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03-22-2007, 05:44 AM | #4681 |
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Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ceased to exist when the animator died.
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03-22-2007, 08:33 AM | #4682 |
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Fortuantely, for Mt. Zooms sacrifice all the rest of the running gags gained immortal life
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03-22-2007, 08:36 AM | #4683 |
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Unfortunately, the life they gained was one in eternal servitude to the animator.
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03-22-2007, 08:37 AM | #4684 |
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Fortunately, the animator never noticed them.
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03-22-2007, 08:50 AM | #4685 |
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Unfortunately, the reanimator did.
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03-22-2007, 09:45 AM | #4686 |
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Fortunately, The reanimator was an illusion, and the real animator died when he was squat by Mount Zoom.
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03-22-2007, 03:17 PM | #4687 |
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Unfortunately, the animator dying was also an illusion, seeing as how he killed Mount Zoom first by not continuing the running gags.
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03-22-2007, 03:29 PM | #4688 |
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Fortunately, the entire universe was also an illusion. It turned out that this was all just a very strange dream.
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03-22-2007, 03:37 PM | #4689 |
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Unfortunately, dreams come true. Especially this one.
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03-22-2007, 06:50 PM | #4690 |
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Fortunately, he dreamed about every one being rich.
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03-22-2007, 10:31 PM | #4691 | |
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Unfortunately, everyone became rich only the Tolkien sense.
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03-23-2007, 01:25 AM | #4692 |
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Fortunately, it was made more fun because, as the tale tells us, 'Disco arose about Melkor' and so the party began!
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03-23-2007, 05:03 AM | #4693 |
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Unfortunately, this caused contention between Boromir the Disco King and everybody else, who thought his Electric Slide needed work.
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03-23-2007, 05:05 PM | #4694 |
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My 1700th post! Yayness!
Fortunately, an anvil fell out of the sky and squished Boromir.
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03-23-2007, 06:13 PM | #4695 |
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Unfortunately, it was done like it would happen in real life, not in a cartoon, and so all the children watching were thrown into shock.
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03-25-2007, 06:32 AM | #4696 |
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Fortunately, that didn't last long, since kids were used to such scenes after watching too much TV.
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03-25-2007, 08:07 AM | #4697 |
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Unfortunately, Boromir rose up as a zombie to take revenge.
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03-25-2007, 01:10 PM | #4698 |
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Fortunately, all Boromir really wanted to do was to star in the hilarious new Simon Pegg/Nick Frost buddy comedy in which a hot shot city policeman was posted to a sleepy village in the Shire which was infested with zombies and famous British actors and comedians in a satanic cult
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03-25-2007, 01:14 PM | #4699 |
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"I'M IN URZ SHIRE EATING URZ BRAINZ"
Unfortunately, he was still a zombie and had no money and nobody accepted zombie-money so he went to the hobbiton mall
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03-25-2007, 01:38 PM | #4700 |
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Fortunately, (for zombie Boromir that is) he was able to take advantage of the special 'bite one get one flee' deal for hobbits that was a one day only special sales event at Hobbiton mall
P.S.Don't tar and feather me for this awful post, remember this thread is just a bit of pun P.P.S I'll get me coat
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03-25-2007, 04:04 PM | #4701 |
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Unfortunately for everyone involved, THE DRAGON CAME and set the mall on fire.
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03-25-2007, 04:29 PM | #4702 |
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Fortunately, THE DRAGON got bored and went to sleep on the moon.
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03-25-2007, 04:55 PM | #4703 |
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Unfortunately, he suffocated due to lack of breathable air.
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03-25-2007, 10:46 PM | #4704 |
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Fortunately, his suffocation meant that THE DRAGON would never come again.
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03-26-2007, 06:08 AM | #4705 |
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Unfortnately, zombie Boromir gave THE DRAGON mouth-to-mouth, thereby turning THE DRAGON into a zombie. (Don't ask how....it just did)
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03-26-2007, 07:30 AM | #4706 |
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Fortunately Michael Jackson came by and hired the zombie dragon for his new video
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03-26-2007, 10:14 AM | #4707 |
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Unfortunately he also hired the Dead Men of Dunharrow for his 'Thriller' remake. When Aragorn and co. arrived to enlist their aid against Sauron they found the Paths of the Dead deserted. Consequently, Pelargir was sacked by the Corsairs, the Witch-King razed Minas Tirith (in between shootings of the new 'Thriller' music video since the Nazgul had been enlisted too) and Sauron conquered all of Middle-Earth.
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03-26-2007, 10:24 AM | #4708 |
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Fortunaly, the majority of the population, being orcs, liked Sauron's reign.
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03-26-2007, 12:08 PM | #4709 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately for Sauron those sly Gondorians had built a
potemkin village of Minas Tirith with great cgi effects to fool Sauron into thinking he had conquered Middle-earth, leaving the real Rohirric forces to ride around the Mordor mountain ranges, occupy Mordor, and toss MJ into Orodruin (what a thrill!).
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03-26-2007, 04:28 PM | #4710 |
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Fortunately (for Sauron) the air in Mordor really was a poison, and everybody died.
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03-26-2007, 09:26 PM | #4711 |
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Unfortunately, this meant that the forces of good were just about sunk yet again.
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03-26-2007, 10:01 PM | #4712 |
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Fortunately, Eru fell on the rewind button and we rewinded to oh... hmmm... lets go with Gondorians fighting the Corsairs of Umbar for boredom!
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03-27-2007, 03:06 AM | #4713 |
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Unfortunately, rewinding the world stopped time and every one and thing was frozen. every one and thing apart from jhonny the BALROG
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03-27-2007, 03:50 AM | #4714 |
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Fortunately Johnny was so astounded at not being called 'Stinky' for once that he didn't take the advantage.
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03-27-2007, 05:14 AM | #4715 |
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Unfortunately, an unfrozen Orc walked by and called Johnny a Stinky BALROG, which threw him into a fit of madness!
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03-27-2007, 08:25 AM | #4716 |
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Fortunately, that madness soomed left Johnny the Stinky Balrog as he learned how to love himself, smelly or not
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03-27-2007, 01:03 PM | #4717 |
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Unfortunately, as he turned over a new leaf he tried deodorent, of course it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out what happens when you spray deodorent on what is basically a walking bonfire...
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03-27-2007, 04:34 PM | #4718 |
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Fortunately, this killed him.
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03-27-2007, 04:40 PM | #4719 |
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Unfortunately, Menel wasn't paying attention to "The law of Johnny the Stinky Balrog", for he is invinceable to all forms of death
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03-27-2007, 04:44 PM | #4720 |
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Fortunately, there was no equivalent law regarding Gil-Galad, who was eaten by sharks for some reason.
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