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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-19-2005, 01:57 PM

Eyowin: How did you become Witch King? I didn't vote for you.

W-K: You don't vote for kings!

Eyowin: Well how did you become it then?

W-K: The Dark lord Sauron held aloft the black sword of flame and signalled that I shall be king of the Witches... That is why!

And you can guess the rest...

The Only Real Estel · 04-19-2005, 02:06 PM

Losing a hand & having to be knocked out for surgery is bad enough, waking up to find out that they didn't have any more of those cool hooks is just the last straw.

Bywaters · 04-19-2005, 02:36 PM

Eowyn: Grima said what!!!? Arrgghhhh!

Anguirel · 04-19-2005, 03:15 PM

Eowyn Wilding Davison (hurling herself before the King's fell beast): Votes...For...Women...

Ainaserkewen · 04-19-2005, 03:41 PM

Denethor: And the Witch King...comes in the night.

Eowyn: Not tonight he doesn't....come....in the night....Trogdor....

TomBrady12 · 04-19-2005, 03:43 PM

Faramir realizes a bit too late, that it would have been a wise idea to have gotten the pregnant Eowyn the double fudge, cookie chunk, chocoholic icecream she had requested, instead of the healthier razzleberry frozen yogurt.

The Only Real Estel · 04-19-2005, 03:49 PM

A jealous Eowyn takes her sculpting tool to Arwen's realistic Leaning Tower of Isengard piece.

Gil-Galad · 04-19-2005, 04:13 PM

Eowyn: told ya i should be Dragon Ball Z!

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-19-2005, 04:32 PM

Eowyn: "What do you mean 'Hey babe, bring me another brewski?'! Don't ever let me hear you say that again!"

Oddwen · 04-19-2005, 07:54 PM

In an alternate ending to the Pellenor fields, Eowyn is captured by the armies of Mordor...and forced to use this very giant nail file to give Sauron Lord of Darkness the One Pedicure of Doom!!

The Elf-warrior · 04-19-2005, 08:15 PM

Flaming sword pic: Witch-King: "Ask not what the Nazgul can do for you. Ask what you can do for the Nazgul!"

THE Ka · 04-20-2005, 07:00 AM

Though Eowyn was rather confident in this whole ordeal, it seemed to much more dashing to take on the I'm-a-pirate-with-no-hand-and-i've-lost-my-boat look...

E: GAHHH! *Cough

E: I mean... ARRGGG!

~ Reculsive Ka

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-20-2005, 08:49 AM

Éowyn: NOT MY PURPLE HAUBERK!!!!!!!!!

Meela · 04-20-2005, 08:55 AM

That metal corset sure was something else.

Or

Merry knew that sharing his pipe-weed with Eowyn on the ride over was not the best of ideas.

Evisse the Blue · 04-20-2005, 10:34 AM

Nice pic!

A fashion-conscious Eowyn: You call THIS a fancy hauberk??!

Maeggaladiel · 04-20-2005, 10:37 AM

I am NOT too old for a Night-Night Blankie!! You'll never take it from me!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-20-2005, 01:50 PM

Eowyn reveals that she is actually 3-quarters vegetable.

Esgallhugwen · 04-20-2005, 04:11 PM

Eowyn wasn't about to have the only can of baked beans get the better of her.

"I'll open you yet, you wait and see!"

Nimrodel_9 · 04-20-2005, 04:14 PM

Don't make me POKE you!!!!

Merry: Uh, Pip? Maybe picking Saruman's carrots for dinner wasn't the best idea...

Meela · 04-20-2005, 04:17 PM

Nobody dared challenge Treebeard's authority when he revealed his champion skills at 9-Orc bowling.

Boromir88 · 04-20-2005, 06:12 PM

The Ents live up to their theme song ..."We will, we will ROCK you."

Oddwen · 04-20-2005, 07:43 PM

Here we see how ancient mythology in Middle-earth differs from our own: our version of Atlas is a man carrying the Earth on his shoulders, whereas M-E...

Or...

Ent: Hey, c'mon you mean old Stone Giants, let me play a little!

THE Ka · 04-20-2005, 09:43 PM

Ents proved to be valuable to the Agricultural economy by advertising to five-year olds on Saturday mornings that green giants do exist...

~ advice Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2005, 11:35 PM

Saruman began to wonder if the home decorators he'd hired were legitimate.

Lalwendë · 04-21-2005, 02:16 AM

Merry was thrilled to find all that pipeweed so he lit his pipe, forgetting that Treebeard had eaten a gallon of baked beans for dinner.

Gil-Galad · 04-21-2005, 06:58 AM

Never doubt the Ent delivery system...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-21-2005, 08:14 AM

TreeBeard gives a whole new meaning to the phase, "Serve up a good meal".

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-21-2005, 08:21 AM

Help me! My fist has expanded to a ridiculous level!

Garen LiLorian · 04-21-2005, 08:48 AM

Eowyn pic; Though leading to an ultimately sad ending involving ice sculptures, Aragorn was initially proud of his healing work. 'Behold; Eowyn Scissorhands!'

Ent pic; As Saruman watched the orcish morter team reload, he reflected that perhapse this whole 'technology' kick had gone just a bit too far.

Lalwendë · 04-21-2005, 09:18 AM

Tongues didn't stop wagging after Treebeard pulled a Maradona at the Fangorn Cup Final.

Esgallhugwen · 04-21-2005, 10:02 AM

Some nature dude: Ents are highly combustable when combined with beans, just note the flames coming out of this ones rear. Extraordinary!

Mithalwen · 04-21-2005, 10:17 AM

the true origins of Rugby.....

I am sure many lock forwards must have entish blood....

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...son97sa203.jpg

narfforc · 04-21-2005, 10:55 AM

The Bonfire of The Valar-trees

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-21-2005, 11:36 AM

Treebeard's computer crashed for the last time!

Maeggaladiel · 04-21-2005, 01:43 PM

And Treebeard winds up for the pitch...

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-21-2005, 04:02 PM

Treebeard just never knew when to quit... even though Saruman had beaten him fair and square in the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" game; Treebeard gave in to his maniacal need to prove to that upstart wizard that "rock" could indeed beat "paper".

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-22-2005, 03:47 AM

New to Saturday night, “When Trees go bad” *followed by a montage set to rock music*

Nimrodel_9 · 04-22-2005, 11:23 AM

That's a big sandwich!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-22-2005, 11:41 AM

Trebeard: New picture! Or else!

Theoden: I still refuse to pay to fix this roof!

Meela · 04-22-2005, 11:53 AM

Theoden stands dumfounded as the Elves win the Annual Helm's Deep Wet Armour competition yet again.

04-19-2005, 01:57 PM	#4801
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eyowin: How did you become Witch King? I didn't vote for you. W-K: You don't vote for kings! Eyowin: Well how did you become it then? W-K: The Dark lord Sauron held aloft the black sword of flame and signalled that I shall be king of the Witches... That is why! And you can guess the rest... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-19-2005 at 02:29 PM.

04-19-2005, 02:36 PM	#4803
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Eowyn: Grima said what!!!? Arrgghhhh! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-19-2005, 03:15 PM	#4804
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Women's Suffrage Eowyn Wilding Davison (hurling herself before the King's fell beast): Votes...For...Women... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-19-2005, 03:41 PM	#4805
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Denethor: And the Witch King...comes in the night. Eowyn: Not tonight he doesn't....come....in the night....Trogdor.... __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

04-19-2005, 03:49 PM	#4807
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	pre-schoolers at play A jealous Eowyn takes her sculpting tool to Arwen's realistic Leaning Tower of Isengard piece.

04-19-2005, 02:06 PM	#4802
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Losing a hand & having to be knocked out for surgery is bad enough, waking up to find out that they didn't have any more of those cool hooks is just the last straw.

04-19-2005, 03:43 PM	#4806
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Faramir realizes a bit too late, that it would have been a wise idea to have gotten the pregnant Eowyn the double fudge, cookie chunk, chocoholic icecream she had requested, instead of the healthier razzleberry frozen yogurt.

04-19-2005, 04:13 PM	#4808
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Eowyn: told ya i should be Dragon Ball Z! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-19-2005, 04:32 PM	#4809
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Eowyn: "What do you mean 'Hey babe, bring me another brewski?'! Don't ever let me hear you say that again!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-19-2005, 07:54 PM	#4810
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	In an alternate ending to the Pellenor fields, Eowyn is captured by the armies of Mordor...and forced to use this very giant nail file to give Sauron Lord of Darkness the One Pedicure of Doom!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-19-2005, 08:15 PM	#4811
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Flaming sword pic: Witch-King: "Ask not what the Nazgul can do for you. Ask what you can do for the Nazgul!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-20-2005, 07:00 AM	#4812
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Though Eowyn was rather confident in this whole ordeal, it seemed to much more dashing to take on the I'm-a-pirate-with-no-hand-and-i've-lost-my-boat look... E: GAHHH! *Cough E: I mean... ARRGGG! ~ Reculsive Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-20-2005, 08:49 AM	#4813
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Uh . . . Éowyn: NOT MY PURPLE HAUBERK!!!!!!!!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-20-2005, 08:55 AM	#4814
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	That metal corset sure was something else. Or Merry knew that sharing his pipe-weed with Eowyn on the ride over was not the best of ideas. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-20-2005, 10:34 AM	#4815
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Nice pic! A fashion-conscious Eowyn: You call THIS a fancy hauberk??! __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-20-2005, 10:37 AM	#4816
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	I am NOT too old for a Night-Night Blankie!! You'll never take it from me! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-20-2005, 01:50 PM	#4817
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eowyn reveals that she is actually 3-quarters vegetable. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-20-2005, 04:11 PM	#4818
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Eowyn wasn't about to have the only can of baked beans get the better of her. "I'll open you yet, you wait and see!" __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-20-2005, 04:14 PM	#4819
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Don't make me POKE you!!!! Merry: Uh, Pip? Maybe picking Saruman's carrots for dinner wasn't the best idea... __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-20-2005, 04:17 PM	#4820
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Nobody dared challenge Treebeard's authority when he revealed his champion skills at 9-Orc bowling. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-20-2005, 06:12 PM	#4821
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	The Ents live up to their theme song ..."We will, we will ROCK you." __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-20-2005, 07:43 PM	#4822
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Here we see how ancient mythology in Middle-earth differs from our own: our version of Atlas is a man carrying the Earth on his shoulders, whereas M-E... Or... Ent: Hey, c'mon you mean old Stone Giants, let me play a little! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-20-2005, 09:43 PM	#4823
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Ents proved to be valuable to the Agricultural economy by advertising to five-year olds on Saturday mornings that green giants do exist... ~ advice Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-20-2005, 11:35 PM	#4824
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman began to wonder if the home decorators he'd hired were legitimate. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-21-2005, 02:16 AM	#4825
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Merry was thrilled to find all that pipeweed so he lit his pipe, forgetting that Treebeard had eaten a gallon of baked beans for dinner. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-21-2005, 06:58 AM	#4826
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Never doubt the Ent delivery system... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-21-2005, 08:14 AM	#4827
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	TreeBeard gives a whole new meaning to the phase, "Serve up a good meal". __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-21-2005, 08:21 AM	#4828
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Help me! My fist has expanded to a ridiculous level! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-21-2005, 08:48 AM	#4829
Garen LiLorian Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The frigid white wilderness of the Midwest Posts: 235	Eowyn pic; Though leading to an ultimately sad ending involving ice sculptures, Aragorn was initially proud of his healing work. 'Behold; Eowyn Scissorhands!' Ent pic; As Saruman watched the orcish morter team reload, he reflected that perhapse this whole 'technology' kick had gone just a bit too far. __________________ This is my quest, to follow that star; no matter how hopeless, no matter how far. To fight for the right, without question or pause. To be willing to march into Hell for a Heavenly cause! -Man of La Mancha

04-21-2005, 09:18 AM	#4830
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Tongues didn't stop wagging after Treebeard pulled a Maradona at the Fangorn Cup Final. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-21-2005, 10:02 AM	#4831
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Some nature dude: Ents are highly combustable when combined with beans, just note the flames coming out of this ones rear. Extraordinary! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-21-2005, 10:17 AM	#4832
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	the true origins of Rugby..... I am sure many lock forwards must have entish blood.... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...son97sa203.jpg __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-21-2005, 10:55 AM	#4833
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Bonfire of The Valar-trees

04-21-2005, 11:36 AM	#4834
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Treebeard's computer crashed for the last time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-21-2005, 01:43 PM	#4835
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	And Treebeard winds up for the pitch... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.