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Unfortunately, the Eagles were attacked by a huge alien spaceship with laser guns.
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Fortunately, due to a gross miscalculation in scale, the entire alien battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog.
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Unfortunately the eagles were still sticking by that earlier vow and refused to take the Ring to Mordor as they thought it was 'Hobbit work'.
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Fortunately Gil-Galad looked on with a smirk seeing how his post is affecting the future of this thread, he steals the ring from the eagles
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Unfortunately, he exploded.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately the fans were upset that Gil-Galad died so they brought him back never to die again
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Unfortunately (for Gil at least), the ring was far away by now and the Hobbits found it!
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Fortunately (for Gil-galad) the hobbits lost it and he stumbled upon it again.
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Unfortunately (for Gil) he stumbled over the Ring and fell headfirst into a never-ending chasm, never to be seen again.
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Unfortunately, in the great party that was almost never-ending, the hobbits, once again, lost the ring...
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Fortunately, a friendly figure in black armour and wielding a mace found it and brought it to the hobbits.
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Unfortunately it wasn't Saurons Alter-Ego, Herbert
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Fortunately, it was really Tom Bombadil in an extremely strange mood. (Or is this "Unfortunately"...?)
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Unfortunately, ( Yes, it is...) his friend, Travelosity's The Travelling Nome, stole it from him whilst he was in mid-verse of his ring ballad...
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I think you mean Gnome, Ka...
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Unfortunately the Nome (have you never read Terry Pratchett Hookbill) was too small to be seen by the Hobbits and they stepped on him by accident.
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Fortunately, in doing so, they noticed where the Ring was.
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Fortunately bats don't like to fly in the daylight and so nested in Aragorn's hair.
And Hookbill Pratchett is as good if not better than Douglas Adams.
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Unfortunately, Aragorn's hair hadn't been washed in several weeks and smelled so bad that the bats flew off.
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Fortunately the bats flew by Gandalf, who angrily put a curse on them which removed their opposable thumbs, thus they dropped the ring...
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Unfortunately, in a steamy pile of bat guano!
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Fortunately, Gandalf had some gloved with witch to pick it up.
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Unfortunately these witchy gloves had a mind a of their own and after picking up the Ring they slid off Gandalf's hands and ran away.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately they ran right over the volcano and into Mount Doom, thus destroying the ring
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Unfortunately, Frodo then woke up and realised that it had all been a dream and the Ring was still there!
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Fortunately, he was right next to Mount Doom.
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Unfortunately, Sauron had formulated a plan for this eventuality… Mount Doom had Wheels!
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Fortunately the motarized mount doom blew it's engine.
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Unfortunately, as it had moved a little before it blew the engine, poor Frodo was now back at the bottom of the mountain.
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Fortunatley Frodo Convinced the alien eating dog to carry him back up the mountain
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Unfortunately the alien eating dog disappeared as suddenly and mysterious as he had appeared and Frodo fell to the ground and knocked himself unconscious.
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FortunatelyGandalf who appears randomly *in scene 24 with beautiful acting* is able to revive him
**An homage to monty python holy grail(for those who didnt relize it at first
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Unfortunately, by now, Mount Doom was fixed and fast riding off into the sunset.
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Fortunately, the driver was pulled over for speeding by the Mordor Highway Patrol, giving Frodo time to catch up to the mobile volcano.
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Unfortunately, The Mordor Highway Patrol was corrupt and let the Mountain drive on.
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Fortunately, Frodo had a super-fast sports car and caught up to it.
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Unfortunately, it was not an environmentally friendly car, for it had a huge engine and only went 1 mile to the gallon. So naturally, he stopped pretty soon and Mount Doom rolled off into the distance.
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Fortunately, Mount Doom also ran out of gas.
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