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hobbitlass · 10-22-2002, 08:16 AM

Bilbo handed Gandalf his "burgler for hire" resignation papers.
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What was Bilbo really paying off when he gave the Elvenking the necklace?

TolkienGurl · 10-22-2002, 02:41 PM

his rather expensive bar tab

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Why was Galadriel full of sorrow?

HerenIstarion · 10-23-2002, 01:02 AM

Her bonnie was over the ocean, in Valmar

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What is carrock?

gralin musicteeth · 10-23-2002, 02:51 PM

What happened when Pippin started driving lessons but could not reach the pedals [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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what is Gandalf's brother's name?

hobbitlass · 10-23-2002, 02:56 PM

*no answer*

Gralin musicteeth- It took me a minute but I got it. AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA! Too funny!

10-23-2002, 06:13 PM

Was that an answer? My answer is: Qwerty the chartruse. He's the 4th most powerful Istari.

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OK, What made Legolas decide to be Gimli's friend in Lothlorien? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 05:50 AM

He wanted to lull Gimli into a false sense of security so that he could steal a strand of Galadriel's hair from him. Legolas was hopelessly in love with her.

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What happened at the Field of Cormallen?

Estelyn Telcontar · 10-24-2002, 05:57 AM

Unfortunately, the original name of that field has changed throughout the centuries. It was called the Field of Choir Mellon in the First Age, and that is where the Elven Friends of Music Choir gave their open air concerts.

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What did the Troll's purse say when Bilbo tried to burglar it?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 06:19 AM

It said "No chance, old son. He's completely stony."

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Who was King in Erebor during the War of the Ring?

HerenIstarion · 10-24-2002, 06:38 AM

(in a n abstract soret of voice):

"To make a purse successful, transit should be part of the purse business, on order to give sufficient volume. Combining it with transport is something that will speed up to development of purse"

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What for was there a trapdoor in Thranduil's cellar?

HerenIstarion · 10-24-2002, 06:42 AM

Sorry Squatter, I was distracted while "reply" window was already open. I haven't noticed your answer.

ok

It was someone by the name of Rebor. he was computer addicted, so the e-Rebor, which accidentally ended up in Erebor.

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Why there was a trapdoor is Thranduil's cellar?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 08:23 AM

Not to worry. Happens to the best of us.

So that he could go for naked midnight swims without being photographed by the gutter press.

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What was the disaster of the Gladden Fields?

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Estelyn Telcontar · 10-24-2002, 08:59 AM

The Thanksgiving Day celebration when the Morris dancers didn't show up.

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What was Taniquetil?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 09:04 AM

Taniquetil was a small valley in Southern Mordor.

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Which nobleman of Rohan foolishly attempted to pass the Paths of the Dead and never returned?

Birdland · 10-24-2002, 09:40 AM

Garcian the DeadHead. He is now a roadie on perpetual tour and extremely grateful for the gig.

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Why did Legolas and Gimli share a horse?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 09:45 AM

Because they got peckish on the journey.

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What did Faramir see to convince him that his brother was dead?

Aramacil · 10-24-2002, 11:28 AM

The answer is simple, it was the body of his brother, floating by him when he was fishing in the river.

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How many rings where originally made?

TolkienGurl · 10-24-2002, 01:04 PM

There were originally 20 rings made for great kings of men who turned into 20 Nazgul, eleven of whom either drowned, got too drunk to move, or got lost along the way to find the Halflings. That's why there were only Nine in LOTR (see "Dude, Where's My Ring" for the full story. Its in the fanfiction section. HILARIOUS.) Then Sauron melted the rings of the eleven unfortunate Nazgul and made his own jewelry business, with the One Ring as a display item. (I made that last part up. Kinda lame. I know.)

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Why did Sauron decide to wage war against the free peoples of Middle-earth?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 01:21 PM

He was drunk one night. He apologised later.

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Where in Middle-earth can Mithril be found?

mark12_30 · 10-24-2002, 01:25 PM

You harvest it off of Mallorn trees in the spring. That's why the borders of Lorien are guarded by rabid Haldirs.

Why did Galadriel give the fellowship three boats?

Childlike Empress · 10-24-2002, 01:30 PM

In the clouds. The Dwarves have some trouuble mining it, believe you me.

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Why did Gandalf always wear a pointy hat?

Childlike Empress · 10-24-2002, 01:33 PM

Sorry mark 12_30, I didn't refresh soon enough I guess [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Galdriel only gave them three boats because, despite the prevalence of Mithril in their land, the Lorien Elves are really quite impoverished (the Dwarves make the Elves do the mining, you see, and hog all the profits) and three was all they could afford to spare.

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Why did Gandalf wear a hat? (please don't say "because he's bald"...that's boring)

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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 01:35 PM

What would you do if you had a tall, pointy head? That's why.

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What is the name of the large inland sea North of Mordor?

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mark12_30 · 10-24-2002, 01:39 PM

Sauron's Spitoon.

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Why do the big statues by Tol Brandir (name escapes me) face Northward?

TolkienGurl · 10-24-2002, 01:43 PM

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What is the name of the large inland sea North of Mordor?

The Sea of Happiness. Sauron liked to go there and frolick through the large fields of daisies with the cute little bunnies during his free time.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself! Please continue with the following question made by mark 12_30:

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Why do the big statues by Tol Brandir (name escapes me) face Northward?

HerenIstarion · 10-25-2002, 12:30 AM

They were made of magnet. Those statues were used by Elendil and his sailors as a compass on their sea journeys. When they settled down in Gondor, there was no more need for compasses, so statues were thrown away, but still pointed northward as any decent compass would do

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What was in the pot Bilbo had stolen from Smaug which cused so much of dwarves' excitement?

Eruhen · 10-25-2002, 09:12 AM

It was pot!!!!! The "bowl" was actually Thorin's old bong that he had since he was a rebellious teenager.

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What is Aman?

hobbitlass · 10-25-2002, 03:01 PM

Grown-up boy, opposite of Awoman.
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What else did Wormtongue have in his chest besides Theoden's sword?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-25-2002, 08:24 PM

Three changes of underwear, some questionable woodcuts and a bacon sandwich.

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What did Sauron call himself when dealing with the Smiths of Eregion?

Catherine · 10-26-2002, 02:07 PM

Pawget
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Why was this his name?

Elven Mistress · 10-26-2002, 06:41 PM

Pawget stood for Person At Which Gets Eaten There

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Sticking with Pawget...
Where was "there"??

Marileangorifurnimaluim · 10-26-2002, 11:00 PM

Oh dear, let's not go there, girlfriend. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

On the left buttock. (Mosquitos are pretty bad this time of year.)

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What was Sam saying goodbye to in the cellar at Bag End?

Childlike Empress · 10-27-2002, 10:50 AM

His lucky rabbit's foot, which, gentle soul that he was, Sam had not separated from the rabbit.

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What does Ted Sandyman do in his off hours?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-27-2002, 11:05 AM

He cuts the legs off rabbits to make lucky rabbits' feet for the Isengard and Dunland export markets. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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How and why did Bilbo avoid meeting Lobelia Sackville-Baggins?

Birdland · 10-27-2002, 11:45 AM

I never understood that myself, because everyone in the Shire said they would be perfect for each other, and Hobbiton is a small town.

But there it is; She'd be leaving The Green Dragon just as Bilbo was walking in. Or her dance card would already be full when Bilbo mangaged to arrive late (again) at the various functions that they both attended. And so, sadly, there never was an introduction.

If there had been, things would have been very different, let me tell you, what with Lobelia wearing the One Ring on her left hand. (sigh)

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How is that Sam had never seen an Elf before?

Gandalf_theGrey · 10-27-2002, 11:50 AM

What stopped Sam from seeing Elves was that those durned oliphaunts were always getting in the way.

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What's the real reason Gollum never ate cooked food?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-27-2002, 12:37 PM

Because Gollum, poor debased creature that he is, is the worst cook in the entire world. Raw fish intestines were simply better than his cooking.

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What song is it that Sam sings on the way to Amon Sûl?

Estelyn Telcontar · 10-27-2002, 01:24 PM

It's "Yellow Submarine", because that's the only song of which all know the chorus and can sing along.

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What insulting name did Bilbo call the spiders in Mirkwood?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-27-2002, 01:35 PM

Well, obviously "splitters". They were all members of the Mirkwood Arachnids' Front, and not the Arachnids' Front of Mirkwood .

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Where and what is the Window on the West?

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TolkienGurl · 10-27-2002, 02:54 PM

The Window on the West is, oddly enough, on the East side of the Hill. That's the window that Gandalf pulled Sam in through in 'The Shadow of the Past.'

Why did Sam decide to go with Frodo to Mordor?

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10-22-2002, 08:16 AM	#521
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Bilbo handed Gandalf his "burgler for hire" resignation papers. ************************************************ ************ What was Bilbo really paying off when he gave the Elvenking the necklace? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-22-2002, 02:41 PM	#522
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	his rather expensive bar tab --------------- Why was Galadriel full of sorrow? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

10-23-2002, 01:02 AM	#523
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Her bonnie was over the ocean, in Valmar ===================================== What is carrock? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-23-2002, 02:51 PM	#524
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	What happened when Pippin started driving lessons but could not reach the pedals [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what is Gandalf's brother's name? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-23-2002, 02:56 PM	#525
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	no answer Gralin musicteeth- It took me a minute but I got it. AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA! Too funny! __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-23-2002, 06:13 PM	#526
Dagmar of Avalon Guest Posts: n/a	Was that an answer? My answer is: Qwerty the chartruse. He's the 4th most powerful Istari. ```````````````````````````````````````````` OK, What made Legolas decide to be Gimli's friend in Lothlorien? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

10-24-2002, 05:50 AM	#527
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He wanted to lull Gimli into a false sense of security so that he could steal a strand of Galadriel's hair from him. Legolas was hopelessly in love with her. -------------------------------------------- What happened at the Field of Cormallen? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 05:57 AM	#528
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Unfortunately, the original name of that field has changed throughout the centuries. It was called the Field of Choir Mellon in the First Age, and that is where the Elven Friends of Music Choir gave their open air concerts. ------------------ What did the Troll's purse say when Bilbo tried to burglar it? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

10-24-2002, 06:19 AM	#529
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	It said "No chance, old son. He's completely stony." --------------------------- Who was King in Erebor during the War of the Ring? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 06:38 AM	#530
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	(in a n abstract soret of voice): "To make a purse successful, transit should be part of the purse business, on order to give sufficient volume. Combining it with transport is something that will speed up to development of purse" ================================= What for was there a trapdoor in Thranduil's cellar? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-24-2002, 06:42 AM	#531
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Sorry Squatter, I was distracted while "reply" window was already open. I haven't noticed your answer. ok It was someone by the name of Rebor. he was computer addicted, so the e-Rebor, which accidentally ended up in Erebor. ======================================== Why there was a trapdoor is Thranduil's cellar? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-24-2002, 08:23 AM	#532
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Not to worry. Happens to the best of us. So that he could go for naked midnight swims without being photographed by the gutter press. -------------------------------------------- What was the disaster of the Gladden Fields? [ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 08:59 AM	#533
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	The Thanksgiving Day celebration when the Morris dancers didn't show up. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° What was Taniquetil? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

10-24-2002, 09:04 AM	#534
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Taniquetil was a small valley in Southern Mordor. ---------------------------------------- Which nobleman of Rohan foolishly attempted to pass the Paths of the Dead and never returned? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 09:40 AM	#535
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	Garcian the DeadHead. He is now a roadie on perpetual tour and extremely grateful for the gig. *************** Why did Legolas and Gimli share a horse?

10-24-2002, 09:45 AM	#536
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because they got peckish on the journey. ---------------------------------------- What did Faramir see to convince him that his brother was dead? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 11:28 AM	#537
Aramacil Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 131	The answer is simple, it was the body of his brother, floating by him when he was fishing in the river. ********************************* How many rings where originally made? __________________ "I will take the Ring," he said, "though I do not know the way."

10-24-2002, 01:04 PM	#538
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	There were originally 20 rings made for great kings of men who turned into 20 Nazgul, eleven of whom either drowned, got too drunk to move, or got lost along the way to find the Halflings. That's why there were only Nine in LOTR (see "Dude, Where's My Ring" for the full story. Its in the fanfiction section. HILARIOUS.) Then Sauron melted the rings of the eleven unfortunate Nazgul and made his own jewelry business, with the One Ring as a display item. (I made that last part up. Kinda lame. I know.) - - - - - - - - - Why did Sauron decide to wage war against the free peoples of Middle-earth? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

10-24-2002, 01:21 PM	#539
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He was drunk one night. He apologised later. -------------------------------------------- Where in Middle-earth can Mithril be found? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 01:25 PM	#540
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	You harvest it off of Mallorn trees in the spring. That's why the borders of Lorien are guarded by rabid Haldirs. Why did Galadriel give the fellowship three boats? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

10-24-2002, 01:30 PM	#541
Childlike Empress Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fantasia Posts: 109	In the clouds. The Dwarves have some trouuble mining it, believe you me. ------------------------------------ Why did Gandalf always wear a pointy hat? __________________ Fantasia is with you in your heart. It is the story of which we are a part. Take my hand, come with me, join in my Neverending Story.

10-24-2002, 01:33 PM	#542
Childlike Empress Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fantasia Posts: 109	Sorry mark 12_30, I didn't refresh soon enough I guess [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Galdriel only gave them three boats because, despite the prevalence of Mithril in their land, the Lorien Elves are really quite impoverished (the Dwarves make the Elves do the mining, you see, and hog all the profits) and three was all they could afford to spare. ------------------------- Why did Gandalf wear a hat? (please don't say "because he's bald"...that's boring) [ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ] __________________ Fantasia is with you in your heart. It is the story of which we are a part. Take my hand, come with me, join in my Neverending Story.

10-24-2002, 01:35 PM	#543
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	What would you do if you had a tall, pointy head? That's why. ------------------------------------------- What is the name of the large inland sea North of Mordor? [ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-24-2002, 01:39 PM	#544
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Sauron's Spitoon. **** Why do the big statues by Tol Brandir (name escapes me) face Northward? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

10-25-2002, 12:30 AM	#546
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	They were made of magnet. Those statues were used by Elendil and his sailors as a compass on their sea journeys. When they settled down in Gondor, there was no more need for compasses, so statues were thrown away, but still pointed northward as any decent compass would do =================================== What was in the pot Bilbo had stolen from Smaug which cused so much of dwarves' excitement? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-25-2002, 09:12 AM	#547
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	It was pot!!!!! The "bowl" was actually Thorin's old bong that he had since he was a rebellious teenager. --------------------------------------------- What is Aman? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-25-2002, 03:01 PM	#548
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Grown-up boy, opposite of Awoman. ********************************* What else did Wormtongue have in his chest besides Theoden's sword? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-25-2002, 08:24 PM	#549
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Three changes of underwear, some questionable woodcuts and a bacon sandwich. ------------------------------------------- What did Sauron call himself when dealing with the Smiths of Eregion? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-26-2002, 02:07 PM	#550
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Pawget ~~~~~~~~~~~ Why was this his name? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

10-26-2002, 06:41 PM	#551
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Pawget stood for Person At Which Gets Eaten There ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sticking with Pawget... Where was "there"?? __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

10-26-2002, 11:00 PM	#552
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	Oh dear, let's not go there, girlfriend. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] On the left buttock. (Mosquitos are pretty bad this time of year.) ***************** What was Sam saying goodbye to in the cellar at Bag End? __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

10-27-2002, 10:50 AM	#553
Childlike Empress Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fantasia Posts: 109	His lucky rabbit's foot, which, gentle soul that he was, Sam had not separated from the rabbit. --------------------------------------- What does Ted Sandyman do in his off hours? __________________ Fantasia is with you in your heart. It is the story of which we are a part. Take my hand, come with me, join in my Neverending Story.

10-27-2002, 11:05 AM	#554
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He cuts the legs off rabbits to make lucky rabbits' feet for the Isengard and Dunland export markets. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ------------------------------------------ How and why did Bilbo avoid meeting Lobelia Sackville-Baggins? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-27-2002, 11:45 AM	#555
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	I never understood that myself, because everyone in the Shire said they would be perfect for each other, and Hobbiton is a small town. But there it is; She'd be leaving The Green Dragon just as Bilbo was walking in. Or her dance card would already be full when Bilbo mangaged to arrive late (again) at the various functions that they both attended. And so, sadly, there never was an introduction. If there had been, things would have been very different, let me tell you, what with Lobelia wearing the One Ring on her left hand. (sigh) ***********************************8 How is that Sam had never seen an Elf before?

10-27-2002, 11:50 AM	#556
Gandalf_theGrey Visionary Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 633	What stopped Sam from seeing Elves was that those durned oliphaunts were always getting in the way. ____________________________________________ What's the real reason Gollum never ate cooked food?