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Hookbill the Goomba · 05-29-2005, 10:54 AM

Elrond: Wait a minuet! That wasn't in the book!

OR

Elrond: Why does that Balrog have wings?

Gilgalad: Why wouldn’t it?

Elrond: ...

Gil-Galad · 05-29-2005, 11:03 AM

see if that works...

Gil-Galad: Can't touch this na na na na na, Stop! Gil-Galadster time now

Elrond: were doomed...

(I know i'm awesome...)

Bêthberry · 05-29-2005, 11:41 AM

Elrond and Gil-galad (simultaneously): "Dagor my head, why didn't I get rid of the mullet so I could wear the stupid helmet?"

Gil-Galad · 05-29-2005, 11:54 AM

Gil-Galad: I'm so awesome...this is going to be great!

Elrond: what? you do realize your going to die don't you?

Gil-Galad: with all the script changes who knows! so i have a chance of not dying!

davem · 05-29-2005, 12:20 PM

Elf in middle: 'High King of the Elves or not, if he makes that 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' crack again I'm gonna ram this banner right up his *%&£"!!!!'

Gil Galad: 'First thing I'm doing when I get back is patenting this stomach mounted roller towel. That'll show 'em I'm not mad! Hope that Elrond jerk doesn't steal my idea!'

Elrond: 'The king is clearly mad...but with the Valar's help he shall fall soon, & then I shall be king of all the Elves, with a stomach mounted roller towel all of my own....'

Lalwendë · 05-29-2005, 01:33 PM

Elrond proudly goes into battle wearing the Blue Peter badge he won for making his armour out of an empty washing up liquid bottle, a toilet roll and some sticky backed plastic.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2005, 05:21 AM

Elrond: I can't believe my eyes! My sword is melting!

OR

Elrond: It's times like this I really wish the istari were here!

Gil-Galad · 05-30-2005, 07:16 AM

Gil-Galad: instead of battle cries! yell out how great i am!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Gil-Galad: instead of battle cries! yell out how great i am!

Elrond: I don't think that will scare the Orcs off.

Gilgalad: Who said anything about scaring them off?

Nimrodel_9 · 05-30-2005, 03:39 PM

To Frodo's horror, cows really could fly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2005, 04:11 PM

Frodo hides away in a secret hole where he can hide away from Gandalf the grey un-... you know the rest.

Gil-Galad · 05-30-2005, 04:22 PM

Frodo: hey ringwraith what are you doing?

nazgul: baginssss

Frodo: i didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquistion!

Spanish Inquistion: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION

The Only Real Estel · 05-30-2005, 08:03 PM

Since 1520 the Thains of the Tooks liked to use the popular campaign slogan 'there'll be a chicken in every pot.' After the Great Chicken Invasion of 1618, Cordonbleu MacCullough won the office of Chief Chicken with his version of the slogan--'there'll be a hobbit in every pot.'

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2005, 08:47 PM

Gil-Galad: "Elrond, beware the Ides of March!"

Lhunardawen · 05-30-2005, 10:00 PM

The fear of the White Face is proven to be highly contagious.

Gil-Galad · 05-31-2005, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Gil-Galad: "Elrond, beware the Ides of March!"

(nice, i saw Ceasar too i think it was about a month ago)

Frodo: who didn't see this coming? honestly?

Ainaserkewen · 05-31-2005, 09:55 AM

Funny, I thought Dom was the one with the heroin addiction.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-31-2005, 11:34 AM

Is it just me who can't see the last three pictures?

Lalwendë · 05-31-2005, 11:35 AM

Alas, Frodo had dropped the Ring somewhere between The Green Dragon and Bag End in his drunken state. "I've got to find it or Gandalf's going to kick my backside from here to Mordor!"

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 05-31-2005, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Is it just me who can't see the last three pictures?

No, I can't see them either. Is this a conspiracy?

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2005, 12:12 PM

You should be able to see these then;

The Elrond and Gilgalad picture;

The Frodo Pic

That better?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-31-2005, 12:23 PM

Frodo hides in the undergrowth as the furious Elves search for the Ring.

(Paul Merton-esque, I think)

Mithalwen · 05-31-2005, 12:40 PM

Elrond thinks "When is Gil-galad going to admit that we are lost in the fog ..... I don't even think we are in Mordor anymore....."

Frodo has a League of Gentlemen moment " Precious things!!!!! / ..... we didn't burn them...!"

Meela · 05-31-2005, 01:03 PM

Frodo begins to worry about the Ring's effects as he hides from yet another stampeding pink elephant.

Encaitare · 05-31-2005, 01:07 PM

Elrond: Ack! It's the Dark Lord of Mordor!
Gil-Galad: Duuuuuuuude! Check out the size of that mace! That's pretty rad, man.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meela

Frodo begins to worry about the Ring's effects as he hides from yet another stampeding pink elephant.

However, Frodo does not know weather to be relived or frightened further when Sam says he can see them too.

The Only Real Estel · 05-31-2005, 03:53 PM

Frodo: "Sam...tell me that's your stomach growling."

The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 04:24 PM

The village decided that Frodo was a werewolf.

Lalwendë · 05-31-2005, 04:29 PM

Frodo: "I'm sorry Mr Gamgee, I know you only brought it in for an oil filter change, but you need some new brake pads, an exhaust and your big end's gone."

Larien Telemnar · 05-31-2005, 07:57 PM

Frodo looks up to see............ No, not Gollum....... No, not Shelob...... No, not even an Easterling or Faramir. He sees an army of Elves, led by Elrond.

Elrond: Wait! We're supposed to be fighting Orcs, not looking at Frodo cowering! Gil-Galad, your navigating got us lost again! We're not even in the right chapter! Give me that map!

Boromir88 · 05-31-2005, 08:04 PM

Elrond: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your brother Elrohir, your daddy Elrond is protecting and defending all of middle-earth.

Gil-Galad: (to Elladan and Elrohir) Awesome! You got like three feet of air on that one.

Gil-Galad · 06-01-2005, 07:13 AM

Gil-Galad: lets kick it old school!

Elrond: i'm more for Elvish pop-dancing

Celuien · 06-01-2005, 09:12 AM

Elrond wants to have a chat with Aragorn following the "Aragorn and Arwen: more than kissing" scene.

Gurthang · 06-01-2005, 10:11 AM

Elrond suddenly stops in the middle of battle to ponder: 'Why, since I am the most important elf and therefore need the most protecting, was I not given a helmet?'

AND

Frodo hides with the last piece of cheese.

Nimrodel_9 · 06-01-2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gurthang
Frodo hides with the last piece of cheese.

Elrond and his army set out to find poor Frodo who has taken the last piece of cheese.

AND THEN

Frodo is caught eating the last cookie.

THE Ka · 06-01-2005, 09:29 PM

At the last minute, Elrond remembers that the sword in the display case, which he grabbed in a mad rush to beat Gil-Galad to the fields, is in fact, the styrofoam copy...

Elrond: Great! What am I going to do with this? Play nurf-ball?!

Gil-Galad: Nurf? Where? I'm open!

~ Slightly boring Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-02-2005, 10:55 AM

Elrond: Okay, this is getting out of hand. A new picture, if you please.

Frodo: I hope they don't find this embarrassing picture of me and Sam at Mount Doom.

Saruman: Just thinking of Gandalf the grey uncloaked gives me the shivers.

Grima: I really think that is getting old.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-02-2005, 11:06 AM

Saruman's new assistant, The Hair, was much cleverer than Grima, however he had an irritating tendency to bring out the worst of the old wizard's allergies.

Estelyn Telcontar · 06-02-2005, 12:40 PM

Christopher Lee: "And this is how I'm going to audition for the King of the Dead..."

Ainaserkewen · 06-02-2005, 01:24 PM

Grima: What, you egg!
*Stabbing him*
Young fry of treachery!

Saruman: He has kill'd me, mother:
Run away, I pray you!
*Dies*

PJ: Wait a moment...

05-29-2005, 10:54 AM	#5361
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Wait a minuet! That wasn't in the book! OR Elrond: Why does that Balrog have wings? Gilgalad: Why wouldn’t it? Elrond: ... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-29-2005, 11:03 AM	#5362
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	see if that works... Gil-Galad: Can't touch this na na na na na, Stop! Gil-Galadster time now Elrond: were doomed... (I know i'm awesome...) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-29-2005, 11:54 AM	#5364
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gil-Galad: I'm so awesome...this is going to be great! Elrond: what? you do realize your going to die don't you? Gil-Galad: with all the script changes who knows! so i have a chance of not dying! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-29-2005, 12:20 PM	#5365
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Elf in middle: 'High King of the Elves or not, if he makes that 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' crack again I'm gonna ram this banner right up his %&£"!!!!' Gil Galad: 'First thing I'm doing when I get back is patenting this stomach mounted roller towel. That'll show 'em I'm not mad! Hope that Elrond jerk doesn't steal my idea!' Elrond: 'The king is clearly mad...but with the Valar's help he shall fall soon, & then I shall be king of all the Elves, with a stomach mounted roller towel all of my own....' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 05-29-2005 at 12:34 PM.*

05-29-2005, 01:33 PM	#5366
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond proudly goes into battle wearing the Blue Peter badge he won for making his armour out of an empty washing up liquid bottle, a toilet roll and some sticky backed plastic. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-29-2005, 11:41 AM	#5363
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Elrond and Gil-galad (simultaneously): "Dagor my head, why didn't I get rid of the mullet so I could wear the stupid helmet?"

05-30-2005, 05:21 AM	#5367
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: I can't believe my eyes! My sword is melting! OR Elrond: It's times like this I really wish the istari were here! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 05-30-2005 at 06:45 AM.

05-30-2005, 07:16 AM	#5368
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gil-Galad: instead of battle cries! yell out how great i am! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-30-2005, 03:39 PM	#5370
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	To Frodo's horror, cows really could fly. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:. Last edited by Nimrodel_9; 06-01-2005 at 06:13 PM.

05-30-2005, 04:11 PM	#5371
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo hides away in a secret hole where he can hide away from Gandalf the grey un-... you know the rest. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2005, 04:22 PM	#5372
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo: hey ringwraith what are you doing? nazgul: baginssss Frodo: i didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquistion! Spanish Inquistion: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-30-2005, 08:03 PM	#5373
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Since 1520 the Thains of the Tooks liked to use the popular campaign slogan 'there'll be a chicken in every pot.' After the Great Chicken Invasion of 1618, Cordonbleu MacCullough won the office of Chief Chicken with his version of the slogan--'there'll be a hobbit in every pot.'

05-30-2005, 08:47 PM	#5374
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gil-Galad: "Elrond, beware the Ides of March!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-30-2005, 10:00 PM	#5375
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The fear of the White Face is proven to be highly contagious.

05-31-2005, 09:55 AM	#5377
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Funny, I thought Dom was the one with the heroin addiction. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-31-2005, 11:34 AM	#5378
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Is it just me who can't see the last three pictures? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-31-2005, 11:35 AM	#5379
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Alas, Frodo had dropped the Ring somewhere between The Green Dragon and Bag End in his drunken state. "I've got to find it or Gandalf's going to kick my backside from here to Mordor!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-31-2005, 12:12 PM	#5381
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	You should be able to see these then; The Elrond and Gilgalad picture; The Frodo Pic That better? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-31-2005, 12:23 PM	#5382
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo hides in the undergrowth as the furious Elves search for the Ring. (Paul Merton-esque, I think) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-31-2005, 12:40 PM	#5383
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Elrond thinks "When is Gil-galad going to admit that we are lost in the fog ..... I don't even think we are in Mordor anymore....." Frodo has a League of Gentlemen moment " Precious things!!!!! / ..... we didn't burn them...!" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-31-2005, 01:03 PM	#5384
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Frodo begins to worry about the Ring's effects as he hides from yet another stampeding pink elephant. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-31-2005, 01:07 PM	#5385
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Elrond: Ack! It's the Dark Lord of Mordor! Gil-Galad: Duuuuuuuude! Check out the size of that mace! That's pretty rad, man.

05-31-2005, 03:53 PM	#5387
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "Sam...tell me that's your stomach growling."

05-31-2005, 04:24 PM	#5388
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The village decided that Frodo was a werewolf. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 04:29 PM	#5389
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo: "I'm sorry Mr Gamgee, I know you only brought it in for an oil filter change, but you need some new brake pads, an exhaust and your big end's gone." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-31-2005, 07:57 PM	#5390
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Frodo looks up to see............ No, not Gollum....... No, not Shelob...... No, not even an Easterling or Faramir. He sees an army of Elves, led by Elrond. Elrond: Wait! We're supposed to be fighting Orcs, not looking at Frodo cowering! Gil-Galad, your navigating got us lost again! We're not even in the right chapter! Give me that map! __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

05-31-2005, 08:04 PM	#5391
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Elrond: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your brother Elrohir, your daddy Elrond is protecting and defending all of middle-earth. Gil-Galad: (to Elladan and Elrohir) Awesome! You got like three feet of air on that one. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-01-2005, 07:13 AM	#5392
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gil-Galad: lets kick it old school! Elrond: i'm more for Elvish pop-dancing __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-01-2005, 09:12 AM	#5393
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Elrond wants to have a chat with Aragorn following the "Aragorn and Arwen: more than kissing" scene. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-01-2005, 10:11 AM	#5394
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond suddenly stops in the middle of battle to ponder: 'Why, since I am the most important elf and therefore need the most protecting, was I not given a helmet?' AND Frodo hides with the last piece of cheese. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-01-2005, 09:29 PM	#5396
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	At the last minute, Elrond remembers that the sword in the display case, which he grabbed in a mad rush to beat Gil-Galad to the fields, is in fact, the styrofoam copy... Elrond: Great! What am I going to do with this? Play nurf-ball?! Gil-Galad: Nurf? Where? I'm open! ~ Slightly boring Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-02-2005, 10:55 AM	#5397
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Okay, this is getting out of hand. A new picture, if you please. Frodo: I hope they don't find this embarrassing picture of me and Sam at Mount Doom. Saruman: Just thinking of Gandalf the grey uncloaked gives me the shivers. Grima: I really think that is getting old. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-02-2005, 11:06 AM	#5398
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Saruman's new assistant, The Hair, was much cleverer than Grima, however he had an irritating tendency to bring out the worst of the old wizard's allergies. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-02-2005, 12:40 PM	#5399
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Christopher Lee: "And this is how I'm going to audition for the King of the Dead..." __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

06-02-2005, 01:24 PM	#5400
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Grima: What, you egg! Stabbing him Young fry of treachery! Saruman: He has kill'd me, mother: Run away, I pray you! Dies PJ: Wait a moment... __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?