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07-16-2005, 05:20 PM | #6001 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: "No! I did not turn the sun red!"
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07-16-2005, 05:35 PM | #6002 |
Child of the West
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Teacher Gandalf to his students: Now how many times must I tell you young whippersnappers not to pick on Frodo and Sam?
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07-16-2005, 07:10 PM | #6003 |
Haunting Spirit
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Elrond: Now Mithrandir, please be reasonable!
Gandalf: I mean it Elrond, I won't budge on this one. Aragorn, if you don't march your little tooshie into that shower by the time I count to ten the quest is off! 1...2...3..... TB12 |
07-17-2005, 01:42 AM | #6004 |
Alive without breath
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Elrond: Is this really necessary?
Gandalf: Yes it is! We are not leaving until whoever took my hat owns up to it!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-17-2005, 02:16 AM | #6005 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"Well someone has to take the Ring to Mount Doom" said Gandalf.
" Ok, but dont look at me, my old war wound is playing up" replied Elrond, pointing to his appendix scar. |
07-17-2005, 05:31 AM | #6006 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Gandalf's lecture #57: On Elrond trying on Arwen's dresses.
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07-17-2005, 06:35 AM | #6007 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Those little embarrassing moments . . .
Gandalf: Sorry. That was me.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-17-2005, 06:52 AM | #6008 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Elvish grooming
Gandalf: "Now that you lot have finally left the salon....can we get down to business?"
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07-17-2005, 07:31 AM | #6009 |
Alive without breath
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It's musical chairs. There is one seat left. Gandalf and Elrond look at each other and then at the chair... What happens next?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-17-2005, 07:59 AM | #6010 |
Laconic Loreman
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The Inquisition gets down to business....
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07-17-2005, 08:27 AM | #6011 |
Alive without breath
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Gandalf: Sauron made The Ring, in order to- Elrond! Stand up! What are you sniggering about?
Elrond: Nothing, sir. Gandalf: Well, it seems to be a highly amusing 'nothing'. Why not share the joke with the rest of the class?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-17-2005 at 08:28 AM. Reason: Rats in the pipes |
07-17-2005, 12:36 PM | #6012 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: Well I never! Elrond if I must explain it to you, it's not a purse it's a man bag and it's considered very fashion forward.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
07-17-2005, 03:27 PM | #6013 |
A Mere Boggart
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Aragorn: "Parp!"
Gandalf: "How dare you! That is disgusting!" Aragorn: "It wasn't me! It was that Legolas, he's stuck a whoopee cushion on my chair! Honest!"
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Gordon's alive!
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07-17-2005, 03:33 PM | #6014 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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To continue from Lalwendë:
Legolas: *evil grin*
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
07-17-2005, 04:59 PM | #6015 |
Auspicious Wraith
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"Sauron is building an army? Inconceivable!"
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07-17-2005, 05:05 PM | #6016 |
Laconic Loreman
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Elrond: Sit down you old woman.
Gandalf: Man. Elrond: Man, sorry, now sit down. Gandalf: I'm 37. Elrond: What? Gandalf: I'm 37, I'm not old. Elrond: Well I just can't call you man. Gandalf: Well you could have said "Gandalf." Elrond: I didn't know you were called Gandalf. Gandalf: Well you didn't bother to find out did you? Elrond: I did say sorry for calling you an "old woman," but from this far a way you sort of looked... Gandalf: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
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07-17-2005, 05:55 PM | #6017 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fidwit: Have you ever seen him before? Really?
Elrond: yes, for the last time I have. He wears grey, usually has a hat on, is in everyone's business except his own, and has a weird beard-cut. Gandalf ( Jumps up from out of the shadows): I do NOT have a weird beard! `````````````````````````````````````````Or... Elrond: I would like to tell everyone that I have just gotten a hamster and its name is Special Patrol Group. Gandalf: I think Special Patrol Group is a stoooupid name for a hamster! Elrond: Ok I'll change it then. Hello Cliff Richard! Gandalf: You are such a wanna-be! ~ Ka...
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07-17-2005, 06:07 PM | #6018 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Gandy: What do you mean "It's Clobberin' Time"??
Or... Gandy(after a singing troupe of elves had done their routine): That sounded rather rehearsed to me.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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07-17-2005, 08:06 PM | #6019 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Rivendell Special Emergency Meeting.
Gandalf: Elrond, seriously, you need to keep that Estel kid under control. Look what he did to my back!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-17-2005, 08:46 PM | #6020 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: Elrond! We are not going to get anything accomplished is you keep singing O! tra-la-la-lally everytime you look at the dwarves.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
07-17-2005, 08:52 PM | #6021 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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I never want to be a wizard, No! I always wanted to be a Lumberjack! jumping from tree to tree as it floats down the mighty rivers of Britsh Columbia! oh i would sing! sing! sing! I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, i sleep all night and i work all day
Frodo and Sam: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day Gandalf: I cut down trees, i skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put- PJ: Stop it stop it! no singing! theres all the laughter you going to get out of me folks(day keeps on getting worse each time i log on...)
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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07-17-2005, 09:21 PM | #6022 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Say what?
G: E-excuse me???? Your'e calling me old??? Well, you're wearing A DRESS!!!!
E: What, b****?!! Oh no, you didn't!!! (Gil-Galad, do you cut down trees, eat your lunch, and go to the lavatory? Pressing flowers? I thought you were so rugged! *runs away crying*)
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07-18-2005, 01:55 AM | #6023 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Gandalf: Elrond! What is that...that...atrocious color you're wearing???
Elrond: Oh, this? It's the official color of Mor...dor...oops. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 07-18-2005 at 01:58 AM. |
07-18-2005, 06:24 AM | #6024 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf goes cobra
Gandalf: You say what, sista? Oh, that is so it! I'm gonna bitch slap you outta this council, Elrond!
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07-18-2005, 07:20 AM | #6025 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Topical Barrow-Downs humour
Gandalf will be damned if Eomer of the Rohirrim's gonna feature in his signature...
or Gandalf grumpily concedes that the Villagers are going to win Werewolf VI, and that he will thus lose a bet with Elrond... or Gandalf began to sulk, and muttered something about looking forward to the return of The Barrow-Wight, so that he could administer some severe discipline to those scamps... or Gandalf got turned down by Feanor of the Peredhil, again... or Gandalf just can't think of a funny caption...
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07-18-2005, 08:26 AM | #6026 |
Mischievous Candle
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Staring contests were serious business in Middle-Earth - official games required a dozen of eligible supervisors.
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07-18-2005, 08:56 AM | #6027 |
La Belle Dame sans Merci
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*grin*
Gandalf just got turned down by Eomer of the Rohirrim... again.
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peace
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07-18-2005, 08:57 AM | #6028 |
Gibbering Gibbet
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Gandalf: No! The answer is: "Take the Ring of Power to the Crack of Doom!" That is the fifth question you have got wrong Master Elrond making you the weakest link.
Goodbye! *Ball of fire from Gandalf's staff consumes the Half-Elven* or Gandalf: That's nine votes for the Lord Elrond and eight for Boromir. Master Elrond, the Council has spoken. *Puts out the Half-Elven's torch* Elrond: Good-bye you guys. Stick it to Sauron! Go Fellowship! Fellowship Members: Good-bye Elrond! We are sorry! We love you!! Elrond (muttering): Just wait until the Jury.... Gandalf: Next time on, Survivor: Middle-Earth, Boromir and Aragorn argue over leadership, while Frodo isolates himself further, burdened by the Idol of Power. Meanwhile, things heat up between Legolas and Gimli. Last edited by Fordim Hedgethistle; 07-18-2005 at 09:03 AM. |
07-18-2005, 02:26 PM | #6029 |
Alive without breath
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Groan...
Gandalf: Look, I'm not the only one who's been uncloaked recently *glares at Elrond*
OR Gandalf: No I will not sing Tra la lally!
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07-18-2005, 06:58 PM | #6030 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf: "Look, just because I don't wear some stupid sissy metal circlet thingy doesn't mean I'm a 'virus'!"
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07-18-2005, 09:16 PM | #6031 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Serious planning.
Gandalf: I'm telling you, this will work! We just let the Eagles take the Ring to Mt. Doom!
Elrond: Are you nuts? What about the book Tolkien's writing about me?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-19-2005, 02:55 AM | #6032 |
Alive without breath
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Gandalf: If you lot don't stop bickering, I'm going to stop playing "Who shall I kill first" over in my head, and just go with whatever feels natural. First its me, then it's you, Elrond... wait...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-19-2005, 07:02 AM | #6033 |
Auspicious Wraith
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For all you Brits
Gandalf was getting frustrated having to answer all these questions about Coronation Street: He didn't know what would happen with Shelley and Charlie and he certainly didn't know if Roy Cropper was ever going to get an interesting storyline.
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07-19-2005, 07:45 AM | #6034 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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The hippies convention started with the ever popular who-can-stare-longest-without-blinking competition.
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire
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07-19-2005, 11:31 AM | #6035 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Elrond: Now really Gandalf this has gone far enough. We did one finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, stand up, sit turn, turn around but we are not going to keep moving. In fact we are not going to move at all until we have got this meeting over and done with so sit down!
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07-19-2005, 12:02 PM | #6036 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf & Elrond interrupted the proceedings of the Village Council's Daily Interrogation when they both hotly accused each other of being werewolves.
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07-19-2005, 01:45 PM | #6037 |
A Mere Boggart
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Gandalf: "Look, Elrond, I won't tell you again, I'm sick to death of you hinting about what happens in the new Harry Potter book. I've not finished it yet, so please shut up!"
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Gordon's alive!
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07-20-2005, 05:49 AM | #6038 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I'm so humiliated! No one told me this was an 'elf-robe' affair!
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07-20-2005, 11:13 AM | #6039 |
Laconic Loreman
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Gandalf: I object to you using this picture in an attempt to blackmail me into joining the Fellowship...
Theoden: You put Jelly on my seat!
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07-20-2005, 11:20 AM | #6040 |
Maundering Mage
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Bernard: (under his breath) you know Ian I went for Gandalf as well...you thespian twit! I should be the white not you!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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