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Nimrodel_9 · 05-02-2005, 04:42 PM

Saruman joins in the belching contest.

I'll go away now.

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 05:41 PM

Grima: Ok Master on the count of three take a big breathe and Ill count how long you can hold your breathe. 1, 2....

Evisse the Blue · 05-02-2005, 05:52 PM

Previous pic:
Theoden: (shouting over the racket): Gentlemen, order!
Aragorn, Gamling and the rest: BEER!

Saruman pic:
Saruman: Haaaachooo! (Sneezes)
Grima: Bless you! You're not allergic to horse smell, are you?

The Only Real Estel · 05-02-2005, 06:48 PM

Late caption for the Aragorn pic:

For most of the Rohirrim, the toasts were a time of rejoicing; but for Aragorn, they were a time of sorrow, a time to mourn his beloved drink's disappearance from Middle Earth, Pepsi Blue.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-02-2005, 07:13 PM

Saruman:

Don't cry for me Isengardia
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Oddwen · 05-02-2005, 07:33 PM

Another late Aragorn pic...

Theoden: Now everyone raise your glasses in a toast, and sing the national Rohirric anthem.
Men: "Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer..."
Aragorn: "Reeb, reeb, reeb *hic* reeb..."

The Saruman pic...

Saruman(singing): Ev'ry-body DANCE now!

Or...

Saruman's production of "The Phantom of the Opera" recieved nasssty reviews, although most of the hate was directed towards the miscast Grima Wormtongue's in the role of "Christine".

Or...

Saruman: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Or...

S: "Gandalf! Wait! Come back! I DID NOT GIVE YOU LEAVE TO GO! Oh, buggrit. Bloody eagles..."

Or...

In the previous picture, Aragorn drops his mug. In slo-motion, Saruman leaps for the precious contents screaming "NOOOOOoooo!"

Or...

For his birthday, the Uruk-hai all baked Saruman Many-colored a cake and threw him a surprise party.
S: *gasp!* For MEE? Oh, you guys shouldn't have!

Or...

Lurtz was very happy to capture the look on Sarumans' face when the wizard realized that his MOTHER was coming down the lane, and he hadn't cleaned his room since the trees of gold and silver were in bloom!

Er...enough for now.

Hookbill:

Quote:

Saruman: AAAGH! ORCS!

And Wilwa:

Quote:

Saruman: Come back with my poodle!!!

You guys kill me.

I shall have to rep them when I get a chance...

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-02-2005, 07:45 PM

Grima: My Lord, the Orcs grow restless.

Saruman: (in Scouse accent) Calm down! Calm Down!

Gurthang · 05-02-2005, 08:46 PM

Grima: "I wish you wouldn't breath so hard; you blew my candle out!"
Saruman: "Shut up. Why do you have a candle anyway, the sun's shining."

AND

(The ever-popular groaner)
Saruman sees Gandalf....uncloaked!

AND

Saruman just got the finger from 10,000 orcs at once.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-02-2005, 11:50 PM

Grima knew he would regret putting the banana skin on the floor, but it worth it for the look on Saruman's face as he fell.

Bywaters · 05-03-2005, 03:50 AM

Over loudspeaker: We have you surrounded...

Mithalwen · 05-03-2005, 06:45 AM

Saruman" Calm down dear, it's a commercial"

or

"Father Abraham, seven sons he had, seven sons had Father Abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried, all they did was go like THIS!"

Holbytlass · 05-03-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meela

Saruman: Hockety pockety wockety wack, abracabra dabra nack. Shrink in size ery small, we've got to save enough room for all. Higitus Figitus migitus mum, pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

Hockety pockety wockety wack
that's the way we have to pack
Higitus Figitus migitis mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

(I like that movie, too)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-03-2005, 08:01 AM

"Honestly, I almost caught a fish this big!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-03-2005, 09:16 AM

Saruman: AH! Who set the orcs on fire?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-03-2005, 09:56 AM

Saruman shrieks in terror before being swallowed by a giant whale.

Lalwendë · 05-03-2005, 12:36 PM

Grima: "Erm, master, I don't think that white smoke was intended for you..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-03-2005, 12:45 PM

Saruman: HOW DARE THEY NOT VOTE ME POPE!!

Speaking of evil, this is my 666th post...

Eeep!

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 02:55 PM

Saruman carefully steadies the golf ball that he's balancing on his staff.

luthien-elvenprincess · 05-03-2005, 04:00 PM

And here we have Saruman, the most recent victim of Merry and Pippen's latest buffoonery: Sticking a finger in ice water for 10 minutes just prior to goosing your unsuspecting prey!

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 04:02 PM

Unfortunately for his audience, Saruman could lipsync (sp?) about as well as Ashley Simpson.

Lalwendë · 05-03-2005, 04:47 PM

Saruman: "All hail ye the power of my mighty pickled onion fork!"

***

Grima is miffed. Saruman is clearly winning Eowyn over by showing that he has the bigger staff.

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 05:32 PM

Saruman: "Men of Rohan & Uruks of Isengard, hear me! I bring you true art! I call my newest creation "ball on staff in hand"."

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-03-2005, 05:46 PM

Saruman: People of Isengard. I know that there are those who do not agree with my decision to go to war with Rohan. It was a difficult decision, but it is my job to take such decisions. It is for you to judge whether it was the right the right thing to do. But remember. To support the Fellowship is to let Sauron into Orthanc by the back door.

Gil-Galad · 05-03-2005, 06:17 PM

Saruman: i am not a crook!!!

elronds_daughter · 05-03-2005, 06:31 PM

"Slaves, orcs, Isengaurders! Lend me your ears! I come to bury Sauron, not to praise him. But Grima says he was ambitious, and Grima is an honorable man."

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 06:46 PM

Saruman: "Whoa! Hold everything! National Treasure comes out today!!?? Well I'm off to buy it then, you guys can march on Helm's Deep another day."

Naz · 05-03-2005, 06:53 PM

Saruman: I believe I can fly/ I got shot by the FBIIII....

I had another but can't remember : p

Oddwen · 05-03-2005, 07:20 PM

S: He's at the twenty, the ten, TOUCHDOOOOOOWN URUKS!

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 07:50 PM

Saruman reciting the pledge at the Baddies Reformation Guild:

""I am a nice wizard, not a wizard with a mind for world domination. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Men are friends, not subjects.""

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-03-2005, 11:51 PM

Saruman: Hear me! Hear me! I will now- Ack! Ack! Just... Swallowed... Fly! Ack!

Lhunardawen · 05-03-2005, 11:52 PM

Grima and Saruman struggle with acrophobia. Apparently, the wizard's got it worse.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-04-2005, 12:04 AM

Saruman regretted getting the sharp end attached to the bottom of his staff after he stabbed himself in the foot for the ninth time.

OR

Saruman: This has to be once of the longest running captions EVER!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-04-2005, 09:18 AM

The parley with Gandalf takes a childish turn, as Saruman sarcastically declares "Oooooooh, I'm SO scared!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-04-2005, 10:08 AM

Saruman In opera voice: OOOHHH AAAHH! A new picture!

Merry: Now, I shall prove to you that I have psychic powers... I... will... move... mug...

Meela · 05-04-2005, 10:14 AM

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a mocho... macho... chico chino... mocha choca....

Maeggaladiel · 05-04-2005, 10:26 AM

Saruman pic- Really, that fish was like THIS BIG!

Grima- Who knew that the Ents' little stunt with the dam would get you interested in fishing instead of evil?

Merry/Pippin pic-

Merry- Okay, let's try this one more time. Your glass is EMPTY. My glass is....?

Pip- Um... pewter?

Merry- FULL!! Come on, Pippin, we've been through this ten times!

Pip- I dunno, Merry. I think this whole "opposites" lesson is too complicated. Let's go back to shapes and colors.

Esgallhugwen · 05-04-2005, 11:49 AM

Pippin: Hey! That's not fair taking one of the human sized mugs instead of a Hobbit sized one, what would PJ have to say? Now theres a whole scale issue that has to be fixed.
Merry: *shrugs shoulders* You're just jealous because now I have more ale then you do.

Anguirel · 05-04-2005, 11:59 AM

MERRY: I'm spending the rest of the book with this cretin? Oh well...at least I can drown my sorrows...hic...

Encaitare · 05-04-2005, 01:27 PM

Merry: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Mithalwen · 05-04-2005, 01:32 PM

Pippin thinks : "You got an ice cream float....and they say I am the childish one.."

05-02-2005, 04:42 PM	#5001
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Just had an idea.... Saruman joins in the belching contest. I'll go away now. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-02-2005, 05:41 PM	#5002
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Grima: Ok Master on the count of three take a big breathe and Ill count how long you can hold your breathe. 1, 2.... __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-02-2005, 05:52 PM	#5003
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Previous pic: Theoden: (shouting over the racket): Gentlemen, order! Aragorn, Gamling and the rest: BEER! Saruman pic: Saruman: Haaaachooo! (Sneezes) Grima: Bless you! You're not allergic to horse smell, are you? __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

05-02-2005, 07:13 PM	#5005
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Saruman: Don't cry for me Isengardia The truth is I never left you All through my wild days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-02-2005, 07:45 PM	#5007
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Grima: My Lord, the Orcs grow restless. Saruman: (in Scouse accent) Calm down! Calm Down! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-02-2005, 06:48 PM	#5004
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Late caption for the Aragorn pic: For most of the Rohirrim, the toasts were a time of rejoicing; but for Aragorn, they were a time of sorrow, a time to mourn his beloved drink's disappearance from Middle Earth, Pepsi Blue.

05-02-2005, 08:46 PM	#5008
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Grima: "I wish you wouldn't breath so hard; you blew my candle out!" Saruman: "Shut up. Why do you have a candle anyway, the sun's shining." AND (The ever-popular groaner) Saruman sees Gandalf....uncloaked! AND Saruman just got the finger from 10,000 orcs at once. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-02-2005, 11:50 PM	#5009
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima knew he would regret putting the banana skin on the floor, but it worth it for the look on Saruman's face as he fell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-03-2005, 03:50 AM	#5010
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Over loudspeaker: We have you surrounded... __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

05-03-2005, 06:45 AM	#5011
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Saruman" Calm down dear, it's a commercial" or "Father Abraham, seven sons he had, seven sons had Father Abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried, all they did was go like THIS!" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-03-2005, 08:01 AM	#5013
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Honestly, I almost caught a fish this big!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-03-2005, 09:16 AM	#5014
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: AH! Who set the orcs on fire? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-03-2005, 09:56 AM	#5015
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	You'll have to look hard for this one but.... Saruman shrieks in terror before being swallowed by a giant whale. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-03-2005, 12:36 PM	#5016
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Grima: "Erm, master, I don't think that white smoke was intended for you..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-03-2005, 12:45 PM	#5017
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: HOW DARE THEY NOT VOTE ME POPE!! Speaking of evil, this is my 666th post... Eeep! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 05-03-2005 at 11:50 PM.

05-03-2005, 02:55 PM	#5018
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Suspensful Saruman Saruman carefully steadies the golf ball that he's balancing on his staff.

05-03-2005, 04:00 PM	#5019
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	And here we have Saruman, the most recent victim of Merry and Pippen's latest buffoonery: Sticking a finger in ice water for 10 minutes just prior to goosing your unsuspecting prey! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

05-03-2005, 04:02 PM	#5020
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunately for his audience, Saruman could lipsync (sp?) about as well as Ashley Simpson.

05-03-2005, 04:47 PM	#5021
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman: "All hail ye the power of my mighty pickled onion fork!" *** Grima is miffed. Saruman is clearly winning Eowyn over by showing that he has the bigger staff. __________________ Gordon's alive! Last edited by Lalwendë; 05-03-2005 at 04:54 PM.

05-03-2005, 05:32 PM	#5022
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	keeping up the 'original' names for artwork Saruman: "Men of Rohan & Uruks of Isengard, hear me! I bring you true art! I call my newest creation "ball on staff in hand"."

05-03-2005, 05:46 PM	#5023
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Honeyed words ... Saruman: People of Isengard. I know that there are those who do not agree with my decision to go to war with Rohan. It was a difficult decision, but it is my job to take such decisions. It is for you to judge whether it was the right the right thing to do. But remember. To support the Fellowship is to let Sauron into Orthanc by the back door. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-03-2005, 06:17 PM	#5024
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saruman: i am not a crook!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-03-2005, 06:31 PM	#5025
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	"Slaves, orcs, Isengaurders! Lend me your ears! I come to bury Sauron, not to praise him. But Grima says he was ambitious, and Grima is an honorable man." __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

05-03-2005, 06:46 PM	#5026
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "Whoa! Hold everything! National Treasure comes out today!!?? Well I'm off to buy it then, you guys can march on Helm's Deep another day."

05-03-2005, 06:53 PM	#5027
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Saruman: I believe I can fly/ I got shot by the FBIIII.... I had another but can't remember : p

05-03-2005, 07:20 PM	#5028
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman as a football announcer... S: He's at the twenty, the ten, TOUCHDOOOOOOWN URUKS! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-03-2005, 07:50 PM	#5029
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Finding Nemo/LotR Saruman reciting the pledge at the Baddies Reformation Guild: ""I am a nice wizard, not a wizard with a mind for world domination. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Men are friends, not subjects."" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 05-04-2005 at 09:23 AM.

05-03-2005, 11:51 PM	#5030
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: Hear me! Hear me! I will now- Ack! Ack! Just... Swallowed... Fly! Ack! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-03-2005, 11:52 PM	#5031
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Grima and Saruman struggle with acrophobia. Apparently, the wizard's got it worse.

05-04-2005, 12:04 AM	#5032
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman regretted getting the sharp end attached to the bottom of his staff after he stabbed himself in the foot for the ninth time. OR Saruman: This has to be once of the longest running captions EVER! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-04-2005, 09:18 AM	#5033
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The parley with Gandalf takes a childish turn, as Saruman sarcastically declares "Oooooooh, I'm SO scared!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-04-2005, 10:08 AM	#5034
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman In opera voice: OOOHHH AAAHH! A new picture! Merry: Now, I shall prove to you that I have psychic powers... I... will... move... mug... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-04-2005, 10:14 AM	#5035
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin: What's that? Merry: This, my friend, is a mocho... macho... chico chino... mocha choca.... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-04-2005, 10:26 AM	#5036
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Saruman pic- Really, that fish was like THIS BIG! Grima- Who knew that the Ents' little stunt with the dam would get you interested in fishing instead of evil? Merry/Pippin pic- Merry- Okay, let's try this one more time. Your glass is EMPTY. My glass is....? Pip- Um... pewter? Merry- FULL!! Come on, Pippin, we've been through this ten times! Pip- I dunno, Merry. I think this whole "opposites" lesson is too complicated. Let's go back to shapes and colors. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-04-2005, 11:49 AM	#5037
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Pippin: Hey! That's not fair taking one of the human sized mugs instead of a Hobbit sized one, what would PJ have to say? Now theres a whole scale issue that has to be fixed. Merry: shrugs shoulders You're just jealous because now I have more ale then you do. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"