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Eönwë · 04-29-2008, 03:01 PM

Fortunately, Bombadil was just Merry's nickname, annd then the real Tom Bombadil came to sort everyone out.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-01-2008, 08:13 AM

Unfortunately, the real Tom Bombadil's
nickname was Merry, so everyone got
even more confused.

Meneltarmacil · 05-01-2008, 01:24 PM

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate Tom Bombadil, resolving the confusion.

Eönwë · 05-01-2008, 03:07 PM

Unfortantely Tom Bombadil sang his way out (as you do) and magaged to turn the dragon into a very harmless chicken, which everyone (except Tom Bombadil, who is supposedly vegetarian) ate.

Valesse · 05-03-2008, 01:36 PM

Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the chicken and Tom Bombadil/Merry did not resolved the issue again.

Eönwë · 05-04-2008, 02:56 PM

Unfotunately, a hole in the space-time continuum appeared and trapped everyone in the Void!

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-05-2008, 08:14 AM

Fortunately, the Void was in the attic of the
Green Dragon so everyone went downstairs
and had PINTS!! of beer while Merry/Bombadil
and Bombadil/Merry led them as they
danced and sang on a table.

Gil-Galad · 05-10-2008, 10:36 PM

Unfortunately, it was non-alcolholic beer.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-11-2008, 12:04 PM

Fortunately, there was lots of alcoholic wine.

Valesse · 05-11-2008, 10:09 PM

Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at all.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-12-2008, 01:46 PM

Fortunately, this caused Barliman to invent
the wine spritzer. (Well, it beats watching
Merry try to match Hillary Clinton boilermaker
for boilermaker).

Eönwë · 05-12-2008, 04:26 PM

Unfortunately, they realised that they actually were on a desert island, and had to burn it all when a nearby ship passed.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-13-2008, 06:51 PM

Fortunately, the island turned out to be Tol Eressëa,
candidate for a second round match in Arda Cup Soccer 2008.

McCaber · 05-13-2008, 07:18 PM

Unfortunately, the Angband team was the one who ended up there.

Eönwë · 05-14-2008, 02:55 PM

Fortunately, Tol Eressea was just a new-fangled nickname for Davy Jones' Locker which happened to suddenly enter Tolkien's legendarium.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-14-2008, 06:21 PM

Unfortunately, Davy Jones' Locker turned out
to be a locker in the training room of Team
Valimar training for Arda Cup Soccer 2008.

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VALIMAR

G- Ungolient

DF- Ulmo

DF- Alatar

DF- Pallando

DF- Radagast

MF- Arien

MF- Orome

MF- Tilion

MF- Earendil

FW- Tulkas

FW- Eonwe

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-22-2008, 07:44 PM

Fortunately, nobody cared.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-23-2008, 10:58 PM

Unfortunately, nobody caring was the sign that Dagor Dagorath is upon us.

Eönwë · 06-24-2008, 05:33 AM

Unfortunately, though it may be upon us, it wasn't upon them.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-24-2008, 11:56 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth decided to hit Eönwë with Grond.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-25-2008, 10:34 AM

Fortunately, Eönwë wasn't there to get it...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-25-2008, 08:58 PM

Unfortunately, instead of writing,

Quote:

TheGreatElvenWarrior was there to get it.

Morgoth decided destroying the Shire is a more profitable pastime.

(Think of the Hobbits!)

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-25-2008, 09:46 PM

Fortunately, the hobbits know he was coming so they asked the Valar if they'd help in getting Morgoth out of the Shire.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-25-2008, 09:59 PM

Unfortunately, the Valar, too, decided that destroying the Shire is fun.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-26-2008, 10:09 AM

Fortunately, in came the Illuvatar! And the Shire was saved from all destruction.

Eönwë · 06-29-2008, 01:57 PM

Unfortunately, as soon as Illuvatar left, all the Valar (except Ulmo, of course) attacked the shire again.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-29-2008, 02:42 PM

Fortunately, all inhabitants of the Shire fled to the Barrow-Downs, Old Forest, and Tom Bobadil's house... Tom Bombadil's house turned into a hotel essencially.

Eönwë · 06-30-2008, 04:22 PM

Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil went deaf, so when the EVIL Valar came, he couldn't help them as they sang for him to come.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-30-2008, 04:37 PM

Fortunately, Eru made Gaffer Gamgee one of the Valar in the top position!

Eönwë · 07-06-2008, 02:55 PM

Unfortunately, he got corrupted (By wanting to make a new species of Potatoes, which Eru didn't allow him to- even theough they were the size of small cats and repelled all bugs!) and the only faithful Vala left was Ulmo, and he was in hiding.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2008, 04:03 PM

Fortunately, Gaffer Gamgee died of potato poisoning and Ulmo discovered the cure for gangrene.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 09:45 PM

Unfortunately, Samwise didn't like that, so he went on a rampage while in Valinor, so many beings were hurt and killed...

Oddwen · 07-06-2008, 09:53 PM

Fortunately for Valinor, Samwise mistook the hill of Túna for a fish, so he tried to eat it and died before he did much damage.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 10:00 PM

Unfortunately, for Valinor Galadriel came! And she saved Sam and The Gaffer but decided to trash Valinor and turned into a queen, beautiful and powerful, so she ruled Middle-earth...

Eönwë · 07-07-2008, 12:47 PM

Unfortunately, she was as beautiful as Luthien, so she died.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-07-2008, 12:50 PM

Fortunately, Celeborn came to the rescue and Valinor was saved!

Eönwë · 07-07-2008, 01:30 PM

Unfortunately, Cirdan hadn't made the ship and on the way back, it sank.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-07-2008, 04:41 PM

Fortunately, nobody important was on the ship, so it didn't matter.

Eönwë · 07-11-2008, 04:13 PM

Unfortunately, the ship did carry someone who was going to be important, so a few years later Middle-Earth was covered by a swarm of giant, man-eating locusts from Khand, the sncestors of whom the important-person-to-be (otherwise known as Bob) would have killed.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-14-2008, 05:21 PM

Fortunately, said savior of Middle-earth was raised out of the sea by Ulmo and was saved.

04-29-2008, 03:01 PM	#5321
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Bombadil was just Merry's nickname, annd then the real Tom Bombadil came to sort everyone out. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-01-2008, 08:13 AM	#5322
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the real Tom Bombadil's nickname was Merry, so everyone got even more confused. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-01-2008, 01:24 PM	#5323
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate Tom Bombadil, resolving the confusion. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-01-2008, 03:07 PM	#5324
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortantely Tom Bombadil sang his way out (as you do) and magaged to turn the dragon into a very harmless chicken, which everyone (except Tom Bombadil, who is supposedly vegetarian) ate. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-03-2008, 01:36 PM	#5325
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the chicken and Tom Bombadil/Merry did not resolved the issue again. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

05-04-2008, 02:56 PM	#5326
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfotunately, a hole in the space-time continuum appeared and trapped everyone in the Void! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-05-2008, 08:14 AM	#5327
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the Void was in the attic of the Green Dragon so everyone went downstairs and had PINTS!! of beer while Merry/Bombadil and Bombadil/Merry led them as they danced and sang on a table. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-10-2008, 10:36 PM	#5328
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, it was non-alcolholic beer. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-11-2008, 12:04 PM	#5329
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, there was lots of alcoholic wine. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-11-2008, 10:09 PM	#5330
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at all. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

05-12-2008, 01:46 PM	#5331
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, this caused Barliman to invent the wine spritzer. (Well, it beats watching Merry try to match Hillary Clinton boilermaker for boilermaker). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-12-2008, 04:26 PM	#5332
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, they realised that they actually were on a desert island, and had to burn it all when a nearby ship passed. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-13-2008, 06:51 PM	#5333
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the island turned out to be Tol Eressëa, candidate for a second round match in Arda Cup Soccer 2008. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 05-13-2008 at 07:12 PM.

05-13-2008, 07:18 PM	#5334
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, the Angband team was the one who ended up there. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

05-14-2008, 02:55 PM	#5335
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Tol Eressea was just a new-fangled nickname for Davy Jones' Locker which happened to suddenly enter Tolkien's legendarium. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-14-2008, 06:21 PM	#5336
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Davy Jones' Locker turned out to be a locker in the training room of Team Valimar training for Arda Cup Soccer 2008. PHP Code: `VALIMAR G- Ungolient DF- Ulmo DF- Alatar DF- Pallando DF- Radagast MF- Arien MF- Orome MF- Tilion MF- Earendil FW- Tulkas FW- Eonwe` __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-22-2008, 07:44 PM	#5337
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, nobody cared. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-23-2008, 10:58 PM	#5338
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately, nobody caring was the sign that Dagor Dagorath is upon us. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-24-2008, 05:33 AM	#5339
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, though it may be upon us, it wasn't upon them. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-24-2008, 11:56 PM	#5340
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately, Morgoth decided to hit Eönwë with Grond. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-25-2008, 10:34 AM	#5341
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Eönwë wasn't there to get it... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-25-2008, 09:46 PM	#5343
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the hobbits know he was coming so they asked the Valar if they'd help in getting Morgoth out of the Shire. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-25-2008, 09:59 PM	#5344
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately, the Valar, too, decided that destroying the Shire is fun. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-26-2008, 10:09 AM	#5345
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, in came the Illuvatar! And the Shire was saved from all destruction. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-29-2008, 01:57 PM	#5346
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, as soon as Illuvatar left, all the Valar (except Ulmo, of course) attacked the shire again. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-29-2008, 02:42 PM	#5347
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, all inhabitants of the Shire fled to the Barrow-Downs, Old Forest, and Tom Bobadil's house... Tom Bombadil's house turned into a hotel essencially. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-30-2008, 04:22 PM	#5348
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil went deaf, so when the EVIL Valar came, he couldn't help them as they sang for him to come. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-30-2008, 04:37 PM	#5349
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Eru made Gaffer Gamgee one of the Valar in the top position! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-06-2008, 02:55 PM	#5350
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, he got corrupted (By wanting to make a new species of Potatoes, which Eru didn't allow him to- even theough they were the size of small cats and repelled all bugs!) and the only faithful Vala left was Ulmo, and he was in hiding. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-06-2008, 04:03 PM	#5351
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gaffer Gamgee died of potato poisoning and Ulmo discovered the cure for gangrene. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-06-2008, 09:45 PM	#5352
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Samwise didn't like that, so he went on a rampage while in Valinor, so many beings were hurt and killed... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-06-2008, 09:53 PM	#5353
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Fortunately for Valinor, Samwise mistook the hill of Túna for a fish, so he tried to eat it and died before he did much damage. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-06-2008, 10:00 PM	#5354
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, for Valinor Galadriel came! And she saved Sam and The Gaffer but decided to trash Valinor and turned into a queen, beautiful and powerful, so she ruled Middle-earth... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-07-2008, 12:47 PM	#5355
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, she was as beautiful as Luthien, so she died. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-07-2008, 12:50 PM	#5356
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Celeborn came to the rescue and Valinor was saved! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.