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07-26-2005, 07:15 AM | #6161 |
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Eowyn the Donkey
Eowyn: Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
07-26-2005, 07:44 AM | #6162 |
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Destpite the Fell Beast breathing in her face, Eowyn couldn't help but look past it at Aragorn in his fighting glory.
OR Eowyn(with eyes closed): "There are no monsters under the bed. There are no monsters under the bed. There are no..." OR Fell Beast: "Yes, I would like a leg of cow, please." Butcher Eowyn: "Sorry, we're fresh out of cow leg." Fell Beast: "What?! Oh, Blast! Well, how 'bout a lamb." Butcher Eowyn: "What part of a lamb." Fell Beast: "What part! I don't want a part, I want the whole thing. I've got a big mouth to feed." Butcher Eowyn(under her breath): "You're tellin' me!"
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07-26-2005, 07:50 AM | #6163 |
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Fell Beast: *sings* I want human! I want horsey! Rarrr Mix, Rarr Mix please deliver!
Eowyn: Never! I'm putting you on a diet! |
07-26-2005, 08:25 AM | #6164 |
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Fell Beast: "Oooh, a giant icecicle with a fake handle on it! I'm sooo frightened!"
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07-26-2005, 08:29 AM | #6165 |
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Fell Beast: I will let you pass, if you can answer me these questions three...
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07-26-2005, 09:49 AM | #6166 |
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Eowyn: "Strange, I don't recall seeing Jurassic Park on Karen Wynn Fonstad's map of Middle-earth."
Fell Beast: "I didn't evolve. I was created." Eowyn: "Of course, Jackson Park. How could I overlook it?" (fondly remembering Fonstad's wonderful contributions) |
07-26-2005, 09:53 AM | #6167 |
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Eowyn: Her beauty attracts everything
Fell Beast: "Um, I was wondering....if you'd like to, um, go get a coffee or something?"
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07-26-2005, 10:13 AM | #6168 |
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Fell Beast: I'm telling you, the one I caught was... THIS... big!
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07-26-2005, 10:14 AM | #6169 |
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Why they were all so shocked...
Eowyn: So this is Gandalf the grey uncloaked?
OR W-K: Oh get a room you two!
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07-26-2005, 10:24 AM | #6170 |
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The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Society goes on the offensive when Petere Jackson unveils his new and improved Warg.
"It's even better than the lemming version!" says Jackson. Spokesman for the WWRAS, Eomer of the Rohirrim, declined to comment save for a nasty snarl in the direction of the "Warg".
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07-26-2005, 10:30 AM | #6171 |
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Eowyn: Mommy, look what followed me home. Can I keep it??? PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEE!!!!!!
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07-26-2005, 10:33 AM | #6172 |
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The Fell Beast won the Third Annual Belching Contest hands down.
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07-26-2005, 10:57 AM | #6173 |
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I'd never checked this before but...
...click on 'replies' next to the Captions thread. It shows how many posts you have made in the thread.
I'm second in the list ( ) behind *drumroll* ......Hookbill! A Caption They're so cute when you buy them, but they grow up fast.
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07-26-2005, 11:11 AM | #6174 |
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Wow! 280 (281 now) captions! Something to be proud of, especially as I've only been posting since about page 100. Still...
Caption: *Aragorn walks in* Eowyn: This isn't what it looks like!
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07-26-2005, 11:16 AM | #6175 |
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Fell Beast: Bet you can't lift your arm this high!
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07-26-2005, 11:19 AM | #6176 |
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Eowyn realizes too late that her plan to distract the fell beast will fail when instead of a tender juicy bone she pulls out her sword.
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07-26-2005, 11:49 AM | #6177 |
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Fell Beast: Hurry up my dear with that new picture or I shall eat you.
Eowyn: Right... Upon finding his cloak on the ground... Everyone: Where is he!? Hide your eyes!
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07-26-2005, 11:51 AM | #6178 |
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Hobbits: Too . . . many . . . cameras! Which one do we look at!
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07-26-2005, 11:56 AM | #6179 |
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Frodo: Sam, are you touching me? Wait, Merry?
Merry: Nope, wasn't me, no way. Sam: Ye-I mean, no, Mr. Frodo. |
07-26-2005, 11:59 AM | #6180 |
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I'm sure we've done this before!
Merry: Four silver pennies for a mug of ale! That's outrageous!
Frodo: *sees Ring wraith* I think we have bigger problems!
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07-26-2005, 12:00 PM | #6181 |
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Sam: Mr Frodo, did you just let one slip?
OR Frodo: Sam, that had better not be your hand on my bottom! OR Pippin was really beginning to wish he hadn't supersized his double cheeseburger at the Prancing Pony last night.
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07-26-2005, 12:04 PM | #6182 |
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Pippin is shocked by how his own appearance in the mirror. Merry doesn't notice because he is too busy trying to look sexy. Frodo spots a spider and begins to whimper. While Sam is trying to be like Merry.
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07-26-2005, 12:06 PM | #6183 |
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A potty mouth
As there aren't proper facilities in the wild the Hobbits did their best to shield Pippin while he was relieving himself, each hobbit had their own looks of horror or embarassment.
Sorry it's a bit off color Also could somebody reference me to the first Gandalf the Grey uncloaked joke. I seem to have missed that one...probably before my time.
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07-26-2005, 12:10 PM | #6184 |
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Sam has spotted a bee on Frodo's neck.
OR (in annoucer voice) It's the newest pop music sensation! The Bagstreet Hobbits! *cheering* With lead singer and guitarist Merry. *wild applause* Back-up vocalist Pippin. *hoorays and shouts of 'We love you, Fool'* Samwise the Rapper and Breakdancer! *thunderous applause* And Frodo Baggins on the Drums(notice his signature sword-like drumsticks)! *loudest applause yet* Merry: "Oh, sure, everybody loves the drummer." *disgusted sigh*
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07-26-2005, 12:12 PM | #6185 |
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Witch-King: Have any of you seen a Ring of Power? *makes hand gestures* It's about this big, gold, very tacky, and has a will of its own...
Merry: I didn't see nothin'! Did any of you boys? Pippin: I ain't seen nothin'! Sam: No sirs, I ain't seen no Ring! Frodo: Uhh...uhhh...*fondles Ring* Sam: He ain't seen nothin'! |
07-26-2005, 12:16 PM | #6186 |
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Frodo: "The Gap of Rohan is closed! Now where are we going to buy some clean clothes for Aragorn's wedding?"
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07-26-2005, 12:16 PM | #6187 |
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When Farmer maggot demanded his Bread knife back Frodo was a little reluctant.
OR Merry: *sniff, sniff* Pippin, did you just step in some- Pippin: Shh! Not it's business!
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07-26-2005, 12:20 PM | #6188 |
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Finding the enemy in the House of Mirrors was always so difficult.
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07-26-2005, 12:37 PM | #6189 |
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Frodo, unlike the other hobbits, was oblivious to the fact that Gandalf the Grey was uncloaked.
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07-26-2005, 12:50 PM | #6190 |
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Gottle of Geer
Neither Sam nor Pippin showed any aptitude for ventriloquism - but Frodo and Merry made excellent dummies.....
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07-26-2005, 12:56 PM | #6191 |
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Frodo: Ahh, thanks for scratching that itch, Sam.
Sam: No problem, Mr. Frodo. Merry: Pip, you wouldn't want to do me, would ya? |
07-26-2005, 01:20 PM | #6192 |
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Due to budget cuts, we could only show you four out of the six degrees of Frodo...
~ Ka
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07-26-2005, 01:58 PM | #6193 |
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Those January Sales can get a little rowdy.
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07-26-2005, 02:03 PM | #6194 |
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None of the four hobbits were exactly pictures of innocence when they were questioned about the shop full of shattered ceramics...and the four mallets found on the premises.
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07-26-2005, 02:24 PM | #6195 |
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Eowyn/Fellbeast pic:
Fellbeast: Get in my belly! Hobbit Pic: Since they all have different expressions.... While Pippin got his brains sucked out.... Frodo sees Gandalf the Grey uncloaked Merry: Charlie! Stop talking to me! Sam: I can't believe they gave rolling eyes the ring
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07-26-2005, 02:28 PM | #6196 |
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Spidey
Eowyn/Fell Beast Pic
J. Jonah Jameson (newspaper editor in Spiderman) while holding the picture: "Fell Beast. How do you like that? I made it myself. Winged terror, fell beast, winged steed, these weirdos all have to have a name now." |
07-26-2005, 08:21 PM | #6197 |
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Éowyn pic:
It's hard to have a staring contest against someone who's inside a Fell Beast's mouth.
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07-26-2005, 08:37 PM | #6198 |
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Leggy Jokes Return.
Sam (to Frodo): I told you, we shouldn't have touched his hair.
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07-26-2005, 09:05 PM | #6199 |
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oh I...strongly disliked that movie
Sam: "Look it's those that we do not speak of! Good thing none of us are wearing the bad color! "
(Notice the only one who's remotely frightened is wimpy movie-version Frodo) |
07-27-2005, 12:47 AM | #6200 |
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Eowyn pic
Fell beast: Hey you! You're blocking the camera!
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