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#6081 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: Saruman, you're fly is undone.
Saruman: ... ... ... Blast! OR Gandalf: do you ever get the feeling we are being watched?
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#6082 |
Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
Posts: 2,343
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Gandalf spreading gossip to Saruman
Gandalf: And you know what Ioreth said? She agreed! And she did these awful swoony eyes, y'know. Radagast and Ioreth are an item, can you imagine?! I was so shocked, I tell you, but it's absolutely true! And then... |
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#6083 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Gandalf: Idiot! How many times have I told you not to let journalists in here? Our photo will be on the front page of every paper! No checkers for you tonight.
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#6084 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
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Gandalf: So I was, like, whatever, Elrond!
Saruman: No! Gandalf: Yeah, you should have seen his face! And he was, like, "Come on, Gandalf, be reasonable." Saruman: Huh, that is so uncool! Gandalf: I know! So I was, like, come on, you old elf-git, what you gonna do to me! Saruman:Elf-git! Haha! What did he say? Gandalf: Well, he was all, like, "Gandalf, if you do not stop this immature behaviour you will not be going with the fellowship." Saruman: What a little bitch! He thinks he is so important! What'd you say to him? Gandalf: I said to him, "Well then, don't send me on that stupid fellowship! Like I'd want to hang out with some midgets, an airy-fairy elf and a couple of Rambo wannabes!" Saruman: No way! Gandalf: Yeah. So he was all, like, "Gandalf, I forbid you to go on this quest!" Saruman: So what happened? Gandalf: I just said to him, "Look at my face. Does it look bothered?" Saruman: Cool. Gandalf: I know.
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#6085 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gandalf: "Let's try it once more. Where are we?"
Saruman: "Um........castle?" Gandalf: "No, you idiot! It's a garden. A garden!"
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#6086 |
Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Gandalf: If you can walk down this path without running off and trying to cut all the trees down, your rehabilitation will be complete.
OR Gandalf inspects Saruman's ear to make sure no spiders crawled in during the night.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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#6087 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Bee stings were deadly to Wizards, so in dealing with the little blighters they had to use the utmost stealth.
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#6088 |
Estelo dagnir, Melo ring
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,063
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Gandalf: Do you really think those trees behind us are real? I think CGI Sauron is up to his tricks again...
Saruman: I thought that sort of thing only happened in Fangorn. |
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#6089 |
Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,644
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Gandalf: Okay now that we're the shirriff's what do you think our strategy should be?
Saruman: *mutters* make me a shirriff! I'll make them pay! I should be the seer!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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#6090 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
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Gandalf: Yes, there definitely is a small wesel living in your head. Here, weasel, weasel...
Saruman: Um...ok.
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#6091 |
Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,451
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Isengard had been idyllic woodland until the Diarmuid Gavin makeover.....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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#6092 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
Posts: 288
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Gandalf: Oh!
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#6093 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Saruman: Don't look now, but that tree is taking photos of us...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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#6094 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Gandalf: i think those darn kids again are on our lawn
Saruman: those fiends
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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#6095 |
Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "Can you believe that cursed Jackson fellow? I swear this scene probably won't even be in the bloody movie!"
Saruman: "I know, I know." |
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#6096 |
Estelo dagnir, Melo ring
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,063
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Gandalf: Sauron watches 'Gillmore Girls', pass it on.
Saruman: *gigglesnort* |
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#6097 |
Fluttering Enchantment
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Gandalf: I think those girls over there are looking at us.....don't look!
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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#6098 |
A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf and Saruman at the 18th hole.
Gandalf: "You fool! I told you to remember to bring a tie! They won't let you in the clubhouse for a whisky now you know!"
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Gordon's alive!
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#6099 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandy: Dude...gimmie some of your 'tots.
Saruman: Get your own, gosh!
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#6100 |
Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Confessions of a (former) Teenage Drama Queen, Part 2
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#6101 |
Dead Serious
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Gandalf: "Are those fangirls looking at... US?"
Saruman: "You don't see Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, or any of THEM around here, do you?"
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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#6102 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: "Now don't tell anyone but I'm breeding wolves."
Gandalf: "Wolfhounds?" Saruman: "Wolves. You know, yip, yip, yip, howl!" Gandalf: (To himself.) "Uh, oh."
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#6103 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Gandalf: Don't look now but those trees are moving. I said don't look!
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#6104 |
Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Gandalf: Shall we catch a look at Luthien?
Saruman: Really? She dances here, not back at the club? Oh, yes, do! |
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#6105 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Gandalf: "We must find a way to counter Sauron."
Saruman: *whispering* "Ok, but we have to talk very quietly." Gandalf: *whispering* "Fine, I'll talk very quietly." Saruman: "What?"
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#6106 |
Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Gandalf (whispers): Melian, let us elope to the Undying Lands.
Saruman: I thought you'd cut down your pipeweed smoking?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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#6107 |
Fluttering Enchantment
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Gandalf: Look over there. Its a new pic.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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#6108 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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It was bad luck for one Orc when Treebeard had one too many gin and tonics.
OR Treebeard: Where in Middle Earth am I supposed to be?
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#6109 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Treebeard adds aerobics to the ever-growing list of classes he doesn't really fit into.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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#6110 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Treebeard found that doing yoga in the midst of a battlefield resulted in a surprising amount of enemy casualties.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Treebeard auditions for the new Martial Arts flick: Crouching Tallguy, Whirling Goblins or House of the Flying Orcses.
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#6112 |
Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Treebeard had had enough of those damned motorcycle cops running out into his path to flag him down and give him a ticket.
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#6113 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Orcs have just seen Gandalf the grey _______
Fill in the blank! OR That's not Treebeard, its Gandalf the grey! But without a cloak! (ha ha! a twist on the story!)
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#6114 |
Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Treebeard decided to show those cocky Orcs a thing or two about breakdancing.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Courtside at the Orcen Warriors vs. Slayers basketball game:
Having had enough of Little Annoying Johnny's lip, Referee Treebeard proved that 'kicked out of the game' is not always just a figurative term. |
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#6116 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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The orc's futuristic plasma gun(top left) did little good when fighting Treebeard, who simply punched the orc and hurled the gun out of the fray.
OR Treebeard auditioned for the 'Boromir the Disco King Presents: Middle-Earth Hip-Hop' dance video (just $37.95), but it turns out he had two left feet. OR Treebeard has always wanted a cute pet orc, but they are just too slippery to catch!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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One of the most exciting things (to the orc children) about Treebeard, is that he can spin you around by your legs.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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#6118 |
Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Treebeard & Co. slowly swayed to the music of the giant pipe organ in the distance.
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Having been bitten by a radioactive frog, Treebeard found himself gaining amphibian traits. Now, he saves Middle-earth as the Amazing . . . FroggieEnt!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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#6120 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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In a remarkable show of intelligence, the Orcs glue Treebeard's feet to the floor.
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