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THE Ka · 04-07-2005, 02:45 PM

Theoden didn't find mondays enjoyable, though Tuesdays could hold some surprises...

or...

Theoden had been having a rough day, and it seemed that his thoughts had really caught up with him...

~Ka

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-07-2005, 03:44 PM

"My name is Theoden, and I am hopelessly addicted to horse tranquilisers."

Gil-Galad · 04-07-2005, 04:03 PM

Theoden: Its glandular...

malkatoj · 04-07-2005, 04:16 PM

Mmmm...brains.....

elronds_daughter · 04-07-2005, 04:22 PM

In the harsh light of day, Theoden realizes that perhaps he hasn't gotten quite enough Vitamin D....

Nimrodel_9 · 04-07-2005, 04:40 PM

After being called "The-Grouchy-Old-Coot-With-he-Eybrows," Elrond really let himself go.

Naz · 04-07-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Aragorn was gobsmacked when he saw a police box appear at Helm's Deep

XD!!!!!!!!!! Would that police box happen to be blue? ~ ^

Esgallhugwen · 04-07-2005, 05:13 PM

Old Man Winter didn't take to summer too well.

or

What the brave Men and Elves were running from in the last picture.

Oddwen · 04-07-2005, 05:28 PM

Gandalf: Hail, Théoden King!
Theo: Will...you...scratch...my...nose?

Or...

Treebeard: It's happened at last! I'm a real boy! O, thank you Blue Wizard!

Nimrodel_9 · 04-07-2005, 05:43 PM

I hate Mondays.

SamwiseGamgee · 04-07-2005, 05:52 PM

Ten years into the Fourth Age, Eomer had to concede that hiring Merry and Pippin at 'mate's rates' to do the enbalming of Theoden was a grave error on his part.

The Only Real Estel · 04-07-2005, 08:11 PM

Theoden at the annual Edoras Halloween party: "Too long I’ve been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. Too long, uh, erm, how did those bloody lines go?"

Fingolfin II · 04-07-2005, 08:21 PM

Separated at Birth: Theoden and the King of the Dead.

Anguirel · 04-08-2005, 04:03 AM

Kings! Worn out after a long day's ruling? We have the solution here at Barad Dur Rejuvenation Enterprises. You'll feel like nothing can get you down. (Small print: except hobbits, angsty women and jewelery.)

Don't ring us-we'll Ring you!

Gil-Galad · 04-08-2005, 07:10 AM

The after effects....many thought that seeing Gandalf uncloaked was only at first sighting, but the effect stays forever

Lalwendë · 04-08-2005, 08:53 AM

King Theoden gets a bad case of the 'Hairy Hands Syndrome' and is sent to St Clabbert's Old Folks' Home.*

*This one's for Father Ted fans...

The Only Real Estel · 04-08-2005, 09:57 AM

Theoden tried to drop subtle hints to Eomer that he was not in favor of Eomer's latest women friend.

Ainaserkewen · 04-08-2005, 11:45 AM

The human equivalent of a pickle.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-08-2005, 01:09 PM

Santa Claus was never quite the same after being tortured by Melkor.

Mithalwen · 04-08-2005, 01:54 PM

Theoden "Alternative comedy? Alternative comedy? You call an exploding Warg bladder alternative comedy?"

Nimrodel_9 · 04-08-2005, 03:41 PM

Theoden: Can we have a new pic?...Please?

Ah! Must... fix... washing... machine!!!

Gil-Galad · 04-08-2005, 04:15 PM

*Plot twist*

Gandalf winds up in the Balrogs stomach to make a startiling discovery, Durins-Bane is a constant acholholic

SamwiseGamgee · 04-08-2005, 04:22 PM

Gandalf realised he was probably too old to be going to Merry and Pippin's foam party.

Oddwen · 04-08-2005, 04:23 PM

What really happened when Gandy fell from the Bridge of Khazad-dum:

Saruman: Do you hear that, Gandalf? Those are the Shrieking Eels. They always sound the loudest before they feed on human flesssssssh.

Or...

How Gandalf the Grey really became Gandalf the White: Bubble Bath!

The Only Real Estel · 04-08-2005, 06:46 PM

After straying out of thought and time, Gandalf discovered it really wasn't all that bad once he'd found the unlimited 'bubbly'. In fact, he was beginning to wonder whether he should even bother to meet the Three Hunters in Fangorn or just stay where he was...

Gil-Galad · 04-08-2005, 07:30 PM

Luckily Gandalf stopped the Washing Machine in time before he became Gandalf the faded Purple

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2005, 01:35 AM

Everyone was so fed up of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked, that they got their revenge!

OR

Gandalf: When I asked for that ale with a lot of head, I didn't expect this!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 04-09-2005, 01:51 AM

The real outcome of the battle on the peak of Caradhras was pure luck. It was so foggy the Balrog just fell over the edge while Gandalf still was looking for his sword.

Evisse the Blue · 04-09-2005, 03:41 AM

Theoden pic:
The effect of hearing 'Dragostea din tei' one too many times.

Gandalf pic:
Gandalf advertises for Colgate:
"When you just can't get enough of that minty freshness!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-09-2005, 09:01 AM

Sauron took advantage in the War of the Ring, by unleashing the demon porridge upon his foes.

Meela · 04-09-2005, 09:35 AM

The secret's out: Caradhras is in fact a giant meringue.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-09-2005, 09:48 AM

Regaining consciousness buried amidst a huge pile of ice-cream, Gandalf wonders just what the hell kind of stag night Aragorn had invited him to.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2005, 09:49 AM

Gandalf thought he was a shoe-in to win the "Longest Beard" contest... but he had to admit he was beaten hands down this year.

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-09-2005, 10:22 AM

Gandalf: Heeelp meeee! I'm meeeelting ...

Gil-Galad · 04-09-2005, 11:53 AM

The Hobbits hoped Gandy got the point when they dumped SHaving Cream all over him...Beards are out!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2005, 12:11 PM

Gandalf: I think this mass load of complaints is telling us we need a new picture!

Frodo: We don’t need to pay expensive hospital bills to have you're tonsils removed, Bilbo. This Sword will do the job fine.

Encaitare · 04-09-2005, 12:29 PM

Bilbo discreetly felt for the mace* he had concealed in his vest in case Frodo should suddenly go mad and attack him.

*I mean, of course, the kind that comes in a can -- nothing Grond-like at all.

Lalwendë · 04-09-2005, 05:04 PM

Frodo: "Now that's a knife!"

Bilbo: "I don't know how many more times I can stand to hear that line from Crocodile Dundee. I wish I'd never given him the thing."

Boromir88 · 04-09-2005, 05:23 PM

Special kudos to those who guess what movie(s) this is from, and more for those who can guess the character, or actor who played him.

Bilbo: You stabbed me! You stabbed me right in the side!...If you could toss me some anti-bacterial cream, the metal has gone through the skin...

Hint: Of course I've altered the wording to suit my own purposes, but for the most part the quote is from the movie(s).

Himt 2: No it is not from Monty Python or Princess Bride.

Meela · 04-10-2005, 03:50 AM

Bilbo adds the finishing touches to his great masterpiece: the Life-Size Frodo with Slash-n-Stab Action.

Bilbo: It's aliiiiive!

Frodo: *slash, stab*

Bilbo: Looks like I won't be for much longer...

04-07-2005, 02:45 PM	#4641
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Theoden didn't find mondays enjoyable, though Tuesdays could hold some surprises... or... Theoden had been having a rough day, and it seemed that his thoughts had really caught up with him... ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-07-2005, 03:44 PM	#4642
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"My name is Theoden, and I am hopelessly addicted to horse tranquilisers." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-07-2005, 04:03 PM	#4643
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden: Its glandular... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-07-2005, 04:22 PM	#4645
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	In the harsh light of day, Theoden realizes that perhaps he hasn't gotten quite enough Vitamin D.... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

04-07-2005, 04:40 PM	#4646
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	After being called "The-Grouchy-Old-Coot-With-he-Eybrows," Elrond really let himself go. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-07-2005, 04:16 PM	#4644
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Mmmm...brains.....

04-07-2005, 05:13 PM	#4648
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Old Man Winter didn't take to summer too well. or What the brave Men and Elves were running from in the last picture. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-07-2005, 05:28 PM	#4649
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: Hail, Théoden King! Theo: Will...you...scratch...my...nose? Or... Treebeard: It's happened at last! I'm a real boy! O, thank you Blue Wizard! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-07-2005, 05:43 PM	#4650
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	I hate Mondays. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-07-2005, 05:52 PM	#4651
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Ten years into the Fourth Age, Eomer had to concede that hiring Merry and Pippin at 'mate's rates' to do the enbalming of Theoden was a grave error on his part. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-07-2005, 08:11 PM	#4652
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden at the annual Edoras Halloween party: "Too long I’ve been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. Too long, uh, erm, how did those bloody lines go?"

04-07-2005, 08:21 PM	#4653
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Separated at Birth: Theoden and the King of the Dead. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

04-08-2005, 04:03 AM	#4654
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	An Advertisement Kings! Worn out after a long day's ruling? We have the solution here at Barad Dur Rejuvenation Enterprises. You'll feel like nothing can get you down. (Small print: except hobbits, angsty women and jewelery.) Don't ring us-we'll Ring you! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-08-2005, 07:10 AM	#4655
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	The after effects....many thought that seeing Gandalf uncloaked was only at first sighting, but the effect stays forever __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-08-2005, 08:53 AM	#4656
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	King Theoden gets a bad case of the 'Hairy Hands Syndrome' and is sent to St Clabbert's Old Folks' Home.* This one's for Father Ted fans... __________________ Gordon's alive!*

04-08-2005, 09:57 AM	#4657
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden tried to drop subtle hints to Eomer that he was not in favor of Eomer's latest women friend.

04-08-2005, 11:45 AM	#4658
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	The human equivalent of a pickle. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

04-08-2005, 01:09 PM	#4659
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Santa Claus was never quite the same after being tortured by Melkor. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-08-2005, 01:54 PM	#4660
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Theoden "Alternative comedy? Alternative comedy? You call an exploding Warg bladder alternative comedy?" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-08-2005, 03:41 PM	#4661
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Theoden: Can we have a new pic?...Please? Ah! Must... fix... washing... machine!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-08-2005, 04:15 PM	#4662
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Plot twist Gandalf winds up in the Balrogs stomach to make a startiling discovery, Durins-Bane is a constant acholholic __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-08-2005, 04:22 PM	#4663
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf realised he was probably too old to be going to Merry and Pippin's foam party. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-08-2005, 04:23 PM	#4664
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	What really happened when Gandy fell from the Bridge of Khazad-dum: Saruman: Do you hear that, Gandalf? Those are the Shrieking Eels. They always sound the loudest before they feed on human flesssssssh. Or... How Gandalf the Grey really became Gandalf the White: Bubble Bath! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 04-08-2005 at 04:24 PM. Reason: Colon-oscopy

04-08-2005, 06:46 PM	#4665
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	After straying out of thought and time, Gandalf discovered it really wasn't all that bad once he'd found the unlimited 'bubbly'. In fact, he was beginning to wonder whether he should even bother to meet the Three Hunters in Fangorn or just stay where he was...

04-08-2005, 07:30 PM	#4666
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Luckily Gandalf stopped the Washing Machine in time before he became Gandalf the faded Purple __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-09-2005, 01:35 AM	#4667
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Everyone was so fed up of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked, that they got their revenge! OR Gandalf: When I asked for that ale with a lot of head, I didn't expect this! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-09-2005, 01:51 AM	#4668
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	The real outcome of the battle on the peak of Caradhras was pure luck. It was so foggy the Balrog just fell over the edge while Gandalf still was looking for his sword. __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

04-09-2005, 03:41 AM	#4669
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Theoden pic: The effect of hearing 'Dragostea din tei' one too many times. Gandalf pic: Gandalf advertises for Colgate: "When you just can't get enough of that minty freshness!" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-09-2005, 09:01 AM	#4670
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sauron took advantage in the War of the Ring, by unleashing the demon porridge upon his foes. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-09-2005, 09:35 AM	#4671
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	The secret's out: Caradhras is in fact a giant meringue. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-09-2005, 09:48 AM	#4672
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Regaining consciousness buried amidst a huge pile of ice-cream, Gandalf wonders just what the hell kind of stag night Aragorn had invited him to. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-09-2005, 09:49 AM	#4673
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf thought he was a shoe-in to win the "Longest Beard" contest... but he had to admit he was beaten hands down this year. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-09-2005, 10:22 AM	#4674
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gandalf: Heeelp meeee! I'm meeeelting ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-09-2005, 11:53 AM	#4675
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	The Hobbits hoped Gandy got the point when they dumped SHaving Cream all over him...Beards are out! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-09-2005, 12:11 PM	#4676
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I think this mass load of complaints is telling us we need a new picture! Frodo: We don’t need to pay expensive hospital bills to have you're tonsils removed, Bilbo. This Sword will do the job fine. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-09-2005 at 12:15 PM. Reason: smaller picture