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04-22-2003, 11:08 AM
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Galadriel: I think i'll make some potatoe salad in my mirror
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04-22-2003, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
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Legolas in the Battle of Helms Deep:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! huh! *stabs orc* Those cats were fast as lightening! huh! *stabs orc* It was a little bit frightening... Gandalf: I'm too sexy for my robes... The entire fellowship: *around the campfire singing* Kumbya my Lord, Kumbya... Gimli: Everyone...I'm gay! Saruman: *looks into palantir* Yes, um, can please have a large cheese pizza, a diet coke, and an order of breadsticks please? Twenty minutes? Ok thanks... [ April 22, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]
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04-22-2003, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Sam quoting anything from Shakespeare or Albert Einstein equations, or pretty much anything else that might be considered 'higher learning'. Not that I don't think he could if he wanted to...after all, Bilbo did learn him his letters.
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04-22-2003, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Citadel
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HEY!, the Kung-fu fighting was my post!
THIEF!!!
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04-22-2003, 01:36 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
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sorry...it was really good....
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04-23-2003, 11:47 AM
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Wight
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Elrond: Right so I was like, dude and he was all like, dude and then we're both all like, dude...
Frodo: Cool, a giant spider! That's one more for the exotic instect scavenger hunt. Legolas: Life is pain highness...anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something... Gimli: *watching a Walk to Remember* *sniff* Oh my gawd, he married her! Aww...how romantic...*sob, grabs tissue* Legolas: I'm an Elf! I'm in Elf in tights! I roam around the forest looking for fights! I'm an Elf...an Elf in tights...tight tights... *I hope you've all seen a Knights Tale...* Aragorn: Grr...you're just a silly girl! Arwen: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. *walks away* Legolas:...It's called a sword, hello...
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04-26-2003, 06:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
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*~*C'mon people let's keep this thing going*~*
Gimli: Voulex vou couche avec moi... Aragorn: Hit me baby one more time!
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04-26-2003, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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*imagines Gandalf at the front yelling orders as they travel*
Gandalf: "Foward, March!" Gandalf: "I don't know but I've been told," The Fellowship: 'repeats' Gandalf: "Saruman is really old," The Fellowship: 'repeats' Gandalf: "He's a traitor yes he is," The Fellowship: 'repeats' Gandalf: "Now I am the Mighty Wiz. Sound off! T.F. "One, Two," Gandalf: "Sound off" T.F. "Three, Four," Gandalf: "Bring it on up now" T.F. "One, Two, Three, Four,..One..Two ThreeFour!" Yavanna to Aule: "Go ahead honey cut down the old ones first!" [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Thats all the time I have, sorry if you didn't think it was funny. My jaw hurts as well!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I like Aragorns "I am a mondern Major General!!LOL This thread is really Fun!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~(~<~> Yavanna
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04-27-2003, 09:16 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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Wargs approach, just before the Fellowship gets to Moria's gate.
Legolas: Screams like a girl, tosses away his bow, picks up his skirts and runs. Rest of the Fellowship: And why did we bring him again? See my sig. as well.
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04-27-2003, 11:51 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wales...hrumph, wish it was Lorien..
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Isildur: I think I'll throw this ring into Mount Doom
Sauron: Who cares about the one ring? Not me! Eowyn: I'll just stay home and make Eomer some new clothes Sam: Yes, Gandalf, I was eavesdropping
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"And he sang to them, now in the Elven tongue, now in the speech of the West, until their hearts, wounded with sweet words, overflowed, and their joy was like swords, and they passed in thought out to regions where pain and delight flow together and tears are the very wine of blessedness." |
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04-27-2003, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Daewen, I love the Knights Tale thing!! LOL
The Elf in tights thing is really funny too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] How about this ( Another Matrix parody) Elrond: Come with us Mister Greenleaf Leglolas: The Name IS LEGO!! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Nah, that was dumb. Let me try again. A long long time ago: Deagol is eating a box of cracker jacks and picks out a ring and Gollum takes it from him. the 2nd age Frodo is eating a box of cracker jacks, pulls out another One ring. Frodo: Wow, hey Uncle Bilbo looky what I found! Bilbo, upset and astounded, rushes over to compare the two. Bilbo : I don't believe it! Sam comes bumbling up the walk to Bag End, pops his head in the window and with a mouth choc-full-o cracker jacks and exclaims,'Miffer Frodo, Loo wha I found!', as chewed carmel covered pop corn hits Bilbo's face. Bilbo inspects Sams ring as well. Bilbo: They are just cheap imitations. Gollum sitting in the woods he is so fat he looks like a bloated frog with a humongous pile of empty cracker jack boxes on one side and a giant pile of One rings in front of him. Gollum: Ohh yessss, we have the Preciousesss now don't we. Yessss we has the preciousesssss. Because preciousss has had babiesss yess. [ April 27, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna Kementari ]
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04-27-2003, 07:06 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
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Here are some more...
Aragorn: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an eggsalad sandwich... Bormir: No you idiot... Both: It's Captian Underpants!!!
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04-27-2003, 10:19 PM
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Denethor: "Hey Faramir! Let's have a father/son bonding moment! You get the gasoline, I'll get the matches!"
Turin: I'm happy! I'm happy in my marriage, I'm happy in my life, I'm happy in my job! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! Peter Jackson: *Arwen* in the movie? ARWEN? Are you insane?! |
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04-28-2003, 05:47 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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Gandalf is on top of Orthanc in the evil clutches of Saruman, bringer of all things Fluffy and Special. Suddenly a moth flies straight towards him.
Gandalf: "Arrggh! A moth!!!" (squish!)
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05-06-2003, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Costa Rica
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Ted Sandyman: I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn't they put in more of his talk, dad? That's what I like, it makes me laugh. And Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam, would he, dad?
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05-06-2003, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Lol, stickifinger! Still laughing...
Sam: "The sum of the square of the right triangle is equal to the legs of the hypotnuse." Fro: Yah, who cares about the ring? Let's go home and WASH SOME WINDOWS!! Woohooo!! Quote:
Legolas: Uh, no wait that's 99 bottles of Beer on the Wall! Frodo: That is his lament! Pippin: *sniff* That was his favorite song..." [ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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05-10-2003, 04:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs
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Frodo: I see dead people
Sam: We all do you stupid mofo! Frodo: What the hell is your problem? Sam: That I am stuck up with you. I don't know why I am still here. Frodo:You're father tolled you to! Sam: Ahw screw him. What does he know? Sam walks of swearing. |
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05-11-2003, 12:45 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Legolas: Charlie's Angels! Please save us!!
Merry: Ale increases your character. Pippin: I agree Meriadoc, did you know that when you drop things down wells they make noise.
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05-16-2003, 09:50 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: May 2003
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Lol- Sauron: the ring is just to pretty for me to have-lets donate it to the Save The Elves fund!
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05-18-2003, 12:57 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
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Aragorn: C'mon baby let's paint the town...and all that jazz! (hope you guys have seen Chicago. Good movie, but it shouldn't have beat TTT for best film...there was NO plot!!!)
Gandalf: D00 j00 5p34l< 1-14x00r? Saruman: And as the Chairman of the Middle Earth Greenpeace Organization I would just like to announce that we are donating $5,000 to help maintain Fangorn Forest! Treebeard: C'mon hurry up.
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05-18-2003, 01:44 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Frisco TX
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Gandalf: I cant believe Sauron has goten so far. I look up to him!
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05-21-2003, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: In the Shade of a Tree
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Elrond: SMILE!! You’re on candid camera! Arwen: Git lost, Aragorn! Who would want a scruffy man when I can have…*sighs dreamily*…..Legolas…. Aragorn: Where did you say the soap was? I’d like to have a bath so Arwen will love me again. *sniff sniff*. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Tom Bombadil: *Groans* …Hmph..… I REALLY don’t feel like singing right now. A break, please? Please? Gimli (in the Mines of Moria): Eeeewww! What a wreck this place is! OK, for my first go, wasn’t it? OK, maybe I’m being vain but anyway! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Take care, eh? Tarien Ithil
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01-14-2004, 07:54 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Boromir: 'What is this new devilry?'
Gandalf: 'Weasels! Ancient weasels running up and down your legs and int your pants! Weasels, I tell you!' Pippin: 'Actually, just leave it, I'm not that hungry.' Gimli: 'Ooh, a pink axe? Yes please.' Sam: 'Cheerio, Frodo.' Aragorn: 'I never wanted to be King of Gondor, I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the River Isen!' Elrond: 'Anyone fancy a belching competition?' Galadriel: 'Let's go round the back of the tree for a ***, Frodo.'
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01-14-2004, 08:15 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Tom Bombadil: Faster you miserable cretins! *whips Hobbits with the Cat O'Nine Tails*
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01-15-2004, 06:32 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Eomer, what is this apparent undying fascination with the cat o' ninetails that you have? Haha!
Gollum: 'Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half a bee has got to be vis a vis its entity. But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?' Sam: Sucks quizzically on pipe whilst furrowing his brow. 'An interesting point you raise, my dear Smeagol. And one which must be addressed, I feel. Now, it's as my old gaffer would say: Half a bee is, despite being only half of its origonal entity by its very morphological definition only half of what it should be, and therefore half a bee is half a bee.' Frodo: 'But my dear Samwise, you have forgotten the argument of the teleologist. This "ancient injury" of which Gollum...sorry, Smeagol, speaks would surely, by teleological thinking, have happened for a purpose, in order that the task which this half a bee- we shall call him Eric- has been appointed with may be fulfilled. By this reasoning the bee, despite being "Eric the half a bee" by the morphological definition, is by teleological reasoning an entire bee for the purposes of fulfilling his long-appointed task. Your thoughts, Master Smeagol?' Gollum: 'I'll be honest with you, I was quoting Monty Python and am just bored now. You got any fish?'
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01-16-2004, 07:35 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Now that you've called me 'Eomer' I just feel very strange now! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Also, nice Denis Law reference! If we can continue the 'Only an Excuse' theme; Aragorn: Faur's the birds? (for all you non-Scots, this loosely translates as "Could you please tell me the whereabouts of the fair, young women?")
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01-16-2004, 09:49 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Haha! There are too many!
Gandalf: At the Black Gate, realising The Ring has been destroyed 'Shockarooney!' Nice Scots translation, by the way, Burns himself would have been proud.
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01-16-2004, 10:11 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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*Just outside Fangorn Forest, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are resting for the night.*
Gimli: What was that noise? Did you see that shadow move? And where is that bloody Elf?!?!? Aragorn: Shhh.*whispers* Over there, in the forest, do you see that light? *Gimli nods* Aragorn: *gets up* come, master Gimli, and have your axe at the ready. *Pushing aside some branches, they come to a small clearing in the woods. Legolas is in purple,silk pajamas, looking into an oversized mirror he stuck onto a tree. He looks at his two companions, who are standing dumbfounded, then goes back to rebraiding his hair.* Legolas: Well, you cant expect me to go around looking like you people! And why didnt you TELL me I had a smudge on my forehead the WHOLE TIME we were running here? And in front of Eomer too... Sorry it's so long winded, heres a shorter one: Frodo: Why does Gandalf alway wear grey? Aragorn: Meddle not in the affairs of Saruman, for he is quick to put black socks into your whites
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Kudos for using that quote...Princess Bride is my second favourite movie. <font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:02 PM January 16, 2004: Message edited by: Ainaserkewen ]
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01-16-2004, 01:34 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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"Frodo: Why does Gandalf always wear grey?
Aragorn: Meddle not in the affairs of Saruman, for he is quick to put black socks into your whites." Roflmao!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Eomer: "I would cut off your head, dwarf; if only it stood a little higher from the ground." Gimli: "Oh really? You and what army?" Argghhh, that was lame. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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01-17-2004, 11:51 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Pippin: I'm out of Bacardi Breezers. Merry, get me a Bailey's.
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01-18-2004, 10:09 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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King Theoden: At Helm's Deep 'Oooh, there's rather a lot of them, isn't there. Gamling, pass me the white flag.'
Gimli: 'Make mine a mineral water. Sparkling, please.' Aragorn: While running across the plains of Rohan 'My feet hurt, I haven't slept in days and I really need to go poo. Who cares about Merry and what's-his-name? It's not like they've even got The Ring.' Aragorn: 'Sphinkters say what.' Elrond: 'What?' Gandalf and Aragorn laugh at Elrond's stupidity.
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01-18-2004, 03:39 PM
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Pippin: Aragorn is eight feet tall. And if he were here, he'd blast the Uruks with lightning bolts from his eyes, and thuder bolts from his arse! | Braveheart, a wonderful movie. |
... Pippin and Merry: But the only brew for the brave and truuuuue, comes from the Green Dragon! Gandalf: So that's why all the rum's gone. | PotC! Yay! | ... Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas bowing before the mysterious White Wizard at Fangorn... Aragorn: You killed my Gandalf!! The White Wizard: No, Aragorn, I AM your Gandalf. Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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01-18-2004, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wouldn't you like to know!!
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Eowyn to Witch-King: Your mother wore combat boots!
Witch-King: My mother was a saint! Eowyn: ........... |
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01-18-2004, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Gandalf (before the Doors of Durin): Umm... guys... now would be a bad time to tell you that I left my copy of Everything you want to know about Middle-earth (and Passwords too!) back in Rivendell, right?
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01-19-2004, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Sauroman: "There will be no dawn for men."
Grima: "PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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01-19-2004, 04:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Rohan
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These are so great!!
Here are mine. I don't think they are great, but I hope they are funny enough for your liking everyone! Frodo: Where are we? Sam: Who knows? Let's just toss the ring in the ditch and go back to the Shire. Frodo: Okay Gandalf: You are by far the worst ring bearer I have ever heard of. Frodo: But you have heard of me Pippin: We've been drinking too much Merry: Maybe we should enter the Alcholics Annoymus group. Arwen: Who are you? Aragorn: The man you love. Arwen: Which one? Aragorn: Do you see what I see? The Fellowship: A star, A star, high above the trees, with a voice as big as the seas. With a voice as big as the seas. Gimli: This is my home Gandalf: I've never seen pink dwarf walls before Gimli: They are the newest fashion in Gondor Aragorn: Got your weapons? Gimli and Legolas: Yep Aragorn: Got your water bottles? G & L: Yep Aragorn: Need to go to the bathroom? G & L: Yep Aragorn: Then go Legolas: I didn't really, just forgot how to say no Orcs: I can't stand all this blood, let's go to the mall I don't know about these, I think they are funny, but let me know!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Very good, Crystal Heart! I especially like the Frodo: 'But youhaveheard of me!' Hehe! Welcome to the Downs, by the way. May your soul struggle here for many years! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Merry: 'Phew, I'm tired.' Pippin: 'Yeah, let's just turn in for an early night, eh. just stay out of trouble.' Legolas: 'Another drink, Gimli?' Gimli: 'No thanks.'
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01-21-2004, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Probably stalking Orlando. Or Viggo. Or Dom. Or Johnny Depp, for that matter.
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Don't know if anybody's said something like this yet:
Aragorn: Hmm... maybe the "I just washed my hair in bacon fat" look isn't really working for me.... ^Yes, rather boring, I know... I only posted this so my postings would go up.... plus I'm in school right now (supposed to be typing an essay!) and am really bored. ~Caitlyn [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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02-01-2004, 03:03 PM
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Location: Sailing into the West...I wish
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This is an Awesom thread!
Fangorn: Hello Saruman, I brought you a present, they call themselves "hobbits" I thought you'd have some use for them. Saruman: Wow, just what I always wanted! Oh by the way can you come over for tea next week? Fangorn: Sure anytime. Oh and by the way, if you ever need wood, my forest isat your disposal. Gollum: Massster, we could help you carry the Preciousssss. Frodo: Okay here you go, it's been rather heavy lately. Denethor: Gandalf, so good to see you, any chance you have found the long-lost heir of Isildur? Gandalf: as a matter of fact, yes. Denethor: How splendid! Sauron: I wish I had eyelashes. Denethor: And know I shall burn myself and my son alive. Pippin: Are you sure you want to do that? Denethor: On second thought, burning myself really isn't a very good idea. Or Pippin: Great idea, can you burn me to? Sam: Gollum, if you ever get the ring back will you give me the Shire to be my own personel garden? Gollum: Okay, nice hobbit. (Gandalf changes Theoden back into a human beingin TT) Theoden: My beutiful wrinkles, what did you do with them! Change me back, NOW! Saruman after gathering his huge army: You know, maybe I shouldn't take over Rohan... Gandalf on Orthanc when Gwaihir shows up: Ugh, you again, couldn't some other eagle come to rescue me. Sauron: Really, what's the point of a big scary eye without eyelashes... |
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