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Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-10-2005, 06:49 AM

Frodo: What do they feed you in this place? I mean, look what I found in your intestine!

SamwiseGamgee · 04-10-2005, 09:13 AM

Bilbo: I'm holding it. Now just do it!
Frodo: But... why... you... you've gone mad, uncle Bilbo.
Bilbo: Listen, sonny, I am not insane, just chop it off!
Frodo: But it's your left nipple. Why?
Bilbo: I have my reasons...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-10-2005, 01:13 PM

Bilbo reels in bemusement as Frodo reveals his plans to start an armed uprising in Gondor.

*on an aside, why are the candles lit?

Gil-Galad · 04-10-2005, 02:08 PM

Frodo: woops sorry

bilbo: its only a flesh wound

(poor adaptaion i know)

Mithalwen · 04-10-2005, 02:12 PM

Frodo is initiated into a middle Earth precursor to Freemasonry:

Bilbo: "Watch - if someone does this when you raise your sword, you know they are one of us....

Ainaserkewen · 04-10-2005, 04:58 PM

Frodo: This is perfect! Now the other kids won't bug me...

(If those crazy editors from Pointless Waste of Time were here they'd say something like...

Editor: There's yet another phallic symbol...)

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-10-2005, 04:59 PM

Bilbo: Now my lad, if you can cut through all of these candles on my shoulder without hitting my neck, I'll give you the Mithril Coat too.

Oddwen · 04-10-2005, 07:06 PM

Frodo: For seventeen years we have suffered. Now our suffering can end. Guide my sword, Uncle Bilbo, guide my sword.

Bilbo: Pointy end goes in foe, repeat if necessary.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-10-2005, 07:52 PM

Glancing at Sting, Frodo finally understands how, after years of working together, a man begins to take on characteristics of his weapon. What he can't understand is why Bilbo is glowing with no orcs in sight.

Boro: It's from Austin Powers, can't remember which, but where Dr. Evil pushes the chair button and the engineer falls into the firey pit. He's very badly burned, but still alive. And then, "You shot me! You shot me right in the arm, why did you shoot me?"

The Elf-warrior · 04-10-2005, 10:05 PM

Frodo: "Hail Gurthang, iron of death, thou alone now remainest!"

Bilbo: "What about your uncle Bilbo? I didn't give you that sword to play with, now stop it."

Nimrodel_9 · 04-10-2005, 10:42 PM

Bilbo: Ouch! You didn't have to poke me with it!

Frodo: Well, I had to see if it was still sharp somehow!

Boromir88 · 04-11-2005, 04:15 AM

Feanor, that is correct

. Also, the second part "the metal has gone through the skin..." I took from the second movie when he fell off the cliff. "Could you toss me some anti-bacterial cream, the bone has gone through the skin. I think it is broken..."

Oh, and it's Mustafa played by the very funny Will Ferell, good job Fea.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-11-2005, 04:52 AM

Bilbo: "I said no cameras!"

....because he's looking right at us.....O nevermind.

Bywaters · 04-11-2005, 06:00 AM

Frodo: Sword of omens, give me sight beyond sight!

Maeggaladiel · 04-11-2005, 10:46 AM

Bilbo: Sting was under my mattress...? So THAT'S why I always wake up with a stabbing pain in my back!

Formendacil · 04-11-2005, 11:50 AM

Frodo: "Sauron will not have forgotten this sword!"

OR

Frodo: "If by life or death I can save you, I will. You have my sword."

The Only Real Estel · 04-11-2005, 01:58 PM

Bibo: "Here you are Frodo, your very own sword, Sting. Those that want your Ring will glow with a goldish radiance when Sting is unsheathed."

*Glances at self*

Bilbo: "Er, um, I think I meant a bluish light, perhaps?"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-11-2005, 03:02 PM

Did you hear the one about the Hobbit who traded the One Ring for a sword, and then stabbed the other Hobbit, and took the Ring?

Bonus points for the TV scene that's stolen from!

Nimrodel_9 · 04-11-2005, 03:42 PM

Frodo: Dang, that's a big steak knife!

Evisse the Blue · 04-11-2005, 03:42 PM

Middle Earth Mafia life:

Frodo: I wonder if this will give you an excuse to talk, old paps!
Bilbo: No, please! I swear I have no idea where the pipeweed is!

Gil-Galad · 04-11-2005, 04:53 PM

Frodo: stand back! stop talking about the good old times! i'm warning you!

Esgallhugwen · 04-11-2005, 05:21 PM

Frodo: Really Bilbo, a bit of toothpaste will take the tarnish clean off this blade since your too cheap to buy the high quality stuff.

or

Bilbo: And when the housekeeper's come we'll teach them a lesson
Frodo: But Bilbo I don't really think they meant to forget to put the chocolate on your pillow
Bilbo: You only say that because you got one!!

Nimrodel_9 · 04-11-2005, 08:14 PM

Frodo: You had better get a new pic soon! Don't make me do something you really don't want me to do!
Bilbo: Yes! Get him a new pic! Pleassse!

Boromir: Was it supposed to do that?

Gil-Galad · 04-11-2005, 09:31 PM

Boromir: that was cool

Legolas: that was cool! thats all you have to say? you launched the ring into the mountains, we set out to find it, we awoke 50 bajillion goblins! 20 cave trolls! a angry balrog! lost everyone that came with us and most probaly trapped here with a smelly dwarf and thats all you have to say! that was cool! anything else brainiac!

Boromir: lets do it again!

Ainaserkewen · 04-11-2005, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Frodo: Dang, that's a big steak knife!

Bilbo: Sword.
Frodo: Whatever.

New Pic...

Legolas: See! I don't you my head is arrow-dynamic! Look at all these clean lines while all you can do is stand there with your messy hair.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-11-2005, 11:14 PM

Legolas: What is that thing?

Boromir: Oh, it usually begins by telling you how perfect your face is . . .

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-11-2005, 11:35 PM

New Pic:

Well, how are you supposed to react to exploding Hobbits?

(No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked, please! ...)

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-12-2005, 07:09 AM

Legolas: "Well, lookie that...it dropped like a lead balloon!"

Boromir: "Yeah...who'da thunk it? Ya'da thought that balrog woulda made use of his wings!"

Ainaserkewen · 04-12-2005, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Legolas: "Well, lookie that...it dropped like a lead balloon!"

Boromir: "Yeah...who'da thunk it? Ya'da thought that balrog woulda made use of his wings!"

Legolas: "Do Balrogs have wings?"

And thus it was started what they talked about until Boromir's death...and the debate still rages in their intellectual decendants today.

SamwiseGamgee · 04-12-2005, 10:18 AM

Boromir: I'm telling you, man, it is.
Legolas: I DO NOT have a receeding hairline!

Mithalwen · 04-12-2005, 11:39 AM

Hookbill the Goomba :

Well, how are you supposed to react to exploding Hobbits?

"£$£$$%$^ - we were supposed to put his ring into the fire, Legolas"

Meela · 04-12-2005, 11:47 AM

Legolas: Gandalf will understand. It's not as though you meant to push Aragorn and any scrap of evidence that he had a claim to the throne of Gondor into that fiery pit.

Boromir: Oh, er... of course not...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-12-2005, 11:51 AM

Legolas: Zulus, thousands of them...

Boromir: I think you mean Orcs.

Legolas: ... Shut up!... wait till you see the whites of there eyes boys.

Boromir: But their eyes are yellow.

Legolas: ...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-12-2005, 02:57 PM

Legolas chastises the Hobbits for messing about with pepper spray and getting it in someone's eyes....

Nimrodel_9 · 04-12-2005, 03:23 PM

What really happened after Gandalf's death.
Legolas: Wow. He's still falling.
Boromir: Go, Gandy! Go!

Formendacil · 04-12-2005, 06:51 PM

Legolas and Boromir are shocked to find out what the Internet REALLY thinks about them...

Boromir: "What do they mean I hated Aragorn?"

Legolas: "What do they mean I'm a pretty nitwit?"

Gil-Galad · 04-12-2005, 06:56 PM

Legolas: i wove caramel

boromir: i wove caramel

*Aragorn walks by shaking his head*

Boromir and Legolas: we wove caramel!

Boromir88 · 04-12-2005, 07:31 PM

Boromir: So Legolas, I hear you are an expert at skydiving. I bet you can't make this jump.

Legolas: Can to, I just don't have my equipment.

Boromir: An expert wouldn't need equipment, why just look at Gandalf there.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-12-2005, 11:49 PM

Legolas: Wow.

Baromir: Wow is right! We need a new picture.

Legolas: What?

Bilbo's deteriorating health.
Bilbo: They're after me! But we're okay here, my cake and me! *maniacal laughter*

Evisse the Blue · 04-13-2005, 05:43 AM

Legolas and Boromir pic:
Boromir: What is that?? What is that thing, Legolas?!
Legolas: Oh no! It's the infmaous...Chinchilla!!

Bilbo pic:
When told that he would have to make a choice between his heir and his favourite cheese pie, Bilbo knew what he had to do... And not a single shred of remorse could be seen on his face as he watched his beloved Frodo set off on the carefully planned suicide mission to Mount Doom.

04-10-2005, 06:49 AM	#4681
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Bilbo's appendicitis. Frodo: What do they feed you in this place? I mean, look what I found in your intestine! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-10-2005, 09:13 AM	#4682
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Bilbo: I'm holding it. Now just do it! Frodo: But... why... you... you've gone mad, uncle Bilbo. Bilbo: Listen, sonny, I am not insane, just chop it off! Frodo: But it's your left nipple. Why? Bilbo: I have my reasons... __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-10-2005, 01:13 PM	#4683
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Bilbo reels in bemusement as Frodo reveals his plans to start an armed uprising in Gondor. on an aside, why are the candles lit? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond*

04-10-2005, 02:08 PM	#4684
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo: woops sorry bilbo: its only a flesh wound (poor adaptaion i know) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-10-2005, 02:12 PM	#4685
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Frodo is initiated into a middle Earth precursor to Freemasonry: Bilbo: "Watch - if someone does this when you raise your sword, you know they are one of us.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-10-2005, 04:58 PM	#4686
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Frodo: This is perfect! Now the other kids won't bug me... (If those crazy editors from Pointless Waste of Time were here they'd say something like... Editor: There's yet another phallic symbol...) __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

04-10-2005, 04:59 PM	#4687
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Middle-earth extreme dares ... Bilbo: Now my lad, if you can cut through all of these candles on my shoulder without hitting my neck, I'll give you the Mithril Coat too. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-10-2005, 07:06 PM	#4688
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Frodo: For seventeen years we have suffered. Now our suffering can end. Guide my sword, Uncle Bilbo, guide my sword. Bilbo: Pointy end goes in foe, repeat if necessary. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-10-2005, 07:52 PM	#4689
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Glancing at Sting, Frodo finally understands how, after years of working together, a man begins to take on characteristics of his weapon. What he can't understand is why Bilbo is glowing with no orcs in sight. Boro: It's from Austin Powers, can't remember which, but where Dr. Evil pushes the chair button and the engineer falls into the firey pit. He's very badly burned, but still alive. And then, "You shot me! You shot me right in the arm, why did you shoot me?" __________________ peace

04-10-2005, 10:05 PM	#4690
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Frodo: "Hail Gurthang, iron of death, thou alone now remainest!" Bilbo: "What about your uncle Bilbo? I didn't give you that sword to play with, now stop it." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-10-2005, 10:42 PM	#4691
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Bilbo: Ouch! You didn't have to poke me with it! Frodo: Well, I had to see if it was still sharp somehow! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-11-2005, 04:15 AM	#4692
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Feanor, that is correct . Also, the second part "the metal has gone through the skin..." I took from the second movie when he fell off the cliff. "Could you toss me some anti-bacterial cream, the bone has gone through the skin. I think it is broken..." Oh, and it's Mustafa played by the very funny Will Ferell, good job Fea. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-11-2005, 04:52 AM	#4693
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Bilbo: "I said no cameras!" ....because he's looking right at us.....O nevermind. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-11-2005, 06:00 AM	#4694
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Frodo: Sword of omens, give me sight beyond sight! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-11-2005, 10:46 AM	#4695
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Bilbo: Sting was under my mattress...? So THAT'S why I always wake up with a stabbing pain in my back! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-11-2005, 11:50 AM	#4696
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Frodo: "Sauron will not have forgotten this sword!" OR Frodo: "If by life or death I can save you, I will. You have my sword." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-11-2005, 01:58 PM	#4697
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	oops Bibo: "Here you are Frodo, your very own sword, Sting. Those that want your Ring will glow with a goldish radiance when Sting is unsheathed." Glances at self Bilbo: "Er, um, I think I meant a bluish light, perhaps?"

04-11-2005, 03:02 PM	#4698
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Did you hear the one about the Hobbit who traded the One Ring for a sword, and then stabbed the other Hobbit, and took the Ring? Bonus points for the TV scene that's stolen from! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-11-2005, 03:42 PM	#4699
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Frodo: Dang, that's a big steak knife! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-11-2005, 03:42 PM	#4700
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	totally random and out of character ;) Middle Earth Mafia life: Frodo: I wonder if this will give you an excuse to talk, old paps! Bilbo: No, please! I swear I have no idea where the pipeweed is! __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-11-2005, 04:53 PM	#4701
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo: stand back! stop talking about the good old times! i'm warning you! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-11-2005, 05:21 PM	#4702
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Frodo: Really Bilbo, a bit of toothpaste will take the tarnish clean off this blade since your too cheap to buy the high quality stuff. or Bilbo: And when the housekeeper's come we'll teach them a lesson Frodo: But Bilbo I don't really think they meant to forget to put the chocolate on your pillow Bilbo: You only say that because you got one!! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-11-2005, 08:14 PM	#4703
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Frodo: You had better get a new pic soon! Don't make me do something you really don't want me to do! Bilbo: Yes! Get him a new pic! Pleassse! Boromir: Was it supposed to do that? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-11-2005, 09:31 PM	#4704
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Boromir: that was cool Legolas: that was cool! thats all you have to say? you launched the ring into the mountains, we set out to find it, we awoke 50 bajillion goblins! 20 cave trolls! a angry balrog! lost everyone that came with us and most probaly trapped here with a smelly dwarf and thats all you have to say! that was cool! anything else brainiac! Boromir: lets do it again! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-11-2005, 11:14 PM	#4706
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Some things the Professor hadn't bothered to explain . . . Legolas: What is that thing? Boromir: Oh, it usually begins by telling you how perfect your face is . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-11-2005, 11:35 PM	#4707
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	New Pic: Well, how are you supposed to react to exploding Hobbits? (No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked, please! ...) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-12-2005, 07:09 AM	#4708
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Legolas: "Well, lookie that...it dropped like a lead balloon!" Boromir: "Yeah...who'da thunk it? Ya'da thought that balrog woulda made use of his wings!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-12-2005, 10:18 AM	#4710
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Boromir: I'm telling you, man, it is. Legolas: I DO NOT have a receeding hairline! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-12-2005, 11:39 AM	#4711
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Hookbill the Goomba : Well, how are you supposed to react to exploding Hobbits? "£$£$$%$^ - we were supposed to put his ring into the fire, Legolas" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-12-2005, 11:47 AM	#4712
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Legolas: Gandalf will understand. It's not as though you meant to push Aragorn and any scrap of evidence that he had a claim to the throne of Gondor into that fiery pit. Boromir: Oh, er... of course not... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-12-2005, 11:51 AM	#4713
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: Zulus, thousands of them... Boromir: I think you mean Orcs. Legolas: ... Shut up!... wait till you see the whites of there eyes boys. Boromir: But their eyes are yellow. Legolas: ... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-12-2005, 02:57 PM	#4714
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Legolas chastises the Hobbits for messing about with pepper spray and getting it in someone's eyes.... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-12-2005, 03:23 PM	#4715
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	What really happened after Gandalf's death. Legolas: Wow. He's still falling. Boromir: Go, Gandy! Go! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-12-2005, 06:51 PM	#4716
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Legolas and Boromir are shocked to find out what the Internet REALLY thinks about them... Boromir: "What do they mean I hated Aragorn?" Legolas: "What do they mean I'm a pretty nitwit?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-12-2005, 06:56 PM	#4717
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas: i wove caramel boromir: i wove caramel Aragorn walks by shaking his head Boromir and Legolas: we wove caramel! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.