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Boromir88 · 06-19-2005, 05:45 PM

You have now entered the deepest, darkest corner of the....twilight zone...doo doo doo doo...

Gurthang · 06-19-2005, 06:01 PM

PJ: "Who let those extras into the wardrobe trailer?!"

OR

Smile for the camera!

Lhunardawen · 06-19-2005, 06:29 PM

The Ringwraiths in a game of Statues.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-19-2005, 11:53 PM

R-W: I think it’s high time we had a new picture...

Ring wraith: Well, Hobbits are like car keys; they are bound to be behind the sofa.

Lhunardawen · 06-20-2005, 01:10 AM

The hobbits tried a different angle but still couldn't determine if it really was Gandalf.

mormegil · 06-20-2005, 05:11 AM

Can you do the picture again. I can't see that one.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2005, 09:25 AM

Any better?

Here's my caption...

Fear is pushed to its very limits when the hobbits try and hide away from the Nazgûl's beer drinking completion.

R-W: Uuurrrggg... I feel sick!

Hobbits:

Eeek!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-20-2005, 09:29 AM

The kids would always hide at bathtime...

Anguirel · 06-20-2005, 09:38 AM

KHAMUL: Must...find...cabbage...of power...

SAM: Nooo, you filth. I won't let you feed the Orc legions on eternal sauerkraut...

mormegil · 06-20-2005, 09:47 AM

For Sam, holding his shirt always provided comfort in the darkest hours.

or

Kamul: This wood would make a great material for my new desk.

(yes it works thank you)

Holbytlass · 06-20-2005, 09:53 AM

"TAG, you're it!!"

Boromir88 · 06-20-2005, 10:16 AM

Farmer Maggot's hired new help to stop them dratted Hobbits from stealing his cabbages...

or

Pippin: Unless you can get this from my kung-fu grip you aint getting it.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 06-20-2005, 10:32 AM

Caption One (for the general audience)

Sam: Please, sir. I’d like some more.

Khamul: More!
Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Never before has a boy wanted more!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store.
There a dark, thin, winding
Stairway without any banister,
Which we'll throw him down, and
Feed him on cockroaches
Served in a canister

All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: What will he do
When he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him

All: Sam-Gam-gee!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: Never before has a boy wanted more!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Frodo: He won't ask for more
When he knows what's in store.

Khamul: There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up,
And one day next year
With the rats he'll be creeping out!

All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: What will he do
In this terrible stew?
He will rue the day
Somebody named him...

All: Sam-Gam-gee!

Caption Two (for you-know-who-you-are)

Fordim Hedgethistle: Come out from your hiding, little ones, and join the game!

Players in Shadow of the West: *cower*

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2005, 10:48 AM

While the other cowered from the Ringwraith, Frodo seemed more disgusted by the smell of that wood.

Formendacil · 06-20-2005, 10:59 AM

Ringwraith: "Where is it, my precious??"

The Only Real Estel · 06-20-2005, 11:28 AM

Of all the babysitters, this one was the worst.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2005, 11:49 AM

R-W: Just give me my other hand back and we'll all go out for some ice cream.

mormegil · 06-20-2005, 11:57 AM

Pippin yells "Expecto Patronum!"

Frodo: "Idiot that's the wrong world."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-20-2005, 12:27 PM

"Oops! Dropped me keys. I'll just reach over to pick them up and........well, well, well, what do we have here! Hobbits, eh? Well, they'll make a nice feast for my horse, ooo yes indeedy! And I'll cut off their hair and use it for black magic and then I will become the Dark Lord! Ooo yes, o my............."

.....and he goes on like that.

The Only Real Estel · 06-20-2005, 01:48 PM

Pippin realizes that today might've been a good day to leave his large pet toad at home, given his habit for ribbetting (sp) at the most inopportune times.

Kath · 06-20-2005, 04:22 PM

As the world tipped precariously to one side everyone grabbed on to something solid.

luthien-elvenprincess · 06-20-2005, 05:10 PM

Sam Gamgee regrets that he left his brand new roll of duct tape at home. He's just sure that the ole Gaffer's gonna nab it, drat but it sure would have served a useful purpose in this here situation.

Kitanna · 06-20-2005, 06:05 PM

Halloween was always the most frightening time in the Shire.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-20-2005, 08:39 PM

Scary hood: $25

Scary gauntlets: $170

Keeping those darned Hobbits out of your crops: Priceless.

Yes, Farmer Maggot is a MallornCard user.

Lhunardawen · 06-21-2005, 02:55 AM

Merry: Now, Sam! Take out that camera!

Oddwen · 06-21-2005, 07:09 AM

Sam: Please don't look down my shirt, please don't look down my shirt, pleasepleasepleaseplease *whimper*

Gurthang · 06-21-2005, 09:23 AM

Sam just noticed a spider on the wood, right in front of his nose.

OR

Suddenly Pippin realized that this rider was wearing blue, not black. Whew!

OR

Lying there minding their own business, the hobbits had no idea what was creeping up out of the pond.

Boromir88 · 06-21-2005, 10:39 AM

The "Diversion" has been revealed...We all think Frodo has the ring but really it's Sam. Or is it, Sam is faking that he has the ring making us think he has it, but really Frodo still has the ring? Or maybe Pippin has it?

Gil-Galad · 06-21-2005, 01:10 PM

...The Nazgul's tickling technique seemed to work more then trying to cut there heads off...

or or!

Sam: were done for mr Frodo

Frodo: its okay Sam

Sam: how is it okay?

Frodo: i got Geico

(i'm using that forever now...)

The Only Real Estel · 06-21-2005, 03:03 PM

Ringwraith: "I know you're here, poppets. Come out! I promise I won't hurt you. You've gotten something of ours and it calls to us...the Ring calls to us..."

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-21-2005, 05:52 PM

Khamul: Boo!

The Elf-warrior · 06-21-2005, 07:18 PM

Khamul: "Now where did I leave my cell phone?"

Sam: (To himself.) "My Gaffer always knew I was stupid. Why did I have to steal the Black Rider's cell phone?"

Lhunardawen · 06-22-2005, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Suddenly Pippin realized that this rider was wearing blue, not black. Whew!

It was Pallando, trying to update himself with the world.

Pallando: Oh look, what cute animals!

Nimrodel_9 · 06-22-2005, 02:13 PM

I told you we shouldn't have stolen his keys!

Gurthang · 06-22-2005, 04:59 PM

Pippin was suddenly extra grateful that he had brought his Cabbage Patch dolly along.

The Only Real Estel · 06-22-2005, 09:42 PM

Frodo: "Boy Merry! When you pick them wrong, you really pick them wrong!"

Merry: "Shhh! I think she's coming!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-22-2005, 11:50 PM

And you thought the Nazgul were looking for The Ring! No! They were looking for a new picture...

Gandalf: And I have this terrible pain all down my left hand side.

Frodo: Good Lord! Gandalf's turned into Marvin!

Lhunardawen · 06-23-2005, 01:40 AM

Frodo stares in helpless horror as a lock of Gandalf's hair prepares to strangle him.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-23-2005, 02:20 AM

Frodo: Is that Gandalf? But he's . . . cloaked . . .

Kath · 06-23-2005, 02:46 AM

While Gandalf gets high Frodo watches in shock as his cloak begins to come apart at the back.

06-19-2005, 05:45 PM	#5681
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	You have now entered the deepest, darkest corner of the....twilight zone...doo doo doo doo... __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-19-2005, 06:01 PM	#5682
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	PJ: "Who let those extras into the wardrobe trailer?!" OR Smile for the camera! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-19-2005, 11:53 PM	#5684
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	R-W: I think it’s high time we had a new picture... Ring wraith: Well, Hobbits are like car keys; they are bound to be behind the sofa. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 06-20-2005 at 09:21 AM.

06-20-2005, 05:11 AM	#5686
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Can you do the picture again. I can't see that one. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-20-2005, 09:25 AM	#5687
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Any better? Here's my caption... Fear is pushed to its very limits when the hobbits try and hide away from the Nazgûl's beer drinking completion. R-W: Uuurrrggg... I feel sick! Hobbits: Eeek! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-19-2005, 06:29 PM	#5683
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Ringwraiths in a game of Statues.

06-20-2005, 01:10 AM	#5685
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The hobbits tried a different angle but still couldn't determine if it really was Gandalf.

06-20-2005, 09:29 AM	#5688
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The kids would always hide at bathtime... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-20-2005, 09:38 AM	#5689
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	KHAMUL: Must...find...cabbage...of power... SAM: Nooo, you filth. I won't let you feed the Orc legions on eternal sauerkraut... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-20-2005, 09:47 AM	#5690
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	For Sam, holding his shirt always provided comfort in the darkest hours. or Kamul: This wood would make a great material for my new desk. (yes it works thank you) __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 06-20-2005 at 01:46 PM.

06-20-2005, 09:53 AM	#5691
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	"TAG, you're it!!" __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-20-2005, 10:16 AM	#5692
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Farmer Maggot's hired new help to stop them dratted Hobbits from stealing his cabbages... or Pippin: Unless you can get this from my kung-fu grip you aint getting it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-20-2005, 10:32 AM	#5693
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Caption One (for the general audience) Sam: Please, sir. I’d like some more. Khamul: More! Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee! Never before has a boy wanted more! Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee! Khamul: Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store. There a dark, thin, winding Stairway without any banister, Which we'll throw him down, and Feed him on cockroaches Served in a canister All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee! Khamul: What will he do When he's turned black and blue? He will curse the day Somebody named him All: Sam-Gam-gee! Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee! Khamul: Never before has a boy wanted more! Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee! Frodo: He won't ask for more When he knows what's in store. Khamul: There's a sooty chimney Long overdue for a sweeping out Which we'll push him up, And one day next year With the rats he'll be creeping out! All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee! Khamul: What will he do In this terrible stew? He will rue the day Somebody named him... All: Sam-Gam-gee! Caption Two (for you-know-who-you-are) Fordim Hedgethistle: Come out from your hiding, little ones, and join the game! Players in Shadow of the West: cower __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

06-20-2005, 10:48 AM	#5694
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	While the other cowered from the Ringwraith, Frodo seemed more disgusted by the smell of that wood. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2005, 10:59 AM	#5695
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Ringwraith: "Where is it, my precious??" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-20-2005, 11:28 AM	#5696
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Of all the babysitters, this one was the worst.

06-20-2005, 11:49 AM	#5697
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	R-W: Just give me my other hand back and we'll all go out for some ice cream. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2005, 11:57 AM	#5698
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Pippin yells "Expecto Patronum!" Frodo: "Idiot that's the wrong world." __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-20-2005, 12:27 PM	#5699
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Oops! Dropped me keys. I'll just reach over to pick them up and........well, well, well, what do we have here! Hobbits, eh? Well, they'll make a nice feast for my horse, ooo yes indeedy! And I'll cut off their hair and use it for black magic and then I will become the Dark Lord! Ooo yes, o my............." .....and he goes on like that. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-20-2005, 01:48 PM	#5700
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin realizes that today might've been a good day to leave his large pet toad at home, given his habit for ribbetting (sp) at the most inopportune times.

06-20-2005, 04:22 PM	#5701
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	As the world tipped precariously to one side everyone grabbed on to something solid. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-20-2005, 05:10 PM	#5702
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Sam Gamgee regrets that he left his brand new roll of duct tape at home. He's just sure that the ole Gaffer's gonna nab it, drat but it sure would have served a useful purpose in this here situation. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

06-20-2005, 06:05 PM	#5703
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Halloween was always the most frightening time in the Shire. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-20-2005, 08:39 PM	#5704
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad. Scary hood: $25 Scary gauntlets: $170 Keeping those darned Hobbits out of your crops: Priceless. Yes, Farmer Maggot is a MallornCard user. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 06-20-2005 at 08:45 PM. Reason: word waffling

06-21-2005, 02:55 AM	#5705
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Merry: Now, Sam! Take out that camera!

06-21-2005, 07:09 AM	#5706
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Sam: Please don't look down my shirt, please don't look down my shirt, pleasepleasepleaseplease whimper __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-21-2005, 09:23 AM	#5707
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam just noticed a spider on the wood, right in front of his nose. OR Suddenly Pippin realized that this rider was wearing blue, not black. Whew! OR Lying there minding their own business, the hobbits had no idea what was creeping up out of the pond. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-21-2005, 10:39 AM	#5708
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	The "Diversion" has been revealed...We all think Frodo has the ring but really it's Sam. Or is it, Sam is faking that he has the ring making us think he has it, but really Frodo still has the ring? Or maybe Pippin has it? __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-21-2005, 01:10 PM	#5709
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	...The Nazgul's tickling technique seemed to work more then trying to cut there heads off... or or! Sam: were done for mr Frodo Frodo: its okay Sam Sam: how is it okay? Frodo: i got Geico (i'm using that forever now...) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-21-2005, 03:03 PM	#5710
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Lord of the Caribbean? Ringwraith: "I know you're here, poppets. Come out! I promise I won't hurt you. You've gotten something of ours and it calls to us...the Ring calls to us..."

06-21-2005, 05:52 PM	#5711
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	A silly one ... Khamul: Boo! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-21-2005, 07:18 PM	#5712
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Khamul: "Now where did I leave my cell phone?" Sam: (To himself.) "My Gaffer always knew I was stupid. Why did I have to steal the Black Rider's cell phone?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 06-21-2005 at 07:22 PM. Reason: Add a space after the second colon.

06-22-2005, 02:13 PM	#5714
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	I told you we shouldn't have stolen his keys! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-22-2005, 04:59 PM	#5715
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Pippin was suddenly extra grateful that he had brought his Cabbage Patch dolly along. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-22-2005, 09:42 PM	#5716
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Vengeful Ex-Girlfriend Frodo: "Boy Merry! When you pick them wrong, you really pick them wrong!" Merry: "Shhh! I think she's coming!!"