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Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 05:48 PM

Fortunately, these particular hobbits' regeneration powers allowed them to regrow their feet.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 05:52 PM

Fortunately, hobbits can hide better than Melkor can seek.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-28-2009, 05:52 PM

Unfortunately for Melkor, the new hobbit
feet proved adept at kicking around orcs and
bad valar.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 05:55 PM

Fortunately, Melkor's sick experiments were thwarted when Ulmo decided to flood his strongholds.

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 06:06 PM

Unfortunately, Manwe got mad at Ulmo for doing all the work.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 06:07 PM

Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care, because Eru liked him more than Manwe.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 06:07 PM

Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care about Manwe's wrath, as soon as Manwe saw that Ulmo didn't care, Manwe got over it.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 06:11 PM

(Unfortunately, there was too much x-posting on this thread)

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 06:19 PM

Fortunately the massive x-posting leads to a system overload which causes all of Arda to blow up and we return to the beginning...

Gimli is hungry

Hakon · 07-28-2009, 06:21 PM

Unfortunately, everything must happen the same way and Gimli wants to go after the fish that Gollum wants.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 06:27 PM

Fortunately, there is no hair/hare confusion this time.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, even though there is not confusion about hair/hare, there was a confusion about the rabbits.

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 06:41 PM

Fortunately, a huge dragon appeared.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-28-2009, 06:42 PM

Unfortunately, the dragon ate the rabbits...

Eönwë · 07-28-2009, 06:50 PM

Fortunately, the rabbits were evil, so everyone was happy.

Boromir88 · 07-28-2009, 06:52 PM

unfortuately the rabbits' evil souls gained possession of the dragon

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-28-2009, 07:14 PM

Fortunately suddenly a red arrow entered the dragon's
stomach and killed the dragon and the evil rabbits souls.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-29-2009, 05:38 AM

Unfortunately, the souls meshed together into an even more monstrous beast.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 07:25 AM

Fortunately for Middle-earth Gollum was very hungry
and ate the monstrous (fish) beast.

Hakon · 07-29-2009, 08:00 AM

Unfortunately, Gollum now grew in size and was possessed by the evil souls.

Valesse · 07-29-2009, 09:38 AM

Fortunately, the evil souls which now possessed Gollum noticed how it was their shortness which had made them so mean -- being laughed out all those years by the bigger, more hunky souls will do that to you!-- and they decided to change their after-lives for the better and do some good!

Nessa Telrunya · 07-29-2009, 10:21 AM

Unfortunately, that was the moment someone decided to throw an apple at them.

Boromir88 · 07-29-2009, 11:32 AM

Fortunately, Roac just happened to be flying by and got hit by the apple instead

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 11:44 AM

Unfortunately the apple flew off and hit Beorn
(and it's not wise to tick off Beorn).

Hakon · 07-29-2009, 11:45 AM

Fortunately, Beorn was sleeping and the apple didn't wake him.

Eönwë · 07-29-2009, 12:19 PM

Unfortunately, it bounced off Beorn and hit an angry Warg.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 12:24 PM

Fortunately Treebeard then caught the apple
and squished the angry warg.

Boromir88 · 07-29-2009, 12:32 PM

Unfortunately angry wargs never travel alone, in fact they like to travel in packs of 1,200

Valesse · 07-29-2009, 12:48 PM

Fortunately, the other 1,199 wargs were busy doing 1,199 different things and did not notice the bouncing apple, nor the squishing of their friend until Treebeard was far away.

...Mind you it must have been 1,199 very involved things considering the time that must have elapsed.

Boromir88 · 07-29-2009, 12:54 PM

Unfortunately all those 1,199 different things had something to do with terrorizing hobbits

Eönwë · 07-29-2009, 01:03 PM

Fortunately, they all caught a rare disease.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 01:55 PM

Unfortunately, they were able to purchase cures
from BIll Ferny's cutrate drug emporium:

"Come on down to Friendly Bill's.
Our Prices Are INSANE!"

Boromir88 · 07-29-2009, 03:05 PM

Fortunately the Arda Drug Administration raided Ferny's Fharmacy, because none of his drugs were ADA approved, and the wargs couldn't get their cure

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-29-2009, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, the ADA failed to arrest Ferny, therefore, he set up shop once again.

Eönwë · 07-29-2009, 03:56 PM

Fortunately, Ferny got attacked by rabid wargs.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 04:00 PM

Unfortunately for them, the wargs died after they bit
Bill Ferny (Bill, of course, was fine).

Hakon · 07-29-2009, 05:59 PM

Fortunately for the wargs, one warg lived and ran off to get the ADA to raid Bill's new shop.

Lindale · 07-30-2009, 05:15 AM

Unfortunately a mutated Orcish archer shot the ADA enforcer with a spiked arrow.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-30-2009, 01:53 PM

What's the "ADA"?

Boromir88 · 07-30-2009, 02:11 PM

Tuor, the Arda Drug Administration...completely made up a few posts back.

Quote:

Originally posted by Boro: Fortunately the Arda Drug Administration raided Ferny's Fharmacy, because none of his drugs were ADA approved, and the wargs couldn't get their cure

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07-28-2009, 05:48 PM	#6001
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07-28-2009, 05:52 PM	#6002
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, hobbits can hide better than Melkor can seek. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 05:52 PM	#6003
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Melkor, the new hobbit feet proved adept at kicking around orcs and bad valar. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-28-2009, 05:55 PM	#6004
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Melkor's sick experiments were thwarted when Ulmo decided to flood his strongholds. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 06:06 PM	#6005
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Unfortunately, Manwe got mad at Ulmo for doing all the work. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 06:07 PM	#6006
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care, because Eru liked him more than Manwe. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 06:07 PM	#6007
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care about Manwe's wrath, as soon as Manwe saw that Ulmo didn't care, Manwe got over it. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 06:11 PM	#6008
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	(Unfortunately, there was too much x-posting on this thread) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 06:19 PM	#6009
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the massive x-posting leads to a system overload which causes all of Arda to blow up and we return to the beginning... Gimli is hungry __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 06:21 PM	#6010
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Unfortunately, everything must happen the same way and Gimli wants to go after the fish that Gollum wants. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-28-2009, 06:27 PM	#6011
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, there is no hair/hare confusion this time. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 06:30 PM	#6012
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, even though there is not confusion about hair/hare, there was a confusion about the rabbits. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 06:41 PM	#6013
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, a huge dragon appeared. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 06:42 PM	#6014
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the dragon ate the rabbits... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-28-2009, 06:50 PM	#6015
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the rabbits were evil, so everyone was happy. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-28-2009, 06:52 PM	#6016
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	unfortuately the rabbits' evil souls gained possession of the dragon __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2009, 07:14 PM	#6017
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately suddenly a red arrow entered the dragon's stomach and killed the dragon and the evil rabbits souls. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-29-2009, 05:38 AM	#6018
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, the souls meshed together into an even more monstrous beast. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-29-2009, 07:25 AM	#6019
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for Middle-earth Gollum was very hungry and ate the monstrous (fish) beast. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-29-2009, 08:00 AM	#6020
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Unfortunately, Gollum now grew in size and was possessed by the evil souls. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-29-2009, 09:38 AM	#6021
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately, the evil souls which now possessed Gollum noticed how it was their shortness which had made them so mean -- being laughed out all those years by the bigger, more hunky souls will do that to you!-- and they decided to change their after-lives for the better and do some good! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

07-29-2009, 10:21 AM	#6022
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, that was the moment someone decided to throw an apple at them. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-29-2009, 11:32 AM	#6023
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, Roac just happened to be flying by and got hit by the apple instead __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-29-2009, 11:44 AM	#6024
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the apple flew off and hit Beorn (and it's not wise to tick off Beorn). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-29-2009, 11:45 AM	#6025
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fortunately, Beorn was sleeping and the apple didn't wake him. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-29-2009, 12:19 PM	#6026
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it bounced off Beorn and hit an angry Warg. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-29-2009, 12:24 PM	#6027
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Treebeard then caught the apple and squished the angry warg. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-29-2009, 12:32 PM	#6028
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately angry wargs never travel alone, in fact they like to travel in packs of 1,200 __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-29-2009, 12:48 PM	#6029
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately, the other 1,199 wargs were busy doing 1,199 different things and did not notice the bouncing apple, nor the squishing of their friend until Treebeard was far away. ...Mind you it must have been 1,199 very involved things considering the time that must have elapsed. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

07-29-2009, 12:54 PM	#6030
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately all those 1,199 different things had something to do with terrorizing hobbits __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-29-2009, 01:03 PM	#6031
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, they all caught a rare disease. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-29-2009, 01:55 PM	#6032
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, they were able to purchase cures from BIll Ferny's cutrate drug emporium: "Come on down to Friendly Bill's. Our Prices Are INSANE!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-29-2009, 03:05 PM	#6033
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the Arda Drug Administration raided Ferny's Fharmacy, because none of his drugs were ADA approved, and the wargs couldn't get their cure __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-29-2009, 03:08 PM	#6034
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the ADA failed to arrest Ferny, therefore, he set up shop once again. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-29-2009, 03:56 PM	#6035
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Ferny got attacked by rabid wargs. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place