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AddictedtoRumil · 11-05-2002, 05:36 PM

Neat game idea ok caption this!

Elven Mistress · 11-05-2002, 05:38 PM

To go with my other one...

Legolas: Oh my god, Arwen <snicker> i'm so <snicker> sorry! I didn't mean for that arrow to <bursts out laughing>...!

Diamond18 · 11-05-2002, 06:06 PM

Legolas: "Rumil! Look! Orc droppings!"

Rumil: "Buglush! And these shoes were made just yesterday."

hobbitlass · 11-05-2002, 06:18 PM

Does Doublemint gum come to mind? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tigerlily Gamgee · 11-05-2002, 11:17 PM

elf in background: "I can't believe it... he stole my hair-do!"

Mlo · 11-06-2002, 11:40 AM

Legolas: *staring in the ground* I said I'm sorry, but, but, but you did start it.
Rumil(is that Rumil?): I did not, you did.
Legolas: You did!
Rumil: You did!
Legolas: Ok, I'm sorry.
Rumil: Apology NOT accepted! *keeps on staring in the ground*

LePetitChoux · 11-06-2002, 11:51 AM

Rumil: Ahoyhoy, lowly mortals
Legolas: Um, thats a crowd of people who are going to catch us when we overcome our fear and jump off this tree.
R: Fear? What fear? I dance in the face of fear. *does a little elven jump. Falls off tree.*
AAAAAAAARH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is dashed to peices on the jagged rocks below.*
L: Hm. Wrong side of tree.

I know I've said it before, but THAT was my worst one ever.

LePetitChoux · 11-06-2002, 01:18 PM

OK, new picture m gonna do it (again)...

Cool or what? I think Treebeard is gonna be great, what with the guy ho plays Gimli playing him (the name escapes me for the moment)

Elenna · 11-06-2002, 02:06 PM

When Elves forget to shave...

Thulorongil · 11-06-2002, 05:36 PM

(gimli is played by John Rhys-Davies)

(first picture)
Legolas- Will those fangirls never leave me alone? At least their strange high-heeled shoes prevent them from climbing the tree!
Rumil- (grumbles to himself) Just because he was summoned to Rivendell & was chosen to be in the Fellowship so more girls saw him and thought he was hot causing the massing mobs and I wasn't......

(second picture)
*6000 years later*
Are they gone yet?
Fan girl- i though elves grew more beautiful as they aged?...

Tigerlily Gamgee · 11-06-2002, 08:24 PM

Oh my gosh! They turned Gandalf into an Ent!!!!!

(there is a slight resemblance [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 02:12 AM

Treebeard: Hoom, hawm. What are those hasty elves staring at?

Heh heh. Great job all youse guys! I was sooooo mad I didn't get in on this at the beginning!!! And I'm sorry if that's not funny. I think it's funny 'cause it's that time of night when EVERYTHING IS FUNNY!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 11-07-2002, 10:54 AM

Are Ents eyes supposed to be red? He looks almost evil...

LePetitChoux · 11-07-2002, 11:13 AM

They aren't red, but chestnut brown [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

LadyElbereth · 11-07-2002, 11:34 AM

Can I do one?

Warrior dude: Oh yeah?! Well this is what yo' mamma looks like!

(Lame i know [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]. Oh wait, he looks scary there, maybe that wasn't such a good caption...)

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ]

LePetitChoux · 11-07-2002, 11:49 AM

That's Eomer, I believe.

Eomer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Woman's voice from outta the shot: Eomerrrrrrrrr!

AAAAAARGH! I'm losing my touch!

Mlo · 11-07-2002, 11:59 AM

Eomer: To infinity, and beyond!!!

Ok, not good....

charly · 11-07-2002, 02:23 PM

Eomer: OW!! This thing hurts!!My nose!! Hatchiiiiiiii*sneeze*(=>whole battlefield falls apart)
Eomer:Wow!Was that me?!
Yeah,that was pathetic...

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 04:37 PM

"Oil can! Oil can!" Sorry, it just looks like he's stuck!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel · 11-07-2002, 06:18 PM

Éomer: I'm invincible!
warrior (offscreen): You're a loony.

Raefindel · 11-07-2002, 06:37 PM

How about this beauty.

Nevfeniel · 11-07-2002, 06:41 PM

Elenna · 11-07-2002, 07:09 PM

Today, in British news, thousands of pre-adolescent girls rushed the scene of a new movie, screaming "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar!". Only one man was hurt - Orlando Bloom, international man of mystery.

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 07:50 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA * gasp *

*thud* (falls of floor from laughing too hard)

Ohmigosh, that is GREAT!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Aiya · 11-08-2002, 12:49 AM

Legolas: I swear, if you come one step closer, Sauron, I wil shoot you with this -

Sauron: *comes a step closer*

*POP*

Legolas: Cap gun...

Arwen1858 · 11-08-2002, 01:49 AM

this is what Legolas is thinking *Oh, shoot! If I hadn't made that stupid bet with Gimli, I wouldn't be in these ridiculous clothes... last time I lose a bet to him!*

Brinniel · 11-08-2002, 04:09 PM

Ok, here's another pic.

TealDude3 · 11-08-2002, 05:23 PM

The Eomer picture:
Eomer: YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR COUNTRY, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM!!!

Legolas picture:
Legolas: CATCH ME!!! I MUST BE DREAMING!!!
I'm (sob)... so happy.

Gimli picture:
Gimli: WERE'S MY AXE!!! WERE'S MY FOOT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

dragoneyes · 11-08-2002, 05:32 PM

Gimli: *brings out microphone* oooooo! Legolas very nearly shot that ork's head off, but I'm afraid it wasn't strong enough. OH! ARAGORN HAS JUST KILLED A URUK-HAI! That was a good whack by the ranger there... etc.

Elven Mistress · 11-08-2002, 08:22 PM

For Legolas pic, sorry I'm a tad late... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Legolas: Never give up! Never surrender!

~heh, sorry, but i love that movie...~

LePetitChoux · 11-09-2002, 12:13 PM

Try this one:

Well, I find it funny...

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

AddictedtoRumil · 11-09-2002, 12:24 PM

Legolas: Hey you ugly orc i got a sword
here and i'm not afraid to use it!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

LePetitChoux · 11-09-2002, 12:42 PM

Legolas: Like EEEEEEEEEWW! Its a dead orc! Like how am I supposed to like walk around it without like stepping into that pile of Orc Manure?..EEEEW!

TealDude3 · 11-09-2002, 02:09 PM

Legolas:"Eeeeeewwwwwww. A nasty little FX logo is flying around the set. KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!"

Eruwen · 11-09-2002, 02:20 PM

Gimli: [snickers and wispers to Aragorn] Hey, Aragron, watch this...

Legolas: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! You messed up my hair!

Ok someone is going to PAY!!!!!!!!!

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Eruwen ]

Maikadilwen · 11-09-2002, 03:32 PM

Legolas: You see this face? Huh? You see this face? I don't have to look pretty all the time you know!

Melichus · 11-09-2002, 07:44 PM

Duuuuuuuuude! Wazaaaaaaaaap?

Oh boy, don't ask me where that one came from...

Raefindel · 11-09-2002, 10:42 PM

This one may seem boring to many, but every time I see this, I think

STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

Tigerlily Gamgee · 11-10-2002, 12:28 AM

The picture of Legolas and the picture of Gimli are both reactions to the picture of Legolas Powers. Have ya'll seen the Barrow-Wight's pic of Saruman and mini-Saruman?
New Pic: "Hmmmm... well, we don't really don't mcuh warning here because people are sailing by here all the time."
(lame!)

LePetitChoux · 11-10-2002, 05:50 AM

I'm sorrry, I just had to post this.

Give me a makeover, will they?...

11-05-2002, 05:36 PM	#441
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Neat game idea ok caption this! __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

11-05-2002, 05:38 PM	#442
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	To go with my other one... Legolas: Oh my god, Arwen <snicker> i'm so <snicker> sorry! I didn't mean for that arrow to <bursts out laughing>...! __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

11-05-2002, 06:06 PM	#443
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Legolas: "Rumil! Look! Orc droppings!" Rumil: "Buglush! And these shoes were made just yesterday." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-05-2002, 06:18 PM	#444
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Does Doublemint gum come to mind? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

11-05-2002, 11:17 PM	#445
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	elf in background: "I can't believe it... he stole my hair-do!" __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

11-06-2002, 11:40 AM	#446
Mlo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 65	Legolas: staring in the ground I said I'm sorry, but, but, but you did start it. Rumil(is that Rumil?): I did not, you did. Legolas: You did! Rumil: You did! Legolas: Ok, I'm sorry. Rumil: Apology NOT accepted! keeps on staring in the ground __________________ I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

11-06-2002, 11:51 AM	#447
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Rumil: Ahoyhoy, lowly mortals Legolas: Um, thats a crowd of people who are going to catch us when we overcome our fear and jump off this tree. R: Fear? What fear? I dance in the face of fear. does a little elven jump. Falls off tree. AAAAAAAARH!!!!!!!!!!!!! is dashed to peices on the jagged rocks below. L: Hm. Wrong side of tree. I know I've said it before, but THAT was my worst one ever. __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-06-2002, 01:18 PM	#448
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	OK, new picture m gonna do it (again)... Cool or what? I think Treebeard is gonna be great, what with the guy ho plays Gimli playing him (the name escapes me for the moment) __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-06-2002, 02:06 PM	#449
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	When Elves forget to shave... __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-06-2002, 05:36 PM	#450
Thulorongil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: wherever the road may take me Posts: 97	(gimli is played by John Rhys-Davies) (first picture) Legolas- Will those fangirls never leave me alone? At least their strange high-heeled shoes prevent them from climbing the tree! Rumil- (grumbles to himself) Just because he was summoned to Rivendell & was chosen to be in the Fellowship so more girls saw him and thought he was hot causing the massing mobs and I wasn't...... (second picture) 6000 years later Are they gone yet? Fan girl- i though elves grew more beautiful as they aged?... __________________ I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago, And people who will see a world that I shall never know.

11-06-2002, 08:24 PM	#451
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Oh my gosh! They turned Gandalf into an Ent!!!!! (there is a slight resemblance [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ) __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

11-07-2002, 02:12 AM	#452
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Treebeard: Hoom, hawm. What are those hasty elves staring at? Heh heh. Great job all youse guys! I was sooooo mad I didn't get in on this at the beginning!!! And I'm sorry if that's not funny. I think it's funny 'cause it's that time of night when EVERYTHING IS FUNNY!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-07-2002, 10:54 AM	#453
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Are Ents eyes supposed to be red? He looks almost evil... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-07-2002, 11:13 AM	#454
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	They aren't red, but chestnut brown [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-07-2002, 11:34 AM	#455
LadyElbereth Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Taniquetil Posts: 183	Can I do one? Warrior dude: Oh yeah?! Well this is what yo' mamma looks like! (Lame i know [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]. Oh wait, he looks scary there, maybe that wasn't such a good caption...) [ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ] __________________ If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips.

11-07-2002, 11:49 AM	#456
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	That's Eomer, I believe. Eomer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Woman's voice from outta the shot: Eomerrrrrrrrr! AAAAAARGH! I'm losing my touch! __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-07-2002, 11:59 AM	#457
Mlo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 65	Eomer: To infinity, and beyond!!! Ok, not good.... __________________ I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

11-07-2002, 02:23 PM	#458
charly Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle earth, dork Posts: 84	Eomer: OW!! This thing hurts!!My nose!! Hatchiiiiiiiisneeze(=>whole battlefield falls apart) Eomer:Wow!Was that me?! Yeah,that was pathetic... __________________ "Whom do you serve, scum?"

11-07-2002, 04:37 PM	#459
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	"Oil can! Oil can!" Sorry, it just looks like he's stuck!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-07-2002, 06:18 PM	#460
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Éomer: I'm invincible! warrior (offscreen): You're a loony. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

11-07-2002, 06:37 PM	#461
Raefindel Sword of the Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,313	How about this beauty. __________________ Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1

11-07-2002, 06:41 PM	#462
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	__________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

11-07-2002, 07:09 PM	#463
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Today, in British news, thousands of pre-adolescent girls rushed the scene of a new movie, screaming "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar!". Only one man was hurt - Orlando Bloom, international man of mystery. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-07-2002, 07:50 PM	#464
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA * gasp * thud (falls of floor from laughing too hard) Ohmigosh, that is GREAT!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-08-2002, 12:49 AM	#465
Aiya Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 22	Legolas: I swear, if you come one step closer, Sauron, I wil shoot you with this - Sauron: comes a step closer POP Legolas: Cap gun... __________________ "I was there the day Isildur took the ring - I was there when the strength of men failed."

11-08-2002, 01:49 AM	#466
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	this is what Legolas is thinking Oh, shoot! If I hadn't made that stupid bet with Gimli, I wouldn't be in these ridiculous clothes... last time I lose a bet to him! __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

11-08-2002, 04:09 PM	#467
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Ok, here's another pic. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

11-08-2002, 05:23 PM	#468
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	The Eomer picture: Eomer: YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR COUNTRY, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM!!! Legolas picture: Legolas: CATCH ME!!! I MUST BE DREAMING!!! I'm (sob)... so happy. Gimli picture: Gimli: WERE'S MY AXE!!! WERE'S MY FOOT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-08-2002, 05:32 PM	#469
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Gimli: brings out microphone oooooo! Legolas very nearly shot that ork's head off, but I'm afraid it wasn't strong enough. OH! ARAGORN HAS JUST KILLED A URUK-HAI! That was a good whack by the ranger there... etc. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

11-08-2002, 08:22 PM	#470
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	For Legolas pic, sorry I'm a tad late... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Legolas: Never give up! Never surrender! ~heh, sorry, but i love that movie...~ __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

11-09-2002, 12:13 PM	#471
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Try this one: Well, I find it funny... [ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-09-2002, 12:24 PM	#472
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Legolas: Hey you ugly orc i got a sword here and i'm not afraid to use it!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ] __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

11-09-2002, 12:42 PM	#473
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Legolas: Like EEEEEEEEEWW! Its a dead orc! Like how am I supposed to like walk around it without like stepping into that pile of Orc Manure?..EEEEW! __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-09-2002, 02:09 PM	#474
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Legolas:"Eeeeeewwwwwww. A nasty little FX logo is flying around the set. KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!" __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-09-2002, 02:20 PM	#475
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Gimli: [snickers and wispers to Aragorn] Hey, Aragron, watch this... Legolas: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! You messed up my hair! Ok someone is going to PAY!!!!!!!!! [ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Eruwen ]