre when in fact she doesn't get Rochester?" Legolas pic: "Darn. Waste of a good hairdresser." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 08-16-2005 at 05:23 PM.

08-16-2005, 06:05 PM	#6704
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Copy just in from the Amon Rûdh caption scriptorium Éowyn - "My bed-pan needs emptying, Sister-daughter" - Éowyn was suspicious of Gríma's suggestion that she put her inky cloak aside. Legolas - Prompt! - With seven hours of filming ahead, Orlando was beginning to regret the second helping of lamb vindaloo __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-16-2005, 11:19 PM	#6705
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Britney Arrows... Legolas: Oops, I did it again... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

08-16-2005, 11:58 PM	#6706
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"I never thought he'd take it that hard . . . " Legolas: What do you mean Christopher Tolkien edited me out of The Fall of Gondolin?! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-17-2005, 12:04 AM	#6707
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Legolas: What is Boromir doing?! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-17-2005, 04:28 AM	#6708
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Éowyn pic: Éowyn tries out her telekinetic skills on Aragorn's beer mug. Legolas pic: Gimli stepped on his foot.

08-17-2005, 09:33 AM	#6709
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Orlando: "A diversion!" PJ: "Cut! What are you doing you idiot, that line isn't until Return of the King!" OR Legolas has been separated from his parents. He's so lost and scared! OR Legolas suddenly finds himself in a dense forest. Legolas: "Whoa, what have I been drinking?" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2005, 09:37 AM	#6710
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Legolas is shocked and disturbed at what he is witnessing. Legolas: Gimli! Are you...are you eating Boromir?

08-17-2005, 10:25 AM	#6711
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eye see thee! Legolas catches his reflection in the middle of battle. Aragorn (with sword): ... ... ... Oh No! Keep away from me! Runs away OR Seeing the Disco dance off between Boromir and Gimli was a surprise to anyone. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-17-2005, 10:42 AM	#6712
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Orlando Bloom: where my fangirls going? JOhn:Well laddy since nick and jessica broke it off hes single again and guess who's prettier you or him... Orlando:No...it cant be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-17-2005, 11:31 AM	#6713
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	looking in a mirror "Look at those ears; they look terrible!" or Legolas glares at Lalwendë as if to say I do NOT have a mullet! ( ) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-17-2005, 11:45 AM	#6714
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Legolas is outraged when he is "goosed" by one of the Fellowship __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-17-2005, 01:01 PM	#6715
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Legolas is horrified to realize that he has just missed a big sale at The Gap of Rohan. (Nobody ever seems to do these ones any more!) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-17-2005, 01:41 PM	#6716
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "Aragorn, you didn't peek at my inbox did you?" Aragorn: "Yes, and I saw you leading on OrlieiteXOXOXOXO@hotmail.com. You're not seriously considering marrying her are you? She looks as silly as a goose." Legolas: "Oh, noooo! Why didn't I use an alphanumeric password?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.