The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum


Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page

Go Back   The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum > Middle-Earth Fun and Games > Middle-earth Mirth
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-02-2005, 12:14 PM   #6401
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Pipe

Continuing Lalwendë's post;

Quote:
Sam: "I wish we'd brought Rosie along..."

Frodo: "Sam, you know she'd have been no use, girls just can't read maps and find directions."

Sam: "So where are we now, Mister Frodo? I'm sure we've already been through this field. Can't we ask someone?"

Frodo: "We're going the right way, Sam, I don't need to ask directions."
Sam: But didn't Gandalf say that Mordor was a terrible place with dragons and pits and Orcs? This doesn’t look like Mordor to me.

Frodo: No, no! He said it was a 'terriblé' place, that’s elvish for "Shire-like" and with Dragons, as in, like the Green Dragon and not Pits, bits... of food. Yes. And Orc? No Orcs. Just... err... err... Forks... yeah, forks!

Sam: Have you been smoking Pippin's pipe again?
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 12:21 PM   #6402
HerenIstarion
Deadnight Chanter
 
HerenIstarion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Posts: 4,244
HerenIstarion is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Send a message via ICQ to HerenIstarion
Frodo: Weren’t we supposed to be having a holiday at a ski resort, Sam?
Sam: Um…er… we is there, we has skis on, hasn’t we now, Master Frodo?
Frodo: Yes, definitely. We lack snow, obviously, though. Should not have come in September, perhaps…
Sam: Er…It said ‘have a wonderful holiday skiing’ on the poster, it did not say when to come… look, Master Frodo, it ain't that bad, they provided an instructor for us after all!
Frodo: For Gandalf’s beard’s sake, Sam, it’s a scarecrow!
Sam: Blimey, I thought that’s how such a foreign thing as instructor should look like…
__________________
Egroeg Ihkhsal

- Would you believe in the love at first sight?
- Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

Last edited by HerenIstarion; 08-02-2005 at 12:30 PM.
HerenIstarion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 12:32 PM   #6403
Formendacil
Dead Serious
 
Formendacil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Send a message via AIM to Formendacil Send a message via MSN to Formendacil
Playing off Kitanna...

Frodo: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Sam: "You sure? This looks a lot like Kansas to me..."
__________________
I prefer history, true or feigned.
Formendacil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 01:33 PM   #6404
Mithalwen
Pilgrim Soul
 
Mithalwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Frodo and Sam get their first glimpse of that villainous duo, Lalwende and Davem, ganging up on a confused gaffer in order to steal his taters....
__________________
“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”

Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
Mithalwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 01:55 PM   #6405
Gelmir
Haunting Spirit
 
Gelmir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Lothlorein
Posts: 62
Gelmir has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Gelmir
Pipe Frodo and Sam, walking in a field.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo. The ents are coming!
Frodo: Sam, Like I'd believe that...

OR

Sam: I remember standing on the yellow floor.
Frodo: Don't worry, It's only gone-off quick sand. See there's the expiry date, on that man.
Sam: It says, 'made in the Shire'... That's a scarecrow! I'm going to Die!
Frodo: Just don't make a noise.

~Gelmir~
__________________
No more knee caps for you!
No more Life for you!
And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!
Gelmir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 02:30 PM   #6406
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up It's not been done yet! I cannot belive it!

Sam saw Gandalf the grey... with a cloak? What's the world coming to?
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 03:36 PM   #6407
Morsul the Dark
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Morsul the Dark's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
Morsul the Dark is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Morsul the Dark is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Hobbit Teen Help Videos


Sam: Mr. Frodo you can't runaway just 'cuz Mr.Bilbo punished you for using pipe weed

Frodo: He doesn't get how hard it is to be me!

Sam:Yeah but...ummm...LINE?!


Edit:Just so you know that ending came from an abrupt brainfart if you will
__________________
Morsul the Resurrected
Morsul the Dark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 08:09 PM   #6408
The Elf-warrior
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
The Elf-warrior's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
The Elf-warrior is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Send a message via Skype™ to The Elf-warrior
Sam: "Mr. Frodo, what kind of grain are we walking through?"

Frodo: "Corn."

Sam: "Do you mean maize?"

Frodo: "Look, I don't have the slightest idea what grain we're walking through but I know there's no grain in Mordor now shut up!!"
__________________
Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.
The Elf-warrior is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 08:27 PM   #6409
Gurthang
Sword of Spirit
 
Gurthang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
Gurthang has just left Hobbiton.
(This is a blatant spin off of the already overdone Wizard of Oz captions. )
Frodo: "That strange lady said to follow the yellow brick road, but this path she set us on doesn't look like bricks to me."
Sam: "Well, at least its yellow."
Frodo: "That scarecrow! He's pointing a different way now!"

OR

Sam: "Why do I have to carry all the bags?"

OR

Frodo: "Oh, look, a cool looking lever." *pull* *sirens and flashing lights*
Scarecrow: "Thank you for pulling the Middle-earth self-destruct lever. Middle-earth will be drowned in the Sea in 10 minutes. Have a nice day."
Frodo: *faint*
Sam: "Not again!"
__________________
I'm on a Mission from God.
Gurthang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 08:38 PM   #6410
Boromir88
Laconic Loreman
 
Boromir88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
Send a message via AIM to Boromir88 Send a message via MSN to Boromir88
White Tree

Sam: Where's this picture Jackson sent us looking for?

Frodo: He said the scarecrow marks the spot...



Peter Jackson: See Bernard, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and since I can't figure out a way to clear out all these orcs. Your charge is going to be basically worthless since I have to bring in the dead Army, so were just going to scrap that part. You can sit on the hill and watch it if you wish?

Or

Mr. Hill isn't very interested in Jackson's reciting of The Canterbury Tales.
__________________
Fenris Penguin
Boromir88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 08:41 PM   #6411
mormegil
Maundering Mage
 
mormegil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Sam: I just can't believe those things that The Guy Who Be Short said about me, now that Mormegil fellow seems to be spot on with Bilbo.

Frodo: I've told you Sam I'm not getting into it.


To fully understand please read the favorite hobbit poll.

Edit: Cross post--obviously for the Frodo and Sam pic.
__________________
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
mormegil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 08:44 PM   #6412
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Theoden isn't quite sure what to make of his new councellor...

Theoden: "I think I liked Grima better."
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 08:50 PM   #6413
Oddwen
Drummer in the Deep
 
Oddwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
PJ: No Bernard, you eat what the caterers bring. And yes, I *do* know that they didn't bring any sandwiches...with or without ham!

Or...

PJ: Don't worry Bernard, it says here that Gandalf will be cloaked.

Or...

PJ: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Or...

PJ: Wow, I didn't know you were an aspiring poet, Bernard, but this is hardly the time.

Or...

PJ: What is this? An actual copy of Lord of the Rings? On my set?!? What is this frippery and skulduggery! Tom Bombadil? Farmer Maggot? Giant Wolves? A Ladylike Arwen? A Legolas who is not a mere stuntspiece but an actual fleshed-out character?? Bother and Rubbish!
__________________
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door


Last edited by Oddwen; 08-02-2005 at 08:59 PM. Reason: Now, with neck-twisting action!
Oddwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 09:00 PM   #6414
Boromir88
Laconic Loreman
 
Boromir88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
Send a message via AIM to Boromir88 Send a message via MSN to Boromir88
Jackson: Ok Bernard, pretend I'm Eowyn...(in Eowyn's voice) "Uncle, Uncle, your son is wounded. Uncle will you not comfort me?"

Bernard: I don't get paid enough for this...
__________________
Fenris Penguin
Boromir88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 09:09 PM   #6415
Gurthang
Sword of Spirit
 
Gurthang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
Gurthang has just left Hobbiton.
Peter Jackson: "You're three days late?! How?!"
Bernard Hill: "I told you; I got lost."
Jackson: "But you had directions. Let me see those."
*PJ studies directions*
Jackson: "No, these are all wrong. You should've gone left at the stoplight, not straight!"
Hill: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
__________________
I'm on a Mission from God.
Gurthang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 09:30 PM   #6416
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

PJ: "Look, Tolkien said it, right...here. Two Towers, and I quote: "And the Elves marched to Helm's Deep, & the studly Legolas pronounced "That is no Orc horn!", & Aragorn greeted Haldir over-enthusiastically, & Theoden looked on wide eyed..." so do the scene, okay?"

Hill: "But PJ, that's just a piece of paper with your handwriting all over it."

PJ: "Bernard, the problem with you is you can't take something at face value. You just act the scene & leave the changing-er-interpreting of Tolkien's works to me, okay?"
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 09:46 PM   #6417
Kitanna
Child of the West
 
Kitanna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Shield

Bernard's Brain: Peter's poetry is some of the worst I've ever heard! Second only to the Vogons.
__________________
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
Kitanna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 09:51 PM   #6418
Formendacil
Dead Serious
 
Formendacil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Send a message via AIM to Formendacil Send a message via MSN to Formendacil
Theoden is more than a little leery, and rightly so, about the timetraveller from the Seventh Age. No Aelfwine, he.
__________________
I prefer history, true or feigned.
Formendacil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 10:23 PM   #6419
mormegil
Maundering Mage
 
mormegil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
The guy in the baseball cap in the back gives his meanest expression to PJ for not choosing him to be Theoden.
__________________
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
mormegil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2005, 10:39 PM   #6420
Bêthberry
Cryptic Aura
 
Bêthberry's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,996
Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Boots

Captain H. M. "Howling Mad" Murdock--the guy in the back with the baseball cap--wonders how they plan to use the helicopter in this one.
__________________
I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.
Bêthberry is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 03:02 AM   #6421
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

To stop Peter from telling his awful jokes, Bernard had to hand him his bill.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 06:13 AM   #6422
SamwiseGamgee
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
SamwiseGamgee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
SamwiseGamgee has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

PJ: So it says here that you slapped Ian McKellan square in the face and called him a primadonna bitch.

Bernard Hill
: Whatever!
__________________
-- Well, I'm back.
SamwiseGamgee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 06:19 AM   #6423
Kath
Everlasting Whiteness
 
Kath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via MSN to Kath
PJ: I'm sorry Bernard, this is some great writing but I just don't think the audience will relate as well to a camp king.
__________________
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
Kath is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 07:17 AM   #6424
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Boots

Jackson: "Is this bill correct? Did you spent $12000 on lattes?!"

Hill: "....yeah, so?"
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 07:56 AM   #6425
CaptainofDespair
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
CaptainofDespair's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
CaptainofDespair has just left Hobbiton.
PJ: Bernard, can you read this letter? It's from Christopher Lee, but I cannot, for the life of me, make out what it says. I think he's trying to tell me he's pining, but for what, I do not know.

Bernard: Hmm. Actually, I think he's whining, about you cutting out his scenes.
CaptainofDespair is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 08:33 AM   #6426
Gil-Galad
Psyche of Prince Immortal
 
Gil-Galad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
Gil-Galad has been trapped in the Barrow!
Send a message via MSN to Gil-Galad
Bernard: So i run in and try and save as many of the patients as i can from the lions right?

PJ: what? no, you just walk over to the tent there

Bernard: and then i sacrifice myself by going down with the ship!

PJ:err...which movie do you think this is?

Bernard: The Life and times of Bernard Hill and his Horse Daffodil?
__________________
Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
Gil-Galad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 12:09 PM   #6427
Kitanna
Child of the West
 
Kitanna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Shield

Bernard's Brain: Peter seems to have some sort of a stain on his shirt...should I tell him? No, I'll just let him be embarassed. That'll teach him to shun my "Theoden kills the Witch King and Sauron and becomes king of Gondor and Rohan" idea.
__________________
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
Kitanna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 12:34 PM   #6428
Lalwendë
A Mere Boggart
 
Lalwendë's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Peter: "And nowww, the end is near, and so I face...the final curtainnn..."

Bernard (thinks) : "I wish he'd stop hogging that karaoke machine, he's got a voice like an Orc gargling with gravel."
__________________
Gordon's alive!
Lalwendë is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 12:35 PM   #6429
dancing spawn of ungoliant
Mischievous Candle
 
dancing spawn of ungoliant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
dancing spawn of ungoliant has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to dancing spawn of ungoliant
A tribute to sigs in foreign languages

PJ: I don't get this: "Pas de lieu Rhone que nous."

Hill: I know! It's really nerve-racking!
__________________
Fenris Wolf
dancing spawn of ungoliant is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 12:39 PM   #6430
Orominuialwen
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Orominuialwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA)
Posts: 632
Orominuialwen has just left Hobbiton.
PJ: What do you mean, you don't think Aragorn is a wolf? Have you even read the brilliant analysis of all his posts that I've written here?
__________________
Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)
Orominuialwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 12:59 PM   #6431
Naz
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
Naz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
Posts: 288
Naz has just left Hobbiton.
As PJ rambles on & on, Bernard Hill spaces out. Meanwhile, in the background, the Rohirrim soldiers huddle & trade Poke'mon cards.

Ok, lame. > >;
Naz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 01:31 PM   #6432
Lalwendë
A Mere Boggart
 
Lalwendë's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Peter: "This note from your mum, excusing you from the scene at Helm's Deep when it rains? Well, it looks suspiciously like your own handwriting, Bernard..."
__________________
Gordon's alive!
Lalwendë is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 02:33 PM   #6433
The Elf-warrior
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
The Elf-warrior's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
The Elf-warrior is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Send a message via Skype™ to The Elf-warrior
PJ: "Ok, Mr. Hill, we've got you scheduled to fight Ian McKellan at 8 o'clock."

Mr. Hill: "PJ, this Lord of the Rings, not geriatric boxing."
__________________
Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.
The Elf-warrior is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 03:09 PM   #6434
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Bernard glumly decides that although PJ's puns are bad, his poetry is verse.
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 03:17 PM   #6435
Nimrodel_9
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Nimrodel_9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
Nimrodel_9 has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Nimrodel_9
White Tree

PJ: Look! It's the new pic!

Pippin: Minas Tirith!
Gandalf: Minas Tirith!
Shadowfax: It's only a model.
__________________
*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
Nimrodel_9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 03:34 PM   #6436
Kath
Everlasting Whiteness
 
Kath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via MSN to Kath
Shadowfax: You know Gandalf if you get that staff caught up in my heels one more time I promise you I will throw you off.
__________________
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
Kath is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 03:35 PM   #6437
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Shadowfax had had more than the legal drinking limit - as evidenced by his failure to walk a straight line.
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 03:46 PM   #6438
mormegil
Maundering Mage
 
mormegil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Ode to Otto

Pippin: (speaking about seeing the majesty of Minas Tirith) You don't need pipe weed to enjoy this! Just to enhance it!
__________________
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
mormegil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 04:12 PM   #6439
Boromir88
Laconic Loreman
 
Boromir88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
Send a message via AIM to Boromir88 Send a message via MSN to Boromir88
White Tree

Pippin: Hmm, this looks like an awfully similar setting to Helm's Deep.
__________________
Fenris Penguin
Boromir88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2005, 04:14 PM   #6440
CaptainofDespair
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
CaptainofDespair's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
CaptainofDespair has just left Hobbiton.
Pippin: Are we there, yet?

Gandalf: You've asked that already. *sighs* And yes, we are almost there.

Pippin: Okay, Grandpa Gandy...

Gandalf:...*sighs*
CaptainofDespair is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:57 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.