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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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The Gamling/Theoden pic...
Gamling: Hail, Theoden King!
Theoden: What's this, another Hail-storm? (Thanks to www.stupidring.com...) Da Boromir pic... Boromir stands waiting in anticipation for his solo... Or... Boromir: Go ahead, I dare you to insult my playing. Or... As the Uruk-hai drew closer, Boromir silently cursed himself and wished that he had kept up on his music lessons as a youngster.
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#4882 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir pic:
The last of the confused Oliphaunt hunters... ~ ![]()
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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#4883 |
Laconic Loreman
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Boromir blows his horn to introduce the new picture...
Elrond had caught word that the Fellowship finally made it to Mount Doom, but also found out they didn't take the ring with them!
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#4884 |
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Only Advil's advanced pain-relieving formula is able to cure one of those Eldar-headaches.
~or~ Elrond silently promises himself that never, ever again will he take Boromir to a mexican restaurant before a council meeting, even if he does promise to pay. Nothing was worth this assault on his senses. Last edited by Angmar; 04-24-2005 at 08:21 PM. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Where you want me to be
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Elrond is a master of healing, but when he found out that Merry had swallowed the Ring it all became too much for him.
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta. |
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#4886 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Elrond is having a headache as Mr.Anderson keeps trying to take the Ring, beleiving that it is the key to the matrix
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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#4887 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Elrond: Well pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I mentioned it.... Oh Eru, I'm so depressed!
OR Elrond: For the last time! I'm not agent Smith!
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#4888 |
Haunting Spirit
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Elrond desperately tries to remember where he put his keys
or Elrond: ...98, 99, 100, coming, ready or not!
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...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted
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#4889 |
Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Elrond watches the "Arrrwen is dying" scene in ROTK...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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#4890 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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After all these years of being a host, Elrond still clumsily walks in on his guests when they're taking a shower.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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#4891 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
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Elrond: "Oh Eru, not another birthday that ends in a "0"...
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#4892 |
A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Elrond: "Maybe if I press them down for long enough, my eyebrows will eventually look more level."
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Gordon's alive!
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#4893 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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"Eyebrow shaping glue... strong stuff.... *tuuuuug*.... hand stuck.... helllllp!"
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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#4894 |
Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Elrond: If I hear "Tra-la-la-lally, here down in the valley" one more time ...
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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#4895 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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"Go easy on the miruvor, buddy."
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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#4896 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Elrond: Please! No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked jokes!
Gandalf: Awww...
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#4897 |
Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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"Why do all these people have to come to my house? Why can't they naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change?"
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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#4898 |
Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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I wanted to rep you for that, Mithalwen, but I think I must have repped you in the Fortunately thread. I've often wondered why they didn't "naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change"...
ELROND: Eru! If Celebrian's divorce lawyer keeps charging these positively Valinorean alimonies I'll have to sell my country place and move to a cottage in Lindon...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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#4899 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Elrond: New picture, please! PLEASE!
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#4900 |
Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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Elrond and Gandalf start to regret taking Denethor's advice about how to defeat Sauron. "Throw yourselves onto a pyre and it'll all be alright!"
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#4901 |
Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Gandalf: "But he is the heir to Gondor and Arnor, your foster son and through many fathers your great nephew..."
Elrond : "I don't care, Gandalf - He's after my daughter and that makes him a scruffy oik who needs a shave, a decent suit and a hair-cut - and a proper job ....."
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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Elrond: [gasp] "The leaves.. they are attacking!"
Gandalf: Have no fear. Board the windows, and ready the torches! They shall not get the Ring! ~or~ Elrond [whispering]: "Gandalf.. pssst.. 'casual Fridays' doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. Please, before anyone sees." Gandalf: [deranged chuckling] "Heh.. you said 'pants'.." |
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#4903 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Gandalf: It's just not fair. If Frodo wasn't a hobbit I could have beaten that lost puppy dog look out of him by now but no, that would be unfair because I'm three times his size - darn vertically challenged people!
Elrond: I know - but just look at those eyes *falls in love*.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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#4904 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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E: Oh come on. It's not that bad. I'll do it tomorrow.
G: For crying out loud, NO! The guacamole has sprouted leaves! Clean out your refrigerator NOW, man!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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#4905 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Elrond: What do you think of my new play? I call it; "thick George Clots sits in the stocks and gets pelted by rancid Tomatoes". I got our own Aragorn to play the title role.
Gandalf: i think I'm going to be sick!
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#4906 |
Dead Serious
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Gandalf and Elrond discover to their disgust that the ideas of what makes a fun activity have changed greatly since they last heard from Tol Eressia.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Elrond somehow super glues his hand to his forehead.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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#4908 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Elrond and Gandalf decide to catch up on news, and the latest gossip...
E: I don't get it! I take this kid into my life, house and care and now he wants my daughter! I mean, come on! Gandalf dozes off at the notorious 'blah, blah bla blah...' Wakes up... G: ... So, have you seen Gloria Estefan's new hair? E: Stands in utter confusion... ~ Ellen Degeneres Ka
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#4909 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Elrond: Have you ever just stood and stared at it, Gandalf? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people, living out their lives...oblivious...
Or... Elrond: Eru, Gandalf! Who waxed your eyebrows?? Gandalf: And was it the same person who macraméed your hair?!? *both turn their deadly glares upon Pippin*
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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#4910 |
Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Elves: (offscreen) Tra-la-la-lally! Here down in the valley!
Elrond: I'm telling you. They do it every time someone arrives. It's doing my head in. Gandalf: Would you like me to fireball them?
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#4911 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Elrond: there is no one here now go away
*Elrond turning to Gandalf*: give'm the animals Gandalf: what! Elrond: give'm the animals! *catapult launches cow, you know the story*
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#4912 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Elrond: Are you kidding? Nay, it is a midday tradition.
Gandalf: I was right! You see? This is what happens when you mingle human blood in, it takes away all Elven decency and shame... Elrond: 'Round here we just call it an imbalance. Gandalf: ...And in broad daylight too!
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 04-26-2005 at 09:35 AM. Reason: Took a couple times to get the words right. |
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#4913 |
Haunting Spirit
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Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas.
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...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted
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#4914 |
A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Elrond and Gandalf couldn't even stand to look each other in the eye after another heated Balrog Wings argument.
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Gordon's alive!
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#4915 |
Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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I wonder which sides they took...
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#4916 |
Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Trying to get the One Ring in a peaceful fashion, Sauron attempts to bribe E & G by performing a sultry exotic dance.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: Elrond, this is the last time I will attempt to help you with your problem!
Elrond: But... but... Gandalf: No buts! Don't even ask me to help get rid of Aragorn again! Arwen can look out for herself! Elrond: *whines* But I don't like him! Gandalf: Shh! He might here us! *both peek around pillars* Gah! He's still there! And I don't think he's putting that ferret down any time soon! or Gimli shaved.
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#4918 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Gandalf: " I really don't see how you could blame me for this..."
Elrond: "They're your friends...you are responsible in large part for why they are here!" Gandalf: "I have never ever even hinted to Pippen that painting "Pippen was here--3018" on the garden wall would be acceptable. Elrond: "What are you anyway...flypaper for freaks!"
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#4919 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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The Boromir/Horn pic...
To the annoyance of the entire Fellowship, Boromir would wake them bright and early with Reville.
Or... "I will not go forth like a thief in the night," exclaimed Boromir setting his horn to his lips, and blowing forth an embarassing squeak.
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#4920 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
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Elrond: "Think it'll work?"
Gandalf: "It would take a miracle."
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