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wilwarin538 · 04-30-2005, 02:45 PM

Legolas: Is that a new picture I see down there?

Gandalf: I said it was MY sandwich. Get your own.

(this my first time posting a pic, hope it works ok)

Gil-Galad · 04-30-2005, 02:47 PM

Gandalf: you have been vanguished Orc!

Orc: no i haven't

gandalf: what! your arm is off!

Orc: no its not

Gandalf: then whats that*points to severed arm*

Orc: i've had worst

Gandalf: no you haven't!

Nimrodel_9 · 04-30-2005, 02:50 PM

I WILL get that fly!!!!

04-30-2005, 02:53 PM

Steal my bleach! Gaahhh!!!

Meela · 04-30-2005, 02:54 PM

Another Orc dared to laugh at Gandalf's unfortunate dye job.

Gandalf: I tell you, it's Sunkissed Blonde! *thwack*

wilwarin538 · 04-30-2005, 02:57 PM

Gandalf thinking: I guess I wont be able to hide by blending in.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-30-2005, 03:03 PM

Gandalf's dilemma: Dose he go to the battle to save Middle Earth? Or to the ice cream van that has just turned the corner?

It’s an impossible choice!

Gil-Galad · 04-30-2005, 03:05 PM

Gandalf being uncloaked sparked a war lateer to be named, The War of the Cloak...which was more everyone versus Gandalf...

Formendacil · 04-30-2005, 06:33 PM

As he whirls around in battle, Gandalf the White catches sight of someone who almost certainly should not be there: Gandalf the Grey.

luthien-elvenprincess · 05-01-2005, 05:30 AM

Coach Gandalf demonstrates the finer points of batting to his Middle Earth
Pee-Wee baseball team.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 05-01-2005, 09:46 AM

Gandalf: Dang it! I'll show those Gondorians that I can use a sword. Pointy end goes into the other man. And that's it.

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 10:27 AM

Gandalf gets slightly angered(word?) at the sight of all the uncloaked Gandalf jokes on this thread.

THE Ka · 05-01-2005, 01:19 PM

As a child on the playground, Gandalf was oddly left out of the Wars of The MudPies...

G: Okay, okay! I promise not to knock you out because your dirty my cloak! Please... Fine! I'll come tomorrow in grey! How about that?

~ Ka in pajamas Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2005, 02:06 PM

Gandalf: New pic! Or Else!

Aragorn: Hands up all who think I should be King!

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 02:09 PM

(Hookbill's continued)

Aragorn: Hands up all who think Gimli will lose at the drinking game with Legolas.

Gil-Galad · 05-01-2005, 02:15 PM

Theoden: hands up if you were picked...Gamling sit down, everyone knows you always put your hand up during Thumbs Up 7-Up

Firefoot · 05-01-2005, 03:41 PM

Aragorn: Now on the count of three, everyone throw your mugs at Gríma.

Oddwen · 05-01-2005, 05:16 PM

The Men: "To Business!"

Tymezennith · 05-01-2005, 06:13 PM

"Give us Chocolate or give us.... um.... Cheese! Yeah!

"Let's have a statue contest. whoever can stand this way the longest gets a shiny... something"

"Yeah yeah, I know the roof has a couple leaks, but this is outrageous!"

Gil-Galad · 05-01-2005, 06:38 PM

Gandalf Pic

Gandalf: what the... i killed you already Witch-King! you should be dead by now why aren't you dead!

Fingolfin II · 05-01-2005, 06:48 PM

Arwen and Eowyn decided to end their jealousies by going to the men of Edoras to vote for them.

Formendacil · 05-01-2005, 07:25 PM

This scene followed immediately after Aragorn's induction into the Cool Rohirrim Club. His first motion was as follows:

"All those in favour of kicking Grima out of the Cool Rohirrim club, raise their hands!"

All: "AYE!!!"

Gurthang · 05-01-2005, 08:25 PM

"Bingo!"

AND

Gamling and the man behind him gasp for air after Aragorn cut the cheese!

THE Ka · 05-02-2005, 12:19 AM

R&A: spam! Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM!

rohan woman: Oh, shutup!!!

~ Ka

Oh joy, what fun with salted meats from a can...

Meela · 05-02-2005, 06:33 AM

The men support Theoden's number with backing vocals at the Wild Stallion Inn's kareoke competition.

Gil-Galad · 05-02-2005, 06:41 AM

Everyone: Bingo!

Theoden: *darn* our one digit system...

*I would like to know who keeps giving me bad reps with no explanation at all! and with no intials to say who wrote it! just tell me what i'm doing wrong okay! seesh!*

05-02-2005, 06:45 AM

All of Rohirrim was never reticent to ask for refills when the ale-cart made its next round. Aragorn felt a moment of caution, being a little tipsy already, but hey - "when in Rome," he thought, as he also raised his mug aloft.
Seconds later, he was on the floor, and everyone else was laughing.

Lalwendë · 05-02-2005, 07:49 AM

Gimli's table manners had set a precedent in Meduseld. Soon afterwards, the inaugural All Edoras Eructation Contest was held, in which Gamling was one of the keenest competitors.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-02-2005, 07:57 AM

The old woman behind Gamling spotted his bald spot!

The Only Real Estel · 05-02-2005, 10:33 AM

Aragorn: “Take what you can!”

Gamling: “Give nothing back!”

Encaitare · 05-02-2005, 11:12 AM

Theoden Giry: Keep your hand at the level of your eyes!
Rohirrim: Righty-o, boss.
Theoden Giry: Ehh... I guess way up in the air will do.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-02-2005, 12:35 PM

Spot the man who's not fond of Rohan beer....

Holbytlass · 05-02-2005, 12:38 PM

A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, yeh take 'em down and pass 'em around....

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-02-2005, 12:55 PM

All: A toast to the new picture!

Saruman: AAAGH! ORCS!

Meela · 05-02-2005, 01:18 PM

Saruman: Hockety pockety wockety wack, abracabra dabra nack. Shrink in size ery small, we've got to save enough room for all. Higitus Figitus migitus mum, pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 02:19 PM

Saruman: Come back with my poodle!!!

Kath · 05-02-2005, 03:46 PM

Saruman: Aaaaaaaa - choo!

Ainaserkewen · 05-02-2005, 03:51 PM

Sauron watching the live broadcast of Saruman's motivational speeches.

Sauron: Man, that's evil.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-02-2005, 04:07 PM

Drinking pic:
Belching Contest in the Golden Hall
Does everyone have root beer? Right! Let's get this thing started!

Saruman pic:
Ahh! Blasted dog! Look at what you've done!

Gil-Galad · 05-02-2005, 04:23 PM

Saruman:Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!

04-30-2005, 02:47 PM	#4962
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gandalf: you have been vanguished Orc! Orc: no i haven't gandalf: what! your arm is off! Orc: no its not Gandalf: then whats thatpoints to severed arm Orc: i've had worst Gandalf: no you haven't! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-30-2005, 02:50 PM	#4963
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	I WILL get that fly!!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-30-2005, 02:54 PM	#4965
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Another Orc dared to laugh at Gandalf's unfortunate dye job. Gandalf: I tell you, it's Sunkissed Blonde! thwack __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-30-2005, 02:57 PM	#4966
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gandalf thinking: I guess I wont be able to hide by blending in. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

04-30-2005, 03:03 PM	#4967
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf's dilemma: Dose he go to the battle to save Middle Earth? Or to the ice cream van that has just turned the corner? It’s an impossible choice! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-30-2005, 02:45 PM	#4961
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Legolas: Is that a new picture I see down there? Gandalf: I said it was MY sandwich. Get your own. (this my first time posting a pic, hope it works ok)

04-30-2005, 02:53 PM	#4964
Healing_Heart Guest Posts: n/a	Steal my bleach! Gaahhh!!!

04-30-2005, 03:05 PM	#4968
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gandalf being uncloaked sparked a war lateer to be named, The War of the Cloak...which was more everyone versus Gandalf... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-30-2005, 06:33 PM	#4969
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	As he whirls around in battle, Gandalf the White catches sight of someone who almost certainly should not be there: Gandalf the Grey. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-01-2005, 05:30 AM	#4970
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Coach Gandalf demonstrates the finer points of batting to his Middle Earth Pee-Wee baseball team. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

05-01-2005, 09:46 AM	#4971
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Gandalf: Dang it! I'll show those Gondorians that I can use a sword. Pointy end goes into the other man. And that's it. __________________ Fenris Wolf

05-01-2005, 10:27 AM	#4972
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gandalf gets slightly angered(word?) at the sight of all the uncloaked Gandalf jokes on this thread. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 01:19 PM	#4973
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	As a child on the playground, Gandalf was oddly left out of the Wars of The MudPies... G: Okay, okay! I promise not to knock you out because your dirty my cloak! Please... Fine! I'll come tomorrow in grey! How about that? ~ Ka in pajamas Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-01-2005, 02:06 PM	#4974
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: New pic! Or Else! Aragorn: Hands up all who think I should be King! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2005, 02:09 PM	#4975
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	(Hookbill's continued) Aragorn: Hands up all who think Gimli will lose at the drinking game with Legolas. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 02:15 PM	#4976
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden: hands up if you were picked...Gamling sit down, everyone knows you always put your hand up during Thumbs Up 7-Up __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-01-2005, 03:41 PM	#4977
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Aragorn: Now on the count of three, everyone throw your mugs at Gríma.

05-01-2005, 05:16 PM	#4978
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Guess who saw HHG2G today? The Men: "To Business!" __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-01-2005, 06:13 PM	#4979
Tymezennith Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Location: surfing a soundwave on a subatomic board Posts: 14	"Give us Chocolate or give us.... um.... Cheese! Yeah! "Let's have a statue contest. whoever can stand this way the longest gets a shiny... something" "Yeah yeah, I know the roof has a couple leaks, but this is outrageous!" __________________ When humor goes, there goes civilization. ErmaBombeck

05-01-2005, 06:38 PM	#4980
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gandalf Pic Gandalf: what the... i killed you already Witch-King! you should be dead by now why aren't you dead! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-01-2005, 06:48 PM	#4981
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Arwen and Eowyn decided to end their jealousies by going to the men of Edoras to vote for them. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

05-01-2005, 07:25 PM	#4982
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	This scene followed immediately after Aragorn's induction into the Cool Rohirrim Club. His first motion was as follows: "All those in favour of kicking Grima out of the Cool Rohirrim club, raise their hands!" All: "AYE!!!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-01-2005, 08:25 PM	#4983
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	"Bingo!" AND Gamling and the man behind him gasp for air after Aragorn cut the cheese! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-02-2005, 12:19 AM	#4984
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	R&A: spam! Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM! rohan woman: Oh, shutup!!! ~ Ka Oh joy, what fun with salted meats from a can... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-02-2005, 06:33 AM	#4985
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	The men support Theoden's number with backing vocals at the Wild Stallion Inn's kareoke competition. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-02-2005, 06:41 AM	#4986
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Everyone: Bingo! Theoden: darn our one digit system... *I would like to know who keeps giving me bad reps with no explanation at all! and with no intials to say who wrote it! just tell me what i'm doing wrong okay! seesh!* __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 05-02-2005 at 08:46 PM.

05-02-2005, 06:45 AM	#4987
Angmar Guest Posts: n/a	All of Rohirrim was never reticent to ask for refills when the ale-cart made its next round. Aragorn felt a moment of caution, being a little tipsy already, but hey - "when in Rome," he thought, as he also raised his mug aloft. Seconds later, he was on the floor, and everyone else was laughing.

05-02-2005, 07:49 AM	#4988
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gimli's table manners had set a precedent in Meduseld. Soon afterwards, the inaugural All Edoras Eructation Contest was held, in which Gamling was one of the keenest competitors. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-02-2005, 07:57 AM	#4989
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The old woman behind Gamling spotted his bald spot! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-02-2005, 10:33 AM	#4990
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Rohirrim of the Caribbean? Aragorn: “Take what you can!” Gamling: “Give nothing back!”

05-02-2005, 11:12 AM	#4991
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Theoden Giry: Keep your hand at the level of your eyes! Rohirrim: Righty-o, boss. Theoden Giry: Ehh... I guess way up in the air will do.

05-02-2005, 12:35 PM	#4992
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Spot the man who's not fond of Rohan beer.... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-02-2005, 12:38 PM	#4993
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, yeh take 'em down and pass 'em around.... __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-02-2005, 12:55 PM	#4994
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	All: A toast to the new picture! Saruman: AAAGH! ORCS! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-02-2005, 01:18 PM	#4995
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Saruman: Hockety pockety wockety wack, abracabra dabra nack. Shrink in size ery small, we've got to save enough room for all. Higitus Figitus migitus mum, pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.