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08-29-2008, 02:35 PM
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Fortunately, a great meteorite came out of the sky, which made them look and see.
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08-29-2008, 07:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately Varda lost her nerve when she saw the meteorite--"Who's been bringing down these lovely stars that took me ages to create?!"
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08-29-2008, 08:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Stephen Hawking explained to
Varda how to get new stars from some friendly, neighborhood black holes nearby.
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08-29-2008, 09:13 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Unfortunately, He was lying. The black Hole is actully a Portal from where the Mary-Sue came From. And when there's One. there will be More!
 Ran out of idea's. Sorry 
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08-29-2008, 11:04 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Morgoth, who wanted nobody else but him and his minions to be the lords of evil with him as the Great Chief, used all his power to close the black hole portal.
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08-29-2008, 11:19 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Unfortunately, Some of the mary-sue's got through.
I Know all to Well the Power of the Mary-Sue's. And you think Sauron or Morgoth is Bad? |
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08-30-2008, 12:26 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Fortunately all the Valar, Melkor included, decided to put behind all animosity to battle the Mary-Sues, and even invited Makar and Measse.
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08-30-2008, 01:23 AM
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Wight
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Unfortunately The Mary-Sue's Power was Beyond Imagination And the Valar Bearly stand a Chance!
Persistent these Mary-Sue's are. Actully reading about them as i Write! It's Scary
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08-30-2008, 07:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Fortunately Aule came forth from his forge, saying he had a machine to put an end to the Sues.
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08-30-2008, 10:20 AM
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Flame Imperishable
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Unfortunately, the Mary Sues had a counter-machine. It also happened to be able to talk and was pink and fluffy.
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08-30-2008, 10:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately a number of Marty Stus appeared
with counter-counter machines at Aule's request, to thwart the Mary Sues.
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08-30-2008, 11:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately the Mary-Sues were just too pink, too fluffy, and too many.
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08-30-2008, 11:59 PM
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Wight
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Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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(Warning: this is a refrence to the Movie's. I sorry
)Fortunately, Sauron thought about Something. he searched for the Witch-King to ask where Everybody's Favorite orc, Gothmog was. Hoping to find the orc and Scare the Mary-Sue's away.  Yep. I really ran out of idea's. |
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08-31-2008, 12:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Apparently this Gothmog happened to have been eaten by a Mary Sue. Unfortunately.
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08-31-2008, 01:50 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Fortunately, Gothmog was still alive and The Mary-Sue Spat him back out. "Ewww, Not very Tasty."
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08-31-2008, 11:58 AM
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Flame Imperishable
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Unfortunately he died of being exposed to bad characterisation.
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08-31-2008, 12:10 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Fortunately, he was only faking the death and was Pretty much Healthy, Wealthy and Wise.
Well, He doesn't look very "Healthy, Wealthy and Wise" with that look
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08-31-2008, 12:19 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Unfortunately, 5 minutes later, he really did die.
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08-31-2008, 12:34 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Fortunately, he came back from the dead.... As a ghost!!!!
Running out of Idea's. Gothing's and Mogging's isn't going to last long.
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08-31-2008, 02:51 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Unfortunately, ghosts aren't aloud in Middle-earth, so he commited suicide (or at least tried to).
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08-31-2008, 05:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Fortunately, Melkor claims to have a good idea.
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08-31-2008, 06:18 PM
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Wight
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Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Unfortunately, The idea was Less-Likely to be succesfull and was Fairly dangerous
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09-01-2008, 09:49 AM
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Flame Imperishable
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Fortunately, Eru decided he wasn't happy with Arda the way it was, and decided to start from scratch.
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09-01-2008, 10:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately he forgot to make Melkor un-evil so the rebellion of that weird guy continued
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09-02-2008, 11:12 AM
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Fortunately, this time, no-one else joined.
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09-03-2008, 09:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately he held a really large tantrum much like a whiny kid who doesn't get his supply of sweets or is forced to eat veggies.
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09-05-2008, 11:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Eru practiced good parenting, and dealt with the issue swiftly.
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09-05-2008, 11:41 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately Turin accidentally blasted off some unknown-of before experiment of Aule.
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09-10-2008, 07:41 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Aule's new experiment consisted of a
friendly ice hockey game (played on the Helcaraxe) between orcs and a Noldo third division team (to equal the odds) to determine mastership of Beleriand.
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09-10-2008, 10:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, and predictably, the orcs cheated.
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09-10-2008, 01:25 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Fortunately, they still lost.
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09-10-2008, 01:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, during the Noldo win Maedros's
prosthetic hand came off and was carried by a gleeful balrog back to Thangorodrim.
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09-10-2008, 04:28 PM
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Fortunately, he grew a new hand (Maedhros, not the Balrog!
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09-10-2008, 04:40 PM
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Alive without breath
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Unfortunately, the Balrog also grew a new, more HORRIBLE, hand.
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09-10-2008, 05:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately (although not for the balrog)
he was watching the mst3000 version of the Crawling Hand and the hand decided to strangle the balrog on the theory that one good hand deserves another.
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09-10-2008, 11:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately in the midst of all this there came a hurricane.
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09-10-2008, 11:27 PM
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Fortunately, It only swept the Balrog away.
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09-11-2008, 02:13 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Unfortuantely, it came back.
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09-11-2008, 04:38 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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Fortunately, Another hurricane came
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09-11-2008, 07:45 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Unfortunately, Another Balrog came and his name was johnny.......
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