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David: Two o'clock, Sean- those two babes from the Lorien set that were eying us earlier-
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Boromir: Someone's hand is on my bum. It's not yours, is it?
Faramir: Don't turn around, I think it was Ioreth. Boromir: Drat her unavoidable advances! |
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Faramir: Look Boromir hot babes at 8 o'clock.
Boromir: Don't bother me now we have a new picture. ![]() Aragorn: I'll be darn it's one of those "Whatever you do, no matter what situation you're stuck in, do not press this button" thingy's. Boromir: I want to press it. Legolas: No! It says don't press it. Boromir: I want to press it so badddd....just this once...
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Bittersweet Symphony
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Will...not...make..."uncloaked"...joke...
When cast members came down with a nasty case of the flu, Peter Jackson immediately remedied the situation by getting cardboard cutouts to act as stand-ins.
or... Boromir and Legolas pretend not to notice that Aragorn's lack of hygiene has grown so bad that his foot fungus is beginning to glow. |
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
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PJ: *off camera* Viggo, this scene won't work if you're not all looking at the same thing!
Viggo: I'm a rebel!
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No one liked Pj's idea of having Legolas cry like a baby after he finds Boromir mortally wounded.
Viggo Mortensen: "Ridiculous!" Sean Bean: "Pj's cracked." Orlando Bloom: "No way I'm going to cry like a baby, sir!"
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Boromir: What in the world is that glowing light?
Legolas: I don't know- but I don't think it's friendly, and it's coming this way. What should we do, Aragorn!? Aragorn: Everyone stare at it and look mad. Maybe we can frighten it away.
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Raffish Rapscallion
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As Boromir & Legolas prepare to take on the newest foe, Aragorn fires up his jetpack & prepares to rocket off to Rivendell, leaving the two suckers to their fate.
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Scion of The Faithful
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Aragorn: It's horrible!
Boromir: I told you we shouldn't have come here. Legolas: Guys, that's just Galadriel with her make-up off. ~*~ (Shameless plug: First "uncloaked" joke.)
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Aragorn: It cannot be?
Boromir: Awesome, I'm the prettiest one here. Legolas: I say we break it.
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Sean: *whispers* I bet I look really studly right now.
Orlando: Not half as studly as me. Sean: Yeah right- you're wearing tights and you don't have a beard. Orlando: You only have the beard to cover up your non-sexy face. PJ: Cut it out, you two! Focus on the scene! Viggo: *thinks to self* I wonder if anyone notices that my arrow quiver is across my chest, or that, since I lost my contacts, I'm probably always looking the wrong place?
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From left to right we have: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
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Scion of The Faithful
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It's the Bad, the Feeling-Pretty, and the . . . uh . . . Scruffy?
That was lame.
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#6494 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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In a game of Werewolf...
Aragorn: It's defiantly Frodo, he's too nice. Boromir: No, no. I think Gandalf; he's kept that cloak on for too long now. Legolas: No! It's Sam! Can't you see! He's getting close to Frodo so he can kill him! Aragorn: Are we going to decide whom to lynch or do we let the wolves win? OR Aragorn's bow sets of fire as Legolas and Boromir try and keep straight faces.
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#6495 |
Mischievous Candle
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The shock was mutual when Charlie met his Angels.
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The actors were unsure about the merits of Peter Jackson's plan to insert a Three Musketeers parody in the middle of Moria.
or... Legolas: *whispers* "Psst! Boromir! I thought you said there were no bears in this cave!" Boromir: "O no, I thought you said....but then....o dear."
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Raffish Rapscallion
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Seeing a party of hundreds of orcs breakdancing to rap music wasn't high on any of the three's memory lists.
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Auspicious Wraith
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Gorn, Legolas and Boro quickly realised that this was an Orc-only nightclub.
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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The three first-time Werewolves hung about uncertainly, not sure who they should kill first.
Or... Legolas: This isn't the bathroom. Boromir(grimly): It is now. Or... As the Orcs rudely challenged Boromir's Disco King title, Aragorn and Legolas knew it was time to step aside... Or... Legolas: Psst, Aragorn, your quiver is on backwards. Aragorn: It's not my quiver. Boromir: Then what... Aragorn: It's an ear of corn. Shut up and don't ask! Or... After Aragorn's left arm was hewn off, he composed a handy sling to keep it in. Boromir and Legolas were not impressed. To continue that... Legolas: C'mon man, it's just an arm, you can grow another one. Boromir: Huh, you think that's a serious injury? Why, one time they chopped off my... Or... Legolas: Aragorn, why are you carrying a baby? Boromir*whine*: Yeah, it's my turn.
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Raffish Rapscallion
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The three remaining Fellowship looked on in surprise as the alien mothership emitted a sickly blue glow. It was Gandalf's turn to be probed, and Aragorn couldn't understand why Legolas was so darn *interested*.
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Upon being confronted by 200,000 Orcs on their doorstep (
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
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PJ: "Ok, you'll all come around the corner, and right there is the King of the Dead."
Viggo: "But isn't Gimli supposed to be with us, and didn't Boromir die?" PJ: "No, I cut Gimli from this part. And we wrote Boromir's resurrection into the script. He was brought back to life by Gandalf." Orlando: "But that is so way off from Tolkien!" PJ: "I don't care. It'll be cool. And besides, this is my 'interpretation' of Lord of the Rings, so I'll do whatever I want." Boromir: *thinking* Good, more screen time for me! OR Boromir: "I told you this was the wrong way." Legolas: "But we followed the map perfectly!" Aragorn: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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Raffish Rapscallion
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The Balrog was enraged to find that Legolas had stolen his tail.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir and Legolas to Gimli(offscreen):So these Mines have a restroom right?
Gimli:Let me show you how a dwarf does it! (hence grossed out look on Aragorn's face
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Aragorn: It cannot be? Do you see what I see?
Legolas: A mob of fangurls! Aragorn: No, Gandalf uncloaked is really Arwen? Legolas: Oh really? I see a mob of fangurls! Boromir: That's not good, but they're not after me. Sorry Legolas. Or if any of you are "Whose Line is it anyway" buffs... Aragorn The scruffy, unclean man: How are we going to solve this one? I don't think I can deal with this by myself. I need some help! (Legolas enters) Legolas: Good grief what do we have here? Aragorn: Oh thank you, just in time Mr. I hope my hair looks good elf guy. We have a crisis here, glowing goop! What do we do? Legolas: Let me fix my hair first, it's all frizzy. (Boromir enters) Boromir: Hey guys, what's going on? Legolas: You arrived just in time Sir I don't care if I die I just want to hack things up. We don't know what to do! Boromir: Well I say... Aragorn: We know, you think we should let you hack all the goop. But really, that won't work. Your sword would just go through it Boromir: Actually I was going to say we should do something about the Cave Troll that was about to eat Frodo, and now just did eat him, but I can see we now have a bigger problem. Legolas: Yes, Goop!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir:I thought he was just a myth....(awestruck)
Legolas: He can't be here...the...the... Aragorn:BarrowWight Gandalf: Fools of a Took (pippin protests in background) The B-W glows green not blue! All three:Oh right...well then what's that? Gandalf: I 'unno.
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Boromir: "What?! The Playboy Mansion?! We were supposed to go to Minas Tirith! Now my city will come to ruin! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Legolas: "Blast! Why couldn't it have misled us to the Elvish Playboy Mansion! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" Aragorn: "Ohh! I LOVE MapQuest!"
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Galadriel the white uncloaked?
OR Legolas: I hate to tell you this Aragorn. But seeing as how we are surrounded by Orcs and have no hope of rescue, I think I ought to. I've been seeing Arwen behind your back. Aragorn: Is that so? I've been seeing her behind your back! Legolas: YOU BA***D!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Ehk, Original...
After over two weeks, Aragorn finally notices the profound odor surrounding him and his companions.
A: *Sniff...Sniffffff* Do you smell something? I swear, something died in here! L: (Underbreath) Yeah, every bloody thing in here thanks to your pits! B: (Thinks in head) *Sniff* Oh no! I hope it's not me, I only just used Legolas' ManStink-Be-Gone Perfume yesterday! ~ Aesthete
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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And yet again, Captain Obvious to the rescue of those who can't follow the plot
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elve's eyes see?
Legolas: We are in the mines of Moria, and I am with Aragorn and Boromir. Boromir has slung upon his back the mighty shield of Gondor, and Aragorn bears the torch. They are both unshaven but I am clean and smooth. Boromir: What fate is it that has brought us to this terrible place? Legolas: It is the command of Agent Elrond that has sent us upon the Quest of the Ring, to Mount Doom. Ai Ai! A Balrog of Morgoth! I am terribly frightened and we must all flee now before the great monster! |
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Scion of The Faithful
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Legolas: I think that Balrog's mad at us.
Boromir: Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious. Aragorn: What Balrog? Boromir: That one. Aragorn: That can't be a Balrog. It's flying. Boromir: Well, duh! It has wings. Aragorn: Yes, but the wings are just formed from the shadow taking shape around it. I think that's Gothmog. Boromir: What book have you been reading? Gothmog? It's flying, for crying out loud. Aragorn: Well, he must be on his winged steed. Ringwraiths have winged steeds, right? Boromir: Gothmog? A Nazgûl? You must be out of your mind! Legolas: Gothmog? You mean that pink Orc? Both: Shut up!
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Viggo: Guys? I think we're being Punk'd.
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Note the surprise (and slight disgust) as the Fellowship encounter a Starbuck's in Moria.
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The Hobbits try to get Gandalf to look in the other direction so he doesn't notice their latest chemistry experiment.
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Gandalf: Hobbits! Whatever you do! Don't turn around!
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Merry: "We are four hobbits from the Shire. We, uh, have the Ring and are traveling to Mount Doom, so, uh...let us pass! Please."
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Merry: Who goes there? What do you want?
Harry: I'm the gatekeeper. I'm supposed to ask you. or... The Hobbits witness a most unpleasant site of a Cave Troll regurgitating.
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Merry: Good gracious! It seems Fatty really has sucked to much helium this time!
Frodo: Quick! He's floating away!
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