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gralin musicteeth · 10-14-2002, 02:12 PM

moisturize their leathery soles, put dreds in their foot hair, and stir it up with bob when he was smoking lembas. when he was not, they made balloon animals out of spam.

what were the dwarves trying to find when they dug Moria?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-14-2002, 02:46 PM

They were trying to build Middle-earth's first underground railway.

Which mountain is "The Cruel"?

10-14-2002, 05:22 PM

Amon Sul.

What did Galadriel give Gimli?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-14-2002, 05:53 PM

duh! She gave him her favorite teddy bear! Such a heartfelt gift! And Gimli decided to name the bear Goldilocks, for reasons unknown.

How does Galadriel style her hair in the morning?

NazgulNumberTen · 10-14-2002, 08:11 PM

a comb and hair gel (which is acually troll snot)
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why was lembas made of poop?

Susan Delgado · 10-15-2002, 01:02 AM

Oh, thanks NN10, you've just reminded me why I spend as little time as possible with 14-year-old boys [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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What is Gollum's favorite color and why?

Taure Leafsilver · 10-15-2002, 01:43 AM

yellow because it remides him of the sun which he loves
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why did sam follow frodo so faithfuly? ((Oh dear I'm afraid to hear the answer to this one))

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-15-2002, 04:42 AM

Because Frodo had enough evidence to put him away for twenty years. It was to be released to the Shirrifs in the event of Frodo's death.

What is Ted Sandyman's occupation?

Eruhen · 10-15-2002, 06:17 AM

Don't tell anyone, but he's actually an undercover Elf, keeping both eyes on those foolish hobbits and keeping them in the dark, so the Elves can use them for power. (Sorry, guys. Just watched the Matrix for the fourth time.)

How did Saruman make the Uruk-hai?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-15-2002, 06:33 AM

He bought a "Build Your own Hybrid" kit from his local craft shop.

What are the gardens of the Entwives called in the Third Age?

Bêthberry · 10-15-2002, 06:49 AM

Home and Garden Enterprises.

What is served at FarmerMaggott's table?

Estelyn Telcontar · 10-15-2002, 06:59 AM

Silly question - maggots, of course!

How did Bilbo rescue the Dwarves from the dungeons of Mirkwood?

Bêthberry · 10-15-2002, 07:14 AM

No, really, it was dead meat. *grins*

Birdland · 10-15-2002, 07:19 AM

He got them off on a technicality, after hiring Johnny Cochra-dill-io, the best lawyer in the Four Farthings.

"If the halbrek doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

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Why did Theoden not want to go to war with Saruman?

Bêthberry · 10-15-2002, 07:33 AM

Theoden did not want to be a 'Saur' loser.

Why did the White Council heed Curunir?

[ October 15, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-15-2002, 08:02 AM

Because he had an honest face.

For how long did Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli pursue the Uruk Hai?

[ October 15, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

Precioussss · 10-15-2002, 01:59 PM

101 days.it started as a nature walk North, but they got sidetracked because Gimli wanted to stop and pick some buttercups. Legolas threw a hissyfit because he broke a nail, and Aragorn had to act as a ref in the middle earth rugby championship that was played in Fangorn forest. it turned out that Merry and Pippin were playing in the game, so they were all reunited in the refreshment tent.
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Why were Tom's boots yellow?

NazgulNumberTen · 10-15-2002, 07:43 PM

he couldn't make it to the bathroom.
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why did gimli make a voodoo doll of legolas out of his hair?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-16-2002, 09:39 AM

He didn't. He claimed to have done so to force Legolas to stand and fight at Helm's Deep (Legolas is a terrible physical coward).

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What service did Eorl the Young perform for Gondor?

Aramacil · 10-16-2002, 09:50 AM

He actually did nothing at all, he was too damn lazy.
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If Arwen didn't marry Aragorn, who would be the lucky man?

Eruhen · 10-16-2002, 09:59 AM

I assume you mean the lucky man who got to marry Aragorn, so I would say Legolas!!!!!

Why did Saruman want the Ring?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-16-2002, 10:16 AM

To revive his flagging second-hand jewellery business.

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How did Gandalf escape from Orthanc?

Eruhen · 10-16-2002, 11:09 AM

He built a hang-glider and jumped off of the edge.

What were the names of the Three Rings of the Elves?

Precioussss · 10-16-2002, 11:53 AM

Larry, Curly, and Moe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Can Elrond dance?

gralin musicteeth · 10-16-2002, 11:57 AM

duh he can dance!! he does a mean Macarena with Legolas, and he is currently working on his YMCA routine to do at the Rivendell talent show.
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why does Sam breathe so loud?

LadyElbereth · 10-16-2002, 12:18 PM

He's gonna be DarthVadar for Halloween and wants to make sure he's got the breathing part down pat.

Question: Why did Beorn REALLY follow Thorin&Co. after leaving his house?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-16-2002, 12:23 PM

Because he'd forgotten to recommend to them his local Chinese restaurant, and he'd promised the owner as a personal favour.

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Who sold Saruman most of his pipeweed supply?

Precioussss · 10-16-2002, 02:54 PM

Pippin, of course!! he's got connections in the black market.
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Why did the Ents storm Isengard?

Nevfeniel · 10-16-2002, 08:44 PM

Because Saruman knew several secrets about the ents and was going to tell all of Middle-Earth.
..::Why/how did Frodo get injured at Weathertop?::..

NazgulNumberTen · 10-16-2002, 08:46 PM

a few too many pints, pipeweed, the finest ladies of bree, it's a recipe for disaster
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what kind of faceplate did legolas have on his cell phone?

hobbitlass · 10-17-2002, 08:12 PM

Shiny and reflective, to check himself out.
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There were really 11 ringwraiths, what happened to the other two?

Nevfeniel · 10-17-2002, 09:19 PM

They were too lazy to leave Mordor/Angmar (where do the ringraiths live in their spare time, anyway?), so they let the other nine go without them.
..::How did Gandalf find out that Frodo had the one ring?::..

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-18-2002, 06:21 AM

He read it in the gossip column of the Hobbiton Gazette.

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What is a mathom?

Eruhen · 10-18-2002, 06:32 AM

It's a pet name that Hobbits call things that they love a lot; for instance, if Frodo had kept the Ring for much longer, he probably would have called it his 'mathom', like Gollum called it his 'precioussssssssssssssssssssss'.

Who was the original Dark Lord of ME?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-18-2002, 07:23 AM

Groucho Marx

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What was Helm's nickname?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 10-18-2002, 08:03 AM

Helm Hammerhead [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

What became of the three elven rings after the one ring was destroyed?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-18-2002, 08:08 AM

Vilya turned bright purple and began to make butterflies appear at random;
Narya metamorphosed into a Monopoly house and Nenya started to make irritating noises.

The custodians of the Three donated them to a charity jumble sale by common consent.

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Where is the Hall of Fire?

Eruhen · 10-18-2002, 09:55 AM

Go out your front door, turn right, go straight for about 500 miles, then turn around 10 times quickly, and then dig a hole 1 mile straight down. It's right there! (Or it was the last time I checked. It moves sometimes.)

What was Gollum before he found the Ring?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-18-2002, 10:07 AM

A chartered accountant.
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Who were the Wainriders?

10-18-2002, 05:22 PM

They were a group of nomadic insurace salesmen.

Why doesn't Gandalf want people to know he has a elven ring?

10-14-2002, 02:12 PM	#441
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	moisturize their leathery soles, put dreds in their foot hair, and stir it up with bob when he was smoking lembas. when he was not, they made balloon animals out of spam. what were the dwarves trying to find when they dug Moria? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-14-2002, 02:46 PM	#442
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	They were trying to build Middle-earth's first underground railway. Which mountain is "The Cruel"? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-14-2002, 05:53 PM	#444
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	duh! She gave him her favorite teddy bear! Such a heartfelt gift! And Gimli decided to name the bear Goldilocks, for reasons unknown. How does Galadriel style her hair in the morning? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-14-2002, 08:11 PM	#445
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	a comb and hair gel (which is acually troll snot) ---------------------- why was lembas made of poop? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-15-2002, 01:02 AM	#446
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	Oh, thanks NN10, you've just reminded me why I spend as little time as possible with 14-year-old boys [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ---------------------------- What is Gollum's favorite color and why? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-14-2002, 05:22 PM	#443
Dagmar of Avalon Guest Posts: n/a	Amon Sul. What did Galadriel give Gimli?

10-15-2002, 01:43 AM	#447
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	yellow because it remides him of the sun which he loves ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ why did sam follow frodo so faithfuly? ((Oh dear I'm afraid to hear the answer to this one)) __________________ Pippin Lives!

10-15-2002, 04:42 AM	#448
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because Frodo had enough evidence to put him away for twenty years. It was to be released to the Shirrifs in the event of Frodo's death. What is Ted Sandyman's occupation? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-15-2002, 06:17 AM	#449
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	Don't tell anyone, but he's actually an undercover Elf, keeping both eyes on those foolish hobbits and keeping them in the dark, so the Elves can use them for power. (Sorry, guys. Just watched the Matrix for the fourth time.) How did Saruman make the Uruk-hai? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-15-2002, 06:33 AM	#450
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He bought a "Build Your own Hybrid" kit from his local craft shop. What are the gardens of the Entwives called in the Third Age? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-15-2002, 06:49 AM	#451
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Home and Garden Enterprises. What is served at FarmerMaggott's table? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-15-2002, 06:59 AM	#452
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Silly question - maggots, of course! How did Bilbo rescue the Dwarves from the dungeons of Mirkwood? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

10-15-2002, 07:14 AM	#453
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	No, really, it was dead meat. grins __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-15-2002, 07:19 AM	#454
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	He got them off on a technicality, after hiring Johnny Cochra-dill-io, the best lawyer in the Four Farthings. "If the halbrek doesn't fit, you must acquit!" ********************** Why did Theoden not want to go to war with Saruman?

10-15-2002, 07:33 AM	#455
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Theoden did not want to be a 'Saur' loser. Why did the White Council heed Curunir? [ October 15, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ] __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-15-2002, 08:02 AM	#456
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because he had an honest face. For how long did Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli pursue the Uruk Hai? [ October 15, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-15-2002, 01:59 PM	#457
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	101 days.it started as a nature walk North, but they got sidetracked because Gimli wanted to stop and pick some buttercups. Legolas threw a hissyfit because he broke a nail, and Aragorn had to act as a ref in the middle earth rugby championship that was played in Fangorn forest. it turned out that Merry and Pippin were playing in the game, so they were all reunited in the refreshment tent. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why were Tom's boots yellow? __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

10-15-2002, 07:43 PM	#458
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	he couldn't make it to the bathroom. ---------------------- why did gimli make a voodoo doll of legolas out of his hair? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-16-2002, 09:39 AM	#459
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He didn't. He claimed to have done so to force Legolas to stand and fight at Helm's Deep (Legolas is a terrible physical coward). -------------------------------------------- What service did Eorl the Young perform for Gondor? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-16-2002, 09:50 AM	#460
Aramacil Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 131	He actually did nothing at all, he was too damn lazy. ---------------------- If Arwen didn't marry Aragorn, who would be the lucky man? __________________ "I will take the Ring," he said, "though I do not know the way."

10-16-2002, 09:59 AM	#461
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	I assume you mean the lucky man who got to marry Aragorn, so I would say Legolas!!!!! Why did Saruman want the Ring? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-16-2002, 10:16 AM	#462
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	To revive his flagging second-hand jewellery business. --------------------------------------- How did Gandalf escape from Orthanc? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-16-2002, 11:09 AM	#463
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	He built a hang-glider and jumped off of the edge. What were the names of the Three Rings of the Elves? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-16-2002, 11:53 AM	#464
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Larry, Curly, and Moe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Can Elrond dance? __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

10-16-2002, 11:57 AM	#465
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	duh he can dance!! he does a mean Macarena with Legolas, and he is currently working on his YMCA routine to do at the Rivendell talent show. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ why does Sam breathe so loud? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-16-2002, 12:18 PM	#466
LadyElbereth Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Taniquetil Posts: 183	He's gonna be DarthVadar for Halloween and wants to make sure he's got the breathing part down pat. Question: Why did Beorn REALLY follow Thorin&Co. after leaving his house? __________________ If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips.

10-16-2002, 12:23 PM	#467
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because he'd forgotten to recommend to them his local Chinese restaurant, and he'd promised the owner as a personal favour. ---------------------------------------- Who sold Saruman most of his pipeweed supply? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-16-2002, 02:54 PM	#468
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Pippin, of course!! he's got connections in the black market. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Why did the Ents storm Isengard? __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

10-16-2002, 08:44 PM	#469
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Because Saruman knew several secrets about the ents and was going to tell all of Middle-Earth. ..::Why/how did Frodo get injured at Weathertop?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-16-2002, 08:46 PM	#470
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	a few too many pints, pipeweed, the finest ladies of bree, it's a recipe for disaster ------------------------------ what kind of faceplate did legolas have on his cell phone? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-17-2002, 08:12 PM	#471
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Shiny and reflective, to check himself out. ******************************************* There were really 11 ringwraiths, what happened to the other two? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-17-2002, 09:19 PM	#472
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	They were too lazy to leave Mordor/Angmar (where do the ringraiths live in their spare time, anyway?), so they let the other nine go without them. ..::How did Gandalf find out that Frodo had the one ring?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-18-2002, 06:21 AM	#473
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He read it in the gossip column of the Hobbiton Gazette. --------------------------------- What is a mathom? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-18-2002, 06:32 AM	#474
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	It's a pet name that Hobbits call things that they love a lot; for instance, if Frodo had kept the Ring for much longer, he probably would have called it his 'mathom', like Gollum called it his 'precioussssssssssssssssssssss'. Who was the original Dark Lord of ME? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-18-2002, 07:23 AM	#475
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Groucho Marx -------------- What was Helm's nickname? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?