Duel of Doom! - Page 15 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morsul the Dark · 09-09-2006, 02:43 PM

Saruman: I am the the magic A-one Sauce that Heals them

A-one Sauce(yeah it's that important.)

Volo · 09-09-2006, 03:13 PM

Gandalf: I am the Mushroom who steals the A-one Sauce

Celuien · 09-09-2006, 03:27 PM

Saruman: I am the Hobbit who eats the mushroom.

Glirdan · 09-09-2006, 03:55 PM

Gandalf: I am the dragon that eats the Hobbit.

Gurthang · 09-09-2006, 06:05 PM

Saruman: I am an... er... uhm... a Dragon-Eating-Monster that eats the dragon!

Oddwen · 09-09-2006, 06:35 PM

Gandalf: I am Bard the Bowman who shoots the dragon-eating monster with his black arrow - since the dragon-eating monster is obviously a bigger dragon.

The Elf-warrior · 09-09-2006, 07:01 PM

Saruman: I am the dragon's poisonous blood that causes massive crop failures!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2006, 03:18 AM

: I am the volcanic ash that falls and makes the ground fertile once again.*

*This is actually true. If not for the Orcs and lack of sunlight, Mount Doom and the surrounding lands could have been green and tree filled.

Morsul the Dark · 09-10-2006, 04:06 PM

Saruman: I am the locus that eats the crops

Glirdan · 09-10-2006, 05:14 PM

Gandalf: I am the dragonfly that eats the locus.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2006, 03:30 AM

: I am the swatter that squashes the dragon fly.

Gurthang · 09-11-2006, 02:40 PM

Gandalf: I am the hard exoskeleton of the dragonfly, saving it from the flimsy swatter.

High King Fingolfin · 09-11-2006, 03:18 PM

Saruman: I am the strength of the person that wields the swatter.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2006, 05:27 PM

: I am the muscle spasm that makes the wielder hit him or her self in the face.

The Only Real Estel · 09-12-2006, 08:07 AM

Saruman: "I am the annoying dragonfly that was flying in the person's face just then, causing it to be smashed."

High King Fingolfin · 09-13-2006, 10:01 PM

Gandalf: I am the Flames of DOOM!, which consume the dragonfly.

Morsul the Dark · 09-14-2006, 02:38 PM

Saruman: I am Cold Miser who freezes the flame

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-14-2006, 02:51 PM

: I am the heart attack that strike-eth him down.

High King Fingolfin · 09-14-2006, 03:04 PM

Saruman: I am the aspirin that prevents the heart attack.

The Elf-warrior · 09-14-2006, 05:02 PM

Gandalf: I am the KGB poison that gives him a heart attack anyway!

High King Fingolfin · 09-14-2006, 07:17 PM

Saruman: I am the CIA agent that puts the antidote in with the poison.

The Elf-warrior · 09-14-2006, 07:44 PM

Gandalf: I am the police officer who arrests the Cold Miser!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2006, 02:03 AM

: I am the MI-5 officer who discovers the Police officer’s corrupt background.

High King Fingolfin · 09-16-2006, 07:52 PM

Gandalf: I am the SS officer that makes a false identity for the corrupt police officer.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2006, 10:58 AM

: I am the mafia guy who gives the SS officer brick shoes and chucks him in a pond.

The Elf-warrior · 09-22-2006, 02:42 PM

Gandalf: I am the Watcher in the Water who seizes and drowns the mafia guy!

Gurthang · 09-22-2006, 04:37 PM

Saruman: I am a deadly contaminant that posions the Watcher's water.

Oddwen · 09-22-2006, 06:43 PM

Gandalf: I am the porous rock Boromir threw into the Watcher's water that absorbs the poison.

The Elf-warrior · 09-22-2006, 09:06 PM

Saruman: I am the gaping mouth that devours Boromir!

Kuruharan · 09-23-2006, 09:01 AM

Gandalf: I am the enormous cork plugging the mouth.

Volo · 09-23-2006, 09:14 AM

Saruman: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth.

Kuruharan · 09-23-2006, 09:42 AM

Gandalf: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth...and accidently crushes all of the mouth's teeth...

High King Fingolfin · 09-24-2006, 03:41 PM

Saruman: I am the English teacher that corrects you for using all these compressed words.

Morsul the Dark · 09-24-2006, 07:39 PM

Gandalf: I am the superintendant that fires the teacher

Gil-Galad · 09-24-2006, 07:43 PM

Saruman: I'm the other SuperIntendant that gets a higher pay-raise then you

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-25-2006, 01:13 AM

: I am the Super Nintendo that distracts the Superintendent so he loses his job.

doom_hammer · 09-28-2006, 04:02 AM

Saruman: i am the water that breaks the super nintendo

Gil-Galad · 09-28-2006, 08:39 AM

gandalf: I am the Xbox 360 that replaces the Super Nintendo

elronds_daughter · 09-28-2006, 09:11 AM

Saruman: I am the gamer who beats every game ever made for the Xbox 360, rendering its power useless.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-28-2006, 09:12 AM

: I am the Banana peel on which the gamer slips

09-09-2006, 02:43 PM	#561
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Saruman: I am the the magic A-one Sauce that Heals them A-one Sauce(yeah it's that important.) __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-09-2006, 03:27 PM	#563
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Saruman: I am the Hobbit who eats the mushroom. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-09-2006, 03:55 PM	#564
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the dragon that eats the Hobbit. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2006, 06:05 PM	#565
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am an... er... uhm... a Dragon-Eating-Monster that eats the dragon! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-09-2006, 06:35 PM	#566
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am Bard the Bowman who shoots the dragon-eating monster with his black arrow - since the dragon-eating monster is obviously a bigger dragon. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-09-2006, 03:13 PM	#562
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Gandalf: I am the Mushroom who steals the A-one Sauce

09-09-2006, 07:01 PM	#567
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the dragon's poisonous blood that causes massive crop failures! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-10-2006, 03:18 AM	#568
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the volcanic ash that falls and makes the ground fertile once again.* *This is actually true. If not for the Orcs and lack of sunlight, Mount Doom and the surrounding lands could have been green and tree filled. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2006, 04:06 PM	#569
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Saruman: I am the locus that eats the crops __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-10-2006, 05:14 PM	#570
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the dragonfly that eats the locus. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2006, 03:30 AM	#571
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the swatter that squashes the dragon fly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2006, 02:40 PM	#572
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the hard exoskeleton of the dragonfly, saving it from the flimsy swatter. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-11-2006, 03:18 PM	#573
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the strength of the person that wields the swatter. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-11-2006, 05:27 PM	#574
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the muscle spasm that makes the wielder hit him or her self in the face. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-12-2006, 08:07 AM	#575
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "I am the annoying dragonfly that was flying in the person's face just then, causing it to be smashed."

09-13-2006, 10:01 PM	#576
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the Flames of DOOM!, which consume the dragonfly. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-14-2006, 02:38 PM	#577
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Saruman: I am Cold Miser who freezes the flame __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-14-2006, 02:51 PM	#578
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the heart attack that strike-eth him down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-14-2006, 03:04 PM	#579
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the aspirin that prevents the heart attack. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-14-2006, 05:02 PM	#580
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the KGB poison that gives him a heart attack anyway! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-14-2006, 07:17 PM	#581
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the CIA agent that puts the antidote in with the poison. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-14-2006, 07:44 PM	#582
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the police officer who arrests the Cold Miser! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-15-2006, 02:03 AM	#583
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the MI-5 officer who discovers the Police officer’s corrupt background. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-16-2006, 07:52 PM	#584
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the SS officer that makes a false identity for the corrupt police officer. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-21-2006, 10:58 AM	#585
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the mafia guy who gives the SS officer brick shoes and chucks him in a pond. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-22-2006, 02:42 PM	#586
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the Watcher in the Water who seizes and drowns the mafia guy! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-22-2006, 04:37 PM	#587
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am a deadly contaminant that posions the Watcher's water. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-22-2006, 06:43 PM	#588
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the porous rock Boromir threw into the Watcher's water that absorbs the poison. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-22-2006, 09:06 PM	#589
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the gaping mouth that devours Boromir! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-23-2006, 09:01 AM	#590
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the enormous cork plugging the mouth. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

09-23-2006, 09:14 AM	#591
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Saruman: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth.

09-23-2006, 09:42 AM	#592
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth...and accidently crushes all of the mouth's teeth... __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

09-24-2006, 03:41 PM	#593
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the English teacher that corrects you for using all these compressed words. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-24-2006, 07:39 PM	#594
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gandalf: I am the superintendant that fires the teacher __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-24-2006, 07:43 PM	#595
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saruman: I'm the other SuperIntendant that gets a higher pay-raise then you __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.