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Foxy boxing. Few people know this, but part of the reason for such large hobbit families is that many male hobbits go to underground foxy boxing matches and come home very aroused. Why did Legolas speak to Gimli of his "love of the lord of the white tree"?
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Why did Melian marry Thingol?
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Little is it know that he actually got paid to marry her. In all actuality it was a good sum of cash becuase no one else wanted to deal with her.
Why is Gloin still sour about King Thranduil, even though they patched everything up about the imprisionment?
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^.^ What is Lembas made out of?
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You know... stuff. Such as rainbows and unicorn and Gay Sharks also known as Dolphins. Oh and we can't forget the secret ingredient that is sunshine.
Why did Elrond choose to become an Elf
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When it was time to choose, Elros put a gun to Elrond's head and told him to choose Elf. "I don't want to stay forever in this world", he said, "and I don't want you following me outside of it." So Elrond chose Elf.
Who is Ulmo?
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Posiedon in diguise of course... how did you not connect that?
Why is going across Rohan known as going across the Riddermark?
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(And if that seems lame, bear in mind that you easily might've had a "Rindsay Rohan" gag instead, and nobody wants that.) Why was the Arkenstone highly prized?
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Why did the Balrog run to the top of Zirak-Zigil during his fight with Gandalf?
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Why did the ring betray Isildur?
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The ring betrayed Isildur because it was already in a love affair with Smeagol.
Why did Galadriel allow Elrond to marry Celebrian?
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Umm, what about the previous question?
He was a rich man. Neither. They were both quite ugly. But also rich. Q: Who is the strongest being in Middle-Earth?
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Who is the strongest being in Middle-Earth?
Grima Wormtounge. Perhaps not physically, but emotionally. Why did the Balrog come after the Company?
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He wanted to ask them if they knew where he put his hearing aid. The poor old chap lost it somewhere in his large dwelling and was hoping that the strangers saw it on their way. Unfortunately, without the hearing aid, the Balrog could not hear Gandalf's "you cannot pass".
When and where did Sauron lose his finger?
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How is he suppose to know. As long as he could remember he never saw it.
Why was the Balrog not allowed to pass?
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He didn't have a passport and lost his driver's licence - his last ID - somewhere on the way.
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Who said he was old? Maybe he is really young, a reincarnation that remembers his past lives.
Why does Elrond remember 3,000 years ago and then some?
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After about 100,000 years of life it's understandable that his memory begins to falter, so he only remembers the last three thousand of them or so.
Who were Queen Beruthiel and her cats?
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Why did Elladan and Elrohir save their mother, rather than Elrond saving his wife?
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How are Arwen and Aragorn related?
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They are first cousins. Though a first-cousin marriage is legal in the ME equivalent of Massachusetts (which would be Rivendell), it is frowned upon and considered disgusting. Therefore, that is why they wedded in the ME equivalent of Mississippi(Gondor), where it is technically illegal, but nobody cares and so they lived happily incestuous. Why did Bilbo and Frodo never wed?
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Q. Why did Bilbo and Frodo never wed?
A. Because Frodo was already in love with Sam Q. What does Tuniviel mean in Elvish (or whatever language it is in)
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How many languages does Gandalf know?
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How did Bard the Bowman die?
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Slowly and painfully.
Where did the Elves awake?
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Q. Where did the elves awake?
A. Somewhere Q. How old is Eowyn?
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This is a little-known fact, but Eowyn is an Entwife in disguise. She is actually the daughter of Fangorn, and thus she is many tens of thousands of years old. How did Elros die? (Other than slowly and painfully, G55, you dang sadist) ![]()
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![]() Alright, alright. He, ahh, he thought he would try parachuting off Meneltarma. But while he was flying in the air, an Eagle of Manwe took him for, well, someone other than Elros... What is the tallest mountain in the legendarium?
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Mount Taco (Sorry, I'm hungry. Anyone got a taco with mushrooms?) Why did Galadriel dress Gandalf and Aragorn in white?
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She mistook them for to-be-wed maidens. Gave them bridal dresses, you know.
Why do hobbits have hairy feet?
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They actually don't. The thing is, since they don't have brains enough to wear shoes, they have wigs for their feet to keep them warm. They glue them on, then can't take them off in summer when their feet are too hot. Why did Beren address Luthien as Tunivel?
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He was actually about to practice a spell he recently learned of how to turn people into birds. He wanted to try it on his first victim and turn her into a Nightingale.
Q: How did Boromir find Imladris?
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He's old-school. Everyone uses Google Maps now, but he used Mapquest. Why did Gilraen bring Aragorn to Imladris?
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So that he could find it and place its location on Mapquest, so that Boromir would eventually find it too.
"Hey, ho! To the bottle I go" - which bottle is that?
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Jack Sparrow's bottle of rum, which was taken to Isengard.
What else besides the hobbits was (being) taken to Isengard?
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What did Pippin see in the palantir?
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What every little hobbit dreams about: A lifetime supply of Mushrooms. He was devastated because he could not tell where the mushrooms were. Why did Ralph Bakshi neglect to put pants on Aragorn?
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Ranger has no pants. Ranger needs no pants.
Where did Faramir learn all his lore?
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Why did Eowyn turn into a happy little angel when she had Faramir's love?
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What did Arwen wear for her weding?
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