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Maikadilwen · 11-10-2002, 06:11 AM

Ewwww! Poor fellow. OK here goes.

Guy above: No, Aragorn, really. It's me, Legolas. They told me to try this new hair product. Should make you a completely new person. Did it work?

charly · 11-10-2002, 07:29 AM

Who the Varda is that??????

Thing: ESMERALDA!!!ESMERALDA!!!
Peter Jackson:Look, that was nice, but we´re not doing the Hunchback of Notre-Dame.
Thing:ET wants to...
PJ: AND NOT ET!!!
Thing:Why not, preciusssssss??
PJ:See, that´s better. Are you the new Gollum?

Alatariel · 11-10-2002, 09:41 AM

Thing: This is what happens if you get locked in the make-up caravan for a year, with only lipstick and eyeshadow to eat!

PJ *shifty eyes*

LadyElbereth · 11-10-2002, 10:47 AM

A guy not in the picture: Heh heh, that ugly thing looks like my grandmother.

Thing: hisssssss

Guy: *gasp*.....GRANDMA!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

AddictedtoRumil · 11-10-2002, 11:16 AM

Caption this!

Childlike Empress · 11-10-2002, 12:01 PM

And another brilliant idea was crushed when Elijah Wood discovered universal vetoes to his "Frodo should wear these really cool shades" idea.

Mlo · 11-10-2002, 01:06 PM

The pic above:
Frodo: Are you talking to me? Don't show yourself here again unless you have the money! Capische?
Aragorn: Easy Frodo, he might be valuable to us later.
Frodo: Valuable? I spit on your mother!

The orcish thingy pic:
This is what happens if you use the new Nivea Body Lotion...
(lame, I know...)

[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

dragoneyes · 11-10-2002, 01:33 PM

Aragorn: since when did he get so tall, just a scene ago he was a normal hobbit, then suddenly he get's the shades, and whoosh! He's nearly my height.

LePetitChoux · 11-10-2002, 04:17 PM

PJ or whoever the 3rd guy is: No, Viggo, it's just an illusion: really, youre kust far, far away...

Diamond18 · 11-10-2002, 05:01 PM

[img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Frodo: "Dude, Strider, have some snow, man. I think it's, like, special snow...Ent-snow or something."

And I believe that the Orc in the last pic is Grishnakh. I've seen a shot of him looming over Merry and Pippin. So my caption for it would be:

Merry and Pippin: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Precioussss · 11-10-2002, 08:56 PM

ARGH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*dies*
those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies again*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*dies a third time*
haahahahaha! man those pics are funny.

anyway...past my mental retardation...I have nothing funny to say here.

Mintyztwin · 11-11-2002, 11:26 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are great! Unfortunaly, my brain is a little too mushy right now to think of anything! I'll come back later!

(Frodo in shades!What a thought!)

LePetitChoux · 11-11-2002, 11:45 AM

Amanaduial the archer · 11-11-2002, 02:12 PM

oh my god, i so love that picture with frodo aragorn and the shades! Its real wierd seeing them all brought up to size...

oh man! That is one unhappy little orc! Jeez, is he crying?

dragoneyes · 11-11-2002, 02:31 PM

unhappy ork: darn this helmet, it's stuck, help? help? anyone?... Fine then I'll just sit here and sulk.

Maikadilwen · 11-11-2002, 02:34 PM

Orc: I want my mommy!

Lady_Espel · 11-11-2002, 02:44 PM

Dead inside.

Precioussss · 11-11-2002, 02:47 PM

Mamma always told me there'd be days like this...but she neglected to mention that I would feel like an armadillo.

Diamond18 · 11-11-2002, 05:22 PM

Orc: "I wish I had fangirls...why don't I have fangirls? Legolas has fangirls...Aragorn has fangirls...Frodo has fangirls...I'll bet even that meathead Lurtz has fangirls."
Random offscreen orc: "Would you stop using that word? Get a thesaurus or something!"

AddictedtoRumil · 11-11-2002, 05:43 PM

Caption this!(What the heck is Lego doing?!)

Diamond18 · 11-11-2002, 05:46 PM

Looks to me like he's eating Lembas. Haldir asked him if he could do an advert for Lembas before leaving.

Legolas: "Lembas; the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions!"

Arwen Melian · 11-11-2002, 06:22 PM

Must...eat...lembas..don't ...care..what..fangirls..think...don't ...care ...if I'm ..an
elf...I'd..rather..be..a..hobbit..forget..it ..Peter Jackson..I'm ..not staying..on ..this ...stupid..diet..so what if I'm ..fat in ..real..life..fan girls..still..love..me..screw this..and you!

Iknow that was bad..sigh..

Mintyztwin · 11-11-2002, 07:35 PM

Mama always told me if I ate Lembas I'd grow up strong and beatiful! It works!

Nevfeniel · 11-11-2002, 10:09 PM

These rice krispie treats taste funny. . .
Okay, so that wasn't funny, but oh well.
New picture!

Frodo: I was sure I left the ring in here.
Sam: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Diamond18 · 11-12-2002, 11:16 AM

Frodo: "Shhh, Sam I hear something. Drums, drums in the deep."

Sam: "Er...I think those are termites."

Frodo: "Termites in stone? I don't think so."

Sam: "They're rare termites. Stone termites. Trust me, I'm a gardener, I know all about bugs."

Frodo: "I still think it's drums."

[ November 12, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Amanaduial the archer · 11-12-2002, 01:03 PM

diamond18, preciousss, i love those two!

Legolas: Eww...man, some people like this...oh boy, i wonder can I eat this without my lips touching it? The make up department is sooo gonna kill me for this one...

LePetitChoux · 11-12-2002, 02:10 PM

Frodo only noticed the fairy dust had hit him when he was 70 feet in the air. (it was pretty strong stuff)

Tigerlily Gamgee · 11-13-2002, 11:14 AM

Tigerlily Gamgee · 11-13-2002, 11:17 AM

Introducing the new, industrial Strength, Q-tip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For all of those kingdoms that really need cleansing.

LePetitChoux · 11-13-2002, 11:23 AM

Aragorn: Don't worry, eowyn, the spider wil be fine.

Gandalf: Heeeere spidey spidey spidey!

dragoneyes · 11-13-2002, 12:26 PM

Aragorn: Don't get too close Gandalf! We don't know what it is.
Gandalf: It appearss to be some kind of fungus...

I have a feeling I'll be the only one to find that funny.

Amanaduial the archer · 11-13-2002, 01:47 PM

well i cant think of an actual caption for the frodo-sam one, but frodo appears to be approaching with his eyes closed and sam is tripping over his own foot it seems...ah the mysteries of hobbit folk...

Elven Mistress · 11-13-2002, 03:45 PM

Grrr! i still can't see the other pic with Sam and Frodo! I followed i think it was Diamond's directions, but it didn't work! <sigh>

For the Gandalf pic...

Gandalf: *edging his way forward* Now, Treebeard, no need to get protective or owning, but would you please put the Hobbits down nice and gently...

Diamond18 · 11-13-2002, 05:51 PM

I erased my directions because today I could see the picture, so I figured Nevfeniel edited it. I'm sorry they didn't work...I can't think of anything else.

For this one: "With my magic paint-sponge I shall paint the whole world white!"

Éowyn: "Don't hold me back, Aragorn! This was my favorite red dress!"

Precioussss · 11-13-2002, 07:30 PM

AddictedtoRumil where did you get that Legolas picture??

Melichus · 11-13-2002, 10:20 PM

I can't resist putting one up:

[ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

Diamond18 · 11-13-2002, 11:23 PM

Aragorn: "I'm too sexy for my sweat."

Mintyztwin · 11-14-2002, 01:28 AM

Aragorn: "Ha. You won't get ME in the bath so easy!"

(This is completly innocent unless you make it not so! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just trying to prevent any misconceptions. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Arwen_Evenstar · 11-14-2002, 03:22 AM

Aragorn: Look at him! Stupid legolas, just because hes an elven prince he gets all the elf chicks!
Borimir(walks over) What are you on about dude, you have Arwen.
Aragorn(whining): But I want thoseelf chicks! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Susan Delgado · 11-14-2002, 04:09 AM

I want to see the Frodo-Sam picture. Someone please repost it.

11-10-2002, 06:11 AM	#481
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	Ewwww! Poor fellow. OK here goes. Guy above: No, Aragorn, really. It's me, Legolas. They told me to try this new hair product. Should make you a completely new person. Did it work? __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

11-10-2002, 07:29 AM	#482
charly Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle earth, dork Posts: 84	Who the Varda is that?????? Thing: ESMERALDA!!!ESMERALDA!!! Peter Jackson:Look, that was nice, but we´re not doing the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. Thing:ET wants to... PJ: AND NOT ET!!! Thing:Why not, preciusssssss?? PJ:See, that´s better. Are you the new Gollum? __________________ "Whom do you serve, scum?"

11-10-2002, 09:41 AM	#483
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	Thing: This is what happens if you get locked in the make-up caravan for a year, with only lipstick and eyeshadow to eat! PJ shifty eyes __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

11-10-2002, 10:47 AM	#484
LadyElbereth Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Taniquetil Posts: 183	A guy not in the picture: Heh heh, that ugly thing looks like my grandmother. Thing: hisssssss Guy: gasp.....GRANDMA!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips.

11-10-2002, 11:16 AM	#485
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Caption this! __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

11-10-2002, 12:01 PM	#486
Childlike Empress Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fantasia Posts: 109	And another brilliant idea was crushed when Elijah Wood discovered universal vetoes to his "Frodo should wear these really cool shades" idea. __________________ Fantasia is with you in your heart. It is the story of which we are a part. Take my hand, come with me, join in my Neverending Story.

11-10-2002, 01:06 PM	#487
Mlo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 65	The pic above: Frodo: Are you talking to me? Don't show yourself here again unless you have the money! Capische? Aragorn: Easy Frodo, he might be valuable to us later. Frodo: Valuable? I spit on your mother! The orcish thingy pic: This is what happens if you use the new Nivea Body Lotion... (lame, I know...) [ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ] __________________ I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

11-10-2002, 01:33 PM	#488
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Aragorn: since when did he get so tall, just a scene ago he was a normal hobbit, then suddenly he get's the shades, and whoosh! He's nearly my height. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

11-10-2002, 04:17 PM	#489
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	PJ or whoever the 3rd guy is: No, Viggo, it's just an illusion: really, youre kust far, far away... __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-10-2002, 05:01 PM	#490
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	[img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Frodo: "Dude, Strider, have some snow, man. I think it's, like, special snow...Ent-snow or something." And I believe that the Orc in the last pic is Grishnakh. I've seen a shot of him looming over Merry and Pippin. So my caption for it would be: Merry and Pippin: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-10-2002, 08:56 PM	#491
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	ARGH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! dies those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! dies again HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! dies a third time haahahahaha! man those pics are funny. anyway...past my mental retardation...I have nothing funny to say here. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

11-11-2002, 11:26 AM	#492
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are great! Unfortunaly, my brain is a little too mushy right now to think of anything! I'll come back later! (Frodo in shades!What a thought!) __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-11-2002, 11:45 AM	#493
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	__________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-11-2002, 02:12 PM	#494
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	oh my god, i so love that picture with frodo aragorn and the shades! Its real wierd seeing them all brought up to size... oh man! That is one unhappy little orc! Jeez, is he crying? __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

11-11-2002, 02:31 PM	#495
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	unhappy ork: darn this helmet, it's stuck, help? help? anyone?... Fine then I'll just sit here and sulk. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

11-11-2002, 02:34 PM	#496
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	Orc: I want my mommy! __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

11-11-2002, 02:44 PM	#497
Lady_Espel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42	Dead inside. __________________ I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse and did it again.

11-11-2002, 02:47 PM	#498
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Mamma always told me there'd be days like this...but she neglected to mention that I would feel like an armadillo. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

11-11-2002, 05:22 PM	#499
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Orc: "I wish I had fangirls...why don't I have fangirls? Legolas has fangirls...Aragorn has fangirls...Frodo has fangirls...I'll bet even that meathead Lurtz has fangirls." Random offscreen orc: "Would you stop using that word? Get a thesaurus or something!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-11-2002, 05:43 PM	#500
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Caption this!(What the heck is Lego doing?!) __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

11-11-2002, 05:46 PM	#501
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Looks to me like he's eating Lembas. Haldir asked him if he could do an advert for Lembas before leaving. Legolas: "Lembas; the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-11-2002, 06:22 PM	#502
Arwen Melian Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sometimes Imladris....sometimes Mirkwood...other times ....Lothlorien Posts: 141	Must...eat...lembas..don't ...care..what..fangirls..think...don't ...care ...if I'm ..an elf...I'd..rather..be..a..hobbit..forget..it ..Peter Jackson..I'm ..not staying..on ..this ...stupid..diet..so what if I'm ..fat in ..real..life..fan girls..still..love..me..screw this..and you! Iknow that was bad..sigh.. __________________ Maiden of Rivendell "Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom." Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?

11-11-2002, 07:35 PM	#503
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Mama always told me if I ate Lembas I'd grow up strong and beatiful! It works! __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-11-2002, 10:09 PM	#504
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	These rice krispie treats taste funny. . . Okay, so that wasn't funny, but oh well. New picture! Frodo: I was sure I left the ring in here. Sam: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

11-12-2002, 11:16 AM	#505
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Frodo: "Shhh, Sam I hear something. Drums, drums in the deep." Sam: "Er...I think those are termites." Frodo: "Termites in stone? I don't think so." Sam: "They're rare termites. Stone termites. Trust me, I'm a gardener, I know all about bugs." Frodo: "I still think it's drums." [ November 12, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-12-2002, 01:03 PM	#506
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	diamond18, preciousss, i love those two! Legolas: Eww...man, some people like this...oh boy, i wonder can I eat this without my lips touching it? The make up department is sooo gonna kill me for this one... __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

11-12-2002, 02:10 PM	#507
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Frodo only noticed the fairy dust had hit him when he was 70 feet in the air. (it was pretty strong stuff) __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-13-2002, 11:14 AM	#508
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	__________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

11-13-2002, 11:17 AM	#509
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Introducing the *new, industrial Strength, Q-tip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For all of those kingdoms that really need cleansing. __________________ ~* ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

11-13-2002, 11:23 AM	#510
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Aragorn: Don't worry, eowyn, the spider wil be fine. Gandalf: Heeeere spidey spidey spidey! __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-13-2002, 12:26 PM	#511
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Aragorn: Don't get too close Gandalf! We don't know what it is. Gandalf: It appearss to be some kind of fungus... I have a feeling I'll be the only one to find that funny. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

11-13-2002, 01:47 PM	#512
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	well i cant think of an actual caption for the frodo-sam one, but frodo appears to be approaching with his eyes closed and sam is tripping over his own foot it seems...ah the mysteries of hobbit folk... __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

11-13-2002, 03:45 PM	#513
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Grrr! i still can't see the other pic with Sam and Frodo! I followed i think it was Diamond's directions, but it didn't work! <sigh> For the Gandalf pic... Gandalf: edging his way forward Now, Treebeard, no need to get protective or owning, but would you please put the Hobbits down nice and gently... __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

11-13-2002, 05:51 PM	#514
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I erased my directions because today I could see the picture, so I figured Nevfeniel edited it. I'm sorry they didn't work...I can't think of anything else. For this one: "With my magic paint-sponge I shall paint the whole world white!" Éowyn: "Don't hold me back, Aragorn! This was my favorite red dress!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-13-2002, 07:30 PM	#515
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	AddictedtoRumil where did you get that Legolas picture?? __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan