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Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-27-2005, 01:04 AM

Sam almost fell for the lifelike wax statues of Frodo, Merry, and Pippin.

Fortunately, he noticed that Merry's carrot wasn't broken.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2005, 02:21 AM

Pippin: I think I'm going to be sick!
Frodo: I know, it’s horrible!
Sam: I can't stand the sight of it!
Merry: What? It's only a new picture!

Gimli: Well I disagree; I think everyone will want to buy my sofa designs!

Lhunardawen · 07-27-2005, 02:27 AM

Legolas and Gimli engage in dead-Orc wrestling.

Lhunardawen · 07-27-2005, 02:32 AM

Legolas realizes that weak eyes are a sign of age: he missed an Orc.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-27-2005, 02:57 AM

Gimli found a perfect spot for having a picnic.

Holbytlass · 07-27-2005, 05:30 AM

Gimli: "Row, row, row your boat..."
Legolas: You're pathetic!
G: Nonsense, I'm just hungry, look! plenty of dark meat around!
L: ew!

The first inconceivable joke.

Kath · 07-27-2005, 05:40 AM

Legolas: Time to go!

Gimli: I can't, my axe is stuck.

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-27-2005, 06:25 AM

Gimli had to admit that his brain surgery clinic was not turning out to be a great success.

CaptainofDespair · 07-27-2005, 06:41 AM

Legolas: Come on, Gimli!
Gimli: No!
Legolas: Please?!
Gimli: I've been tosed enough today...
Legolas: You let Aragorn toss you...
Gimli: Oh...alright...but only once...

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-27-2005, 07:06 AM

Gimli: And so you see, if I tilt my axe thus, his left leg will raise ...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-27-2005, 07:12 AM

The Orc was beginning to regret that last 'short joke'.

Gil-Galad · 07-27-2005, 07:25 AM

Gimli tried his best 'Conan O'Brien' impression by pulling the lever

The Only Real Estel · 07-27-2005, 07:27 AM

Gimli: "Look, I don't see why you're so bent out of shape about this, Legolas. Last time he tried to sell me siding & this time he tried to sell me windows. What do you expect!?"

Kitanna · 07-27-2005, 10:11 AM

Legolas: ?
Gimli: He owed me money.

Formendacil · 07-27-2005, 11:38 AM

Gimli: "Forty-one orks killed, and you STILL have arrows in your quiver? I am beginning to think, Master Elf, that you have not been entirely truthful with me."

Durelin · 07-27-2005, 11:43 AM

Gimli: Hurry up and take the picture, you bloody elf, me leg's falling asleep!

THE Ka · 07-27-2005, 11:47 AM

Gimli: Like my Orc-Skin sofa? It's new...

Legolas: OOh! Can we paint it pink?

---------------------------------
Or...

Gimli: Welcome to Gimli's Orc-sofa Store! Where we custom only in the finest Orc-skin Sofas, Loveseats, Recliners, foot-rests and MORE!

Legolas: Yes, I have this coupon for a 90% discount on anything pink...

Gimli: Yeah... We're trying to get rid of those... Ruins the majority of the customer-base...

~ Ka

Bêthberry · 07-27-2005, 12:11 PM

Legolas finds his action figure toy dwarf in the bottom of a box of cracker-Orcs.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-27-2005, 12:26 PM

Legolas was never keen on introducing Gimli to his other friends.

wilwarin538 · 07-27-2005, 12:31 PM

Gimli: What kind of a stupid orc would put supper glue all over his own back!?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2005, 12:44 PM

Ka, you stole my idea!

!

Its nice to be appreciated.

Anyway;

Gimli: Sorry Legolas, I did not realise it was your mother.

The Only Real Estel · 07-27-2005, 01:17 PM

Gimli wasn't going to let another Uruk finish a "your momma's so short" joke.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 07-27-2005, 02:29 PM

Legolas: Gimli has stuck his axe into that orc's head and is now sitting upon the beast.

the guy who be short · 07-27-2005, 02:32 PM

Gimli cannot help but wonder what Legolas tastes like.

SamwiseGamgee · 07-27-2005, 02:48 PM

Some felt Gimli had overreacted to the sight of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

the guy who be short · 07-27-2005, 03:08 PM

Gimli doesn't appreciate Legolas' criticism of his new Pickaxe Headware.

The Only Real Estel · 07-27-2005, 03:31 PM

A Conneticut Drummer in King Theoden's Court

After somehow being transported back to Middle Earth, popular drummer Gim LeGam decided to show off a little 'magic'...

Gim: "Now watch carefully everyone...when I give the word (rattles axe)...this clearly dead Uruk shakes & shudders!"

*Audience give wild applause*

Gim (under his breath): "Hehe, good thing they haven't heard of a nervous system yet!"

Lalwendë · 07-27-2005, 04:09 PM

Gimli: "I am not moving an inch until someone owns up to plaiting my beard while I was drunk!"

Boromir88 · 07-27-2005, 04:42 PM

Look Mr. Prancy Elf like I told all these other raving fans, David Beckham is not taking any photos, with ANYONE.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-27-2005, 06:55 PM

Legolas: My dear dwarf! Whatever are you doing to that poor man?!
Gimli: He called me short!

or

Gimli: Help! My right hand appears to be missing!

or

Legolas: Gimli! I... I thought what we had was special!
(Sorry about that. It wasn't in my nature.)

Nim

Oddwen · 07-27-2005, 07:30 PM

The "'Obbits! Four 'Obbits!" pic:

Merry, Frodo and Sam admire the "art gallery" while Pippin repeatedly gets kicked in the *ahem*.

Current pic...

Gimli stares with interest at the Killer Bees that Legolas used to feather his arrows.

Or...

Gimli: Are those my aquarium fish?!?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-27-2005, 08:44 PM

Legolas: Why, Gimli, why?

Gimli: He called me female. Must have gotten it from that guy in the Downs.

Lhunardawen · 07-28-2005, 02:18 AM

Gimli: Lease him, or I'll cut his throat.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-28-2005, 03:00 AM

Legolas: Ah, so this is why no one asks directions from a Dwarf.

OR

Gimli: Well, that's my hair dressing business over.

Legolas: Thank goodness! *Protects hair*

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2005, 07:25 AM

Gimli: what took you so long?

Legolas: sorry, i had to oggle at my relflection

The Only Real Estel · 07-28-2005, 08:02 AM

Gimli: "I'm sure I'll be getting a werewolf any moment now!"

Legolas: "Maybe we should build a gallows?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-28-2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Gimli: "I'm sure I'll be getting a werewolf any moment now!"

Legolas: "Maybe we should build a gallows?"

Gimli: No, I think my method works better!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-28-2005, 08:20 AM

Legolas: Way to go, Gimli! You just killed our Seer.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-28-2005, 08:56 AM

A machine gun: $1 500
Super glue: $2
Not letting any pointy-ear outscore you: Priceless.

WaynetheGoblin · 07-28-2005, 11:17 AM

Legalos: Gimly hurry up Gimly: I cant this orcs brain likes my axe.

07-27-2005, 01:04 AM	#6201
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	A cunning trick of Sauron. Sam almost fell for the lifelike wax statues of Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Fortunately, he noticed that Merry's carrot wasn't broken. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-27-2005, 02:21 AM	#6202
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: I think I'm going to be sick! Frodo: I know, it’s horrible! Sam: I can't stand the sight of it! Merry: What? It's only a new picture! Gimli: Well I disagree; I think everyone will want to buy my sofa designs! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2005, 02:27 AM	#6203
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	How the glorious have fallen... Legolas and Gimli engage in dead-Orc wrestling. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 07-27-2005 at 02:33 AM.

07-27-2005, 02:57 AM	#6205
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Gimli found a perfect spot for having a picnic. __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-27-2005, 05:30 AM	#6206
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gimli: "Row, row, row your boat..." Legolas: You're pathetic! G: Nonsense, I'm just hungry, look! plenty of dark meat around! L: ew! The first inconceivable joke. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII Last edited by Holbytlass; 07-27-2005 at 05:47 AM.

07-27-2005, 02:32 AM	#6204
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Legolas realizes that weak eyes are a sign of age: he missed an Orc.

07-27-2005, 05:40 AM	#6207
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Legolas: Time to go! Gimli: I can't, my axe is stuck. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-27-2005, 06:25 AM	#6208
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gimli had to admit that his brain surgery clinic was not turning out to be a great success. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

07-27-2005, 06:41 AM	#6209
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Legolas: Come on, Gimli! Gimli: No! Legolas: Please?! Gimli: I've been tosed enough today... Legolas: You let Aragorn toss you... Gimli: Oh...alright...but only once...

07-27-2005, 07:06 AM	#6210
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gimli demonstrates the workings of the central nervous system to Legolas Gimli: And so you see, if I tilt my axe thus, his left leg will raise ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

07-27-2005, 07:12 AM	#6211
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Orc was beginning to regret that last 'short joke'. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-27-2005, 07:25 AM	#6212
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Walker Texas Ranger! Gimli tried his best 'Conan O'Brien' impression by pulling the lever __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-27-2005, 07:27 AM	#6213
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gimli: "Look, I don't see why you're so bent out of shape about this, Legolas. Last time he tried to sell me siding & this time he tried to sell me windows. What do you expect!?"

07-27-2005, 10:11 AM	#6214
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Legolas: ? Gimli: He owed me money. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-27-2005, 11:38 AM	#6215
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,312	Gimli: "Forty-one orks killed, and you STILL have arrows in your quiver? I am beginning to think, Master Elf, that you have not been entirely truthful with me." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-27-2005, 11:43 AM	#6216
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Gimli: Hurry up and take the picture, you bloody elf, me leg's falling asleep!

07-27-2005, 11:47 AM	#6217
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gimli: Like my Orc-Skin sofa? It's new... Legolas: OOh! Can we paint it pink? --------------------------------- Or... Gimli: Welcome to Gimli's Orc-sofa Store! Where we custom only in the finest Orc-skin Sofas, Loveseats, Recliners, foot-rests and MORE! Legolas: Yes, I have this coupon for a 90% discount on anything pink... Gimli: Yeah... We're trying to get rid of those... Ruins the majority of the customer-base... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-27-2005, 12:11 PM	#6218
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,989	Legolas finds his action figure toy dwarf in the bottom of a box of cracker-Orcs. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

07-27-2005, 12:26 PM	#6219
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Legolas was never keen on introducing Gimli to his other friends. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-27-2005, 12:31 PM	#6220
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gimli: What kind of a stupid orc would put supper glue all over his own back!?! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-27-2005, 12:44 PM	#6221
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ka, you stole my idea! ! Its nice to be appreciated. Anyway; Gimli: Sorry Legolas, I did not realise it was your mother. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2005, 01:17 PM	#6222
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gimli wasn't going to let another Uruk finish a "your momma's so short" joke.

07-27-2005, 02:29 PM	#6223
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Captain Obvious strikes again Legolas: Gimli has stuck his axe into that orc's head and is now sitting upon the beast.

07-27-2005, 02:32 PM	#6224
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Gimli cannot help but wonder what Legolas tastes like.

07-27-2005, 02:48 PM	#6225
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Some felt Gimli had overreacted to the sight of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-27-2005, 03:08 PM	#6226
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Gimli doesn't appreciate Legolas' criticism of his new Pickaxe Headware.

07-27-2005, 03:31 PM	#6227
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	A Conneticut Drummer in King Theoden's Court After somehow being transported back to Middle Earth, popular drummer Gim LeGam decided to show off a little 'magic'... Gim: "Now watch carefully everyone...when I give the word (rattles axe)...this clearly dead Uruk shakes & shudders!" Audience give wild applause Gim (under his breath): "Hehe, good thing they haven't heard of a nervous system yet!"

07-27-2005, 04:09 PM	#6228
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gimli: "I am not moving an inch until someone owns up to plaiting my beard while I was drunk!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-27-2005, 04:42 PM	#6229
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Look Mr. Prancy Elf like I told all these other raving fans, David Beckham is not taking any photos, with ANYONE. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-27-2005, 06:55 PM	#6230
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Legolas: My dear dwarf! Whatever are you doing to that poor man?! Gimli: He called me short! or Gimli: Help! My right hand appears to be missing! or Legolas: Gimli! I... I thought what we had was special! (Sorry about that. It wasn't in my nature.) Nim __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-27-2005, 07:30 PM	#6231
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	The "'Obbits! Four 'Obbits!" pic: Merry, Frodo and Sam admire the "art gallery" while Pippin repeatedly gets kicked in the ahem. Current pic... Gimli stares with interest at the Killer Bees that Legolas used to feather his arrows. Or... Gimli: Are those my aquarium fish?!? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-27-2005, 08:44 PM	#6232
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	(Kransha, whither art thou?) Legolas: Why, Gimli, why? Gimli: He called me female. Must have gotten it from that guy in the Downs. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 07-28-2005 at 03:13 AM. Reason: word waffling

07-28-2005, 02:18 AM	#6233
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	When good scenes go bad. Gimli: Lease him, or I'll cut his throat.

07-28-2005, 03:00 AM	#6234
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: Ah, so this is why no one asks directions from a Dwarf. OR Gimli: Well, that's my hair dressing business over. Legolas: Thank goodness! Protects hair __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-28-2005, 07:25 AM	#6235
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Gimli: what took you so long? Legolas: sorry, i had to oggle at my relflection __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.