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06-02-2005, 01:31 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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It's not a tuuumaa!!
Saruman Sperling,"Not only am I the president of the 'Back-Hair Club for Men', I'm a client."
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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06-02-2005, 04:26 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Saruman gasps in pain as Grima shape-shifts into a werewolf before his very eyes and bits a chunck of flesh out of his shoulder.
Saruman: "And I never...even...suspected you..." |
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06-02-2005, 04:30 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Grima: I'm sorry
Saruman: i knew you tipped that pizza-man! your dead to me grima!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-02-2005, 04:38 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Grima doesn't like Saruman's new wig.
OR Saruman wanted the orcs opinion on his new wig. OR Saruman accidentally chokes on part of his new wig. OR Saruman is being eaten by his new wig.
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06-02-2005, 05:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Saruman is attacked by a R.U.S.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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06-02-2005, 06:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
Posts: 644
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That's R.O.U.S., Nim! Rodent Of Unusual Size.
 Anyway...... Grima: Die, fiend, die!!! Voice from off-screen: He's not dead, yet.
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat. |
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06-02-2005, 07:03 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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When in doubt, go for the obvious ...
Grima: Gesundheit!
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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06-02-2005, 08:59 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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I don't suppose anyone has seen Plan 9 From Outer Space...
Grima uses his electrode gun to control the undead wizard.
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06-02-2005, 09:01 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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mixed up movies
Saruman gasps as Anakin prepares to slice off his head.
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06-02-2005, 09:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
Posts: 371
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Grima: Happy Birthday!
Saruman: Oooo, a backscratcher! So itchy...ah, so much better...
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. |
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06-02-2005, 09:02 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Gandalf: on second thought, lets not go to Isengard, it is a silly place
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-02-2005, 09:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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While Saruman's army was out destroying, Saruman decided to pass the time by a little role playing and facial expression excercises.
Saruman: Okay, does this make me look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair? Grima: Eh... Try showing a little more front teeth... Saruman: Now, do I look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair? Grima: Exactly! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikađ líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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06-03-2005, 05:08 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Saruman's new wig doubles as a handpuppet.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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06-03-2005, 05:14 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Saruman finally realizes how incredibly hideous his second-in-command is.
Oh no, Lhuna. Now you're really gonna get it from Encaitare. 
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06-03-2005, 08:13 AM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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Quote:
On topic: Saruman had to die... he refused to recognize Grima's inner awesomeness. 
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06-03-2005, 08:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Grima: I told you it had nuts in it.
OR As Wormtong is about to discover, it's a bad idea to go near Saruman after a night of heavy drinking with Radagast.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-03-2005, 09:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Grima: I`m sending this back to the Dwarves of Dale, how dare they send me faulty goods, last week they deliver a mouldy Theoden, this week a wind-up Saruman puppet with a snapped key.
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06-03-2005, 09:45 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Grima stares intently at the strange black shadow coming from Saruman's nose.
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06-03-2005, 11:43 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,455
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In the immortal words of David Brent.......
"you have to be right behind someone before you can stab them in the back..."
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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06-03-2005, 01:46 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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toddler days
Grandpa(ma?) Grima: "Come on Saruman, spit the rubber ball out...that's right--no! Don't chew on it! Don't you dare swollow that young man! Don't you make me do the heimlich!"
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06-03-2005, 04:13 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Grima: oh no! Sarumans having a heart attack! help him!
Gandalf: well i hope his will is up to date
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06-03-2005, 08:26 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Saruman: I'm not dead.
Grima: Yes he is. Saruman: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Grima: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. Saruman: I'm getting better. Grima: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Saruman: I don't want to go on the cart. Grima: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. Saruman: I feel fine. and the scene continues.... After Grima stabs Saruman, he runs away....  Figwit: Hold me I'm scared! Random Elf: Oh jeez I can't look. Boromir: Blo-o-o-dd. Random Men: Oh why'd he have to die! Why! Why! Gandalf: He's not dead!
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06-03-2005, 08:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Figwit: Pssst! What are we starring at?
Elven Friend: I have NO clue dude! That thing, it... Look at the size of those feet! Frodo: What? They're natural, trust me! ~ Ka
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06-03-2005, 10:50 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Gandalf looks on in disappointment at Bill the Balrog's surprise breakdancing presentation.
Gandalf: Have you learned nothing at all, Bill? |
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06-04-2005, 04:03 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman tries to get revenge on Gandalf the grey for being uncloaked, but with limited success.
OR Boromir: Truly it MUST be destroyed! Gandalf: It cannot go on existing! Frodo: But all the other kids have the Crazy Frog ring tone! All: ... Destroy it!!!
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06-04-2005, 06:15 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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At the Council
"What's that? Sauron's already taken over the world? Bureaucracy, it ruins everything..."
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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06-04-2005, 06:38 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Mid-council, the Hobbits tuck into a morning snack, much to the horror of the Elves.
Elf: Are those... calories?! Figwit: *shudder*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 06-04-2005 at 10:53 AM. |
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06-04-2005, 09:33 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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The Council is ambushed by a rabid....CHINCHILLA!
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06-04-2005, 10:00 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,647
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The council is aghast when Gimli shows up in tights and a pink tutu and begins the first act of Dwarf Lake, his new ballet.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-04-2005, 11:10 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Back to the Future/Lord of the Rings
Gandalf: "Frodo...you can't be serious. You're...you're going to drive to Mordor in a...a DeLorean?"
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06-04-2005, 11:40 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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"Those crazy elvish drinking parties"
Everyone: chug chug chug woooooo *Elrond falls down, hits his head on the table* Gandalf: he did not just do that! Boromir: freakin awesome! *Legolas in underwear runs by* Legolas: were going streaking!!! Gandalf: way to ruin the party Legolas... Boromir: yea ya stupid elf... *Legolas walks away with head down...and walks past a red doghouse...*
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06-04-2005, 11:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Quote:
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-04-2005, 11:56 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Frodo reveals his secret blackmailing tool...a picture of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! Everyone is appalled.
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06-04-2005, 01:09 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Gandalf: Look, there are people watching us!
Boromir: My God you're right! Who are they? What do they want? *Legolas runs in from offscreen* "It's me!" Gandalf: Oh, they've gone now.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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06-04-2005, 01:13 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
Posts: 4,240
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While the others look on stupified at their first encounter with a Middle earth Big Issue seller, only Gandalf has the presence of mind to pretend he's forgot his purse....
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06-04-2005, 01:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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He just swallowed that gerbil whole!!!!
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06-04-2005, 02:33 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gandalf: "I said no cameras! Release the hounds!"
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06-04-2005, 02:44 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The Council of Elrond is delayed as the blokes pass by Elrond's private quarters.
Gandalf: "He's got a 32" Plasma TV!" Boromir: "And Sky Sports, the jammy beggar!" Elrohir: "Yeah, but the selfish swine won't let us play our PlayStation games on it. It's so unfair!"
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Gordon's alive!
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06-04-2005, 02:50 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
Posts: 4,240
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The Council members are appalled when Sam has the bad manners to laugh at
Boromir's second head... Boromir: 'It started as this boil on my shoulder....' Or Gandalf's quick draw demonstration failed to impress as he realised too late that Merry had swiped his gunbelt... Or A wave of panic strikes the Council members as they wonder which of them will have to clean up Bilbo's little 'accident' ....
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06-04-2005, 03:04 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "Look Frodo, we all know you're getting bored. But to sit there and cross your eyes and stick your fingers up your nose while Elrond is talking is completely inappropriate!"
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