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Old 05-26-2005, 01:55 PM   #5321
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Old 05-26-2005, 03:04 PM   #5322
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Saruman: "Eureka! Two chicken legs are equal to some cauliflower and a bit of batwing! I'LL BE RICH! ER!"

Or...

Grima only went into Saruman's room to get a book because he had to, and even then he tried to avoid looking at the wizard playing with his "Action Figures".
S: Rarr, rarr! I'll get you, Talonman! *in a deeper voice* Not today, Birdbrian! Let me introduce you to my new Destruct-O-Scale! *a higher voice* Nooooo!

Or...

Grima: So...the secret to your blasting powder is dried chicken legs?
Saruman: Exciting, isn't it? I can't tell you how pleased I was to discover that.

Or...

Grima: You had Khazad-Dūm Fried Chicken and you didn't tell me?!?

Or...

Saruman the Werewolf finishes off the last of the poor henwife's chickens.

Or...

Saruman Many-Colored, even though he had become rather destructive of the environment since his days at The White, retained the habit of always, always using the whole chicken.
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:30 PM   #5323
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Grima: Burning incense eh? Don't you think that's a little obvious? I saw you pick up Gandalf's lost pouch of Old Toby. You hypocrite!

Cool pic, where did this one come from I wonder?
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:25 PM   #5324
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Saruman has been watching movies again...

Saruman: now the undead are going to come...but all i need is MY BOOMSTICK!!!
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:49 PM   #5325
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:58 PM   #5326
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Grima wonders why he ever took up with Saruman...

First rings, robes, and a fascination with colors, now he's obsessed with candles! What next?
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Old 05-26-2005, 06:10 PM   #5327
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Saruman: and they laughed at me grima... at wizard school... but i'l lshow them! i'll show them all!!! ha ha ha

Grima: err...sir...the pizza is here

Saruman: did you tip the delivery man?

Grima: err...no

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Old 05-26-2005, 06:26 PM   #5328
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Grima: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways, Lord Saruman. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen ring, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the hobbit's hidden...(choked by the force).


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Old 05-26-2005, 06:32 PM   #5329
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Grima: Master, do you really think half-man half-chicken soldiers are such a good idea ...?
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Old 05-26-2005, 06:37 PM   #5330
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Grima:Look at all the pretty candles.
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Old 05-27-2005, 02:34 AM   #5331
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Grima: What are you doing?
Saruman: You see, the chicken legs are the perfect ingredients for my new brand of washing powder. You can put whites in with colours and they never run!

Later...
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:31 AM   #5332
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Whilst puttering about when was not supposed to, Grime stops to check his ever-receeding hair line in the side of a bowl and thinks while 'fluffing' his hair...

Saruman: I can answer your question, and it's no. There is never enough hair on one side to cover the rest of your ugly head. Why don't you just shave it all off and top it with a wig or something...

Grima: Um... I've already tried?

Saruman: Hmm... Then you can get a new one because I can't stand to be seen with you and you can test out my NEW poultry Miracle Grow at the same time!

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Grima didn't have the slightest idea what Saruman was doing.
Neither did Saruman himself.
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:14 AM   #5334
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Old 05-27-2005, 06:02 AM   #5335
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Grima: So that's where he gets those fabulous false nails from. Now if only I could find his nail polish...
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Cor Blimey Guv`nor, shine a light!

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Grima: I've been meaning to ask; where exactly do you come from?

Saruman: The same place as the music.

Grima: ... ...
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"Grima, watch and learn. We keep the empty bargain bucket and simply put a couple of these old chicken feet in the bottom, cunningly add a few batter bits and some lard, then we get straight on the blower to the Fried Chicken shop. Hey presto! Free fried chicken for a whole month. That's magic."
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Saruman: Be quiet. I am in the process of fabricating a new picture.



Aragorn(in amazement): Wow, no one has ever been able to withstand my BO for such a long period of time. Except you.
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The moment before Aragorn realised he'd used glue instead of Shaving foam.
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Aragorn: Watch the extensions! They're real horse hair.
Arwen: So that's what happened to Bill...
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:24 PM   #5344
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Arwen: "I can smell polo mints..."

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1430 S.R. - Arwen tries in vain to hold up her husband's sagging face...

Arwen: Eh! Why won't it stay up! This 'aging' thing is rather annoying you know...

Aragorn: Have you tried clear tape?

Arwen: Hmm, that a good one!

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The rough hand was a dead giveaway: Aragorn realises that this is not Arwen, it is an Orc in disguise and designed to ensnare; a wicked deception of Sauron.
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1420!

Saruman pic:

Saruman: Grima! There's a foot in my chicken soup!

A&A:

Aragorn raises his femmish hand to his face. (is femmish a word?)

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Arwen hopes to turn Aragorn onto Tic tacs...someday...someday!
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Saruman and Grima pic:
As Grima fills in for Snape as Potions Teacher:
Grima: No, Saruman, first add the dragon scale, then the chicken leg. We've already been through this, haven't we? Well?
Saruman: (freezes in mid-action): Oh, oops. What do I do now?

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the following one isn't mine, I saw a verion of this somewhere and I thought it was funny so...:

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream.
Arwen: Do you remember what I told you?
Aragorn *sigh* Yes...You said I needed a shower and a shave.
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All thoughts of battle are brushed aside as Elrond remembers that purple goes officially out of fashion in just under two minutes.

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