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06-07-2005, 07:31 PM
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Maundering Mage
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Dom is clearly pondering the recent post of Davem and others asking himself. Did I bring primary world baggage into the film with me?
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-07-2005, 11:31 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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A modification to the old joke.
Merry sees Gandalf the Grey . . . in a see-through cloak!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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06-08-2005, 12:00 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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From a perspective atop Treebeard, Merry looks down at Pippin in annoyance as he realizes that Pippin has more beautiful hair.
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06-08-2005, 12:04 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Pippen: Now, what was my name? I can't rember my name! Merry, what is my name?!?!?!?
Merry: Pippen! Pippen: What?!?! Merry: *sighs*
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So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!! |
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06-08-2005, 02:55 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Merry: I'm sure I left that new pic somewhere around here...
 Theoden: Watch this, Aragorn, I can make that guy at the end wet himself... Aragorn: ... nice... 
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06-08-2005, 03:25 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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The Continued Adventures Of Ugluk-"007"
Now in his "tall, grim Ranger" disguise, Ugluk calculates the angle required to knock Theoden into the flaming brazier...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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06-08-2005, 06:25 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The opening shot of Quentin Tariontino's Reservoir Wargs.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-08-2005, 06:30 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Théoden regrets betting Aragorn he could hop on one leg all day.
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06-08-2005, 07:02 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Aragorn: we still don't have enough men...
Legolas: what if we built a giant wooden badger? Theoden: i like it Gimli: no, we need the holy hand-grenade of Antioch! Theoden: i like it Aragorn: no, we should wait for reinforcements to come Theoden: i hate it
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-08-2005, 09:08 AM
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Alive without breath
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Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Théoden: Right, how many men do we have?
Aragorn: Erm... 12, 13, 14, m'lord. Théoden: Excellent! We'll win this battle against the 40 billion Orcs in double quick time.
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06-08-2005, 09:16 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Theoden: "How long have you been waiting for this bus, mate?"
Man at front of queue: "About 4 hours, I'm afraid..."
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06-08-2005, 10:07 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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"Gissa job. I can do that."
23 years later and he was still looking for work. His hair was more grey and the kids had got a bit older though.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-08-2005, 10:17 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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It's Graduation Day at Helm's Deep (without the hats).
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06-08-2005, 12:42 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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It wasn't just the actors that showed up in costume at the premiere of The Two Towers, but most of the audience as well...
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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06-08-2005, 12:43 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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The little smirk on Aragorn's face speaks only too clearly...
HA! He's only king of Rohan one I'll be king of Gondor....King I tell you!!! or (same smirk) Man if legolas doesn't stop goosing me I may loose it and just laugh out loud. 
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-08-2005, 01:26 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Theoden: I don't care if we stay out here all week. We are not leaving until the person who painted my helmet pink owns up! You there, did you paint my helmet?
Guard: N-no, Sire... Aragorn: You want me to get Gimli to thump him?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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06-08-2005, 02:29 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Theoden: "This is Helm's Deep? Crumbs! I'm meant to be in Rivendell!"
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06-08-2005, 04:18 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Theoden: "Well men, the Uruks are advancing. We are badly outnumbered, but we can still defeat them! Just remember, now is the time for ruin, the time for wrath, & a red dawn!! DEATH!!! (smiles as he adds...) If you run into any problems, Aragorn and I will be in the Keep playing poker."
Aragorn: "Texas Hold 'Em, baby!!" |
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06-08-2005, 04:22 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Soldier on the left: "Quick! Hide the Dominoes! The boss is coming!"
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Gordon's alive!
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06-08-2005, 04:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Theoden Pic:
The Fashion Police rolled into town... Theoden: Fashion! turn to the left, Fashion! turn to the right! Legolas: Oooh, fashion! Gimli: We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town... Aragorn: Beep-beep! ~ Ka
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06-08-2005, 05:30 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Guard in the front: (whispering to robed guard) Do it, do it!
Robed guard: (cough) Theoden's momma was a hamster. or.... Theoden: There is the man that stole my pink elephant!
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Fenris Penguin
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06-08-2005, 06:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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 Eomer didn't think that agreeing to joust with the Haradrim was the smartest thing he had ever done.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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06-08-2005, 06:57 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Eomer's failure to grasp the concept of perspective was always getting him into trouble...
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06-08-2005, 08:17 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Eomer uses he newly invented, though comically oversized, laser pointer in hopes of blinding the rider of the mumakil.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-08-2005, 08:27 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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good things remembered?
Stay on target...stay on target...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-08-2005, 09:39 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Eomer: Maby I can through this spear and knock one of the guys off nah, LEGOLAS!!!!!!!
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So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!! |
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06-08-2005, 10:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Much beknownced to others, Eomer was a regular Monet on horseback...
~ Impressionist Ka
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06-08-2005, 10:57 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Eomer: "Sure, it's big enough..."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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06-08-2005, 11:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Eomer: I'll show that Legolas who can be most stylish with a wepon...
OR Eomer took animal rights a little too far when protesting against using oliphants in circuses.
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06-09-2005, 12:50 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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Sporting highlight
In the Rohan-Harad snooker final, Eomer Eadig takes on Jimmy the Mumak...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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06-09-2005, 01:09 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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When kings go bad...
Helm's Deep (?) pic:
Aragorn follows Theoden around, with an innocent look on his face, as the king of Rohan searches for the man responsible for his limping. |
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06-09-2005, 02:50 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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"What a beautiful view!" Eomer chose the wrong moment to get his sketchbook and pencils out.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-09-2005, 04:52 AM
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Alive without breath
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Eomer: Oh blast, the Oliphant has some garlic stuck between his teeth! HOLD STILL!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-09-2005, 05:18 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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The Pelennor Fields' polo tournament had to be canceled as the Haradrim abused the rules...You just don't play polo riding an Oliphaunt.
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06-09-2005, 07:13 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
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"Blimey! That fortune-teller was right - I am going to be crushed by an Oliphaunt today!"
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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06-09-2005, 12:36 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Eomer realises it had been a mistake to give Treebeard the job as Elephant keeper at Edoras Safari Park ... or at least not to specicify that the animals should not be given ent-draught.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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06-09-2005, 01:11 PM
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Alive without breath
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Eomer: Here’s for the new picture!
 Pippin began to think that maybe, just maybe, this was too much ale for him.
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06-09-2005, 01:13 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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It's one of those pics that some of us can't see
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-09-2005, 01:14 PM
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Alive without breath
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Is that any better?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-09-2005, 01:19 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Yes thank you...still trying to think of something to say though
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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