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Bêthberry · 08-14-2005, 10:23 AM

Take this, Wing Baron!

(with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread)

Kitanna · 08-14-2005, 10:25 AM

Frodo: What did you say about my mother?!

SamwiseGamgee · 08-14-2005, 11:05 AM

Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2005, 11:07 AM

Frodo: Tell me what you saw!

Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock!

Frodo: ... ... Oh.

OR

Frodo: Give me my toy back!

Encaitare · 08-14-2005, 11:12 AM

Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-14-2005, 11:25 AM

F for Frodo!

or

Frodo: Do you surrender?
Gollum: Never, but I may scream.
Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.

Boromir88 · 08-14-2005, 11:47 AM

Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die!

Mithalwen · 08-14-2005, 11:56 AM

How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it...

Oddwen · 08-14-2005, 11:58 AM

Fro: Surrender!
Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept.

Gil-Galad · 08-14-2005, 12:28 PM

Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat!

Meela · 08-14-2005, 01:10 PM

Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store.

The Only Real Estel · 08-14-2005, 01:40 PM

After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward.

Gollum: "Message...for you...sir."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-14-2005, 02:15 PM

Gollum's dentist was especially mean.

Evisse the Blue · 08-14-2005, 02:25 PM

Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!"
Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!"
Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2005, 02:32 PM

Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword!

Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin!

OR

A tribute to Pulp Fiction

Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M***** f***er, say "What" one more time!

Naz · 08-14-2005, 02:51 PM

Frodo: *I* had the big blue eyes things down pat *first*!

Kitanna · 08-14-2005, 03:20 PM

Gollum didn't like to play tag with Frodo.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-14-2005, 05:08 PM

Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic?

CaptainofDespair · 08-14-2005, 07:30 PM

Frodo: Die foul scum!
Gollum: You have pretty pink lips...
Frodo: Uhh....

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-14-2005, 07:58 PM

Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair!

The Only Real Estel · 08-14-2005, 09:24 PM

Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"

Gurthang · 08-15-2005, 01:04 AM

Frodo: "Scalpal."
Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?"

OR

Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'!

)

Lhunardawen · 08-15-2005, 01:19 AM

Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!

Morsul the Dark · 08-15-2005, 09:58 AM

Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-15-2005, 10:02 AM

Furious with his own naïvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-15-2005, 10:13 AM

Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 10:46 AM

Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit.

OR

Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking.

08-15-2005, 11:59 AM

LOL!

Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo!

OR:

Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo *from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...*): That can't be comfortable...

Mithalwen · 08-15-2005, 12:07 PM

try this..

http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG

Miranda Otto
" I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!"

"you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 12:17 PM

Eowyn pic:

When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore.

OR

Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s!

Théoden: What's going on?

Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants...

wilwarin538 · 08-15-2005, 02:12 PM

Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in.

Boromir88 · 08-15-2005, 02:16 PM

Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer.

SamwiseGamgee · 08-15-2005, 02:19 PM

Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received.

OR

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-15-2005, 02:24 PM

Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamwiseGamgee

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

Expanding on that...

Merry: You look just like my mother in law.

mormegil · 08-15-2005, 03:21 PM

Miranda did not like being told her lines.

The Elf-warrior · 08-15-2005, 04:21 PM

Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.

EDIT: Yay! 300th post. Woo hoo!

davem · 08-15-2005, 04:52 PM

(Frodo pic)

At the Bag End Barbershop Frodo finishes giving Gollum a haircut & shave.

Frodo: 'That will be five silver pennies, Mr S. Now, something for the weekend?....

Gurthang · 08-15-2005, 05:08 PM

Theoden: "Uh, Eowyn, your hair band is falling down."
Eowyn:

OR

Ashton Kutcher: "Okay, see we put this video camera that looks like a necklace around your neck, then you go in and tell PJ you quit! Got it?"
Miranda Otto: "Yep, go in; say 'I quit!'
Ashton: "Perfect. After he yells and screams for a while, we'll pop out and say 'You got Punk'd'!"
Miranda:

"You're really annoying, you know that? I'm only doing this to get more TV time."

OR

Eowyn: "Eomer, that wasn't funny."
Eomer: *rolling on the floor laughing; can't stop himself*
Eowyn: "You're so immature!"

SamwiseGamgee · 08-15-2005, 05:10 PM

Continuing on Davem's theme for the next pic:

Eowyn is not impressed as Gimli offers her something for the weekend.

08-14-2005, 10:23 AM	#6641
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Take this, Wing Baron! (with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread) __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-14-2005, 10:25 AM	#6642
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: What did you say about my mother?! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-14-2005, 11:05 AM	#6643
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner? __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-14-2005, 11:07 AM	#6644
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	These boots are made for kicking! Frodo: Tell me what you saw! Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock! Frodo: ... ... Oh. OR Frodo: Give me my toy back! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-14-2005, 11:25 AM	#6646
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The mask of Z... um... Forro? F for Frodo! or Frodo: Do you surrender? Gollum: Never, but I may scream. Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect. __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-14-2005, 11:12 AM	#6645
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!

08-14-2005, 11:47 AM	#6647
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die! __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-14-2005, 11:56 AM	#6648
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-14-2005, 11:58 AM	#6649
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	To play on D-Spawn - Fro: Surrender! Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-14-2005, 12:28 PM	#6650
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-14-2005, 01:10 PM	#6651
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-14-2005, 01:40 PM	#6652
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward. Gollum: "Message...for you...sir."

08-14-2005, 02:15 PM	#6653
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gollum's dentist was especially mean. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-14-2005, 02:25 PM	#6654
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!" Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!" Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

08-14-2005, 02:32 PM	#6655
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword! Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin! OR A tribute to Pulp Fiction Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M*** f*er, say "What" one more time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-14-2005, 02:51 PM	#6656
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Frodo: I had the big blue eyes things down pat first!

08-14-2005, 03:20 PM	#6657
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gollum didn't like to play tag with Frodo. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-14-2005, 05:08 PM	#6658
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-14-2005, 07:30 PM	#6659
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Frodo: Die foul scum! Gollum: You have pretty pink lips... Frodo: Uhh....

08-14-2005, 07:58 PM	#6660
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Paging Dr. Frodo . . . Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-14-2005, 09:24 PM	#6661
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Spidey/LotR Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"

08-15-2005, 01:04 AM	#6662
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo: "Scalpal." Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?" OR Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'! ) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-15-2005, 01:19 AM	#6663
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Calvin and Hobbes rip-off Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!

08-15-2005, 09:58 AM	#6664
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-15-2005, 10:02 AM	#6665
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Furious with his own naïvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-15-2005, 10:13 AM	#6666
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-15-2005, 10:46 AM	#6667
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Message for you sir! Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit. OR Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-15-2005, 11:59 AM	#6668
.:Saori:. Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo! OR: Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...): That can't be comfortable...

08-15-2005, 12:07 PM	#6669
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Because I can't think of a family friendly caption to the last one.. try this.. http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG Miranda Otto " I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!" "you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-15-2005, 12:17 PM	#6670
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn pic: When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore. OR Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s! Théoden: What's going on? Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-15-2005, 02:12 PM	#6671
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#6672
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-15-2005, 02:19 PM	#6673
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received. OR Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-15-2005, 02:24 PM	#6674
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-15-2005, 03:21 PM	#6676
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Miranda did not like being told her lines. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”