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02-20-2008, 03:22 PM | #5201 |
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02-20-2008, 03:38 PM | #5202 |
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Fortunately, a mad Oliphaunt trampled all the zombies flat.
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02-20-2008, 04:29 PM | #5203 |
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Unfortunately, zombie threads can not be trampled on, so they stayed alive on other computers (Except the one that was trampled)
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02-20-2008, 04:30 PM | #5204 |
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Fortunately, he trampled the entire Internet.
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02-20-2008, 05:02 PM | #5205 |
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Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college.
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02-20-2008, 05:32 PM | #5206 |
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02-20-2008, 05:58 PM | #5207 |
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Unfortunately, the villagers lynched him before he could get anything out of the degree.
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02-20-2008, 06:07 PM | #5208 |
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Fortunately he at least got a meal of the Harvard professors.
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02-21-2008, 09:24 AM | #5209 |
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Unfortunately for the Harvard professors, they
encountered a vengeful McCaber, now starring in "Young Frankenstein II, He's Back With An Attitude!" (The love child of Elizabeth and the monster?)
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02-21-2008, 01:12 PM | #5210 |
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Fortunately, Eru slipped and fell on the reset button.
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02-21-2008, 02:36 PM | #5211 |
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Unfortunately, this caused everything to revert to the way it was in the beginning, and thus Morgoth was no longer stuck in the Void.
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02-21-2008, 04:46 PM | #5212 |
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Fortunately, Morgoth was not et Morgoth, as such, and still, Melko, and not yet evil, and all the other Valar liked him (except Ulmo, the outcast, with his amazing foresight).
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02-21-2008, 11:31 PM | #5213 |
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Unfortunately, Melkor had somehow kept all his memories from before the reset and was therefore still evil.
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02-22-2008, 08:27 AM | #5214 |
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Fortunately (for Melko) the other Valar didn't know this and were still his friends
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02-22-2008, 10:59 AM | #5215 |
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Unfortunately, Ulmo found out!
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02-22-2008, 11:25 AM | #5216 |
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Fortunately, he told he other Valar
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02-22-2008, 01:10 PM | #5217 |
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Unfortunately, it was too late and Morgoth had taken over the universe.
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Fortunately, Meneltarmacil has run out of ideas that end in the total destruction of Arda and beyond
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02-22-2008, 01:32 PM | #5219 |
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Unfortunately, other people than Menel still had these ideas.
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02-22-2008, 05:03 PM | #5221 |
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Unfortunately, I am one of them and THE DRAGON CAME!
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02-22-2008, 07:57 PM | #5222 |
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Fortunately, he got really sick and died.
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02-22-2008, 08:28 PM | #5223 |
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Unfortunately, before he died he caused some major havoc.
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02-22-2008, 10:37 PM | #5224 |
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Fortunately, that havoc was undermined by Gandalf. and became nuisance havoc.
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02-23-2008, 02:53 AM | #5225 |
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Unfortunately, this made Major Havoc sad. With his demotion, he was only a Corporal Havoc.
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02-23-2008, 09:29 AM | #5226 |
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Fortunately, he died and became Incorporeal Corporal Havoc.
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02-23-2008, 12:46 PM | #5227 |
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Unfortunately, Professor Chaos
came by and recruited him to his cause
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Fortunately, his cause was "looking as absurd as possible while sharing chocolate bars with his pet bat in the stairwell of a large and very ugly central European university EDIT and chanting "yes, I am on topic, Tolkientolkientolkien".
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Unfortunately, the Hare (that started off as hair in page 1) returned again in the arms of Zombie-Johnny-the-stinking-Balrog
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02-23-2008, 04:39 PM | #5230 |
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Fortunately, they both smelled nice!
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02-23-2008, 08:05 PM | #5231 |
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Unfortunately, that amounted to almost nothing.
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Fortunatey they were frozen for two years (using superior cryogenicss to what we have now, that actually worked)
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02-24-2008, 08:24 AM | #5233 |
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Unfortuately, Prof. Chaos and Corporal Havoc mistook them for fudgesicles and ate them.
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Fortunately this did not matter, as they were only their stunt doubls, and the real ones were safely locked away in mount doom
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02-24-2008, 01:26 PM | #5235 |
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Unfortuantely, Mount Doom became Mt. Zoom once again!
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02-24-2008, 01:46 PM | #5236 |
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Fortunately, it drove off a cliff and fell into the sea.
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Unfortunately, the Sea was so sick of the Mount Zoom joke that it threw it back onto the land with a roar.
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Fortunately, the Hare and Johnny escaped unscathed
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Unfortunately, Johnny and the hare disappeared into oblivion.
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Fortunately, oblivion was actually Bilbo's house, and they were all well fed and happy.
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