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Eönwë · 05-24-2009, 08:52 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf like broccoli.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-24-2009, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately for Gandalf, Manwe delared all broccoli
dragons to be under his protection and sent them
off to southeastern Far Harad.

Lindale · 05-26-2009, 02:03 AM

Fortunately Gandalf stumbled upon a hidden cabbage field.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-26-2009, 12:24 PM

Unfortunately it was a carnivorous
wizard-eating cabbage patch.

Eönwë · 05-26-2009, 01:46 PM

Fortunately, it was sleeping.

Babidi Buu · 05-26-2009, 07:33 PM

Unfortunately, it woke up

Eönwë · 05-27-2009, 06:50 AM

Fortunately, it had narcolepsy

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-27-2009, 09:31 PM

Unfortunately Thorin & Co. didn't and had it as
part of a delicious salad with (cloaked) Gandalf
enjoying the repast (the salad dressing
being Bilbo's piquant Shire Surprise).

Eönwë · 05-28-2009, 01:07 AM

Unfortunately, it was poisonous to eat.

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-28-2009, 06:32 AM

Fortunately, Thorin found an antidote from a bunch of doc leaves & sheep's wool boiled in a stewed broth of rabbit & grasshopper

Pitchwife · 05-28-2009, 06:54 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf - still a vegan - refused to drink the antidote.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-28-2009, 07:19 AM

Fortunately that meant all the more doc leaves & sheep's wool boiled in a stewed broth of rabbit & grasshopper for everyone else!

Eönwë · 05-28-2009, 10:09 AM

Unfortunately, it meant that Gandalf suffered from the hilarious (to others, at least) effects of the poison.

Babidi Buu · 05-28-2009, 01:34 PM

Fortunately, Thorin and Co. were amused

Eönwë · 05-28-2009, 01:48 PM

Unfortunately it was at Gandalf's expense.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-28-2009, 03:07 PM

Fortunately party caterer Wormtongue was also amused.

Eönwë · 05-28-2009, 03:32 PM

Unfortuantely he had eaten lots of laxatives.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-28-2009, 04:50 PM

Fortunately Bagend not only had lost and lots of bedrooms,
it also had lots and lots of bathrooms, WCs, whatever.

Now, have hobbits invented toilet paper or Roman Empire
type long-handled sponges? Wormy sure hopes so.

Babidi Buu · 05-31-2009, 11:27 AM

Unfortunately the toilets in the bathrooms became plugged and

Unfortunately for the hobbits? No, they didn't invent that stuff.. :\

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-31-2009, 02:21 PM

Fortunately the Gaffer loaned Bilbo one of his Hobbit-a-Potty's.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-31-2009, 09:52 PM

Unfortunately, it was filled with cake and they couldn't do their business in it.

Lindale · 06-01-2009, 02:34 AM

Fortunately, Sam found a hidden toilet.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-01-2009, 06:47 AM

Unfortunately, Manwe found this whole storyline
in questionable taste and sent some istari to
clean up the whole situation. (Actually they
were istari interns).

Eönwë · 06-01-2009, 04:03 PM

Fortunately, Aule thought that though though the storyline was funny, though in very bad taste.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-01-2009, 05:49 PM

Unfortunately, Aule was convinced he was
wrong when Yavanna brought him a present,
a Norwegian Blue Parrot!

Eönwë · 06-02-2009, 04:44 AM

Unfortunately, while he tried to persuade her that it was actually dead and not just pining for the fjords, the Spanish Inquisition came unexpectedly.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-02-2009, 08:05 AM

Right! I need to interrupt to point out that this thread is
displaying a distinct trend to becoming silly. Nobody enjoys a
good laugh more then me, and my wife, and her friends, come
to think of it most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do,
but that's beside the point. This is a LOTR thread, not a Monty
Python sketch, so carry on, and let's have no more of this
silliness! As you were.

Eönwë · 06-02-2009, 08:29 AM

Ok, sorry. But if I make it the Morgul Inquisition...?

Also, I was trying to tie in a loose end:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

Unfortunately no one expected the
Spanish Inquisiton inquisitors to be
wearing mithril vests (which they were)
so they were uninjured and proceeded to
force the dragon to sit in a comfy chair with
nothing but some ponies for snacks until
he agreed to CONFESS.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-02-2009, 11:17 AM

Fortunately, the above post cleared things up and it
was not necessary for the dragon, or Brigadier Sir
Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.),
to write a stiff letter to the Times.

Eönwë · 06-23-2009, 04:35 PM

Unfortunately, Bag End suddenly disappeared and everyone was left outside in the rain.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Fortunately, the rain was made out of gravy.

Lindale · 06-24-2009, 06:27 AM

Unfortunately the gravy was very sour.

Babidi Buu · 06-24-2009, 08:23 AM

Fortunately, they liked sour gravy.

Eönwë · 06-24-2009, 12:14 PM

Unfortunately, it was very hot gravy.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-24-2009, 06:41 PM

Fortunately, they had heat resistant rain suits on. (with umbrellas)

Nessa Telrunya · 06-25-2009, 05:03 AM

Unfortunately, there were no biscuits to enjoy the gravy.

Eönwë · 06-25-2009, 12:53 PM

Fortunately, none of them liked biscuits with gravy anyway.

Nessa Telrunya · 06-30-2009, 07:13 AM

Unfortunately, they didn't have any shovels to dig a hole in the ground for shelter.

Eönwë · 06-30-2009, 01:55 PM

Fortunately, there was a nearby cave.

Nessa Telrunya · 06-30-2009, 03:44 PM

Unfortunately, the cave contained rabid squirrels.

05-24-2009, 08:52 AM	#5881
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Gandalf like broccoli. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-24-2009, 02:24 PM	#5882
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Gandalf, Manwe delared all broccoli dragons to be under his protection and sent them off to southeastern Far Harad. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-26-2009, 02:03 AM	#5883
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Gandalf stumbled upon a hidden cabbage field. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

05-26-2009, 12:24 PM	#5884
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately it was a carnivorous wizard-eating cabbage patch. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-26-2009, 01:46 PM	#5885
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, it was sleeping. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-26-2009, 07:33 PM	#5886
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Unfortunately, it woke up

05-27-2009, 06:50 AM	#5887
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, it had narcolepsy __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-27-2009, 09:31 PM	#5888
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Thorin & Co. didn't and had it as part of a delicious salad with (cloaked) Gandalf enjoying the repast (the salad dressing being Bilbo's piquant Shire Surprise). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-28-2009, 01:07 AM	#5889
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it was poisonous to eat. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-28-2009, 06:32 AM	#5890
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Fortunately, Thorin found an antidote from a bunch of doc leaves & sheep's wool boiled in a stewed broth of rabbit & grasshopper __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-28-2009, 06:54 AM	#5891
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Unfortunately, Gandalf - still a vegan - refused to drink the antidote. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

05-28-2009, 07:19 AM	#5892
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately that meant all the more doc leaves & sheep's wool boiled in a stewed broth of rabbit & grasshopper for everyone else! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-28-2009, 10:09 AM	#5893
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it meant that Gandalf suffered from the hilarious (to others, at least) effects of the poison. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-28-2009, 01:34 PM	#5894
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Fortunately, Thorin and Co. were amused

05-28-2009, 01:48 PM	#5895
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately it was at Gandalf's expense. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-28-2009, 03:07 PM	#5896
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately party caterer Wormtongue was also amused. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-28-2009, 03:32 PM	#5897
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortuantely he had eaten lots of laxatives. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 06-01-2009 at 03:44 PM. Reason: double double repeated repeated words.

05-28-2009, 04:50 PM	#5898
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Bagend not only had lost and lots of bedrooms, it also had lots and lots of bathrooms, WCs, whatever. Now, have hobbits invented toilet paper or Roman Empire type long-handled sponges? Wormy sure hopes so. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-31-2009, 11:27 AM	#5899
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Unfortunately the toilets in the bathrooms became plugged and Unfortunately for the hobbits? No, they didn't invent that stuff.. :\

05-31-2009, 02:21 PM	#5900
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the Gaffer loaned Bilbo one of his Hobbit-a-Potty's. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-31-2009, 09:52 PM	#5901
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, it was filled with cake and they couldn't do their business in it. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-01-2009, 02:34 AM	#5902
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately, Sam found a hidden toilet. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

06-01-2009, 06:47 AM	#5903
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Manwe found this whole storyline in questionable taste and sent some istari to clean up the whole situation. (Actually they were istari interns). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-01-2009, 04:03 PM	#5904
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Aule thought that though though the storyline was funny, though in very bad taste. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-01-2009, 05:49 PM	#5905
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Aule was convinced he was wrong when Yavanna brought him a present, a Norwegian Blue Parrot! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-02-2009, 04:44 AM	#5906
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, while he tried to persuade her that it was actually dead and not just pining for the fjords, the Spanish Inquisition came unexpectedly. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-02-2009, 08:05 AM	#5907
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Right! I need to interrupt to point out that this thread is displaying a distinct trend to becoming silly. Nobody enjoys a good laugh more then me, and my wife, and her friends, come to think of it most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. This is a LOTR thread, not a Monty Python sketch, so carry on, and let's have no more of this silliness! As you were. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-02-2009, 11:17 AM	#5909
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the above post cleared things up and it was not necessary for the dragon, or Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.), to write a stiff letter to the Times. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-23-2009, 04:35 PM	#5910
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, Bag End suddenly disappeared and everyone was left outside in the rain. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-23-2009, 09:09 PM	#5911
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the rain was made out of gravy. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-24-2009, 06:27 AM	#5912
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the gravy was very sour. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

06-24-2009, 08:23 AM	#5913
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Fortunately, they liked sour gravy.

06-24-2009, 12:14 PM	#5914
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06-24-2009, 06:41 PM	#5915
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06-25-2009, 05:03 AM	#5916
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