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Gurthang · 07-04-2005, 09:59 PM

Saruman: "Gandalf, I'm sorry, but the economy isn't doing so well, so we have to make cuts. You've been let go. I'll need your staff and sword."

Gandalf:

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Gandalf: "I hope they post a new caption soon, my legs are killing me!"

Saruman: You think you've got troubles? I have to sit here on my knees. Lets see a new picture!

Pippin: I'll bet you never got all this abuse, Mr. Skeleton.

OR

Gandalf: Hold my hat Frodo.
Frodo: Sam, hold Gandalf's hat.
Sam: Merry Hold Gandalf's hat.
Merry: Pippin, hold Gandalf's hat.
Pippin: ... ... Blast!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-05-2005, 01:30 AM

Season sales on men's department were unpredictably trying at times.

Estelyn Telcontar · 07-05-2005, 02:43 AM

Pippin: What do you mean, you don't want to be a Hufflepuff??

empress_han · 07-05-2005, 04:31 AM

'Chaos, disorder, destruction...I see my work here is done'

much love Han X

Kath · 07-05-2005, 04:34 AM

Pippin: I thought Boromir died later?

Exp - there are three arrows in this guy.

Holbytlass · 07-05-2005, 06:41 AM

Pippin: I'm hungry, you got any food?

Meela · 07-05-2005, 08:22 AM

"So... come here often?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-05-2005, 08:54 AM

Pippin: Gandalf, do we still have to take Gimli along. Only he's starting to smell.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Pippin: "This guy's not been getting enough Vitamin D."

The Only Real Estel · 07-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Pippin realized that he wasn't even close to having waited the longest for his wife to come out of the mall.

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-05-2005, 10:13 AM

David Entenborough: And here we see the aftermath of a Hobbit feeding frenzy. This particular specimen has recntly consumed an entire Wizard and rendered a Dwarf to mere bones in a matter of minutes ...

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 10:54 AM

Pippin marveled at the way Gandalf's corpse disintegrated.

Alcarillo · 07-05-2005, 11:42 AM

Pippin's first career was dressing the mannequins at the Moria Department Store.

mormegil · 07-05-2005, 11:48 AM

Pippin: (dancing and yelling) Look at me Gimli I'm a wizard...Gimli? Gimli? Oh crap!

the guy who be short · 07-05-2005, 11:58 AM

Pippin: Such lustrous ginger hair... Those flowing locks...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-05-2005, 12:41 PM

Apparently Gandalf's power resided in his hat; when it was stolen from him, he disintegrated.

The Only Real Estel · 07-05-2005, 04:55 PM

Pippin: "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be Parkington Lane, would you? You see I read on the back of...oh never mind, you'd never believe me - even if you were alive."

Gurthang · 07-05-2005, 05:33 PM

The skeleton next to Pippin startles everyone by suddenly bursting into song.

Kitanna · 07-05-2005, 05:39 PM

Skeleton: Listen kid, when your teacher tells you not to play with orcs you had better listen!

Gil-Galad · 07-05-2005, 06:00 PM

Pippin: i guess he didn't have Capital One...

Boromir88 · 07-05-2005, 06:31 PM

Pippin the Magnificent's, with his assistant Gimli, magic show goes deadly wrong.

or...

Skeleton: Aflack!

Catherine · 07-05-2005, 10:14 PM

Pippin: Hey look what i did....i guess the force is with me!

Lalwendë · 07-06-2005, 01:45 AM

It's 7am, the morning after the night before, and Pippin wishes he hadn't had that eighth pint.

luthien-elvenprincess · 07-06-2005, 04:11 AM

Pippen to dwarf skeleton, "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..."

mormegil · 07-06-2005, 04:34 AM

Pippin: Huh!? Laura Flynn Boyle sure has grown a lot of facial hair.

Lhunardawen · 07-06-2005, 04:53 AM

Pippin gets an idea for a solution...*evil grin*

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 06:52 AM

Pippin: wow great impersonation of Gil-Galad being lynched!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-06-2005, 07:24 AM

It sounded so much like the skeleton was giggling at him; Pippin decided that he should probably stop licking toads.

Boromir88 · 07-06-2005, 08:59 AM

Skeleton: He who delve into the well of death must answer me these questions three, and the bottom he see.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 02:42 PM

Pippin thought he'd never see the day when gandalf would go crazy on Gimli...

The Only Real Estel · 07-06-2005, 03:36 PM

Trip to Moria: $780

Tour guide: $20

Finding out that Gandalf's staff can double as a flamethrower and shoot arrows: Priceless.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 03:38 PM

stylist head gear: $36

Gurthang · 07-06-2005, 05:30 PM

Pippin decides not to drink from the pail.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 06:10 PM

Pippin: Must...resist...stupidity impulse...

Oddwen · 07-06-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Pippin decides not to drink from the pail

...anymore.

Or...

P: Nice legwarmers, you 80's throwback freak.

Or...

P: Can you see the border of red thorns too? Gandalf thinks I'm insane...

Or...

P: Psst...I'm going to fill Gandalf's hat with dirt. Don't tell anyone.

Or...

P: Yeah, I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. And then I worked at...

Or...

P: You! Off my planet!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2005, 11:47 PM

Skeleton: I never wanted to be a skeleton. I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! … [And so on]

Lhunardawen · 07-07-2005, 01:26 AM

Pippin sees a companion he would prefer over Gandalf.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-07-2005, 02:11 AM

Pippin: What do you mean "Balrogs do have wings"?

The Only Real Estel · 07-07-2005, 06:49 AM

There was something about that flowing hair...that heavy beard. Hadn't Pippin seen this character before in the outfield of the Boston Red Sox?

07-04-2005, 09:59 PM	#5841
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: "Gandalf, I'm sorry, but the economy isn't doing so well, so we have to make cuts. You've been let go. I'll need your staff and sword." Gandalf: __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-05-2005, 01:30 AM	#5843
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Season sales on men's department were unpredictably trying at times. __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-05-2005, 02:43 AM	#5844
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Pippin: What do you mean, you don't want to be a Hufflepuff?? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

07-05-2005, 04:31 AM	#5845
empress_han Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 25	'Chaos, disorder, destruction...I see my work here is done' much love Han X __________________ Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly....he doesn't know that so he goes on flying anyway!

07-05-2005, 04:34 AM	#5846
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin: I thought Boromir died later? Exp - there are three arrows in this guy. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-05-2005, 06:41 AM	#5847
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Pippin: I'm hungry, you got any food? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-05-2005, 08:22 AM	#5848
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"So... come here often?" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-05-2005, 08:54 AM	#5849
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Gandalf, do we still have to take Gimli along. Only he's starting to smell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-05-2005, 09:19 AM	#5850
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin: "This guy's not been getting enough Vitamin D." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-05-2005, 09:19 AM	#5851
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	5 hours & counting... Pippin realized that he wasn't even close to having waited the longest for his wife to come out of the mall.

07-05-2005, 10:13 AM	#5852
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Middle-earth Natural History David Entenborough: And here we see the aftermath of a Hobbit feeding frenzy. This particular specimen has recntly consumed an entire Wizard and rendered a Dwarf to mere bones in a matter of minutes ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

07-05-2005, 10:54 AM	#5853
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin marveled at the way Gandalf's corpse disintegrated. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-05-2005, 11:42 AM	#5854
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Pippin's first career was dressing the mannequins at the Moria Department Store.

07-05-2005, 11:48 AM	#5855
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Pippin: (dancing and yelling) Look at me Gimli I'm a wizard...Gimli? Gimli? Oh crap! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-05-2005, 11:58 AM	#5856
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Pippin: Such lustrous ginger hair... Those flowing locks...

07-05-2005, 12:41 PM	#5857
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Apparently Gandalf's power resided in his hat; when it was stolen from him, he disintegrated. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-05-2005, 04:55 PM	#5858
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin: "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be Parkington Lane, would you? You see I read on the back of...oh never mind, you'd never believe me - even if you were alive."

07-05-2005, 05:33 PM	#5859
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The skeleton next to Pippin startles everyone by suddenly bursting into song. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-05-2005, 05:39 PM	#5860
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Skeleton: Listen kid, when your teacher tells you not to play with orcs you had better listen! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-05-2005, 06:00 PM	#5861
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pippin: i guess he didn't have Capital One... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-05-2005, 06:31 PM	#5862
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Pippin the Magnificent's, with his assistant Gimli, magic show goes deadly wrong. or... Skeleton: Aflack! __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-05-2005, 10:14 PM	#5863
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Pippin: Hey look what i did....i guess the force is with me! __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-06-2005, 01:45 AM	#5864
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	It's 7am, the morning after the night before, and Pippin wishes he hadn't had that eighth pint. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-06-2005, 04:11 AM	#5865
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Pippen to dwarf skeleton, "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..." __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

07-06-2005, 04:34 AM	#5866
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Pippin: Huh!? Laura Flynn Boyle sure has grown a lot of facial hair. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-06-2005, 04:53 AM	#5867
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf overdose? Pippin gets an idea for a solution...evil grin Last edited by Lhunardawen; 07-06-2005 at 05:09 AM.

07-06-2005, 06:52 AM	#5868
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pippin: wow great impersonation of Gil-Galad being lynched! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 07:24 AM	#5869
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It sounded so much like the skeleton was giggling at him; Pippin decided that he should probably stop licking toads. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-06-2005, 08:59 AM	#5870
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Skeleton: He who delve into the well of death must answer me these questions three, and the bottom he see. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-06-2005, 02:42 PM	#5871
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pippin thought he'd never see the day when gandalf would go crazy on Gimli... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 03:36 PM	#5872
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Masssster Card Trip to Moria: $780 Tour guide: $20 Finding out that Gandalf's staff can double as a flamethrower and shoot arrows: Priceless.

07-06-2005, 03:38 PM	#5873
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	also add: stylist head gear: $36 __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 05:30 PM	#5874
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	bad water Pippin decides not to drink from the pail. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-06-2005, 06:10 PM	#5875
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pippin: Must...resist...stupidity impulse... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 11:47 PM	#5877
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Skeleton: I never wanted to be a skeleton. I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! … [And so on] __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...