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08-10-2005, 12:19 AM | #6561 |
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Elendil: Come again, where did you get that outfit?
Isildur: In Ohtar & Sons, Steelworks. What? Elendil: Well, I've bought mine there too, and Ohtar assured me mine was one of a kind... Isildur: He told me the same! Elendil: Avid git! We are going to look real stupid on that ball Sauron is giving... Isildur: Yeah, right.
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08-10-2005, 04:02 AM | #6562 |
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Yet more Rats in the pipes
Ellendil: We must stop this new picture!
Gandalf is caught reading Frodo's diary. OR Gandalf: [Reading] "and the uncloaked one will find death at the hands of an uncloaked Goblin [/Reading] OH FU-
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08-10-2005, 04:09 AM | #6563 |
Deadnight Chanter
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Gandalf: Here, lad, I'll have these... (pause, look back) ... Pippin, how many times have we go through this? You definitely can't watch Palantir night shows and you definitely can't see my PlayBoy special edition collection!
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08-10-2005, 04:22 AM | #6564 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Half-Blood Prince
Gandalf: Oh my, this one gets killed from that one!! Didn't see that coming....
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08-10-2005, 04:41 AM | #6565 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Galadriel (background): I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN YOUR GIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!
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08-10-2005, 05:12 AM | #6566 |
Corpus Cacophonous
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Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!
Gandalf: It is? Excellent. I thought I'd never get to tick that one off in my I SPY Evil Creatures of Middle-earth book. -or- Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come! Gandalf: Dear me, no. You must be mistaken. It clearly states here in Durin's Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Khazad-Dum that Balrogs have wings. And that creature clearly does not have wings. It is merely surrounded by shadow which ... Fellowhip: *Smoulder*
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08-10-2005, 05:43 AM | #6567 |
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A tribute to the saucepan man.
He had saucepans and kettles hung all over him, he wore a saucepan for a hat, and he crashed two saucepans together as he danced!
'Do you think he's dangerous?' said Gandalf, in a whisper
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08-10-2005, 06:29 AM | #6568 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: Hey! Aragorn! Look, I found this spiffy old book!
Aragorn: Yea, whatever...*mumbles* Still not King yet... |
08-10-2005, 06:59 AM | #6569 |
Brightness of a Blade
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"Dear Diary, today's journey has been mostly uneventful. My wizarding sense tells me that we will pass through the Mines of Moria undetected and unharmed... Pippin, NOO!"
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08-10-2005, 07:02 AM | #6570 |
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Gandalf: Fool of a Book!
*groan*
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08-10-2005, 07:34 AM | #6571 |
A Mere Boggart
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Ian looks round guiltily after he spills coffee on Peter Jackson's first edition of LotR. "I wonder if I can sneak it back on the shelf so it looks like nobody's touched it?"
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08-10-2005, 07:54 AM | #6572 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Ian looks around:So what you're telling me is this is the script....aand we'll be filming how long?...ok..*mumbles*should've stayed with magneto in X-men
-or- Ian to historian: I'm telling you its LOTR in elvish Tolkien DID find the manuscript in the ground!
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08-10-2005, 07:56 AM | #6573 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Gandalf is caught cheating in his Biology exam.
or "Hey Guys! Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?" or Looking over his shoulder, Gandalf notes that the security guard is otherwise occupied, and decides to steal the very expensive book. or "O no! Badgers!!!"
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08-10-2005, 08:28 AM | #6574 |
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After a little over-indulgence in pipeweed, Gandalf starts seeing things on the walls. [It looks like there's the head of a king to the right of his back.]
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08-10-2005, 08:38 AM | #6575 | |
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A trbute to the Goomba
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Gandalf the Grey sees Hookbill the Goomba ... Uncloaked!
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08-10-2005, 09:14 AM | #6576 |
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Rats in the pipes
Thanks Saucepan, Thaucepan. I'll give you a Jurby!
A Caption: Gandalf sees Aragorn after he's had a wash. Gandalf: The Light! It BURNS!
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08-10-2005, 10:29 AM | #6577 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Ian: And so we must travel on, and...*gasp* Sauron! What are you doing here?
PJ: Yeah, just a little liberty I took, guys. Don't worry, it's all just artistic interpretation. OR Ian McKellan sees PJ's 'Lyenas' and realises The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread are going to be most displeased.
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08-10-2005, 10:42 AM | #6578 |
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As Legolas begins his frightful transformation into a Gnome, Gandalf quivers and whispers: "But I thought you guys were....Elves?
Legolas replied: "Yeeeessss, that's what we wanted you to think. Fear my pointy red hat and fishing rod!"
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08-10-2005, 11:19 AM | #6579 |
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Gandalf is aghast at the hobbits new game of "keep away from Boromir" with no less an object than the ring of power.
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08-10-2005, 11:33 AM | #6580 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Yet again, Gandalf is caught 'borrowing' from the private collection of Moria.
Pippin: Is that not stealing Gandalf? Gandalf: No, as long as you return it before its missed... But, not in your case. When you do it Pippin, it's stealing. Pippin: Oh... (Bows head in sorrow) ~ Aesthete
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08-10-2005, 11:41 AM | #6581 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Playing off of Eomer and Morm
Gandalf continues to be amazed.
Legolas: *jumping up and down* Give me my pointy red hat back! Aragorn: Never! *tosses the hat at Gimli, who puts it on* Gimli: Look...I'm a Gnome... Legolas: Shut up! You are not! |
08-10-2005, 11:43 AM | #6582 |
Mischievous Candle
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Gandalf realized that he had left the water running.
or Ai! Ai! A Werehamster! A Werehamster is come!
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08-10-2005, 12:02 PM | #6583 |
Sword of Spirit
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Pippin just lit Gandalf's hat on fire.
OR Galadriel just caught Gandalf looking at her Seventeen magazine. OR Gandalf: "These directions are all wrong; we should have gone left at that fork three days ago! And now there's a Balrog behind us! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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08-10-2005, 12:03 PM | #6584 |
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Gandalf is caught in the act of taking poems to his girlfriend.
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08-10-2005, 12:10 PM | #6585 |
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This book tells of who Tom Bombadill is. The answer is shocking.
Gandalf: He's a shrew?
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08-10-2005, 12:20 PM | #6586 |
Dead Serious
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Oh, oh! Another one.
The Morian Book of Timetravel brings Gandalf the Grey face to face with Gandalf the White... Uncloaked!
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08-10-2005, 12:21 PM | #6587 |
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Gandalf: Legolas! Don't put your finger in the electrical outlet!
Or Gandalf was shocked and ashamed when the Fellowship discovered him looking over Wizardry for dummies.
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08-10-2005, 12:27 PM | #6588 |
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Gandalf turns with a murderous glint in his eye when he discovers that, while Legolas made it, he was not included in this years edition of "Middle-earths 50 most beautiful people list"
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08-10-2005, 12:32 PM | #6589 |
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Rats, Rats and other Rats in the Pipes
The Fellowship get revenge on Gandalf for being uncloaked all those times!
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08-10-2005, 03:00 PM | #6590 |
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Gandalf: "We're in serious trouble lads! It doesn't have an entry for 'balrog' in my copy of Boy Scouts' A-Z of Common Underground Hazards!"
OR Gandalf: "Gimli, how old is this Yellow Pages? The Sherpa Curry House doesn't do take out any more, in fact they closed down over 100 years ago, it's a branch of Argos now." OR Gandalf: "Gimli? I thought you said this was the Book of Mazarbul? Seeing as it's got John Noakes and Shep the Dog in it I think it's your old Blue Peter annual."
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08-10-2005, 03:15 PM | #6591 |
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Gandalf: 'Gimli, are you sure this is the record of your people's time here, only, unless my Khuzul is rustier than I thought, the first page reads: 'Any similarity between the characters in this book & persons living or dead is purely coincidental.'....
OR 'But this is incredible! This book claims that Durin the Deathless actually married Galadriel, they had children, & their bloodline has survived down to this very day, but a secret organisation has concealed the fact....'
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08-10-2005, 03:44 PM | #6592 |
Laconic Loreman
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Peter Jackson: Gandalf give us back the script.
Gandalf: Not until you change the scene when the Witch King breaks my staff! Peter Jackson: That's not until the third movie! We'll talk when we get to that point. Gandalf: There's a fire here!!!
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08-10-2005, 06:23 PM | #6593 |
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How do be a Wizard: Lesson #538.......How to stay cloaked at all times.
Looks like Gandy's a little late on that one.
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08-10-2005, 07:01 PM | #6594 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Frodo: can you read it Gandalf?
Gandalf: lets see...erk, hurgh, jerr, burr, bahk Frodo: you can read it! Gandalf: i'm just clearing my throat
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08-10-2005, 07:05 PM | #6595 |
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Gandalf was shocked to see Sam trying to throw Pippin down the well.
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08-10-2005, 09:33 PM | #6596 |
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Uh-oh.
Gandalf did not expect to receive this much fan letters.
He also did not expect a Gandy Fan Club meeting in the Chamber of Mazarbul . . .
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08-11-2005, 12:55 AM | #6597 |
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Gandalf discovers *ehem* something about Saruman and Grima.
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08-11-2005, 03:00 AM | #6598 |
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No more rats in the pipes
Gandalf is looking at Gimli's family album.
Gandalf: That's your mother?
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08-11-2005, 04:17 AM | #6599 |
Laconic Loreman
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Gandalf: Ok now, pay attention Pippin...
1 cup of Moria Dirt. 3 1/2 cups of contaminated water. 2 Goblin Fingers. 2 Orc Fingers. Pippin: I thought Goblins and Orcs were the same? Gandalf: What? Fool of a Took! Where'd you hear that at?
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08-11-2005, 08:21 AM | #6600 |
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Gandalf: "Inconceivable!"
OR It is possible to overdose on pipeweed. Side effects: extreme paranoia, compulsive stealing, severe wrinkling, excessive hair growth, desire to go uncloaked, etc.
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