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Stormdancer of Doom
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Gandalf: So?
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Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am the halfling's leaf that has slowed your mind.
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the wizard who beats you out of your being White.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am the moral high ground, which I now hold against you! :insert evil smiley:
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Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am the moral principle that Good triumphs over Evil!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Saruman: I am the moral relativist that makes a ridiculous claim about good and evil being all relative.
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Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am a grand piano that suddenly falls from above and squishes the moral relativist.
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Saruman: I am the Flying boulder from nowhere that knocks the piano out of the way!
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#449 |
Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf: I am the Ent who catches the flying boulder and uses it to play catch with another Ent, and scares you out of your wits while I'm at it.
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#450 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Saruman: I am Mount Doom who sneaks up behind the ents and erupts, thus setting them on fire.
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Gandalf: I am the cloudburst that quenches the fire and rusts up Mount Doom/Zoom's wheels.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Saruman: I am the greasy carcases of the Ents the Mountain runs over that lubricates the wheels again.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am Treebeard who attacks the Mountain because his friends were destroyed.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the fireball that ignites Treebeard.
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Gandalf: I am Ulmo, King of the Sea, who-
Ulmo: No you're not! I am! Gandalf: ... erm... Who drenches the Mountain and Treebeard in the waters of the deep!
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Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am Iluvatar who smotes you where you stand for pretending to be Ulmo.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the random Ainur that points out that you are a traitor to Illuvatar.
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Saruman: I am the trap door that opens beneath the random Ainur, sending you to a deep cavern of... DOOM!
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Drummer in the Deep
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Gandalf: I am the original denizen of the Pit of DOOM who escapes in the fracas - Morgoth!
(Who's evil now, Whitey?)
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Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am...uhhh....a very confused Maiar because Morgoth was supposed to be trapped in the Void.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the Valar who put Morgoth in the void were he belongs!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the Drowning of Numenor that causes the Valar to temporarily give up their power.
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Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am the Valar after the Drowning... meaning I, er, we... um, they...? Anyway, the Power is back!
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#464 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the ominous capitalized Power!
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the confused Maiar's twin brother who is also very confused because of the battaling Power.
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Hauntress of the Havens
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Saruman: I am a powerful enough Maia (which I obviously am, er, was...before that pretentious Gandalf said "Accio Saruman's staff!" and broke it, and that silly Wormtongue stuck a blade in my throat) who strips the confused Maiar of their powers, because there is no place in the Ainur for the confused.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Gandalf: I am the big, um, celestial rock that bonks that Maia on the head.
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Saruman: I am the gravitational pull of the moon that nocks the rock off course.
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Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am the fact that altered course of the celestial rock did not stop it from bonking the Maia on the head.
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Saruman: I am Tilion, driver of the chariot of the Moon, who steers in for a closer look, and whiplashes the orbiting rock into space.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the earth's gravity which attracts the now-too-close moon and causes it to crash into the earth.
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Hauntress of the Havens
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Saruman: I am Arien, the steerer of the Sun, who pulls Tilion away from the earth to safety.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the giant space monster that devours Arien.
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Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the now driverless Sun that engulfs the space monster in flames.
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Gandalf: I am the bewildered Maia because Saruman is fighting evil.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the stampeding buffalo herd that tramples you to death.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the American Indians who stampede the buffalo off a cliff!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the wings that allow the buffalo to fly!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I'm the expert feather clipper which disabled the wings.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the rust which causes the feather clipper's shears to fall apart.
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