Duel of Doom! - Page 13 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lhunardawen · 08-04-2006, 10:04 PM

Gandalf: I am the chemical reaction that transforms rust into some other iron compound that does not stick to the feather clipper.

High King Fingolfin · 08-05-2006, 09:27 PM

Saruman: I am the other chemical which neutralizes the reaction.

Meneltarmacil · 08-05-2006, 10:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the huge explosion produced by the reaction that blows you up.

The Elf-warrior · 08-05-2006, 10:54 PM

Saruman: I am the insurance company that refuses to pay up!

Gurthang · 08-06-2006, 07:53 PM

Gandalf: I am the threat of* a lawsuit that changes the companies mind.

*I don't want to use another lawsuit, so I'll just hint at one.

Meneltarmacil · 08-06-2006, 07:57 PM

Saruman: I am the company's lawyers that viciously tear you apart due to said threat.

Kuruharan · 08-07-2006, 04:26 PM

Gandalf: I am the tort reform that utterly overturns all our conceptions of lawsuits and lawyers.

Oddwen · 08-07-2006, 05:38 PM

Saruman: I am the retort form that sets them up again. And makes fun of them.

The Elf-warrior · 08-08-2006, 04:35 PM

Gandalf: I am a company that sells chemistry equipment!

Glirdan · 08-08-2006, 05:01 PM

Saruman: I am the joker who would just like to say this: If it smells, it's chemistry, if it moves, it's biology, and if it's physics, it doesn't work (

). And what you're doing doesn't work. So, therefore, it is physics.

High King Fingolfin · 08-09-2006, 11:35 AM

Gandalf: I am the physicist that points out that physics works in theory.

Meneltarmacil · 08-09-2006, 02:16 PM

Saruman: I am the chemistry equipment that blows up in your face, which hurts a lot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2006, 02:18 PM

Gandalf: I am the protective face mask that deflects the chemistry equipment.

Gurthang · 08-09-2006, 04:37 PM

Saruman: I am the moving chemistry stuff, meaning it must be biology, meaning you wouldn't be wearing a face mask and the chemi-bio-mush still hits you in the face.

High King Fingolfin · 08-11-2006, 12:42 PM

Gandalf: I am the professor who expels you for doing expiriments in the lab after hours.

The Elf-warrior · 08-11-2006, 07:12 PM

Saruman: I am the overindulgent parents who get upset at said professor!

Meneltarmacil · 08-11-2006, 08:02 PM

Gandalf: I am the freak meteor shower that obliterates the overindulgent parents.

The Elf-warrior · 08-11-2006, 10:28 PM

Saruman: I am the April showers that bring May flowers!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2006, 12:45 AM

: I am the bad pluming that stops the showers from working.

The Elf-warrior · 08-12-2006, 07:52 AM

Saruman: I am the plumber who fixes the showers!

High King Fingolfin · 08-12-2006, 11:41 AM

Gandalf: I am the hole in the space-time continuum that causes the plumber's tools to dissapear.

The Elf-warrior · 08-12-2006, 12:55 PM

Saruman: I am the carpenter who fixes the hole!

High King Fingolfin · 08-14-2006, 11:54 AM

Gandalf: I am the carpenter's boss that fires him for using company tools on his own time.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2006, 02:34 PM

Saruman: I am the gross negligence that leads to the boss being sued.

Gurthang · 08-14-2006, 05:11 PM

Gandalf: I am a spell that erases all lawsuits (and everything to do with them) from the history of the universe.

The Elf-warrior · 08-14-2006, 06:33 PM

Saruman: I am the evil trans-national corporations who oppress the people with impunity because they can't be sued!

Gurthang · 08-17-2006, 12:14 AM

Gandalf: I am the people in mass revolt!

High King Fingolfin · 08-17-2006, 01:16 PM

Saruman: I am the fascist police that put down the revolt.

Meneltarmacil · 08-17-2006, 04:05 PM

Gandalf: I am the police's badly-manufactured guns that explode when fired.

Gurthang · 08-17-2006, 05:05 PM

Saruman: I am the "Kevlar" armor that protects the fascist police from their own guns.

Kuruharan · 08-17-2006, 05:22 PM

Gandalf: I'm the fact that the kevlar won't protect them from taking damage from the concussion of the explosion.

Alcarillo · 08-17-2006, 06:37 PM

Saruman: I am the fact that the mob isn't immune to the concussion either.

Kuruharan · 08-17-2006, 09:37 PM

Gandalf: I am the fact that the mob has bought off/intimidated/burned the house the Laws of Physics.

Gurthang · 08-18-2006, 02:11 PM

Saruman: I am the intangibility of the Laws of Physics, meaning they are a concept which cannot be destroyed.

High King Fingolfin · 08-18-2006, 05:21 PM

Gandalf: I am the Vala that makes the intangible tangible.

Glirdan · 08-18-2006, 05:22 PM

Saruman: I am Morgoth who destroys the Vala, thus making the tangible intangible once again.

Lhunardawen · 08-20-2006, 02:43 AM

Gandalf: I am a random Tolkien fan who endlessly berates Saruman for saying he's Morgoth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-20-2006, 06:09 AM

Vs

Who will win?

____

Saruman: I am the tree that falls upon the Tolkien fan.

High King Fingolfin · 08-20-2006, 06:51 PM

Gandalf: I am the Ent that convinces the tree, which is actually a Huorn, to move.

Meneltarmacil · 08-20-2006, 07:32 PM

Saruman: I am the lightning bolt that strikes the Ent and lights him on fire.

08-05-2006, 09:27 PM	#482
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the other chemical which neutralizes the reaction. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-05-2006, 10:19 PM	#483
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the huge explosion produced by the reaction that blows you up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-05-2006, 10:54 PM	#484
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the insurance company that refuses to pay up! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-06-2006, 07:53 PM	#485
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the threat of* a lawsuit that changes the companies mind. *I don't want to use another lawsuit, so I'll just hint at one. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-06-2006, 07:57 PM	#486
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the company's lawyers that viciously tear you apart due to said threat. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-04-2006, 10:04 PM	#481
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am the chemical reaction that transforms rust into some other iron compound that does not stick to the feather clipper.

08-07-2006, 04:26 PM	#487
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the tort reform that utterly overturns all our conceptions of lawsuits and lawyers. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

08-07-2006, 05:38 PM	#488
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the retort form that sets them up again. And makes fun of them. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-08-2006, 04:35 PM	#489
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am a company that sells chemistry equipment! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-08-2006, 05:01 PM	#490
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the joker who would just like to say this: If it smells, it's chemistry, if it moves, it's biology, and if it's physics, it doesn't work ( ). And what you're doing doesn't work. So, therefore, it is physics. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-09-2006, 11:35 AM	#491
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the physicist that points out that physics works in theory. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-09-2006, 02:16 PM	#492
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the chemistry equipment that blows up in your face, which hurts a lot. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-09-2006, 02:18 PM	#493
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the protective face mask that deflects the chemistry equipment. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2006, 04:37 PM	#494
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the moving chemistry stuff, meaning it must be biology, meaning you wouldn't be wearing a face mask and the chemi-bio-mush still hits you in the face. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-11-2006, 12:42 PM	#495
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the professor who expels you for doing expiriments in the lab after hours. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-11-2006, 07:12 PM	#496
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the overindulgent parents who get upset at said professor! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-11-2006, 08:02 PM	#497
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the freak meteor shower that obliterates the overindulgent parents. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-11-2006, 10:28 PM	#498
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the April showers that bring May flowers! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-12-2006, 12:45 AM	#499
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the bad pluming that stops the showers from working. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-20-2006 at 06:27 AM.

08-12-2006, 07:52 AM	#500
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the plumber who fixes the showers! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-12-2006, 11:41 AM	#501
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the hole in the space-time continuum that causes the plumber's tools to dissapear. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-12-2006, 12:55 PM	#502
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the carpenter who fixes the hole! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-14-2006, 11:54 AM	#503
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the carpenter's boss that fires him for using company tools on his own time. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-14-2006, 02:34 PM	#504
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the gross negligence that leads to the boss being sued. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-14-2006, 05:11 PM	#505
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am a spell that erases all lawsuits (and everything to do with them) from the history of the universe. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-14-2006, 06:33 PM	#506
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the evil trans-national corporations who oppress the people with impunity because they can't be sued! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-17-2006, 12:14 AM	#507
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the people in mass revolt! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2006, 01:16 PM	#508
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the fascist police that put down the revolt. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-17-2006, 04:05 PM	#509
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the police's badly-manufactured guns that explode when fired. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-17-2006, 05:05 PM	#510
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the "Kevlar" armor that protects the fascist police from their own guns. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2006, 05:22 PM	#511
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I'm the fact that the kevlar won't protect them from taking damage from the concussion of the explosion. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

08-17-2006, 06:37 PM	#512
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the fact that the mob isn't immune to the concussion either.

08-17-2006, 09:37 PM	#513
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the fact that the mob has bought off/intimidated/burned the house the Laws of Physics. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 08-17-2006 at 09:40 PM.

08-18-2006, 02:11 PM	#514
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the intangibility of the Laws of Physics, meaning they are a concept which cannot be destroyed. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-18-2006, 05:21 PM	#515
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the Vala that makes the intangible tangible. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx