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Mithalwen · 04-04-2005, 01:16 PM

Merry: Unusual growth you've got there? What happened?

LOTR Logo: Dunno but it started with a boil on my bottom...

Encaitare · 04-04-2005, 01:36 PM

Pippin greatly regrets having that sixth corn dog.

or....

Merry accuses the logo of pouring Frodo's special secret-formula eyedrops all over his vest. You know, the ones that make things have such vivid color it's next to impossible:

Merry: Curse you, logo! Frodo's going to have a fit!
Logo: I didn't do nothin'.
Merry: Gah! Double negative makes a positive! *Narrows eyes* So you did do it!
Logo: Once again my tongue betrays me!

The Only Real Estel · 04-04-2005, 02:33 PM

Already frightened enough, Frodo freaks out further and Pippin snaps when Merry stars chanting, "Logo, Logo, in the Sky. Who'll be the first of us to die?"

The Elf-warrior · 04-04-2005, 07:28 PM

Smeagol suffers the worst thing that happened to him before he lost his Precious, getting kicked out of the PGA, the Pumpkin Growers Association. Smeagol: "And we wept, precious. Murderer they called us. Gollum, Gollum!"

Gil-Galad · 04-04-2005, 10:47 PM

Frodo: the Nazgul are around us what do we do?

Sam: we should draw them out and fight them here! we can take him!

Merry: see Sam, and you wonder why we dimiss from the meetings early...

Pippin: oh oh oh!.....Marco!

Sam, Frodo and Merry looked blindly at Pippin

4th Nazgul: yes?

Pippin: no no no, your suppose to say Polo!

6th Nazgul: somebody say my name?

Witch-King: ha my name's better.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-05-2005, 10:10 AM

Our heroes are shocked (even Pippin) upon arriving in Bree's notorious red-light district.

SamwiseGamgee · 04-05-2005, 11:53 AM

Frodo: Sam Gamgee, if I turn round and that's your hand on my backside murder will be done!

Maeggaladiel · 04-05-2005, 12:38 PM

F- This could be it, lads.
M- Who would have thought we would have ended up like this, being torn limb from limb by the evil hordes of the zombie undead!
P- There are too many! We're gonna die!
S- GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! We gotta stay strong!
F- *sniff* Mommie!

*Scene from the horror movie "When Hobbit Fangirls Attack." *

Nimrodel_9 · 04-05-2005, 12:53 PM

This isn't Rivendell!!!

THE Ka · 04-05-2005, 01:22 PM

Time for a new picture, let's stroll on shall we and look at this piece of art...

Run!!! It's Elrond in his Green Mitzi dress!!!

~ Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-05-2005, 01:59 PM

Aragorn saw... Gandalf... the... grey... un... cloaked...

OR

A spear in the foot is no laughing matter.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-05-2005, 03:49 PM

The fiend has been found! This time he struck at a Helm's Deep where Aragorn was protecting the women and children from Saruman's army. The elf grabbed a spear from a nearby man and stabbed it into to Aragorn's foot. He then fled the scene and again, his whereabouts are unknown. If you have any information on where the culprit is, or why he is on this terrible rampage, please call 1-800-555-ORCS...

The Only Real Estel · 04-05-2005, 03:53 PM

Hobbit pic: As the blackriders closed in, Sam & Pippin discovered the wonder that is being to drunk to care.

Lalwendë · 04-05-2005, 04:04 PM

Aragorn: "Argh! Damn short-sighted Elf! That was not your quiver you just shoved that arrow into, it was my trousers!"

Esgallhugwen · 04-05-2005, 04:08 PM

Hobbit pic:

Merry: I think I smell something
Sam: Dear Eru, what is that?
Frodo: I don't know but it smells worse then Shelob's lair.
*They all look to Pippin*
Pippin: Look over there, a Black Rider!

Aragorn pic:

Aragorn yelling at Elrond: "See, I told you not to call him Ralph!"

or

It was a splendid guys night out until a certain Elven maiden decided to stop by.....

Aragorn: Quick you fools! Run, hide, Arwen is coming and I can't let her know I'm having a good time!

Gil-Galad · 04-05-2005, 04:20 PM

Aragorn: stand men of... oh screw this, SAVE YOURSELVES!

Naz · 04-05-2005, 06:28 PM

Aragorn: I'm stuck!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 04-05-2005, 07:38 PM

Since he obviously does not shower, Aragorn has taken to doing his singing in the heat of battle.

w00t! 1800 posts.

Shelob · 04-05-2005, 07:40 PM

Aragorn: Run Away! Run Away!

A Famous Historian: Defeat at the castle seems to have uttery disheartned Aragorn...The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise and Aragorn became convinced that a new strategy was required if the Quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion.

Oddwen · 04-05-2005, 08:41 PM

In an heroic effort, Aragorn attempts to push Wilhelm the elf out of the path of an arrow - and right off the Deeping Wall.

Lalwendë · 04-06-2005, 02:20 AM

Aragorn and his mates pogo onto the dance floor with great gusto as the refrain of Teenage Kicks starts up.

Lhunardawen · 04-06-2005, 05:31 AM

Aragorn - and the rest of the Elves - saw Arwen...without makeup!!!

OR

Being stepped on by an Elf, no matter what people say about their light steps, is still no laughing matter.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-06-2005, 05:48 AM

Aragorn: BAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 04-06-2005, 07:41 AM

The elf that joined all of us in celebrating that Arwen would not be at Helm's Deep was soon set upon by Aragorn.

Meela · 04-06-2005, 08:07 AM

This elf knows from experience to get out of the way when Aragorn starts using his killer golf swings on the enemy.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-06-2005, 10:19 AM

Showing an utter lack of tenderness or decency, Aragorn yawns in derision as his comrade gets impaled.

Maeggaladiel · 04-06-2005, 10:38 AM

The Helm's Deep Three-Legged Race ended in bloodshed as the orc team accused the Human-Elf team of cheating.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-06-2005, 01:15 PM

In a desparate attempt at obtaining first place, Aragorn has just finished pushing his elven competitor out of the way in the "Cereal Throwing-Catching It In Your Mouth" contest.

Lalwendë · 04-06-2005, 01:52 PM

Aragorn bawls with sheer frustration as that pesky pushy Elf gets his hands on the Ripporff sofa on offer at just 15 ducats, in the frenzy that was the opening night of the Minas Tirith IKEA.

Mithalwen · 04-06-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

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A spear in the foot is no laughing matter.

But a bow in "the Shire" is even less amusing.....

Mithalwen · 04-06-2005, 01:57 PM

Aragorn was gobsmacked when he saw a police box appear at Helm's Deep

Lalwendë · 04-06-2005, 02:41 PM

Aragorn inadvertently voices his appreciation for the ten pints of Warg Bolter he has supped at the Helm's Deep 112th Beer Festival, while his Elven pal, not used to such a gassy ale, makes a dash for the portaloo...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-06-2005, 03:01 PM

Aragorn: NOOOO One expects the Spanish inquisition!

Formendacil · 04-06-2005, 06:23 PM

Aragorn catches Elladan reading a draft of a love letter to Arwen...

Bywaters · 04-07-2005, 06:21 AM

Aragorn: I'm gonna sneeze!

Elf misses out on a good spanking from Aragorn's Cricket bat due to an infortunate/fortunate tickle to the nose from an arrows feather.

SamwiseGamgee · 04-07-2005, 09:33 AM

My gardener senses are tingling, a new picture is at hand, methinks.

It would be fair to say that Arwen did not age well.

Maeggaladiel · 04-07-2005, 09:46 AM

Like other reptiles, the Rohirric King sheds his skin as he grows larger. Huge Theoden-shaped peelings can be found lying around a Rohirric King's nest in the spring months.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-07-2005, 10:00 AM

The effect of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

OR

Theoden: Friends... Roherirum... countrymen... Lend me you’re skin! Mine is falling off.

Meela · 04-07-2005, 12:22 PM

Theoden enjoyed spending quality time with his niece, but there was a limit as to how many all-night raves at the Wild Stallion he could take.

Or

Theoden vows never to borrow Grima's moisturiser again.

The Only Real Estel · 04-07-2005, 01:19 PM

King Theoden of Rohan is the only example of the complicated case of fourth-degree sunburn known to man.

04-04-2005, 01:16 PM	#4601
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Merry: Unusual growth you've got there? What happened? LOTR Logo: Dunno but it started with a boil on my bottom... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-04-2005, 07:28 PM	#4604
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Smeagol suffers the worst thing that happened to him before he lost his Precious, getting kicked out of the PGA, the Pumpkin Growers Association. Smeagol: "And we wept, precious. Murderer they called us. Gollum, Gollum!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 04-04-2005 at 07:30 PM. Reason: Add an exclaimation point.

04-04-2005, 10:47 PM	#4605
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo: the Nazgul are around us what do we do? Sam: we should draw them out and fight them here! we can take him! Merry: see Sam, and you wonder why we dimiss from the meetings early... Pippin: oh oh oh!.....Marco! Sam, Frodo and Merry looked blindly at Pippin 4th Nazgul: yes? Pippin: no no no, your suppose to say Polo! 6th Nazgul: somebody say my name? Witch-King: ha my name's better. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-05-2005, 10:10 AM	#4606
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Our heroes are shocked (even Pippin) upon arriving in Bree's notorious red-light district. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-05-2005, 11:53 AM	#4607
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Frodo: Sam Gamgee, if I turn round and that's your hand on my backside murder will be done! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-04-2005, 01:36 PM	#4602
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Pippin greatly regrets having that sixth corn dog. or.... Merry accuses the logo of pouring Frodo's special secret-formula eyedrops all over his vest. You know, the ones that make things have such vivid color it's next to impossible: Merry: Curse you, logo! Frodo's going to have a fit! Logo: I didn't do nothin'. Merry: Gah! Double negative makes a positive! Narrows eyes So you did do it! Logo: Once again my tongue betrays me!

04-04-2005, 02:33 PM	#4603
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Already frightened enough, Frodo freaks out further and Pippin snaps when Merry stars chanting, "Logo, Logo, in the Sky. Who'll be the first of us to die?"

04-05-2005, 12:38 PM	#4608
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	F- This could be it, lads. M- Who would have thought we would have ended up like this, being torn limb from limb by the evil hordes of the zombie undead! P- There are too many! We're gonna die! S- GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! We gotta stay strong! F- sniff Mommie! Scene from the horror movie "When Hobbit Fangirls Attack." __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-05-2005, 12:53 PM	#4609
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	This isn't Rivendell!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-05-2005, 01:22 PM	#4610
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Time for a new picture, let's stroll on shall we and look at this piece of art... Run!!! It's Elrond in his Green Mitzi dress!!! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-05-2005, 01:59 PM	#4611
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Why won't this joke die!! Aragorn saw... Gandalf... the... grey... un... cloaked... OR A spear in the foot is no laughing matter. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-05-2005 at 02:05 PM.

04-05-2005, 03:49 PM	#4612
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	continued from my other post... The fiend has been found! This time he struck at a Helm's Deep where Aragorn was protecting the women and children from Saruman's army. The elf grabbed a spear from a nearby man and stabbed it into to Aragorn's foot. He then fled the scene and again, his whereabouts are unknown. If you have any information on where the culprit is, or why he is on this terrible rampage, please call 1-800-555-ORCS... __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-05-2005, 03:53 PM	#4613
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	one too many 'shortcuts'... Hobbit pic: As the blackriders closed in, Sam & Pippin discovered the wonder that is being to drunk to care.

04-05-2005, 04:04 PM	#4614
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn: "Argh! Damn short-sighted Elf! That was not your quiver you just shoved that arrow into, it was my trousers!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-05-2005, 04:08 PM	#4615
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Hobbit pic: Merry: I think I smell something Sam: Dear Eru, what is that? Frodo: I don't know but it smells worse then Shelob's lair. They all look to Pippin Pippin: Look over there, a Black Rider! Aragorn pic: Aragorn yelling at Elrond: "See, I told you not to call him Ralph!" or It was a splendid guys night out until a certain Elven maiden decided to stop by..... Aragorn: Quick you fools! Run, hide, Arwen is coming and I can't let her know I'm having a good time! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-05-2005, 04:20 PM	#4616
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Aragorn: stand men of... oh screw this, SAVE YOURSELVES! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-05-2005, 06:28 PM	#4617
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Aragorn: I'm stuck!

04-05-2005, 07:38 PM	#4618
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	"Aaaaaa-ve Ma-riiiiiiiiii-a!!!" Since he obviously does not shower, Aragorn has taken to doing his singing in the heat of battle. w00t! 1800 posts. __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me! Last edited by Sophia the Thunder Mistress; 04-05-2005 at 07:39 PM. Reason: 1800!!

04-05-2005, 07:40 PM	#4619
Shelob Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At the abysmal Abyss Mall. Posts: 276	Aragorn: Run Away! Run Away! A Famous Historian: Defeat at the castle seems to have uttery disheartned Aragorn...The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise and Aragorn became convinced that a new strategy was required if the Quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. __________________ A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name ~Evan Esar. Pan for Everyone!

04-05-2005, 08:41 PM	#4620
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	In an heroic effort, Aragorn attempts to push Wilhelm the elf out of the path of an arrow - and right off the Deeping Wall. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-06-2005, 02:20 AM	#4621
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn and his mates pogo onto the dance floor with great gusto as the refrain of Teenage Kicks starts up. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-06-2005, 05:31 AM	#4622
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Can anyone kill the joke, please? :) Aragorn - and the rest of the Elves - saw Arwen...without makeup!!! OR Being stepped on by an Elf, no matter what people say about their light steps, is still no laughing matter.

04-06-2005, 05:48 AM	#4623
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Be afraid. Be very afraid. Aragorn: BAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-06-2005, 07:41 AM	#4624
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The elf that joined all of us in celebrating that Arwen would not be at Helm's Deep was soon set upon by Aragorn.

04-06-2005, 08:07 AM	#4625
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	This elf knows from experience to get out of the way when Aragorn starts using his killer golf swings on the enemy. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-06-2005, 10:19 AM	#4626
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Showing an utter lack of tenderness or decency, Aragorn yawns in derision as his comrade gets impaled. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-06-2005, 10:38 AM	#4627
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	The Helm's Deep Three-Legged Race ended in bloodshed as the orc team accused the Human-Elf team of cheating. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-06-2005, 01:15 PM	#4628
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	In a desparate attempt at obtaining first place, Aragorn has just finished pushing his elven competitor out of the way in the "Cereal Throwing-Catching It In Your Mouth" contest. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-06-2005, 01:52 PM	#4629
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn bawls with sheer frustration as that pesky pushy Elf gets his hands on the Ripporff sofa on offer at just 15 ducats, in the frenzy that was the opening night of the Minas Tirith IKEA. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-06-2005, 01:57 PM	#4631
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Aragorn was gobsmacked when he saw a police box appear at Helm's Deep __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-06-2005, 02:41 PM	#4632
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn inadvertently voices his appreciation for the ten pints of Warg Bolter he has supped at the Helm's Deep 112th Beer Festival, while his Elven pal, not used to such a gassy ale, makes a dash for the portaloo... __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-06-2005, 03:01 PM	#4633
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: NOOOO One expects the Spanish inquisition! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-06-2005, 06:23 PM	#4634
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Aragorn catches Elladan reading a draft of a love letter to Arwen... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-07-2005, 06:21 AM	#4635
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Aragorn: I'm gonna sneeze! Elf misses out on a good spanking from Aragorn's Cricket bat due to an infortunate/fortunate tickle to the nose from an arrows feather. __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-07-2005, 09:33 AM	#4636
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	My gardener senses are tingling, a new picture is at hand, methinks. It would be fair to say that Arwen did not age well. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.