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#6481 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Mandos found Ungoliant (could that be
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#6482 |
Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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UnFortunately Melkor found the cure.
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#6483 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, the cure involved Melkor
becoming coach to the orcish soccer team The Thangorodrim Thrashers (who made it to the finals of the Beleriand Cup).
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Unfortunately, football was banned in Arda.
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#6485 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, soccer was not
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), all sport was then banned by Eru himself.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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Fortunately, the athletes of Arda under Tulkas' leadership went on a strike.
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#6488 |
Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Unfortunately, this led to a shortage of food and pretty much everything else since the athletes of Arda did most manual labour.
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#6489 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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Fortunately, Yavanna came along with a big basket of goodies.
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#6490 |
Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
Posts: 2,230
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Unfortunately, the basket of goodies was filled with lice.
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#6491 |
Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 3,928
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Fortunately, the lice tasted nice with rice.
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Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place
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#6492 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately (for Eonwe at least
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#6493 |
The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
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Fortunately Eonwe changed his name to Steve, and then rhyming was compulsory.
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"My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.
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#6494 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts got very silly indeed, and that last one was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people like a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy thread. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
That's all. Carry on. Oh, and keep watching the skies for any blancmanges coming from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda.
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#6495 |
Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Fortunately, since nobody could really put a proper response to that last post, there was a great confusion in which Aragorn was crowned King.
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#6496 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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Unfortunately, he was crowned in Edoras not in Minas Tirith.
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#6497 |
Newly Deceased
Join Date: Jul 2010
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Unfortunately, when everybody got a great and happy life with love and happiness, and when Melkor and Sauron were defeated (because at the end they were very good friends except the fact that they were fighting for Barad-dur tower ), Eru Iluvatar, the master of all living and not- living, says to all Valars that this was the song, which predicts the future of the happening and all of this is about to happen in the close years... or centuries.. or whatever you like!
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#6498 |
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The Heaviside Layer
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Can't understand the last statement. O_O
Fortunately, most of his people migrated to Rohan at the time of his Coronation.
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#6499 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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Unfortunately, the Rohirrim didn't want the Dunedain to migrate to Rohan.
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#6500 |
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Fortunately, the Dunedain prevailed and drove the Rohirrim away.
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#6501 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, in their attempt in running the Rohirrim out of Rohan, the legions of Mordor gained control of Minas Tirith and were advancing upon Lothlorien.
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#6502 |
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The Heaviside Layer
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Fortunately, Galadriel and the other Elves were having a feast in Lothlorien so they were prepared for an attack.
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#6503 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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Unfortunately everyone was drunk.
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#6504 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, this included the legions of Mordor.
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#6505 |
Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Unfortunately, the Legions of Mordor are all High Functioning Alcoholics, while the Elves are not used to being drunk at all, and thus not nearly as good at it.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the orcs got into a drinking game, taking
a drink every time someone said "elves" and drank themselves into a stupor.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
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Unfortunately, stupor-drunk orcs are really friendly.
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#6508 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, stupor-drunk orcs only chase
valley girl (Morgul Vale) orc lasses.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Unfortunately, tey chased them right into Galadhen.
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#6510 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, this thread was revived and picked up with them crashing into Galadriel who was bathing at the time.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Unfortunately, Celeborn happened to be away in Mirkwood at the moment.
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Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately, all things must come to an end. By reviving a thread that was well passed it's time and expiration date, it caused a rip (or inconsistancy if you will) in the fabric of time, or in the Music. The only way to set everything right again (or else the world would have plunged into total chaos), was for Eru Iluvatar to hit the reset button and start at the very beginning. Thus...Gimli finally found something to eat.
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#6513 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, it was poisoned.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Fortunately, the local wizard had a spare bezoar and, despite the fiction world barriers, did not mind lending it to the dwarf.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, bezoars have an unfortunate side effect on dwarves, and Gimli was turned into an Oliphaunt.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Fortunately, the hare escaped being eaten, and scampered safely away down the west bank of the Anduin
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Unfortunately, hares scare the tusks off oliphaunts, so Gimli, who was standing right by the hare when it ran, fled in a mad fear in the direction of Minas Tirith, leaving destruction in his path.
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#6518 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, Minas Tirith had been magically transported, and Gimil scampered way down south and caused destruction there.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, he angered the Haradrim who started attacking the Lonely Mountain in revenge.
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: May 2012
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Fortunately the Lonely Mountain was prepared for such an attack.
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