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**The Saucepan Man** · 06-05-2005, 05:15 AM

Erestor feigned shock at the discovery of Elrond's body, while secretly formulating his bid for mastership of Rivendell.

Boromir88 · 06-05-2005, 05:32 AM

Elrond decided to screw going on a long journey for months and just decides to fast forward.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-05-2005, 12:58 PM

All are utterly shocked at the revelations that smoking is bad for you.

Gandalf: Surly not!

Prof Frodo: I'm afraid so.

P.S. HURAH! 800th post! *Does a dance*

SamwiseGamgee · 06-05-2005, 05:23 PM

The troupe of dancing weasels Elrond had booked as an ice-breaker at the Council received mixed reviews.

Gil-Galad · 06-05-2005, 06:45 PM

Gandalf: can't you see, you must take the ring now!

Boromir: surely you don't mean it!

Gandalf: of course i mean it! and don't call me Shirly!

Boromir88 · 06-05-2005, 08:12 PM

The Council stares in shock and awe as the picture of the floor

As Elrond rambles on about honor, and duty, and doing the thing. The Fellowship thinks...
Aragorn: His daughter was so hawttt in that gown last night.
Boromir: God I hate when he enters into a monologue.
Gimli: I'm not here. You can't see me.
Pippin: Wow, I never knew elves had pointy ears.
Sam: Stupid elf. I can't believe he picked Frodo of all people to bear the ring.
Frodo: Why would he choose me of all people?

Gil-Galad · 06-05-2005, 08:56 PM

Elrond: i told you i didn't pass wind!

Gurthang · 06-05-2005, 09:30 PM

The Fellowship has no idea that an Elf In Black is standing behind them holding a machine gun.

AND

Nobody laughed at Elrond's joke....except Elrond.

AND

Somebody shrunk Gimli's head.

Ainaserkewen · 06-05-2005, 11:09 PM

Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 02:40 AM

The Elf in the background was hoping to be noticed by wearing a Father Christmas hat, but everyone was distracted by Gandalf’s opening of the Wizard strip club, "Uncloaked"... :| (Note Gandalf's smug expression)

Lhunardawen · 06-06-2005, 04:56 AM

Sorry Elrond, they know it's a trick camera.

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-06-2005, 04:57 AM

The Fellowship group photograph was ruined by Erestor mooning to the left of the camera.

Anguirel · 06-06-2005, 05:03 AM

Pippin's eyes are drawn to Legolas's buxom figure. "Oy! Some Mary-Sue has smuggled herself into the Fellowship for the eight thousandth time..."

Gil-Galad · 06-06-2005, 06:57 AM

Erestor: hey guys whats going on? whats that sign? "People standing here are going on a dangerous quest with a high chance of dying" oh crap...might as well bring my lucky red shirt along!

Gurthang · 06-06-2005, 10:09 AM

Seriously, look how small Gimli's head is!

Morsul the Dark · 06-06-2005, 10:49 AM

Elf in Black: See only true LOTR fans will nknow this is an omage to the tenth fellowship member originally written in by Tolkien!*

Elrond you nin shall be...

Elf:Ten

Elrond: NINE! you nine will be the fellowship of the ring!

*I dont actually know if this is true I doubt it but thats beside the point it was funny when I thought of it

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 11:02 AM

The Fellowship watch as Elrond and Glorfindell's Balrogian* discussions gets out of hand.

...

*My term for the on going "Do Balrogs have wings" argument... it is also the name of the Balrog's language... I assume.

mormegil · 06-06-2005, 11:28 AM

Sean Bean finds it difficult to hide his disgust that he wasn't chosen for the Legolas role

--"I'm every bit as beautiful and manly as he is, oh and can you imagine me with long blonde flowing hair? SEXY!!!"

The Elf-warrior · 06-06-2005, 12:00 PM

No one liked Arwen's singing.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-06-2005, 12:20 PM

For what must be about the 12th time this week, Elrond pretends to have stolen the One Ring and dances about his house shouting I am the new Dark Lord, and you will all bow down to me, me, MEEEEEEEE!!!!, and no-one else thinks it's funny. (Well, Gandalf looked slightly amused.)

Meela · 06-06-2005, 01:15 PM

Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them...

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!
Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits.
Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex.

Lalwendë · 06-06-2005, 02:25 PM

As Elrond prepared to entertain the Fellowship with a demonstration of his infamous spin bowling technique, most of the assembled party looked on nonchalantly. Aragorn, however, had painful memories of Elrond's sporting 'prowess' and automatically assumed a defensive posture.

Ainaserkewen · 06-06-2005, 03:21 PM

Elrond: Yes, I remember this one. This is how they all looked right before I soaked them with a garden hose.

And no, he doesn't have a picture of a soaked fellowship.

SamwiseGamgee · 06-06-2005, 03:35 PM

Gimli: Lift me a wee bit higher, Boromir, I want to see that dancing troupe of weasels. I wasn't here when Elrond last put the show on but, by jove, I've heard it's good.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!

I assume this would be that logo?

Back on topic:

Gandalf: They'll never know it was I who took the last chocolate!

Ainaserkewen · 06-06-2005, 03:42 PM

Found this...

Merry: Ah, this is how it feels to be straddled on a travelling tree branch all day...I'll surely be walking funny for awhile, that's for sure.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 03:50 PM

Merry wonders how he can tell the others about how he accidentally killed pippin.

Merry: I'm sure Gandalf will understand...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-07-2005, 05:21 AM

After running out of food and eating Pippin, Merry wonders why he was in this stupid quest in the first place.

The Only Real Estel · 06-07-2005, 06:14 AM

Merry: "Am I Lost?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 09:15 AM

Merry tries to think of a better insult than "Fool of a Took!"

Merry: Gandalf isn't going to get one over on me!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-07-2005, 09:28 AM

Can't.......see!

It's another of those Arwen-Undomiel.com things.

But I'll hazard a guess at a caption based on your responses.

A few moments with Treebeard was enough to make Merry realise that he should have done the gardening weeks ago.

(anywhere near?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 09:51 AM

This be it:

Hope you can see that Eomer!

Anyway;

Merry finally see why you shouldn't leave the cat in the house at night!

Meela · 06-07-2005, 10:06 AM

Whilst searching for something to smoke, Merry wonders whether Treebeard would miss a few of his leaves...

Boromir88 · 06-07-2005, 10:59 AM

Merry slowly gets a grasp of the fine game of ping-pong.

Anguirel · 06-07-2005, 11:03 AM

Ugluk poses in his brand-new, devastatingly cunning Hobbit disguise.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-07-2005, 01:23 PM

Ah, thank'ee; 'tis an amusing picture and no mistake!

Merry just can't figure out who the werewolves are....

Kath · 06-07-2005, 02:43 PM

Merry determines the distance to the ground and wonders whether Treebeard will notice his suicide attempt amidst the awful singing.

Memory of Trees · 06-07-2005, 02:52 PM

"Pip, there's a fly up my nose!"

wilwarin538 · 06-07-2005, 03:53 PM

Merry: How could Pip possibly have found me. A tree is the most uncommon place to hide during Hide-and-Seek.

The Elf-warrior · 06-07-2005, 07:09 PM

Merry noticed that the minstrel had a nose ring, which was unusual in a Gondorian.

06-05-2005, 05:15 AM	#5441
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	When Elves go bad ... Erestor feigned shock at the discovery of Elrond's body, while secretly formulating his bid for mastership of Rivendell. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-05-2005, 05:32 AM	#5442
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Elrond decided to screw going on a long journey for months and just decides to fast forward. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-05-2005, 12:58 PM	#5443
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	All are utterly shocked at the revelations that smoking is bad for you. Gandalf: Surly not! Prof Frodo: I'm afraid so. P.S. HURAH! 800th post! Does a dance __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-05-2005, 05:23 PM	#5444
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	The troupe of dancing weasels Elrond had booked as an ice-breaker at the Council received mixed reviews. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

06-05-2005, 06:45 PM	#5445
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Gandalf: can't you see, you must take the ring now! Boromir: surely you don't mean it! Gandalf: of course i mean it! and don't call me Shirly! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-05-2005, 08:12 PM	#5446
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	The Council stares in shock and awe as the picture of the floor As Elrond rambles on about honor, and duty, and doing the thing. The Fellowship thinks... Aragorn: His daughter was so hawttt in that gown last night. Boromir: God I hate when he enters into a monologue. Gimli: I'm not here. You can't see me. Pippin: Wow, I never knew elves had pointy ears. Sam: Stupid elf. I can't believe he picked Frodo of all people to bear the ring. Frodo: Why would he choose me of all people? __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-05-2005, 08:56 PM	#5447
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Elrond: i told you i didn't pass wind! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-05-2005, 09:30 PM	#5448
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The Fellowship has no idea that an Elf In Black is standing behind them holding a machine gun. AND Nobody laughed at Elrond's joke....except Elrond. AND Somebody shrunk Gimli's head. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-05-2005, 11:09 PM	#5449
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-06-2005, 02:40 AM	#5450
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Elf in the background was hoping to be noticed by wearing a Father Christmas hat, but everyone was distracted by Gandalf’s opening of the Wizard strip club, "Uncloaked"... :\| (Note Gandalf's smug expression) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 04:56 AM	#5451
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Sorry Elrond, they know it's a trick camera.

06-06-2005, 04:57 AM	#5452
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	When Elves go bad II The Fellowship group photograph was ruined by Erestor mooning to the left of the camera. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-06-2005, 05:03 AM	#5453
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Pippin's eyes are drawn to Legolas's buxom figure. "Oy! Some Mary-Sue has smuggled herself into the Fellowship for the eight thousandth time..." __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-06-2005, 06:57 AM	#5454
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Erestor: hey guys whats going on? whats that sign? "People standing here are going on a dangerous quest with a high chance of dying" oh crap...might as well bring my lucky red shirt along! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-06-2005, 10:09 AM	#5455
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Seriously, look how small Gimli's head is! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-06-2005, 10:49 AM	#5456
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Elf in Black: See only true LOTR fans will nknow this is an omage to the tenth fellowship member originally written in by Tolkien!* Elrond you nin shall be... Elf:Ten Elrond: NINE! you nine will be the fellowship of the ring! *I dont actually know if this is true I doubt it but thats beside the point it was funny when I thought of it __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

06-06-2005, 11:02 AM	#5457
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Fellowship watch as Elrond and Glorfindell's Balrogian* discussions gets out of hand. ... *My term for the on going "Do Balrogs have wings" argument... it is also the name of the Balrog's language... I assume. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 11:28 AM	#5458
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,638	Sean Bean finds it difficult to hide his disgust that he wasn't chosen for the Legolas role --"I'm every bit as beautiful and manly as he is, oh and can you imagine me with long blonde flowing hair? SEXY!!!" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-06-2005, 12:00 PM	#5459
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	No one liked Arwen's singing. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-06-2005, 12:20 PM	#5460
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	For what must be about the 12th time this week, Elrond pretends to have stolen the One Ring and dances about his house shouting I am the new Dark Lord, and you will all bow down to me, me, MEEEEEEEE!!!!, and no-one else thinks it's funny. (Well, Gandalf looked slightly amused.) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-06-2005, 01:15 PM	#5461
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them... Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits? Elrond: And capes. With a logo! Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits. Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-06-2005, 02:25 PM	#5462
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	As Elrond prepared to entertain the Fellowship with a demonstration of his infamous spin bowling technique, most of the assembled party looked on nonchalantly. Aragorn, however, had painful memories of Elrond's sporting 'prowess' and automatically assumed a defensive posture. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-06-2005, 03:21 PM	#5463
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Elrond: Yes, I remember this one. This is how they all looked right before I soaked them with a garden hose. And no, he doesn't have a picture of a soaked fellowship. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-06-2005, 03:35 PM	#5464
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gimli: Lift me a wee bit higher, Boromir, I want to see that dancing troupe of weasels. I wasn't here when Elrond last put the show on but, by jove, I've heard it's good. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

06-06-2005, 03:42 PM	#5466
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Found this... Merry: Ah, this is how it feels to be straddled on a travelling tree branch all day...I'll surely be walking funny for awhile, that's for sure. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-06-2005, 03:50 PM	#5467
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry wonders how he can tell the others about how he accidentally killed pippin. Merry: I'm sure Gandalf will understand... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 05:21 AM	#5468
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	This is why Elrond wanted them home. After running out of food and eating Pippin, Merry wonders why he was in this stupid quest in the first place. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-07-2005, 06:14 AM	#5469
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry: "Am I Lost?"

06-07-2005, 09:15 AM	#5470
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry tries to think of a better insult than "Fool of a Took!" Merry: Gandalf isn't going to get one over on me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 09:28 AM	#5471
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Can't.......see! It's another of those Arwen-Undomiel.com things. But I'll hazard a guess at a caption based on your responses. A few moments with Treebeard was enough to make Merry realise that he should have done the gardening weeks ago. (anywhere near?) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-07-2005, 09:51 AM	#5472
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This be it: Hope you can see that Eomer! Anyway; Merry finally see why you shouldn't leave the cat in the house at night! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 10:06 AM	#5473
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Whilst searching for something to smoke, Merry wonders whether Treebeard would miss a few of his leaves... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-07-2005, 10:59 AM	#5474
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Merry slowly gets a grasp of the fine game of ping-pong. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-07-2005, 11:03 AM	#5475
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Ugluk poses in his brand-new, devastatingly cunning Hobbit disguise. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-07-2005, 01:23 PM	#5476
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Ah, thank'ee; 'tis an amusing picture and no mistake! Merry just can't figure out who the werewolves are.... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond