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Hookbill the Goomba · 06-03-2005, 07:02 AM

Fortunately, they were the doctors.

Meneltarmacil · 06-03-2005, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, they were destroyed by an army of giant evil cows.

Gil-Galad · 06-03-2005, 04:10 PM

Fortunatel they were destroyed by an army of giant Termites seeking to make the world right

Meneltarmacil · 06-03-2005, 06:50 PM

Unfortunately, the hospital was made mostly of wood, so it collapsed due to the termites' eating it.

Larien Telemnar · 06-04-2005, 04:30 PM

Fortunately the Hobbits had recovered and had run from the hospital just in time.

Kath · 06-04-2005, 04:43 PM

Unfortunately they ran right into the army of giant termites.

Gil-Galad · 06-04-2005, 05:07 PM

Fortunately the army of giant Termites were good and decided to help the hobbits

Larien Telemnar · 06-04-2005, 05:13 PM

Unfortunately thew weren't very smart, and couldn't help all that much.

The Elf-warrior · 06-04-2005, 10:33 PM

Fortunately the Pimpernel got back to his own time. (He survived the battle of Agincourt because Henry V canceled the order to kill the prisoners before they got to the Pimpernel.)

Gil-Galad · 06-04-2005, 10:36 PM

Unfortuantely that had nothing to help with the story so the hobbits were still with the Giant Termites

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 06-05-2005, 06:57 AM

Fortunately, the Grand Termites were allergic to mushrooms, and the hobbits smell strongly of mushrooms.

Meneltarmacil · 06-05-2005, 03:41 PM

Unfortunately, everybody was trampled by a stampeding herd of angry musk oxen.

Larien Telemnar · 06-05-2005, 05:22 PM

Fortunately the Musk Oxen were hungry, so they stopped.

Gil-Galad · 06-05-2005, 06:58 PM

Unfortunatley they ate poor sam and agreed to let Frodo go if he can anwser them these questions three, otherside they see

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 02:37 AM

Fortunately, they were very easy questions, "What is you're name?", "What is you're quest?" and "What is you're favourite colour?"

Gil-Galad · 06-06-2005, 07:00 AM

Unfortunately Frodo anwsered "Kevin Dubrow", "Neverending quest to save my girlfriend" and "Alabaman Chicken"

Larien Telemnar · 06-06-2005, 08:35 AM

Fortunately the Musk Oxen believed him

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 08:45 AM

Unfortunately, the magic powers did not and threw them into the lake of doom!

Saurreg · 06-06-2005, 08:54 AM

Fortunately the lake was dry.

Larien Telemnar · 06-06-2005, 09:36 AM

Unfortunately there were alligators who lived in the once un-dry lake.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 10:45 AM

Fortunately, they were too dehydrated to notice the Hobbits.

The Elf-warrior · 06-06-2005, 11:51 AM

Unfortunately a badger eyed Master Fer and he was so scared he ran into a river and drowned.

Saurreg · 06-07-2005, 01:31 AM

Fortunately that held no meaning to the dazed hobbits who were still in the dried up lake.

Celuien · 06-07-2005, 06:11 AM

Unfortunately, a sudden torrential downpour began to refill the lake.

The Only Real Estel · 06-07-2005, 06:16 AM

Fortunately, the hobbits had climbed out of the dry, uh, lakebed by now.

Gil-Galad · 06-07-2005, 07:01 AM

Unfortuantely it was slippery so the hobbits fell and Kevin Dubrow broke his leg

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 09:18 AM

Fortunately, a mysterious stranger on a flying beast picked them up.

Celuien · 06-07-2005, 10:00 AM

Unfortunately, it was the Witch King on a Fell Beast.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 10:49 AM

Fortunately, he was now so old that he could not remember why he had been chasing them, and so let them go.

Kath · 06-07-2005, 02:47 PM

Unfortunately, when he let them go they were still a good 100 feet up in the air.

Memory of Trees · 06-07-2005, 02:47 PM

Unfortunately, worse things waited for them on the ground, like angry cousins and mud fights.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 03:12 PM

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Unfortunately, when he let them go they were still a good 100 feet up in the air.

Fortunately, they landed on a trampoline and eventually got safe onto the ground.

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Unfortunately, worse things waited for them on the ground, like angry cousins and mud fights.

Fortunately, they were all asleep and the Hobbits could sneak past with ease.

Kath · 06-07-2005, 03:26 PM

Unfotunately the couldn't remember where they were going or why and had a 'what is the point!' crisis just on the outskirts of the group of angry cousins.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2005, 03:39 PM

Fortunately, Samwise suggested that they go and sit in the bar he saw on the horizon and think about things.

wilwarin538 · 06-07-2005, 03:49 PM

Unfortunately they got drunk.(or atleast I think thats unfortunate

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Gil-Galad · 06-07-2005, 04:08 PM

fortunately they were already drunk for the past events to happen

The Elf-warrior · 06-07-2005, 07:04 PM

Unfortunately they were kidnapped by an evil circus operater.

Vinyacoriel · 06-07-2005, 10:27 PM

Fortunately, the evil circus operater was drunk too, so that the hobbits could escape.

Parmawen · 06-07-2005, 11:07 PM

Unfortunately, angry cousins have noses like bloodhound's and a passion for pinching cheeks in that annoying way so they sniffed their way up to the freshly escaped hobbits who had left the drunk circus people singing old bar tunes.

Vinyacoriel · 06-07-2005, 11:44 PM

Fortunately the angry cousins walked right past Aragorn and Legolas whose completely opposite and very strong sents completely threw off the angry cousin's noses and they got all confused about where the hobbits were.

06-03-2005, 07:02 AM	#441
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they were the doctors. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-03-2005, 03:08 PM	#442
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were destroyed by an army of giant evil cows. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-03-2005, 04:10 PM	#443
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunatel they were destroyed by an army of giant Termites seeking to make the world right __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-03-2005, 06:50 PM	#444
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the hospital was made mostly of wood, so it collapsed due to the termites' eating it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-04-2005, 04:30 PM	#445
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately the Hobbits had recovered and had run from the hospital just in time. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-04-2005, 04:43 PM	#446
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately they ran right into the army of giant termites. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-04-2005, 05:07 PM	#447
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the army of giant Termites were good and decided to help the hobbits __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-04-2005, 05:13 PM	#448
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately thew weren't very smart, and couldn't help all that much. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-04-2005, 10:33 PM	#449
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Pimpernel got back to his own time. (He survived the battle of Agincourt because Henry V canceled the order to kill the prisoners before they got to the Pimpernel.) __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 06-04-2005 at 10:34 PM. Reason: Add the word time.

06-04-2005, 10:36 PM	#450
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely that had nothing to help with the story so the hobbits were still with the Giant Termites __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-05-2005, 06:57 AM	#451
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Fortunately, the Grand Termites were allergic to mushrooms, and the hobbits smell strongly of mushrooms. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

06-05-2005, 03:41 PM	#452
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, everybody was trampled by a stampeding herd of angry musk oxen. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-05-2005, 05:22 PM	#453
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately the Musk Oxen were hungry, so they stopped. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-05-2005, 06:58 PM	#454
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunatley they ate poor sam and agreed to let Frodo go if he can anwser them these questions three, otherside they see __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-06-2005, 02:37 AM	#455
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they were very easy questions, "What is you're name?", "What is you're quest?" and "What is you're favourite colour?" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 07:00 AM	#456
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Frodo anwsered "Kevin Dubrow", "Neverending quest to save my girlfriend" and "Alabaman Chicken" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-06-2005, 08:35 AM	#457
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately the Musk Oxen believed him __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-06-2005, 08:45 AM	#458
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the magic powers did not and threw them into the lake of doom! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 08:54 AM	#459
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	Fortunately the lake was dry. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

06-06-2005, 09:36 AM	#460
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately there were alligators who lived in the once un-dry lake. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-06-2005, 10:45 AM	#461
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they were too dehydrated to notice the Hobbits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 11:51 AM	#462
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately a badger eyed Master Fer and he was so scared he ran into a river and drowned. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-07-2005, 01:31 AM	#463
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	Fortunately that held no meaning to the dazed hobbits who were still in the dried up lake. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

06-07-2005, 06:11 AM	#464
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, a sudden torrential downpour began to refill the lake. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-07-2005, 06:16 AM	#465
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fortunately, the hobbits had climbed out of the dry, uh, lakebed by now.

06-07-2005, 07:01 AM	#466
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely it was slippery so the hobbits fell and Kevin Dubrow broke his leg __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-07-2005, 09:18 AM	#467
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a mysterious stranger on a flying beast picked them up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 10:00 AM	#468
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, it was the Witch King on a Fell Beast. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-07-2005, 10:49 AM	#469
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he was now so old that he could not remember why he had been chasing them, and so let them go. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 02:47 PM	#470
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately, when he let them go they were still a good 100 feet up in the air. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-07-2005, 02:47 PM	#471
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	Unfortunately, worse things waited for them on the ground, like angry cousins and mud fights. __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

06-07-2005, 03:26 PM	#473
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfotunately the couldn't remember where they were going or why and had a 'what is the point!' crisis just on the outskirts of the group of angry cousins. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-07-2005, 03:39 PM	#474
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Samwise suggested that they go and sit in the bar he saw on the horizon and think about things. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2005, 03:49 PM	#475
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately they got drunk.(or atleast I think thats unfortunate ) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-07-2005, 04:08 PM	#476
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately they were already drunk for the past events to happen __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.