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**The Saucepan Man** · 06-05-2005, 05:15 AM

Erestor feigned shock at the discovery of Elrond's body, while secretly formulating his bid for mastership of Rivendell.

Boromir88 · 06-05-2005, 05:32 AM

Elrond decided to screw going on a long journey for months and just decides to fast forward.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-05-2005, 12:58 PM

All are utterly shocked at the revelations that smoking is bad for you.

Gandalf: Surly not!

Prof Frodo: I'm afraid so.

P.S. HURAH! 800th post! *Does a dance*

SamwiseGamgee · 06-05-2005, 05:23 PM

The troupe of dancing weasels Elrond had booked as an ice-breaker at the Council received mixed reviews.

Gil-Galad · 06-05-2005, 06:45 PM

Gandalf: can't you see, you must take the ring now!

Boromir: surely you don't mean it!

Gandalf: of course i mean it! and don't call me Shirly!

Boromir88 · 06-05-2005, 08:12 PM

The Council stares in shock and awe as the picture of the floor

As Elrond rambles on about honor, and duty, and doing the thing. The Fellowship thinks...
Aragorn: His daughter was so hawttt in that gown last night.
Boromir: God I hate when he enters into a monologue.
Gimli: I'm not here. You can't see me.
Pippin: Wow, I never knew elves had pointy ears.
Sam: Stupid elf. I can't believe he picked Frodo of all people to bear the ring.
Frodo: Why would he choose me of all people?

Gil-Galad · 06-05-2005, 08:56 PM

Elrond: i told you i didn't pass wind!

Gurthang · 06-05-2005, 09:30 PM

The Fellowship has no idea that an Elf In Black is standing behind them holding a machine gun.

AND

Nobody laughed at Elrond's joke....except Elrond.

AND

Somebody shrunk Gimli's head.

Ainaserkewen · 06-05-2005, 11:09 PM

Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 02:40 AM

The Elf in the background was hoping to be noticed by wearing a Father Christmas hat, but everyone was distracted by Gandalf’s opening of the Wizard strip club, "Uncloaked"... :| (Note Gandalf's smug expression)

Lhunardawen · 06-06-2005, 04:56 AM

Sorry Elrond, they know it's a trick camera.

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-06-2005, 04:57 AM

The Fellowship group photograph was ruined by Erestor mooning to the left of the camera.

Anguirel · 06-06-2005, 05:03 AM

Pippin's eyes are drawn to Legolas's buxom figure. "Oy! Some Mary-Sue has smuggled herself into the Fellowship for the eight thousandth time..."

Gil-Galad · 06-06-2005, 06:57 AM

Erestor: hey guys whats going on? whats that sign? "People standing here are going on a dangerous quest with a high chance of dying" oh crap...might as well bring my lucky red shirt along!

Gurthang · 06-06-2005, 10:09 AM

Seriously, look how small Gimli's head is!

Morsul the Dark · 06-06-2005, 10:49 AM

Elf in Black: See only true LOTR fans will nknow this is an omage to the tenth fellowship member originally written in by Tolkien!*

Elrond you nin shall be...

Elf:Ten

Elrond: NINE! you nine will be the fellowship of the ring!

*I dont actually know if this is true I doubt it but thats beside the point it was funny when I thought of it

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 11:02 AM

The Fellowship watch as Elrond and Glorfindell's Balrogian* discussions gets out of hand.

...

*My term for the on going "Do Balrogs have wings" argument... it is also the name of the Balrog's language... I assume.

mormegil · 06-06-2005, 11:28 AM

Sean Bean finds it difficult to hide his disgust that he wasn't chosen for the Legolas role

--"I'm every bit as beautiful and manly as he is, oh and can you imagine me with long blonde flowing hair? SEXY!!!"

The Elf-warrior · 06-06-2005, 12:00 PM

No one liked Arwen's singing.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-06-2005, 12:20 PM

For what must be about the 12th time this week, Elrond pretends to have stolen the One Ring and dances about his house shouting I am the new Dark Lord, and you will all bow down to me, me, MEEEEEEEE!!!!, and no-one else thinks it's funny. (Well, Gandalf looked slightly amused.)

Meela · 06-06-2005, 01:15 PM

Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them...

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!
Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits.
Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex.

Lalwendë · 06-06-2005, 02:25 PM

As Elrond prepared to entertain the Fellowship with a demonstration of his infamous spin bowling technique, most of the assembled party looked on nonchalantly. Aragorn, however, had painful memories of Elrond's sporting 'prowess' and automatically assumed a defensive posture.

Ainaserkewen · 06-06-2005, 03:21 PM

Elrond: Yes, I remember this one. This is how they all looked right before I soaked them with a garden hose.

And no, he doesn't have a picture of a soaked fellowship.

SamwiseGamgee · 06-06-2005, 03:35 PM

Gimli: Lift me a wee bit higher, Boromir, I want to see that dancing troupe of weasels. I wasn't here when Elrond last put the show on but, by jove, I've heard it's good.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!

I assume this would be that logo?

Back on topic:

Gandalf: They'll never know it was I who took the last chocolate!

Ainaserkewen · 06-06-2005, 03:42 PM

Found this...

Merry: Ah, this is how it feels to be straddled on a travelling tree branch all day...I'll surely be walking funny for awhile, that's for sure.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 03:50 PM

Merry wonders how he can tell the others about how he accidentally killed pippin.

Merry: I'm sure Gandalf will understand...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-07-2005, 05:21 AM

After running out of food and eating Pippin, Merry wonders why he was in this stupid quest in the first place.

The Only Real Estel · 06-07-2005, 06:14 AM

Merry: "Am I Lost?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 09:15 AM

Merry tries to think of a better insult than "Fool of a Took!"

Merry: Gandalf isn't going to get one over on me!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-07-2005, 09:28 AM

Can't.......see!

It's another of those Arwen-Undomiel.com things.

But I'll hazard a guess at a caption based on your responses.

A few moments with Treebeard was enough to make Merry realise that he should have done the gardening weeks ago.

(anywhere near?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 09:51 AM

This be it:

Hope you can see that Eomer!

Anyway;

Merry finally see why you shouldn't leave the cat in the house at night!

Meela · 06-07-2005, 10:06 AM

Whilst searching for something to smoke, Merry wonders whether Treebeard would miss a few of his leaves...

Boromir88 · 06-07-2005, 10:59 AM

Merry slowly gets a grasp of the fine game of ping-pong.

Anguirel · 06-07-2005, 11:03 AM

Ugluk poses in his brand-new, devastatingly cunning Hobbit disguise.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-07-2005, 01:23 PM

Ah, thank'ee; 'tis an amusing picture and no mistake!

Merry just can't figure out who the werewolves are....

Kath · 06-07-2005, 02:43 PM

Merry determines the distance to the ground and wonders whether Treebeard will notice his suicide attempt amidst the awful singing.

Memory of Trees · 06-07-2005, 02:52 PM

"Pip, there's a fly up my nose!"

wilwarin538 · 06-07-2005, 03:53 PM

Merry: How could Pip possibly have found me. A tree is the most uncommon place to hide during Hide-and-Seek.

The Elf-warrior · 06-07-2005, 07:09 PM

Merry noticed that the minstrel had a nose ring, which was unusual in a Gondorian.

06-05-2005, 05:15 AM	#5441
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	When Elves go bad ... Erestor feigned shock at the discovery of Elrond's body, while secretly formulating his bid for mastership of Rivendell. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-05-2005, 05:32 AM	#5442
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Elrond decided to screw going on a long journey for months and just decides to fast forward. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-05-2005, 12:58 PM	#5443
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	All are utterly shocked at the revelations that smoking is bad for you. Gandalf: Surly not! Prof Frodo: I'm afraid so. P.S. HURAH! 800th post! Does a dance __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-05-2005, 05:23 PM	#5444
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	The troupe of dancing weasels Elrond had booked as an ice-breaker at the Council received mixed reviews. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

06-05-2005, 06:45 PM	#5445
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gandalf: can't you see, you must take the ring now! Boromir: surely you don't mean it! Gandalf: of course i mean it! and don't call me Shirly! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-05-2005, 08:12 PM	#5446
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	The Council stares in shock and awe as the picture of the floor As Elrond rambles on about honor, and duty, and doing the thing. The Fellowship thinks... Aragorn: His daughter was so hawttt in that gown last night. Boromir: God I hate when he enters into a monologue. Gimli: I'm not here. You can't see me. Pippin: Wow, I never knew elves had pointy ears. Sam: Stupid elf. I can't believe he picked Frodo of all people to bear the ring. Frodo: Why would he choose me of all people? __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-05-2005, 08:56 PM	#5447
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Elrond: i told you i didn't pass wind! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-05-2005, 09:30 PM	#5448
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The Fellowship has no idea that an Elf In Black is standing behind them holding a machine gun. AND Nobody laughed at Elrond's joke....except Elrond. AND Somebody shrunk Gimli's head. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-05-2005, 11:09 PM	#5449
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-06-2005, 02:40 AM	#5450
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Elf in the background was hoping to be noticed by wearing a Father Christmas hat, but everyone was distracted by Gandalf’s opening of the Wizard strip club, "Uncloaked"... :\| (Note Gandalf's smug expression) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 04:56 AM	#5451
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Sorry Elrond, they know it's a trick camera.

06-06-2005, 04:57 AM	#5452
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	When Elves go bad II The Fellowship group photograph was ruined by Erestor mooning to the left of the camera. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-06-2005, 05:03 AM	#5453
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Pippin's eyes are drawn to Legolas's buxom figure. "Oy! Some Mary-Sue has smuggled herself into the Fellowship for the eight thousandth time..." __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-06-2005, 06:57 AM	#5454
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Erestor: hey guys whats going on? whats that sign? "People standing here are going on a dangerous quest with a high chance of dying" oh crap...might as well bring my lucky red shirt along! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-06-2005, 10:09 AM	#5455
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Seriously, look how small Gimli's head is! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-06-2005, 10:49 AM	#5456
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Elf in Black: See only true LOTR fans will nknow this is an omage to the tenth fellowship member originally written in by Tolkien!* Elrond you nin shall be... Elf:Ten Elrond: NINE! you nine will be the fellowship of the ring! *I dont actually know if this is true I doubt it but thats beside the point it was funny when I thought of it __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

06-06-2005, 11:02 AM	#5457
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Fellowship watch as Elrond and Glorfindell's Balrogian* discussions gets out of hand. ... *My term for the on going "Do Balrogs have wings" argument... it is also the name of the Balrog's language... I assume. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 11:28 AM	#5458
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Sean Bean finds it difficult to hide his disgust that he wasn't chosen for the Legolas role --"I'm every bit as beautiful and manly as he is, oh and can you imagine me with long blonde flowing hair? SEXY!!!" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-06-2005, 12:00 PM	#5459
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	No one liked Arwen's singing. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-06-2005, 12:20 PM	#5460
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	For what must be about the 12th time this week, Elrond pretends to have stolen the One Ring and dances about his house shouting I am the new Dark Lord, and you will all bow down to me, me, MEEEEEEEE!!!!, and no-one else thinks it's funny. (Well, Gandalf looked slightly amused.) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-06-2005, 01:15 PM	#5461
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them... Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits? Elrond: And capes. With a logo! Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits. Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-06-2005, 02:25 PM	#5462
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	As Elrond prepared to entertain the Fellowship with a demonstration of his infamous spin bowling technique, most of the assembled party looked on nonchalantly. Aragorn, however, had painful memories of Elrond's sporting 'prowess' and automatically assumed a defensive posture. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-06-2005, 03:21 PM	#5463
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Elrond: Yes, I remember this one. This is how they all looked right before I soaked them with a garden hose. And no, he doesn't have a picture of a soaked fellowship. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-06-2005, 03:35 PM	#5464
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gimli: Lift me a wee bit higher, Boromir, I want to see that dancing troupe of weasels. I wasn't here when Elrond last put the show on but, by jove, I've heard it's good. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

06-06-2005, 03:42 PM	#5466
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Found this... Merry: Ah, this is how it feels to be straddled on a travelling tree branch all day...I'll surely be walking funny for awhile, that's for sure. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-06-2005, 03:50 PM	#5467
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry wonders how he can tell the others about how he accidentally killed pippin. Merry: I'm sure Gandalf will understand... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 05:21 AM	#5468
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	This is why Elrond wanted them home. After running out of food and eating Pippin, Merry wonders why he was in this stupid quest in the first place. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-07-2005, 06:14 AM	#5469
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry: "Am I Lost?"

06-07-2005, 09:15 AM	#5470
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry tries to think of a better insult than "Fool of a Took!" Merry: Gandalf isn't going to get one over on me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 09:28 AM	#5471
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Can't.......see! It's another of those Arwen-Undomiel.com things. But I'll hazard a guess at a caption based on your responses. A few moments with Treebeard was enough to make Merry realise that he should have done the gardening weeks ago. (anywhere near?) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-07-2005, 09:51 AM	#5472
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This be it: Hope you can see that Eomer! Anyway; Merry finally see why you shouldn't leave the cat in the house at night! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 10:06 AM	#5473
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Whilst searching for something to smoke, Merry wonders whether Treebeard would miss a few of his leaves... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-07-2005, 10:59 AM	#5474
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Merry slowly gets a grasp of the fine game of ping-pong. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-07-2005, 11:03 AM	#5475
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Ugluk poses in his brand-new, devastatingly cunning Hobbit disguise. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-07-2005, 01:23 PM	#5476
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Ah, thank'ee; 'tis an amusing picture and no mistake! Merry just can't figure out who the werewolves are.... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond