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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-12-2005, 12:48 PM

Murder on the dancefloor.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-12-2005, 01:46 PM

Denethor sticks by his "Shoot the messenger" policy.

Kitanna · 06-12-2005, 04:32 PM

Pippin: Aragorn, I think we should stop playing William Tell.

But since Eomer already touched on that...

Boromir's mind: I should have used the hobbit as a shield.

Boromir88 · 06-12-2005, 10:31 PM

Merry: I warned you not to touch that picture.

Gamling: Nazgul!...Wait, wrong scene.

THE Ka · 06-12-2005, 11:13 PM

Rider: Grr! I'm a mean pig-man! Oink Grr! *

Nazgul: Double looks Uhk! What got into that gene pool?!

* he shouldn't had turned his nose up to many times at other creatures, now his nose resembles a pig!

~Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-12-2005, 11:53 PM

It’s Gandalf the grey! Clocked!

OR

Why you should never ride behind an Oliphant after curry night.

Anguirel · 06-13-2005, 12:52 AM

GAMLING: Defend against 10000 Orcs? No way! I'm off!

Lhunardawen · 06-13-2005, 02:46 AM

Boromir pic:
Treebeard thought he was a pincushion...

Gamling pic:
The warg found that expression terribly appetizing.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-13-2005, 02:48 AM

Gamling: No, Théoden! I didn't take your pizza! Nooooooooooooo!

Kath · 06-13-2005, 05:21 AM

His mother warned him that he would get stuck like that if the wind changed but Gamling just didn't listen.

Holbytlass · 06-13-2005, 06:32 AM

Gamling,'This is what happens when Pippin pours boiling oil on you'!

Gil-Galad · 06-13-2005, 07:02 AM

...Guess who forgot their capital One card during the battle...

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-13-2005, 07:12 AM

Inexplicably, Gamling is attacked by a giant cartoon fish ...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-13-2005, 08:11 AM

"Raaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! I am Simba, the Lion King! Rrrrrr..................oh wait, no I'm not."

mormegil · 06-13-2005, 08:24 AM

ARGH! The sky isn't blue! It's actually Cyan!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-13-2005, 08:40 AM

Gamling looks to the skies, and is horrified by the enemy's new creation: winged badgers.

Formendacil · 06-13-2005, 12:30 PM

Gamling is increasingly frustrated by the lack of his men to inform him if Balrogs be winged or not.

"How can I plan this attack without that knowledge??"

Kitanna · 06-13-2005, 02:17 PM

As Gamling watches the house go up in flames, he suddenly remembers he left the stove on.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-13-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Gamling looks to the skies, and is horrified by the enemy's new creation: winged badgers.

No, it's worse! Winged Balrogs!

Or

Gamling watches in anticipation as Denathor attempts to fly of the edge of Minas Tirith.

Lalwendë · 06-13-2005, 02:42 PM

Gamling hears the Crazy Frog once too often.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-13-2005, 03:22 PM

Lalwendë, you speak the truth. Hearing it once, is one time too many...

Anyway,

Gamling was shocked by the new picture!

Gandalf still refused to admit that he had no idea of where he was.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-13-2005, 03:22 PM

The sun? In the sky? Inconceivable!

EDIT: You could post a new pic before I'm done with the old one....

Let's see......

Gandalf: "Mountains? In Rohan? Inconceivable!"

Kath · 06-13-2005, 03:37 PM

Gandalf: Hmm, where did I leave that dratted Hobbit?

Meela · 06-13-2005, 03:52 PM

Gandalf's new defence strategy was to hide Minas Tirith under his cloak. The Gondorians didn't complain, at least it stopped him being uncloaked.

Or

Yet another tourist complains about false advertising after following the signs to the Gap of Rohan.

Kitanna · 06-13-2005, 04:26 PM

Gandalf: I am so sick of those Hobbits hiding in the tall grass!

Bêthberry · 06-13-2005, 04:39 PM

Gandalf: "If only the hills could play some other music sometimes I wouldn't be on the verge of going mad."

Orominuialwen · 06-13-2005, 05:02 PM

I knew I should've turned left at Rivendell!

Edit: I just realized that this was my 300th post. Yay!

narfforc · 06-14-2005, 03:31 AM

Damn I knew should have taken that Camelot job!!

Anguirel · 06-14-2005, 04:13 AM

The Before box on a Saruman Enterprises Ad.

Wizards! Feeling depressed? Lonely? Don't despair!

Become a Minion of Evil (TM) and meet the orc buddies of your dreams!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 04:28 AM

Gandalf the grey stars in: The eternal search for the contact lens!

OR

Gandalf finds himself wondering if taking directions from an Orc was an all together good idea.

Lalwendë · 06-14-2005, 06:12 AM

Gandalf boldly goes where nobody has been before. And misses the evidence that Bill the Pony went there before him.

Gil-Galad · 06-14-2005, 07:07 AM

Gamling*to Hama*: i originally auditioned for your role, thought it would be cool

*warg jumps down and kills Hama*

Gamling: holy crap!... i knew i was the beautiful one...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-14-2005, 07:23 AM

Ang, I'm thinking:

"Isengard Encounters"

Kitanna · 06-14-2005, 07:39 AM

Isengard's Beautiful People's Club

Boromir88 · 06-14-2005, 07:59 AM

Gandalf Pic:

Gandalf lives up to one of his nicknames...(someone guesses the right one you get confetti).

Saruman pic:

"Come see the story of Saruman and his technicolored robe live on broadway. Starring Chris Lee and his creepy friends."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-14-2005, 08:16 AM

Has to be the Grey Wanderer. If not, then it's at least applicable; thus I must receive confetti on a technicality.

The Grey Wanderer during a characteristically long journey to the supermarket for eggs and milk.

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-14-2005, 08:29 AM

Orc: Oy! Wizard! Get yer hand outta me ear!

Boromir88 · 06-14-2005, 08:37 AM

Eomer, do you prefer UPS or FedEx?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 09:14 AM

Gandalf: A horse! A horse! My kingdom, for a horse!

The Only Real Estel · 06-14-2005, 09:45 AM

Middle Earth Personals by Ugluk didn't look like a very promising web site.

06-12-2005, 12:48 PM	#5561
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Murder on the dancefloor. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-12-2005, 01:46 PM	#5562
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Even if Brormir had survived Amon hen... Denethor sticks by his "Shoot the messenger" policy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-12-2005, 04:32 PM	#5563
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Pippin: Aragorn, I think we should stop playing William Tell. But since Eomer already touched on that... Boromir's mind: I should have used the hobbit as a shield. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-12-2005, 10:31 PM	#5564
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Merry: I warned you not to touch that picture. Gamling: Nazgul!...Wait, wrong scene. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-12-2005, 11:13 PM	#5565
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Rider: Grr! I'm a mean pig-man! Oink Grr! * Nazgul: Double looks Uhk! What got into that gene pool?! * he shouldn't had turned his nose up to many times at other creatures, now his nose resembles a pig! ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-12-2005, 11:53 PM	#5566
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It’s Gandalf the grey! Clocked! OR Why you should never ride behind an Oliphant after curry night. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-13-2005, 12:52 AM	#5567
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	GAMLING: Defend against 10000 Orcs? No way! I'm off! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-13-2005, 02:46 AM	#5568
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Boromir pic: Treebeard thought he was a pincushion... Gamling pic: The warg found that expression terribly appetizing. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 06-13-2005 at 02:50 AM.

06-13-2005, 02:48 AM	#5569
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"Run! If you want to live!" Gamling: No, Théoden! I didn't take your pizza! Nooooooooooooo! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-13-2005, 05:21 AM	#5570
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	His mother warned him that he would get stuck like that if the wind changed but Gamling just didn't listen. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-13-2005, 06:32 AM	#5571
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gamling,'This is what happens when Pippin pours boiling oil on you'! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-13-2005, 07:02 AM	#5572
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	...Guess who forgot their capital One card during the battle... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-13-2005, 07:12 AM	#5573
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Inexplicably, Gamling is attacked by a giant cartoon fish ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-13-2005, 08:11 AM	#5574
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Raaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! I am Simba, the Lion King! Rrrrrr..................oh wait, no I'm not." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-13-2005, 08:24 AM	#5575
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	ARGH! The sky isn't blue! It's actually Cyan! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-13-2005, 08:40 AM	#5576
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gamling looks to the skies, and is horrified by the enemy's new creation: winged badgers. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-13-2005, 12:30 PM	#5577
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Gamling is increasingly frustrated by the lack of his men to inform him if Balrogs be winged or not. "How can I plan this attack without that knowledge??" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-13-2005, 02:17 PM	#5578
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	As Gamling watches the house go up in flames, he suddenly remembers he left the stove on. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-13-2005, 02:42 PM	#5580
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gamling hears the Crazy Frog once too often. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-13-2005, 03:22 PM	#5581
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Lalwendë, you speak the truth. Hearing it once, is one time too many... Anyway, Gamling was shocked by the new picture! Gandalf still refused to admit that he had no idea of where he was. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-13-2005, 03:22 PM	#5582
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The sun? In the sky? Inconceivable! EDIT: You could post a new pic before I'm done with the old one.... Let's see...... Gandalf: "Mountains? In Rohan? Inconceivable!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 06-13-2005 at 03:26 PM. Reason: petulance

06-13-2005, 03:37 PM	#5583
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: Hmm, where did I leave that dratted Hobbit? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-13-2005, 03:52 PM	#5584
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf's new defence strategy was to hide Minas Tirith under his cloak. The Gondorians didn't complain, at least it stopped him being uncloaked. Or Yet another tourist complains about false advertising after following the signs to the Gap of Rohan. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-13-2005, 04:26 PM	#5585
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: I am so sick of those Hobbits hiding in the tall grass! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-13-2005, 04:39 PM	#5586
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Gandalf: "If only the hills could play some other music sometimes I wouldn't be on the verge of going mad."

06-13-2005, 05:02 PM	#5587
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	I knew I should've turned left at Rivendell! Edit: I just realized that this was my 300th post. Yay! __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.) Last edited by Orominuialwen; 06-15-2005 at 09:01 PM.

06-14-2005, 03:31 AM	#5588
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Damn I knew should have taken that Camelot job!!

06-14-2005, 04:13 AM	#5589
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	The Before box on a Saruman Enterprises Ad. Wizards! Feeling depressed? Lonely? Don't despair! Become a Minion of Evil (TM) and meet the orc buddies of your dreams! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-14-2005, 04:28 AM	#5590
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf the grey stars in: The eternal search for the contact lens! OR Gandalf finds himself wondering if taking directions from an Orc was an all together good idea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2005, 06:12 AM	#5591
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf boldly goes where nobody has been before. And misses the evidence that Bill the Pony went there before him. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-14-2005, 07:07 AM	#5592
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gamlingto Hama: i originally auditioned for your role, thought it would be cool warg jumps down and kills Hama Gamling: holy crap!... i knew i was the beautiful one... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-14-2005, 07:23 AM	#5593
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Ang, I'm thinking: "Isengard Encounters" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-14-2005, 07:39 AM	#5594
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Isengard's Beautiful People's Club __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-14-2005, 07:59 AM	#5595
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf Pic: Gandalf lives up to one of his nicknames...(someone guesses the right one you get confetti). Saruman pic: "Come see the story of Saruman and his technicolored robe live on broadway. Starring Chris Lee and his creepy friends." __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-14-2005, 08:16 AM	#5596
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Has to be the Grey Wanderer. If not, then it's at least applicable; thus I must receive confetti on a technicality. The Grey Wanderer during a characteristically long journey to the supermarket for eggs and milk. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond