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08-03-2009, 11:19 PM | #6081 |
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Unfortunately even if Frodo let her out, she still wanted Bag End and started chasing Frodo with her umbrella.
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08-03-2009, 11:24 PM | #6082 |
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Fortunately, Frodo didn't want Bag End anyway. He had Crickhollow, after all.
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08-04-2009, 04:00 AM | #6083 |
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Unfortunately on the way to Crickhollow there was an unexpected flood, and Frodo had to return to Bag End.
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08-04-2009, 06:06 AM | #6084 |
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Fortunately, he had mushrooms to ease the sorrow of this unfortunate series of events.
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08-04-2009, 07:09 AM | #6085 |
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Unfortunately Gollum ate all the mushrooms.
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08-04-2009, 10:20 AM | #6086 |
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Fortunately a fairy-like creature appeared and gave Frodo a magical flask.
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08-04-2009, 01:51 PM | #6087 |
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Unfortunately, that magical flask contained magical liquid that turned anyone who drank said liquid into a squirrel.
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08-04-2009, 02:03 PM | #6088 |
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Fortunately squirrels are cute and fluffy so everyone thought it actually did Frodo a favor
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08-04-2009, 02:06 PM | #6089 |
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Unfortunately, he was a RABID squirrel!
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08-04-2009, 02:13 PM | #6090 |
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Fortunately Bill Ferney, having failed as a pharmacist and a salesman, tried his luck as an exterminator of rabid and dangerous creatures. "Squirrels, rats, roaches, chinchillas, hamsters, you name it - if it's rabid and dangerous Ferny will get rid of it."
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08-04-2009, 02:58 PM | #6091 |
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Unfortunately Ferny needed a certificate as a licensed
exterminator- only obtainable at MTPU (Minas Tirith Polytechnic University).
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08-05-2009, 12:22 PM | #6092 |
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Fortunately Ferny knew a Bree local who forges documents (and who also does a lot of tax evasions and the like) and had a false diploma from MTPU done.
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08-06-2009, 09:26 PM | #6093 |
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Unfortunately Ferney was swallowed up by Old Man Willow on his way to The Shire
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08-07-2009, 06:37 AM | #6094 |
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Fortunately, the false diploma was still intact.
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08-07-2009, 07:46 AM | #6095 |
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Unfortunately Old Man Willow had a legitimate diploma
(which was what OMW was trying to proudly show Merry when the hobbits thought he was trying to kill him) and so outed Ferny's false one.
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08-07-2009, 02:47 PM | #6096 |
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Fortunately, Tom Bombadil just happened to be walking by.
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08-07-2009, 04:02 PM | #6097 |
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Unfortunately Tom was in OMW's class at MTPU
and honored the old school tie.
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08-07-2009, 04:55 PM | #6098 |
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Fortunately, OMW offered old Tom Bom a pint of ale.
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08-07-2009, 05:04 PM | #6099 |
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Unfortunately that was unwise because offering Tom B a drink is like offering Sauron a monstrous pet to guard Mordor for him
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08-07-2009, 05:44 PM | #6100 |
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Fortunately, it was like offering fluffy and cuddly monstrous pet.
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08-07-2009, 05:56 PM | #6101 |
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Unfortunately, the fluffy pet had long, venomous, fangs and liked using them!
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08-07-2009, 06:24 PM | #6102 |
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Fortunately, they were too blunt to do any real damage.
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08-08-2009, 08:52 AM | #6103 |
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Unfortunately, they did not have to be sharp, due to their large size.
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08-09-2009, 01:57 PM | #6104 |
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Fortunately, he had a problem with not loosing all of his teeth.
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08-10-2009, 01:59 AM | #6105 |
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Unfortunately the fluffy monster's fur was also poisonous.
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08-10-2009, 05:19 AM | #6106 |
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Fortunately, the poison merely caused one to crave mushrooms.
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08-10-2009, 06:10 AM | #6107 |
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Unfortunately, there was no longer any mushrooms as Gollum ate them all.
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08-10-2009, 06:17 AM | #6108 |
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Fortunately Lobelia put up lots of canned mushrooms.
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08-10-2009, 05:41 PM | #6109 |
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Unfortunately, they had gone rotten due to a spell by Saruman.
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08-10-2009, 06:46 PM | #6110 |
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Fortunately fluffy monsters enjoy spoiled
mushrooms as a dietary supplement and had a pleasant afternoon tea party.
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08-10-2009, 08:58 PM | #6111 |
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Unfortunately the spoiled mushrooms and the liquid in which they were canned in caused tummy trouble for the fluffy monsters.
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08-11-2009, 05:15 AM | #6112 |
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Fortunately, they had some special medicine to help their stomachs.
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08-11-2009, 06:02 AM | #6113 |
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Unfortunately their mums were very upset that they
drank the liquids and sent them to bed without any dessert.
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08-11-2009, 07:02 AM | #6114 |
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Fortunately, their mums also decided to give them tummy rubs.
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08-11-2009, 08:19 AM | #6115 |
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Unfortunately their dads thought that their mums' having to rub them made them spoiled.
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08-12-2009, 07:50 AM | #6116 |
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Fortunately their dads were intimidated when the
Spanish Inquisition appeared and accused them of heresy, (worshiping Sauron as a god) and demanded that they CONFESS! CONFESS!
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08-12-2009, 08:24 AM | #6117 |
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Unfortunately for the inquisitors, the witch king showed up and killed them all.
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08-12-2009, 09:54 AM | #6118 |
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Fortunately, the witch-king was wearing pink at the time.
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08-12-2009, 11:05 AM | #6119 |
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Unfortunately, just before they were killed the inquisition informed the Witch-king that pink was passe and hulmiliated him; causeing him to forget what he was doing there and run back home to change
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08-12-2009, 11:10 AM | #6120 |
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Fortunately he had perfected teleportation, so it didn't take the Wiki long to be back in his normal black robes.
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