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06-14-2005, 02:11 PM | #5601 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf pic: "Who's bleeping idea was it to situate the outhouse way over here, anyway?"
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06-14-2005, 02:13 PM | #5602 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Isengard Surgeons Inc.- Fine surgery & amputations. Fee: An arm & a leg
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06-14-2005, 02:50 PM | #5603 |
Sword of Spirit
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'We want you for the Isengard Army.'
OR Saruman thought he could make a little cash on the side by selling posters in Mordor. Naturally, Sauron was not amused.
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06-14-2005, 02:56 PM | #5604 |
Alive without breath
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Saruman's pic:
Saruman was not happy with the photographer when he refused to capture his good side. Gandalf's picture: Judging an Ent long-jump competition meant long walks.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-14-2005, 11:51 PM | #5605 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Gandalf pic:
During his free time, Gandalf tries to look for Alatar and Pallando. (The former, by the way, is hiding right here in the Downs. ) Saruman pic: The secret power of Saruman's staff: turn annoying, hideous Orcs into stone. |
06-14-2005, 11:59 PM | #5606 |
Maundering Mage
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Christopher Lee speaking to himself at the shooting: "be the orc...You are the orc!!!"
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06-15-2005, 12:13 AM | #5607 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Ah, yes.
Saruman: Haha! In this poster I am the prettiest!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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06-15-2005, 03:30 AM | #5608 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Saruman: No, I'm in the middle!
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
06-15-2005, 03:11 PM | #5609 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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This is how the Lord of the Rings publicity poster would have looked if the bad guys had won. Peter Jackson kept it locked up in his office just incase something went wrong.
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 06-15-2005 at 03:38 PM. |
06-15-2005, 04:06 PM | #5610 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Sauron: Surely you can put me in it
Saruman: sorry i've spent all the funny and stop calling me Shirley (Edit: oh thats a big typo...i'll leave it... )
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06-15-2005, 07:40 PM | #5611 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Just in case the other projects didn't pull through, Saruman organized a 'boy band' to target a younger crowd...
~Ka
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06-15-2005, 08:41 PM | #5612 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Wrongful death at the hands of Uruks case? The law office of Cheatem, Swindler, & Grabb are at your service!
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06-15-2005, 09:29 PM | #5613 |
Laconic Loreman
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The opening Scene to Saruman's Broadway show with friends....
The Golden Hall's security cameras catch Pippin red handed.
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06-15-2005, 10:37 PM | #5614 |
Dead Serious
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On his deathbed, Gandalf entrusts Pippin with the most sacred of tasks: safeguarding the Golden Mongoose!
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06-15-2005, 11:09 PM | #5615 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pippin trys out for the hit-show among young hobbits: Hops and Cops...
~ Ka
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06-15-2005, 11:52 PM | #5616 |
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Pippin: Okay Gandalf, but why do you need all this wine at this time of night?
Gandalf: Shut up! You Fool of a Took! Pippin: OR Pippin: I should have taken this Palantir back at Isenguard, but oh well.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-16-2005, 12:17 AM | #5617 |
Mischievous Candle
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What would be a better place to hide an enormous Easter egg than Gandalf's beard?!
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06-16-2005, 01:33 AM | #5618 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Move over, Eomer of the Rohirrim!
Pippin conjured magic -- a pumpkin from sleeping Gandalf's ear.
And for Saruman's pic (again): The second secret power of Saruman's staff: protect his soul from the camera. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 06-16-2005 at 01:43 AM. |
06-16-2005, 07:35 AM | #5619 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Pippin successfully hypnotizes Gandalf with a pumpkin.
"I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!"
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06-16-2005, 10:01 AM | #5620 |
Sword of Spirit
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Look! It's Lord of the Rings... in black and white!
OR Despite the fact that Gandalf had already passed out, Pippin insisted on pouring him another pint.
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06-16-2005, 10:17 AM | #5621 |
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Despite it being the Middle of the night, Pippin still wanted to know how to be like Gandalf!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-16-2005, 10:26 AM | #5622 | |
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Quote:
Sometimes at night Pippin liked to watch over Gandalf as he slept...
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06-16-2005, 11:04 AM | #5623 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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...as Charlie Chaplin runs through...
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06-16-2005, 01:52 PM | #5624 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Pippin: Ok so I club him over the head with this pumpkin - wait! Pumpkins! Argh!
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06-16-2005, 03:49 PM | #5625 |
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After receiving the short stick, Pippin is the one that has to recloak the sleeping uncloaked Gandalf.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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06-16-2005, 03:56 PM | #5626 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Pippin undertakes a daring quest to gather all the Rings of Power to him: he begins with Narya.
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06-16-2005, 04:07 PM | #5627 |
Cryptic Aura
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Pippin: "Roll over Gandalf and tell Saruman the news."
(I was going to post something like "A picture best not shown to Michael Jackson" but then I wouldn't want to countermand an American jury. Nor, considering McKellen's own orientation, would I want to suggest any malfeisance on his part. Or Tolkien's. ) |
06-16-2005, 04:08 PM | #5628 |
A Mere Boggart
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How Pippin got an ASBO.
Because he forgot to wear his hoodie he was soon recognised when the clip went out on Crimewatch. "Don't have nightmares. And sleep well..."
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06-16-2005, 04:20 PM | #5629 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Bad boys, bad boys,
Watcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
06-16-2005, 05:18 PM | #5630 |
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Pippin takes Gandalf's scrapbook...
Elf being held up by Legolas: You have no arms, what are you going to do...bleed on me? Dwarf: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I can't shove my foot up your ____ (fill in the blank)...
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06-16-2005, 05:21 PM | #5631 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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...Legolas got served...who would have thought somebody could beat his Elvish Pop dancing?...
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06-16-2005, 05:37 PM | #5632 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Men: My Gawd are they tall...
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
06-16-2005, 06:14 PM | #5634 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Elf: "The Sacrilege! Who scrawled 'For the best beer west of Bree visit the Green Dragon!on that ancient wall'? I'll bet it was one of those vulgar dwarves!"
Legolas: "Hold your horses. That's Pippin's handwriting."
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06-16-2005, 07:29 PM | #5635 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Elf: Whose this elf? whose this elf! Hes Legolas! who nearly survived the dreaded Chicken of Bristol! who personally wet himself at the battle of Saxon Hill! Hes Legolas the-not-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot!
Legolas: please stop, you've helped enough now...
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06-16-2005, 08:11 PM | #5636 |
Corpus Cacophonous
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Legolas takes advantage of the situation to make a grab for Glorfindel's wallet*.
*My initial thought involved something other than a wallet, but this is a family board ...
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06-16-2005, 08:51 PM | #5637 |
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As the debate raged, Legolas threatened to release his entourage.
Men: "No, please! We have no weapons, we are a peaceful folk!" Or... Legolas: Oh yeah? You and your Dwarvish racket can...ooh, Glorfindel! Is that velvet you're wearing? Glorf: Dude! Keep your hands to yourself!
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06-16-2005, 08:58 PM | #5638 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pippin...TRICK OR TREAT!!
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06-16-2005, 10:17 PM | #5639 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Lord of the Peanuts
(Pippin pic)
Pippin's lifelong search had come to an end when he finally found The Great Pumpkin. |
06-16-2005, 10:51 PM | #5640 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Little did they know that the mysterious man in the corner was wearing a hidden camera on his shoe trying to sneak glances up elven robes.
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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